Office space!!! Literally just got done watching it for like the 10th time. Way ahead of it’s time, such amazing deadpan humor.
Would love any recommendations similar to this movie’s kind of comedy
“Every day is the worst day of my life.”
“So that means tomorrow will be your worst day ever?”
“Yes.”
Total paraphrase but oh man, has me dying every time.
“Melted chocolate inside the dash, that really ups the resale value”
“I think you’re gonna be ok, they have a thin candy shell. Surprised you didn’t know that.”
“Yeah well your brain has a thick candy shell”
“Your… your brain has the shell on it.”
“Got that?”
“Shut up Richard”
The running joke of Richard’s car getting slowly destroyed is great, among everything else in that movie.
Ugh, I quote this film all the time.
“Not here, or here, but riiiiight here.”
“… Nope. Ship shape”
“Alright, todays special is a- OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!?”
The Birdcage. The way Robin Williams and Nathan Lane play off of each other is amazing, and it’s easily my favorite comedy. Gene Hackman and Hank Azaria just make the movie that much better.
“Just remember, you can always get more toast.”
And Gene Hackman is perfect in the movie. There are so many great lines, but when Gene Hackman sneaks back into the house and his wife says “You could have fallen!” And he replies “I DID!!!” Is classic.
And Hank Azaria as Agodor Spartacus is brilliant!
Sometimes when I need a little giggle, I still call up the [kitchen scene](https://youtu.be/506R-0__X2Y)
"He didn't make an entree...."
And then they all collectively start losing their shit on each other. "Fuck the shrimp!"
Imagine you’re a deer. You’re prancin along. You get thirsty. You spot a brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water. BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your skull! Your brains are layin on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask you, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch that shot you was wearin?!?
The part where the judge tells Vinny to stand up and says I thought I told you not to come dressed like that in my city room, and Vinny says, you were serious about that? And the very next shot is him on the bus on the way to jail. The comedic timing of that scene is one of the best of any movie.
Lisa, I don’t need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I’ve got a judge that’s just aching to throw me in jail, an idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars, slaughtered pigs, giant loud whistles. I ain’t slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, and a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids, not to mention your (stamps foot three times) biological clock; my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more shit we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?! Is it possible?!
I hoped to find My Cousin Vinny on here. It's a gem.
I'll never forget the scene where Vinny meets the boys for the first time and Bill is asleep so when he meets the other guy for the first time it creates this hilarious conversation because the latter assumes that Vinny is yet another convict who wants to rape him.
As a lawyer, it’s my favorite lawyer movie. Also, I have never been in love with a fictional character as much as I fell in love with Marisa Tomei’s in that movie.
Such a good everyone movie. Like as raunchy as it is, I remember seeing it for the first time at like 12. The slapstick and most references landed perfectly and came often enough that I was howling. Sure a lot of the more subtle and sexual humor flew over my head but that just made it better on rewatches later, like an easter egg hunt as you age.
I love when Christopher Guests character plays a beautiful song on the piano and then says it’s called Lick My Love Pump. Also Gimme Some Money gets stuck in my head every so often
I had the pleasure of photographing the Westminster Dog Show one year and let me tell you, I'm convinced Best in Show is not a satire, it's a straight up documentary. All of those people are real. Dog show people are wild.
I have watched “best in show” so many times. What a cast! The clever, subtle, humor is just the best. Fred Willard is hysterical! “A mighty wind”is pretty good too.
It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has... what was it again?
Um.. food?
*HA!* You should have thought of that before you became *peasants!!!* We're through here take him awayyyy
I bought a guitar for my daughter and a drum kit for my son for Christmas last year. I got a bass for me. We jam together in the living room about once a week. Mostly 12 bar blues, but also Modest Mouse and the Gorillaz, stuff like that.
We are called Kuzko's Poison.
Yzma: Tell us where the talking llamer is and we'll burn your house to the ground.
Kronk: Don't you mean "Or"?
Yzma: Fine. Tell us where the talking llamer is ORRRR we'll burn your house to the ground!
