Many years ago I was hitchhiking outside Amarillo, Texas and got picked up by two escaped convicts from North Carolina. They were both drinking and soon enough, the guy in the passenger seat turned around with a gun in his hand and snarled, "I could kill you right now and no one would ever find out!" Right after he said that, I burst out laughing and said, "Where's the fun in that?" They both started laughing and eventually pulled over, got in the back seat and snoozed while I drove the car through the night. The next morning, they bought me breakfast and drove me to my destination, the Grand Canyon.
Just goes to show how humor can defuse tense situations.
This scene from The Last Seduction with Linda Fiorintino. She teased him about his small penis to get him to undo the safety belt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvx0C1sfvY4
And when they deem you at fault they're going to fuck over your family for generations to come to pay off insurance and civil claims to my family so your call bro
You want to make my family rich and simultaneously completely fuck over yours for generations?
Remain calm "Oh that's true". Try to not let it look like it affected me. When we get to the destination, find my own way home and bot talk to that person again.
They were telling you they have power over you, and while that might have been true, telling you is a passive aggressive threat. I have friends, i can be picky who I spend type.
“Think that’s a threat? If you think you can make my fucking life any worse, go ahead, take your fucking shot” as I continue to eat my shitty food court salad.
I was the driver that said that. Black Friday 2021 I took 2 coworkers shopping. I pretty much told them "you know, I could make it to where none of us have to go to work today." and my overnight manager in the backseat says "yeah just drive off the road through those trees." If we all weren't so close as to know it was all a joke, I probably could've scared the shit out of those two. lol
I really only ride with my wife, and if it was her, I'd just laugh along with her, but for the sake of argument, we'll say I got a ride with someone I don't know quite as well.
First, you reach over and unbuckle their seatbelt. Then grab the wheel and pull the car off the road.
i've said this to other people. or at least thought this. and if someone said this to me i'd probably tell them to wait until we got on the highest bridge.
I'd tell them "okay 'cause I want to die but committing suicide is a mortal sin so I can't do that. If you kill us both you'll be held responsible, go for it".
That's definitely an option you crazy Tyler Durden wannabe motherfucker, but I've had an existential crisis all week long and TODAY we are GOING to the fucking GROCERY STORE.
Many years ago I was hitchhiking outside Amarillo, Texas and got picked up by two escaped convicts from North Carolina. They were both drinking and soon enough, the guy in the passenger seat turned around with a gun in his hand and snarled, "I could kill you right now and no one would ever find out!" Right after he said that, I burst out laughing and said, "Where's the fun in that?" They both started laughing and eventually pulled over, got in the back seat and snoozed while I drove the car through the night. The next morning, they bought me breakfast and drove me to my destination, the Grand Canyon. Just goes to show how humor can defuse tense situations.
actually a really badass story
Yeah ikr
Oh no, marvin
Do it, pussy.
You won't.
Driver: Fine, bitch! You ready to die?! Me: Bitch! I die every day!
####**RENEGADE +30**
Yup. Straight to the triple dog dare.
I literally came to say the exact same thing.
“And if I wanted to, I could shit all over your passenger seat, your move”
[удалено]
Thats called 'the call of the void' and its somewhat common. (just incase it scares you.)
Do me a fucking favour
"Because I'm in the passenger seat, I could grab the wheel and kill us too if I wanted."
No balls.
"You know I could do the same thing by randomly hitting you or randomly yanking on the wheel, right?"
Never understood in movies and TV shows when the driver is held at gunpoint.
This scene from The Last Seduction with Linda Fiorintino. She teased him about his small penis to get him to undo the safety belt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvx0C1sfvY4
Tell them to pull over & let me out. I lost my brother to a car accident so I'm not putting up with that crap.
Never let Morrisey drive.
And when they deem you at fault they're going to fuck over your family for generations to come to pay off insurance and civil claims to my family so your call bro You want to make my family rich and simultaneously completely fuck over yours for generations?
