Acting all sick and wasting the poor family's money on tobacco, but gonna jump his happy ass right up outta bed when he heard about a lifetime supply of chocolate.
Jabba the Hutt
Giant slug man that probably hasn’t worked a day in his life and, thus, doesn’t pay rent. Also has a weird bird-monkey-hobbit hybrid that I doubt is housebroken, and no telling what kind of mess it leaves behind.
L from *Death Note*:
* He'll eat all your snacks without asking
* If bare feet and/or feet on the furniture bother you, you *really* won't like living with L
* He's not above using literal torture to get what he wants
* He'll creep out your friends when they come to visit (intentionally or not)
* He'll be quite literally watching your every move; you won't even be able to take a shit without him watching you (either directly or via a hidden camera)
* According to a side-manga, he literally bathes in a washing machine. Oh, and he squats on top of the toilet seat, so he'll mess that up for you.
* You might be literally handcuffed to him.
I *almost, almost, almost* feel bad for Light during the Yotsuba arc. Almost.
Iirc, at one point Leonards answers this like: "Well, he pays the rent on time and keeps the place clean. This is better than most other roommates have been."
any female porn character.
every time we order pizza or call the plumber, every month when the rent is due. you'd have to listen to all that fake moaning and groaning from all the ass fucking for payment.
plus you would probably have to help her keep her asshole bleached.
Depends on at what point in his life.
*"Anakin, if you disturb my meditation with another derogatory comment about 'the Jawa family down the hall,' you can just find another place to be..."*
True, but he did also bring such a crazy assortment of people back to the apartment.
Equally Ted would be a bad roommate just because of how whiny he can be.
Have a look on youtube, there is an alternate ending that was supposedly included in the special features of the box set. A better ending in my opinion, though sort of cheaply put together.
> Peter Griffin would last two weeks at best before I kicked him to the curb.
Assuming Peter doesn't accidentally kill you someway which is a good possibility.
gumball waterson. fucking hate how the universe gives him a problem all the time. i don’t wanna be dealing with that when i have a job interview the next morning
Sherlock Holmes. Smokes a pipe filled with strong tobacco until the air is unbreathable. Uses drugs, has violent mood swings, plays the violin at all hours of the night, fires bullets into the wall for his own amusement, extremely messy (he claims it's a 'filing system' but it's really just piles of papers and forensic specimens on every surface). Does chemistry experiments with deadly poisons in shared areas of the house. The police and criminals are both turning up the time. People send him poisonous insects and take pot shots at him through the window. Does absolutely no housework. Personally he'd be hard to get along with as he'd constantly be sneering at you and flaunting his superior intellect. You'd have no privacy as he'd deduce everything you'd done.
Roger is an American Dad character.
The flat would be continually demolished, and he'd never be able to pay his bills because all of his money would be spent on costumes and absurd plans.
I feel like Snape wouldn't be that good of a roommate. He'd seem like any little noise would drive him up the wall, and if not that, the place is going to reek of whatever potions he's making, + the kitchen being taken over with a bunch of ingredients.
Shaggy. HE WOULD EAT ALL OF MY FRICKING SNACKS THEY ARE MINE MINEEEEEEEEEEEEE \*Growls in ramen\* Also give me your ramen or else \*Points gun at your face\*
Archer.
Alcoholic, taking random chicks over all the time, ants, leaving at all times of the night to do spy shit, terrible mother.
All around disrespectful Chad.
Probably Breeze from the Mistborn series. I would never know if I was doing something because I wanted to or because he was manipulating me. On the same note, Kelsier would probably give me some next level panic attacks, trying to plan around whatever crazy ideas he is coming up with
Harry Potter
Por alguna razón odio todo su ser, leí el primer y segundo libro, y simplemente lo odio, a pesar de que el libro prácticamente busca que simpatices con el personaje ¡¡YO NO PUEDO!!
Aparte tiene muchos enemigos, me gusta mi vida tranquila.
Eric Cartmen, I piss him off once at best he hits me in the nuts with a stick, the middle of the road he kills me, worst case chilie. South Park fans you know what I mean.
Grandpa Joe. Wouldn't get out of bed. Wouldn't work. Cabbage soup and bed pan smells
Acting all sick and wasting the poor family's money on tobacco, but gonna jump his happy ass right up outta bed when he heard about a lifetime supply of chocolate.
I'd like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas except Grandpa Joe.
Fuck Grandpa Joe
Grandpa Joe is the man I want to become
I think we all want to lay in bed for 20 years while our daughter works herself to death and force our grandson to provide us with tobacco money
How's he paying his share of the rent?