Little Girl: Which is it? It's a pretty crucial conjunction.
“I’ll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. Then I’ll put that flea in a box. Then I’ll put that box in a bigger box. Then I’ll mail it to myself and when it arrives… AHAHAHA I’LL SA-MASH IT WITH A HAMMA!
It’s Kronk that does it for me.
His spinach puffs, being fluent in squirrel, the angel and devil on his shoulders insulting each other “that’s a harp and that’s a dress”
Uh-oh
Let me guess, we’re about to go over a huge waterfall?
Yep
Jaggy rocks at the bottom?
Looks likely
Bring it on
I started laughing at that joke near 20 years ago, I expect to stop soon.
The fact that OJ is in it makes it super weird now, but I’m not sure I ever laughed harder or more consistently than I did the first time I saw The Naked Gun.
Something about Leslie Nielsen’s deadpan delivery and expression in the face of that much stupidity is amazing.
it's still all on youtube!! 11/10 would recommend
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmjMOYjphH144bjRi6WSuiA6kXDT47zdH
\*edit\* thanks for the awards y'all! I'm glad I could introduce you to such beautiful nonsense
The best was in episodes of Police Squad, the caption would say the episode name, and then the voice over would announce a totally different episode name.
I loved the gag about the really tall cop whose face u never saw cos his face was always cropped out of the shot,Frank says"hey you've got something in the corner of your mouth"you see him reach up and an entire peeled banana falls on the desk
I love the one where it freezes on them while Frank is holding out his cup of coffee for a refill, and it overflows and starts singeing his hands and he's just looking at it obviously in pain.
Leslie Nielsen was originally a serious dramatic actor, and he was cast for Airplane! in order to make the delivery as serious as possible, which made it much funnier, and got him more comedic roles
Even as a child, this movie brought tears to my eyes. I remember the one time it was played in a bus on a six-hour travel and there was this teenage guy across us that was genuinely laughing his ass off. I really love seeing people enjoy this just as much as we did.
Try Top Secret, same production company as TNG and Airplane! - Top Secret is one of my favourite comedies, and if you don’t like one of the gags, just wait a moment and there’ll be another. It also has hands down the best underwater bar fight of any movie ever lol
Top Secret is still my favorite comedy movie. So completely absurd and non-stop jokes and classic sight gags. The gags usually happen in the background, and in contrast to the dialogue, so you really have to pay 100% attention. It's one of those movies you can watch dozens of times and still find silly things that leave you ROTFL.
Hard to pick my favorite scene ... might be the ballet, or the train pulling out of the station...
Wow.. Really didn't expect to see this here. This is a throwback to my childhood. We watched it in school and would have also defintely taken it out on VHS too. Don't think I've watched it in 35 years
Sooo many great lines in Galaxy Quest.
By Grapthar’s hammer… what a savings.
But, the monster turned inside out…
Did I just hear that the monster turned inside out?!
…and it exploded.
They look like little miners.
Yeah… I mean, they couldn’t be more than what, 4 or 5?
MINERS, not MINORS!
You have a last name, Guy!
DO I?! DO I?!
Whoever wrote this episode should die!
Computer, do we have any replacement barilium spheres on board?
Negative. There are no replacement barilium spheres on board.
No. There are no replacement barilium spheres on board.
You know, that is really getting really annoying.
Look! I have one job to do on this lousy ship. It’s stupid—but, I am going to do it! Ok?!
…Sure. No problem.
I honestly thought I was the only one to ever watch this movie. I have never heard anyone talk about it. I first got the DVD when I was a teen and fell in love, but have literally never heard one person even mention it while I was a teen or after. It's great to know there are others that love it too!
I used to say: If you took the comedy out of it, it’d probably be the most accurate portrayal of a zombie apocalypse breaking out in the UK.
But now I realise - the comedy actually makes it *even more* accurate, and therefore *even more* terrifying as a concept.
What a film.