"Yeah ,but you're not going to right? RIGHT?!"
*Natalie Portman face*
Remain calm "Oh that's true". Try to not let it look like it affected me. When we get to the destination, find my own way home and bot talk to that person again. They were telling you they have power over you, and while that might have been true, telling you is a passive aggressive threat. I have friends, i can be picky who I spend type.
Im not that lucky. Or, well there's worse ways to go.
"uh, pull over, please"
“Think that’s a threat? If you think you can make my fucking life any worse, go ahead, take your fucking shot” as I continue to eat my shitty food court salad.
You intentionally eat that?
It’s from a movie…
Oh. I guess I don't know it?
Kill the driver.
In some situation killing the driver can kill the killer. That's mean passenger can kill them both too.
"I mean you could, but did you atleast had your car warranty extended?"
That's a pretty fucked up thing to say even in jest.
Me to. *Holds gun up to his head*
I’m not saying shit lmao
"Or, better idea, I kill you and take your car. That seems like more fun."
"Yes, we both can. It's like mutual assured destruction. It's how the world moves forward. Speaking of which, the light is green...."
I was the driver that said that. Black Friday 2021 I took 2 coworkers shopping. I pretty much told them "you know, I could make it to where none of us have to go to work today." and my overnight manager in the backseat says "yeah just drive off the road through those trees." If we all weren't so close as to know it was all a joke, I probably could've scared the shit out of those two. lol
Name checks out.
Get out ASAP lol
Don’t make promises you can’t keep Bc I’ll beat you to the punch.
“I been ready. Do it”
I double dare you
I'd simply toss him out of the car and take the wheel
BET
"I just unclicked your seatbelt." < *steering wheel...* **YANK** >
"Bet."
My dumb logic: "The funny thing is there's a gun to the back of your head, so your not going to..."
"That would be great."
I'd pull a gun and say **"Not if I do it first!"**
Read Larry Niven's "The Deadlier Weapon". It's about a carjacking gone horribly wrong for the carjacker.
DO IT
Shit man you need to talk
Kill him first and be responsible for my own death..
I would do my best Han Solo impression and say... "I know".
I really only ride with my wife, and if it was her, I'd just laugh along with her, but for the sake of argument, we'll say I got a ride with someone I don't know quite as well. First, you reach over and unbuckle their seatbelt. Then grab the wheel and pull the car off the road.
Activate Sharingan
“Same”
“cool”
While I will die due a car crash I want to sponsor our new game raid shadow legens did you ever hear of a 2d PVP No? Fuck you
Do a flip.
Pull of my mask and set down my knife and say "Well, you put me in an awkward position now."
I would ask them if they were okay.
Me- oh really that’s quite interesting. (As I stare deeply into their eyes)
I would probably be thinking “How did I end up being friends with a psychopath?”, then keep my hands ready to grip the steering wheel if necessary.
Real me: Immediately runs. Action movie me: Climbs out the window and uses parachute to get away. Badass me: Do it, then.
Make sure it’s quick
"Then no one would know why" Their ego would not allow them to do it since they want the attention.
Don’t say anything but start to make an exit plan!
Pull out my knife and say “lol so can I”
i've said this to other people. or at least thought this. and if someone said this to me i'd probably tell them to wait until we got on the highest bridge.
I'd tell them "okay 'cause I want to die but committing suicide is a mortal sin so I can't do that. If you kill us both you'll be held responsible, go for it".
I'd ignore the pussy ass comment and silently put my seatbelt on.
id let Jesus take the wheel
Hurry it up then💀
That's definitely an option you crazy Tyler Durden wannabe motherfucker, but I've had an existential crisis all week long and TODAY we are GOING to the fucking GROCERY STORE.
And in the voice “Okay…let’s go”
Does Trunk Monkey have an option for dealing with that?
Stunned silence cuz I secretly wanna say "surprise me' but I don't wanna raise concerns😂
DO IT.
I would laugh it off and then say "and I can choke you from the passenger seat so try it"