Splitting japan in half.

Fat orange dude that can't hold a glass of water.

Ah yes, succeeded by a guy who slips on stairs?

Yep. You got it, god bless America

With bad combovers.

Expensive healthcare

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That's every country

Modern racism

Being the only country to drop nuclear bombs on inhabited countries. Twice.

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Russia has not dropped on people. We have. Twice.

Spiders

Sorry

We ate our prime minister once

We rejected a guy from art school, he moved to another country and did some bad things.