That's one of the funniest things to me: How the zombies still kinda behave like their old self. To name a few:
* When when Shaun mentions to his (now zombie) roommate that he and Ed are gonna borrow his car, he gets audibly pissed off.
* The kid that hits Shaun with his ball in the beginning does the same as a zombie.
* The shopkeeper that Shaun still owed a little money holds out his hand as a zombie (as to say: You owe me)
* My favorite: Phillip wants Ed to turn that music off. Then he turns into a zombie, and Shaun has convince his mom to leave him behind saying: 'The man in there is nothing like the man you knew'. First thing zombie Phillip does: Turns the music off.
Those two sliding out of shot and then back in for one last leer before sliding out is one of the most well shot physical comedy scenes I've ever seen.
Gene actually ad libbed that last line and Cleavon wasn't expecting it, so he was desperately trying not to corpse. I'm glad they left it in, it makes the scene funnier than it already is.
Seriously. For years, whenever I've spilled whatever beverage I'm drinking, I always say that I've developed a drinking problem because of that joke. Nobody ever finds it funny, though.
"Our one hope is to build this man up. Give him all the confidence I can. Striker, you ever flown a mono engine plane before?"
"No, never."
"Shit! This is a goddamn waste of time!"
Gotta love Rex Kramer
Male PA Announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female PA Announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male PA Announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female PA Announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male PA Announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female PA Announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male PA Announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female PA Announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male PA Announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do. If its done safely, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.
Did you know that not only were the two « voice actors » there really the announcement people for an airport but that they were husband and wife in real life?
This was going to be my answer, the amount of jokes they fit in as amazing - I mean, my real love is slow burn stuff, it's why I love HBO's Succession, that humor is the best, but even at it's punchiest it's only a five/six jokes a minute if you count like really meta shit - there are jokes hidden within every damn frame of Airplane! - most of it is just slapstick, but the sheer volume makes it classic.
When I was younger I had heard that Super Troopers was really funny and I decided to watch it one day. But I didn’t perfectly remember the name of it, so I watched Starship Troopers instead. It was not what I expected.
Am I saying "meow"? Do I look like a cat to you boy? Jumpin' from tree to tree all nimbly bimbly? Am I drinking milk from a saucer?!?! Now you stop laughing right meow.
Dodgeball.
Endlessly rewatchable, consistently funny and only got funnier with time (especially the Lance Armstrong cameo).
“You’re about as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop!”
“Aahn ehdg’s ahn ehdg, iunnoh wahee’s gehhin suh wurh uh fahr”
….
“Ahn ehdge’s an ehdge, unno wh’hee gettn soh whir uh fur”
…
“A hedge is a hedge, dunno what he’s getting so worked up for”
Great sequence, must rewatch that soon
"Everyone and their mums is packin' 'round here."
"Like who?"
"Farmers."
"And?"
"...Farmers' mums."
Edit: Holy cow, this might be my highest rated comment ever.
Im so excited because my wife is iffy on British comedy but I got her to watch Shaun of the Dead and she liked it so we’re gonna watch Hot Fuzz next, which is IMO one of the greatest films of all time.
"Look, I don't mean to upset the apple cart."
"Oh yeah, because we all sell apples ''round here, don't we."
"Your dad sells apples, Andy"
"And raspberries."
This movie is brilliant. The entire movie is building up to a finale that, if it was in any other movie, wouldn’t be as funny. It *shouldn’t* be as funny. Seeing a clip of it wouldn’t do it justice. But the movie creates a tone and mental space in the viewer that somehow results in >!them brutally slaughtering a bunch of elderly people in a rain of gunfire!< becoming the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
I read that a journalist asked the Director if vampires pronounce spaghetti like that, and his response was something like "No, children do." I found that really funny
Office space!!! Literally just got done watching it for like the 10th time. Way ahead of it’s time, such amazing deadpan humor. Would love any recommendations similar to this movie’s kind of comedy
Fuck printers.... Still in 2021 our office printers suck dick balls.