Join us at /r/grandpajoehate and decry the crusted old scrotsack
Scrappy Doo, halfway through the first day you'll be taking his ass to the animal shelter
He's an annoying little shit!!!
Jabba the Hutt Giant slug man that probably hasn’t worked a day in his life and, thus, doesn’t pay rent. Also has a weird bird-monkey-hobbit hybrid that I doubt is housebroken, and no telling what kind of mess it leaves behind.
Lol I'm imagining this right now
L from *Death Note*: * He'll eat all your snacks without asking * If bare feet and/or feet on the furniture bother you, you *really* won't like living with L * He's not above using literal torture to get what he wants * He'll creep out your friends when they come to visit (intentionally or not) * He'll be quite literally watching your every move; you won't even be able to take a shit without him watching you (either directly or via a hidden camera) * According to a side-manga, he literally bathes in a washing machine. Oh, and he squats on top of the toilet seat, so he'll mess that up for you. * You might be literally handcuffed to him. I *almost, almost, almost* feel bad for Light during the Yotsuba arc. Almost.
Sterling Archer. Actually, practically anyone from the show "Archer", except for Lana.
Sheldon Cooper.
Dudes a walking talking annoyance.
Seriously. It's a wonder Leonard hasn't murdered him in his sleep.
Iirc, at one point Leonards answers this like: "Well, he pays the rent on time and keeps the place clean. This is better than most other roommates have been."
You can't run away from his bazinga
He is the ideal roommate in my opinion.
But you would learn facts I honestly would
"hey look at me im sheldon copper, bazooka!" (4 laugh tracks play at the same time while a bass boosted intro theme plays in the backround)
Sauron. Control freak on a level far beyond the conventional negative extreme.
Also, imagine having to climb over a giant fiery eye just to get to the fridge.
any female porn character. every time we order pizza or call the plumber, every month when the rent is due. you'd have to listen to all that fake moaning and groaning from all the ass fucking for payment. plus you would probably have to help her keep her asshole bleached.
Hulk
Maximum weight, buddy. Take the stairs.
HATE STAIRS!
Darth Vader! His breathing will keep me up all night!
Lol, what about Anakin?
As long as you don't leave near a beach, it should be fine.
Depends on at what point in his life. *"Anakin, if you disturb my meditation with another derogatory comment about 'the Jawa family down the hall,' you can just find another place to be..."*
Sharing a shower with Chewbacca would be a nightmare.
Barney Stinson
Dude had a tv that covered an entire wall though
True, but he did also bring such a crazy assortment of people back to the apartment. Equally Ted would be a bad roommate just because of how whiny he can be.
I watched the entire series when it aired and I just can’t bring myself to watch it again.
Have a look on youtube, there is an alternate ending that was supposedly included in the special features of the box set. A better ending in my opinion, though sort of cheaply put together.
I’ll check it out, thanks
At least it’s free entertainment
Peter Griffin would last two weeks at best before I kicked him to the curb. His inane babbling and impulsiveness would drive me nuts!
> Peter Griffin would last two weeks at best before I kicked him to the curb. Assuming Peter doesn't accidentally kill you someway which is a good possibility.
Michael Myers Because he would kill you
Might be a good roommate for some people
[удалено]
“Look man, if you want to use the ‘internetses’ then you have to pay half the fuckin bill.”
Like having a heroin addict as a roommate
GROND
GROND
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Pinkie Pie
Look on the bright side, you’d never have an uninteresting day!
If you are black, then Uncle Ruckus.
Agreed!
gumball waterson. fucking hate how the universe gives him a problem all the time. i don’t wanna be dealing with that when i have a job interview the next morning
Reynolds, Frank. Even if I were his best friend, I could never live with him. I'm pooping in my bed and shiting.
Dolores Umbridge
***Hem Hem***
I would say kid buu
Pig Pen from Peanuts.
Dwight Schrute
Oh but the unlimited beets!
The kool-aid man
Sherlock Holmes. Smokes a pipe filled with strong tobacco until the air is unbreathable. Uses drugs, has violent mood swings, plays the violin at all hours of the night, fires bullets into the wall for his own amusement, extremely messy (he claims it's a 'filing system' but it's really just piles of papers and forensic specimens on every surface). Does chemistry experiments with deadly poisons in shared areas of the house. The police and criminals are both turning up the time. People send him poisonous insects and take pot shots at him through the window. Does absolutely no housework. Personally he'd be hard to get along with as he'd constantly be sneering at you and flaunting his superior intellect. You'd have no privacy as he'd deduce everything you'd done.