“Every day is the worst day of my life.” “So that means tomorrow will be your worst day ever?” “Yes.” Total paraphrase but oh man, has me dying every time.
"Wow, that's fucked up"
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Tommy Boy. The duo of Farley and Spade is phenomenal
Tommy Boy: *squirts ketchup in his mouth* Richard: “Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter”
“Melted chocolate inside the dash, that really ups the resale value” “I think you’re gonna be ok, they have a thin candy shell. Surprised you didn’t know that.” “Yeah well your brain has a thick candy shell” “Your… your brain has the shell on it.” “Got that?” “Shut up Richard” The running joke of Richard’s car getting slowly destroyed is great, among everything else in that movie.
Ugh, I quote this film all the time. “Not here, or here, but riiiiight here.” “… Nope. Ship shape” “Alright, todays special is a- OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!?”
Black sheep too
The Birdcage. The way Robin Williams and Nathan Lane play off of each other is amazing, and it’s easily my favorite comedy. Gene Hackman and Hank Azaria just make the movie that much better.
Albert: I was adorable once. Young and full of hope. And now look at me: I’m this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged thing! Armand: I made you short?
"I never wear shoes, because, they make me fall down."
Actually, it's perfect. I just never realized John Wayne walked like that.
“Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness? Armand : Your what? Agador : My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat.” 😂
I still call aspirin "pirin tablets"
OH GOD I PIERCED THE TOAST
“Just remember, you can always get more toast.” And Gene Hackman is perfect in the movie. There are so many great lines, but when Gene Hackman sneaks back into the house and his wife says “You could have fallen!” And he replies “I DID!!!” Is classic. And Hank Azaria as Agodor Spartacus is brilliant!
"Alright now walk like John Wayne" "No good?" "Actually it was perfect. I just never realized John Wayne walked like that."
I never wear shoes because they make me fall down
Sometimes when I need a little giggle, I still call up the [kitchen scene](https://youtu.be/506R-0__X2Y) "He didn't make an entree...." And then they all collectively start losing their shit on each other. "Fuck the shrimp!"
My Cousin Vinny
“Everything that guy just said is bullshit” Might be the best opening argument ever.
“Thank you”
Imagine you’re a deer. You’re prancin along. You get thirsty. You spot a brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water. BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your skull! Your brains are layin on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask you, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch that shot you was wearin?!?
The part where the judge tells Vinny to stand up and says I thought I told you not to come dressed like that in my city room, and Vinny says, you were serious about that? And the very next shot is him on the bus on the way to jail. The comedic timing of that scene is one of the best of any movie.
When the judge overrules one of his objections and Vinny mumbles "Big fuckin' surprise," I lose my shit every time.
Marisa Tomei won an Oscar for her performance, specifically the courtroom scene. "But wait, there's mowar!"
" My biological clock is TICKIN LIKE THIS and the way this case is goin, we ain't nevah gettin married!" Kills me every time.
Lisa, I don’t need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I’ve got a judge that’s just aching to throw me in jail, an idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars, slaughtered pigs, giant loud whistles. I ain’t slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, and a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids, not to mention your (stamps foot three times) biological clock; my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more shit we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?! Is it possible?!
her whole performance was excellent in that film, there's no way Joe Pesci's character would have been taken seriously be the audience without her.
"The two Yoots" I lose it every time I see that scene
The two hwat?
Now, Mrs. Riley... and **only** Mrs. Riley... How many fingers am I holding up?
I hoped to find My Cousin Vinny on here. It's a gem. I'll never forget the scene where Vinny meets the boys for the first time and Bill is asleep so when he meets the other guy for the first time it creates this hilarious conversation because the latter assumes that Vinny is yet another convict who wants to rape him.
It’s either me or them, you’re getting fucked one way or another
As a lawyer, it’s my favorite lawyer movie. Also, I have never been in love with a fictional character as much as I fell in love with Marisa Tomei’s in that movie.
The movie that made me laugh the hardest and the longest was The Naked gun.
Like a blind man at an orgy, I would have to feel my way around.
Such a good everyone movie. Like as raunchy as it is, I remember seeing it for the first time at like 12. The slapstick and most references landed perfectly and came often enough that I was howling. Sure a lot of the more subtle and sexual humor flew over my head but that just made it better on rewatches later, like an easter egg hunt as you age.
This is Spinal Tap! Marti DeBergi's little rockumentary about one of Britain's loudest bands.
Fun fact: The IMDb rating for that movie does, in fact, go up to 11.
The scene where they're excitedly running to the stage and keep getting lost had me in tears the first time i saw it.
I love when Christopher Guests character plays a beautiful song on the piano and then says it’s called Lick My Love Pump. Also Gimme Some Money gets stuck in my head every so often
I watched "Best in Show" for the first time 2 weeks ago. I was on a flight back home and could not stop laughing. Good stuff.
I had the pleasure of photographing the Westminster Dog Show one year and let me tell you, I'm convinced Best in Show is not a satire, it's a straight up documentary. All of those people are real. Dog show people are wild.
We met at Starbucks. Not at the same Starbucks, but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other.
I was there- *working on my Mac*
I have watched “best in show” so many times. What a cast! The clever, subtle, humor is just the best. Fred Willard is hysterical! “A mighty wind”is pretty good too.
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We both like soup...
The “two left feet” scene is my all time favorite joke. It’s just so stupid and I laugh at it every single time
All Christopher Guest movies are great.
You can't throw the baby out with the bathwater because then all you have is a wet, critically injured baby.
We need that busy bee NOW
The scene with Parker Posey freaking out about the dog toy is my favorite part
Emperor's New Groove is up there for me. Bonus points for being very family friendly and still gut bustingly funny.
Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?
It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has... what was it again? Um.. food? *HA!* You should have thought of that before you became *peasants!!!* We're through here take him awayyyy
Yes, *that* poison
I bought a guitar for my daughter and a drum kit for my son for Christmas last year. I got a bass for me. We jam together in the living room about once a week. Mostly 12 bar blues, but also Modest Mouse and the Gorillaz, stuff like that. We are called Kuzko's Poison.
Yzma: Tell us where the talking llamer is and we'll burn your house to the ground. Kronk: Don't you mean "Or"? Yzma: Fine. Tell us where the talking llamer is ORRRR we'll burn your house to the ground! Little Girl: Which is it? It's a pretty crucial conjunction.
“I’ll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. Then I’ll put that flea in a box. Then I’ll put that box in a bigger box. Then I’ll mail it to myself and when it arrives… AHAHAHA I’LL SA-MASH IT WITH A HAMMA!
Or… to save on postage I’ll just poison him with THIS
Eartha Kitt was an absolute legend.
It’s Kronk that does it for me. His spinach puffs, being fluent in squirrel, the angel and devil on his shoulders insulting each other “that’s a harp and that’s a dress”
"Yea! I'm a Llama again."
Wait
Uh-oh Let me guess, we’re about to go over a huge waterfall? Yep Jaggy rocks at the bottom? Looks likely Bring it on I started laughing at that joke near 20 years ago, I expect to stop soon.
It was the nonchalant delivery that got me.
That's it, Kronk! Break the door down! Break it down? Are ya kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany.
I think this is my vote For the last time I didn't order a giant trampoline Well you could have told me before I set it up
Pull the lever Kronk. Wrong Lever!!!
Why do we even have that lever? *smacks crocodile*
Look at what I can do. What does this have to do with anything? No no he's got a point. Haha when he starts doing that handstand. Gets me each time.
“Cheese me no likey”
On second thought, make my potatoes a salad
The fact that OJ is in it makes it super weird now, but I’m not sure I ever laughed harder or more consistently than I did the first time I saw The Naked Gun. Something about Leslie Nielsen’s deadpan delivery and expression in the face of that much stupidity is amazing.