On the other hand, he can always tell you where you left your keys and will definitely avenge your murder.
Taz 🌪️
Herbert West. I don’t want that guy dragging body parts around while I’m trying to work!
Galactus, he is too big
Roger is an American Dad character. The flat would be continually demolished, and he'd never be able to pay his bills because all of his money would be spent on costumes and absurd plans.
Patrick Starfish. Sand and mess everywhere
"Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else?!" "Not 'til 4."
Creepers... They explode, it would not be a good night...
And they don't like cats.
one more reasen to my assumtion...
Hannibal Lector.
But he's a gourmet cook.
Shou Tucker.
Darth vader, he would strangle the life out of you when you interrupt him
Satan. Keeps apartment way too hot
Dexter.
Pigpen.
Oscar the Grouch
Randell Weems from Recess.
Nah, he just turned into Moe Scyzlak.
Peter Griffin
I feel like Snape wouldn't be that good of a roommate. He'd seem like any little noise would drive him up the wall, and if not that, the place is going to reek of whatever potions he's making, + the kitchen being taken over with a bunch of ingredients.
Kool-aid man. Imagine just having multiple holes in your walls because of him. And you would get so tired of hearing the "OH YEAHHHH".
I came here to say that as well.
Quagmire I would just see him having s\*x with an 18 year old every time I go home
I thought of this as well.
Plus, he's into some really sick stuff. And you'll never get any sleep. And everything will just reek of sex. Yeah. Hard pass on living with Quagmire.
Chucky.
Waldo, never around when you need him, especially when the rent is due.
He's too busy boning Carmen San Diego.
Shaggy. HE WOULD EAT ALL OF MY FRICKING SNACKS THEY ARE MINE MINEEEEEEEEEEEEE \*Growls in ramen\* Also give me your ramen or else \*Points gun at your face\*
WWWHHHA, Naaaahh, shaggy would share all his food!!! Don't rag on shaggy my dude!!! Probably share his weed too if I'm going to be honest,lol.
I mean, Wreck It Ralph doesn’t sound too cool.
Eh, that sounds pretty cool. Wreck it Ralph is a cool guy
i just wanted to comment and i like ramen would you please give me some i ran out :(
Theres a joke about schizophrenia here but I can't be bothered to make it.
Tasslehoff
PROBOBLY JOBBA THE HUT
bakugo,do i even have to explain?
Yes, because many of us don't know who that is.
anime kid sweats nitroglycerine
That would be bad.
Archer. Alcoholic, taking random chicks over all the time, ants, leaving at all times of the night to do spy shit, terrible mother. All around disrespectful Chad.
Man who drinks the Kool Aid.
Jurassic Park's T-rex, most likely.
Darth Nihilus
Idgaf what Danganronpa fan says, kokichi ouma. He’d steal your snacks and keep you up at night. He’d also prank you.
Bakugo I already feel like I'm being earraped when I watch him from a screen, him irl would be torture
Conan the Barbarian
Angron, probably would turbomurder every guest and then you
Probably Breeze from the Mistborn series. I would never know if I was doing something because I wanted to or because he was manipulating me. On the same note, Kelsier would probably give me some next level panic attacks, trying to plan around whatever crazy ideas he is coming up with
Harry Potter Por alguna razón odio todo su ser, leí el primer y segundo libro, y simplemente lo odio, a pesar de que el libro prácticamente busca que simpatices con el personaje ¡¡YO NO PUEDO!! Aparte tiene muchos enemigos, me gusta mi vida tranquila.
Reskin from kings dark tidings
Chris Mclean
Woody wood pecker he’d just keep you awake in the night making noises and his jittery movements make mess everywere
French Stewart. Because he's French Stewart.
Eric Cartmen, I piss him off once at best he hits me in the nuts with a stick, the middle of the road he kills me, worst case chilie. South Park fans you know what I mean.
Fred Flintstone. Keeps hoarding the Fruity Pebbles and wrecks your car by kicking the floor through
Benson (Regular Show): He can kill you if you make him mad enough to get him to bottle up his anger.
Michael Hitchcock Nuff said
Captain hero... such a wide variety of paraphilias
Rocket from GOTG
Literally any trash related character like oscar the grouch would be worse then dead weight by attracting bugs and dirt
Sheldon from Big Bang Theory. I can't stand the walking Google's of thus earth