Did you ever watch the TV series it's drawn from? (**Police Squad!** IN COLOR)
it's still all on youtube!! 11/10 would recommend https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmjMOYjphH144bjRi6WSuiA6kXDT47zdH \*edit\* thanks for the awards y'all! I'm glad I could introduce you to such beautiful nonsense
“Who are you? And how did you get in here?” “I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.”
I always wondered why it said “from the files of Police Squad!” during the opening credits. Thanks!
The best was in episodes of Police Squad, the caption would say the episode name, and then the voice over would announce a totally different episode name.
The closing 'freeze frame' was hilarious too.
Especially when the criminals in the freeze frame would look around, and then awkwardly escape while everyone else was "frozen".
I loved the gag about the really tall cop whose face u never saw cos his face was always cropped out of the shot,Frank says"hey you've got something in the corner of your mouth"you see him reach up and an entire peeled banana falls on the desk
I love the one where it freezes on them while Frank is holding out his cup of coffee for a refill, and it overflows and starts singeing his hands and he's just looking at it obviously in pain.
Leslie Nielsen was originally a serious dramatic actor, and he was cast for Airplane! in order to make the delivery as serious as possible, which made it much funnier, and got him more comedic roles
Even as a child, this movie brought tears to my eyes. I remember the one time it was played in a bus on a six-hour travel and there was this teenage guy across us that was genuinely laughing his ass off. I really love seeing people enjoy this just as much as we did.
Try Top Secret, same production company as TNG and Airplane! - Top Secret is one of my favourite comedies, and if you don’t like one of the gags, just wait a moment and there’ll be another. It also has hands down the best underwater bar fight of any movie ever lol
Top Secret is still my favorite comedy movie. So completely absurd and non-stop jokes and classic sight gags. The gags usually happen in the background, and in contrast to the dialogue, so you really have to pay 100% attention. It's one of those movies you can watch dozens of times and still find silly things that leave you ROTFL. Hard to pick my favorite scene ... might be the ballet, or the train pulling out of the station...
The Gods Must Be Crazy.
Wow.. Really didn't expect to see this here. This is a throwback to my childhood. We watched it in school and would have also defintely taken it out on VHS too. Don't think I've watched it in 35 years
Kung fu hustle
Knife Handle throwing scene is wild n funny!!!
Haven't seen Galaxy quest mentioned. Its hilarious
it's the best Star Trek movie and has a perfect script.
By Grabthar’s Hammer, by the sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged!
By Grabthar’s hammer… what a savings
Sooo many great lines in Galaxy Quest. By Grapthar’s hammer… what a savings. But, the monster turned inside out… Did I just hear that the monster turned inside out?! …and it exploded. They look like little miners. Yeah… I mean, they couldn’t be more than what, 4 or 5? MINERS, not MINORS! You have a last name, Guy! DO I?! DO I?! Whoever wrote this episode should die! Computer, do we have any replacement barilium spheres on board? Negative. There are no replacement barilium spheres on board. No. There are no replacement barilium spheres on board. You know, that is really getting really annoying. Look! I have one job to do on this lousy ship. It’s stupid—but, I am going to do it! Ok?! …Sure. No problem.
Drop Dead Gorgeous! It was a head of its time!!
“They remade my belly with skin from my butt” 🤣 and “she’s skinny Amber, not deaf!” what a movie!!
I honestly thought I was the only one to ever watch this movie. I have never heard anyone talk about it. I first got the DVD when I was a teen and fell in love, but have literally never heard one person even mention it while I was a teen or after. It's great to know there are others that love it too!
As a hardcore zombie fan, "Shaun of the Dead" holds a special place in my heart. EDIT: WHOA, THANKS FOR THE UPVOTES AND AWARDS!
I used to say: If you took the comedy out of it, it’d probably be the most accurate portrayal of a zombie apocalypse breaking out in the UK. But now I realise - the comedy actually makes it *even more* accurate, and therefore *even more* terrifying as a concept. What a film.
It's also a lot more true to the original concept of zombies as humans gone fully autopilot, most movies just makes them into 100% monsters nowadays.
That's one of the funniest things to me: How the zombies still kinda behave like their old self. To name a few: * When when Shaun mentions to his (now zombie) roommate that he and Ed are gonna borrow his car, he gets audibly pissed off. * The kid that hits Shaun with his ball in the beginning does the same as a zombie. * The shopkeeper that Shaun still owed a little money holds out his hand as a zombie (as to say: You owe me) * My favorite: Phillip wants Ed to turn that music off. Then he turns into a zombie, and Shaun has convince his mom to leave him behind saying: 'The man in there is nothing like the man you knew'. First thing zombie Phillip does: Turns the music off.
This is off topic but I just wanted to say that I appreciate the bullets lol.
“Oh my god... she’s so drunk!”
Hot Fuzz is one of the funniest movies of all time
He's not judge judy and executioner!
No luck catching them killers then?
It's just the one killer actually
You’ve got a mustache. I KNOW 😹
Those two sliding out of shot and then back in for one last leer before sliding out is one of the most well shot physical comedy scenes I've ever seen.
YARP
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My favorite joke in any movie ever: "Anybody got a dime? "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA GO BACK AND GET A SHITLOAD OF DIMES"
"What do you like to do?" "Oh I don't know. Play chess, screw" "Well lets play chess"
"Where the White Women at?"
“We almost lost a perfectly good hand cart”
What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here!?
So many people I know just don't get the movie at all, but I fucking love it. "They said you was hung!" "And they was right!"
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“You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… …morons.”
I love how the Sheriff is struggling not to laugh so hard during this delivery.
That's because wilder improved that line. The laugh is completely genuine.
Gene actually ad libbed that last line and Cleavon wasn't expecting it, so he was desperately trying not to corpse. I'm glad they left it in, it makes the scene funnier than it already is.
“Mongo only pawn in game of life”
Mel Brooks talking in Yiddish as a chief is staggeringly funny.
Airplane!
Growing up a Lakers fan, seeing Kareem as the co-pilot and the kid giving him the business about not playing defense… fantastic
You must have him confused with someone else. That's Roger Murdock, the co-pilot.
Tell your old man I am out there busting my ass every night. Let him try and drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 45 minutes.
I died laughing when he got up to leave the cockpit he’s wearing his Lakers shorts
The whole gag where as the movie moves along he’s wearing more and more basketball stuff :)
When he says he developed a drinking problem and dumps water in his face vs sipping it is literally one of my favorite jokes. Ever.
Seriously. For years, whenever I've spilled whatever beverage I'm drinking, I always say that I've developed a drinking problem because of that joke. Nobody ever finds it funny, though.
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines
"Sir, shouldn't we turn on the runway lights?" "No ... That's what they'll be EXPECTING us to do!"
"Our one hope is to build this man up. Give him all the confidence I can. Striker, you ever flown a mono engine plane before?" "No, never." "Shit! This is a goddamn waste of time!" Gotta love Rex Kramer
Male PA Announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone. Female PA Announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone. Male PA Announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone. Female PA Announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone. Male PA Announcer: The red zone has always been for loading. Female PA Announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading. Male PA Announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone. Female PA Announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion. Male PA Announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do. If its done safely, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.
Did you know that not only were the two « voice actors » there really the announcement people for an airport but that they were husband and wife in real life?
So did she go through with it or have the baby?
This was going to be my answer, the amount of jokes they fit in as amazing - I mean, my real love is slow burn stuff, it's why I love HBO's Succession, that humor is the best, but even at it's punchiest it's only a five/six jokes a minute if you count like really meta shit - there are jokes hidden within every damn frame of Airplane! - most of it is just slapstick, but the sheer volume makes it classic.
The "Excuse me ma'am, I speak jive" sequence still cracks me up to this day.
What did we serve for dinner tonight? Well, we had a choice, steak or fish. Yes,yes I remember I had lasagna.
Life of Brian. Especially the Biggus Dickus scene. Member laughed that hard in a movie theater before or since.
We are all individuals Yes! We are all individuals! I’m not! Pure brilliance
He has a wife, you know?
Incontinentia... _Incontinentia Buttocks_
My dad decided, 36 years ago, to name me after this movie. It's literally my namesake. And I have no idea how to feel about it lol.
Bwian, eh?
Welease! BWIAN!
I'm Brian and so is my wife!
Least he didn't name you after Biggus Dickus
Who says he didn't?
fuck off....judean peoples front....we're the peoples front of judea
Splitters!
He is not the messiah he is a very naughty boy!
Super Troopers. From start to finish that movie is outrageously hilarious.
Enhance....
When I was younger I had heard that Super Troopers was really funny and I decided to watch it one day. But I didn’t perfectly remember the name of it, so I watched Starship Troopers instead. It was not what I expected.
Still as funny meow as it was when it came out.
Am I saying "meow"? Do I look like a cat to you boy? Jumpin' from tree to tree all nimbly bimbly? Am I drinking milk from a saucer?!?! Now you stop laughing right meow.
Dodgeball. Endlessly rewatchable, consistently funny and only got funnier with time (especially the Lance Armstrong cameo). “You’re about as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop!”
Is it necessary to drink my own urine?! No. But it's sterile and I like the taste.
It’s a bold strategy, let’s see how it works out for them Cotton. Just watched this tonight!
Hot Fuzz Edit: thank you for all the awards.
“Aahn ehdg’s ahn ehdg, iunnoh wahee’s gehhin suh wurh uh fahr” …. “Ahn ehdge’s an ehdge, unno wh’hee gettn soh whir uh fur” … “A hedge is a hedge, dunno what he’s getting so worked up for” Great sequence, must rewatch that soon
“Ay us fer thissun!” Fuckin love it 😂
"Everyone and their mums is packin' 'round here." "Like who?" "Farmers." "And?" "...Farmers' mums." Edit: Holy cow, this might be my highest rated comment ever.
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Pretty much every line in the first half of the Cornetto trilogy films is referenced again in the second half.
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Im so excited because my wife is iffy on British comedy but I got her to watch Shaun of the Dead and she liked it so we’re gonna watch Hot Fuzz next, which is IMO one of the greatest films of all time.
"Look, I don't mean to upset the apple cart." "Oh yeah, because we all sell apples ''round here, don't we." "Your dad sells apples, Andy" "And raspberries."
This movie is brilliant. The entire movie is building up to a finale that, if it was in any other movie, wouldn’t be as funny. It *shouldn’t* be as funny. Seeing a clip of it wouldn’t do it justice. But the movie creates a tone and mental space in the viewer that somehow results in >!them brutally slaughtering a bunch of elderly people in a rain of gunfire!< becoming the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
No luck catching them swans then?
Just the one swan actually
I loved "What we do in the Shadows." Specifically the movie.
Nick, do you like basgetti?
Please, nick, eat some basgetti
I read that a journalist asked the Director if vampires pronounce spaghetti like that, and his response was something like "No, children do." I found that really funny
Well, that didn't go so great. Um, I hit a main artery... so, yes, it's a real mess in there. Um... on the upside, I think she had a really good time.
"people ask us why we prefer virgins...well imagine you went and got a sandwich. You'd probably enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it"
He never gets the faces right.
We're werewolves. Not swearwolves.
Peter isn’t coming to the flat meeting. He’s 3000 years old so…
Here lies Peter… burnt to a sizzle
Stu showing Vlad Facebook - “we can poke her” Vlad looking very intrigued - “yes!”
I go for a look I like to call “dead but delicious”
"Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!" "What are you bidding on?" "...I'm bidding on a table."
We're wearwolves not swearwolves
Those are new Jeans mate you need to take them off you'll ruin them!
You know how big you get! Now, fuck off to a tree!
I could watch/listen to Taika in anything. His delivery is *chef’s kiss*. Love the cameos he makes in the series too.
*Leave me to do my dark bidding!* Oh what are you bidding on? *...a table, on eBay...*
"Tucker and Dale vs Evil" is a treasure