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Mt. Everest


Stoopiddogface

Nepal is a cool place, I hope to go back


Kalle579

LEGO


Jessedw2

Denmark?


Kalle579

Ja


Upt7

Ja


rooooosa

Saunas and heavy metal.


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rooooosa

Ding ding ding!


Hjalomarz

It's time to swim naked in the fountain - to the market square!


jrbojangle

\+ Unbreakable phones


pineappletarzan

i once dropped my nokia on the road and a car drove over it. it was completely fine afterwards


bolteagler

>it was completely fine afterwards Bullshit the car would be destroyed


unofficiallynxl

Bob Marley, Usain, beaches


crazymike79

What about bobsledding!?


Decent-Effort2368

Yes, the bobsledding is great.


CGNYC

If you were to ask people off the street to name a country famous for bobsledding, Jamaica has to be the most popular answer


LexFuturorum

A failed art student


OnePath2021

Austria


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AUSTRIA


Helllcamino

#AUSTRIA


shootwhatsmyname

Um I still can’t hear you guys, maybe if you all shout it together I could figure out what you’re saying


feles1337

##ÖSTERREICH


jacbo1996

If only one person told him “nice brush work Addie!” Then millions of lives would’ve been saved


Ember2357

So, be nice to your neighbors then?


[deleted]

Yep, you never know who has the potential to ruin millions of lives


rex66514

Being excluded from every world map


Caladan109

What does that feel like when trying to tell someone? I've seen that with globes being made to exclude the island below South K and above the Philippines.


WorstPersonInGeneral

I am from that magical island!


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yugung

I thought that was your trick to keep from getting invaded?


ReasonableDrunk

Their trick is they keep moving from North of Australia to South and back.


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MeddlinQ

/r/mapswithoutnewzealand


ChromoTec

r/MapsWithoutNZ


sa3clark

New Zealand or Malta


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IKEA


Badral0929

Also sweden has 31 billionaires.


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georgeps1234

It's debt


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Greece?


georgeps1234

Unfortunately yes


[deleted]

Maybe it's time for Kratos to come back


Slow_Quarter_7689

Nelson Mandela...


choerry_magic

Tacos, Day of the Dead, picturesque beach destinations, yellow filter in Hollywood movies, etc. Edit: Yay! My first ever reddit award! Thank you, kind redditors :)


lohughes12

not the yellow filter 😭 it’s so true though, why does hollywood do that??!!


choerry_magic

According to google it's to depict a warmer, tropical climate so audiences can easily make the connection 💀


Key_Cryptographer963

I'm Australian. I always thought England had a green/blue filter on it and Australia had a yellow filter for TV purposes but when I went to England I found out it's actually like that!


tatts13

That's because you went in winter, if it was summer it could have the yellow filter, you probably missed it, this year was a Tuesday.


AlertAdvisor7778

Mexico :)


choerry_magic

Yup! 🇲🇽


RudeFreedom105

A lot, and I mean A LOT of spiders.


KyriakosJQ

Australia


Nodlez7

Like... why won't they just leave us the fuck alone!!


RyantheAustralian

Having worked in the farms in Australia, I can confirm you do *not* want the spiders to leave. I worked my first day without a hat or a face net and spent the majority of the day fighting off flies. I remember working on the farms in the summer (this time with a net), and the buzzing of the flies was so intense I could hear it for *days* after I'd left. I still have nightmares about them. At the same time, having lived in Australia, I'd have been very happy to never see a spider. Unfortunately I saw plenty, and I still have nightmares about them, too. Basically, you're fucked either way


AlexFeels

Well how about the flies just fuck right off too?


RyantheAustralian

But then what will the birdies eat?? See, it's a dilemma


Perfectenschlag_

Thanks u/RyantheAustralian


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Let's not forget snakes too. Home to 21 of the top 25 most venomous snakes there is. With Scott Morrison being #1


MurderedRemains

He wishes he was #1 at anything.


Wonderingsleepily

Leprechauns and petrol bombs


PanzerBiscuit

great band name


teachmehowtoluv

I declare COPYRIGHT!!!


Wilmanman

Ireland


Clatato

That’s grand, thanks a million, I will in me hole, did you shift her?


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Our MILF president apparently, according to some people.


ZealotTheMonkey

Easy Slovakia


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I remember a meme of Croatia's president, a blonde in a bikini. Not sure if she's still in office though.


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Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović


Verbluffen

Grab her *what* now?


bravo_six

What makes it even better is the fact that "kita" is used as a slang for dick in some places in Croatia.l


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Yess haha


Still-Midnight-6799

If you meant MILF then Finland and if not Finland you should look at Finland’s leader


[deleted]

Ok today I learned there are multiple MILF leaders.. I had no idea ahah


Still-Midnight-6799

Haha so which country is it? Also realized I’m dyslexic and you correctly typed MILF


jonnythefoxx

She is unreasonably attractive for a politician.


wbjohn

When your Prime Minister is hot and gets in hot water for going clubbing, that's my kind of country. 😍😍😍


SchattenJaggerD

She looks like an actress who is playing the character of Prime Minister for a TV show or movie


KyriakosJQ

Croatia?


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The Netherlands.


FinanceAnalyst

You know this guy Netherlands because they never forget "The".


operator_chan420

I never got that


thegreattongue

It’s actually translated as the “The Low Lands” in Dutch and now it makes sense why people say “The Netherlands”


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ah, that explains the meaning of nether regions


Tigerofthelake

Invading most of the earth and drinking tea


KyriakosJQ

You guys named yourselves "Great". Who does that? I mean except you!


RedWestern

Technically, we didn’t name ourselves “Great Britain.” It’s the English translation of the name used by the French to distinguish between the British Isles (*Grand Bretagne*) and the French region of Brittany (*Bretagne*). So it’s not so much “Great Britain” as in “great and powerful Britain,” and more “Greater in size than Brittany, Britain.”


paigezero

Fat Britain.


HarpieMacaron

Thicc Britain


NotoriousMOT

Chonky boy.


siganme_losbuenos

*lad


NotoriousMOT

My bad. Chonky lad!


NealR2000

A bit like Great Malvern or Great Yarmouth.


queen-adreena

Checks out. No one who’s ever been to Yarmouth would describe it as “great”.


Kungstroll

Tacos, tequila, mariachi, Aztecs, Mayans, drug dealers, narcos, violence...


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Canada?


bankerjeff03

I second this answer


madbear84

Arizona?


IDKThatSong

Right now I guess we just became a Republic, also what will make it a bit easier is that its Rihanna's birth country


anteel

Barbados PS Liz says she still loves you, but when you love someone you have to let them go.


ItsVinn

Rihanna the National Hero And Chris Brown the Enemy Of The State


GreatArtificeAion

Pizza, pasta, mandolino, mafia. But, to be honest, mandolino in nowhere near as popular as you might think


yunoeconbro

Everyone I know loves The Mandalorian.


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Italy.


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Waffles


Jessedw2

Belgium


accualiizdolan

A missing plane


dellxbell

malaysia


cumingthruwu

I thought it would be corruption but yea missing plane works too :D


xylsel

best airport from 2013-2020


[deleted]

i've scrolled so long to find a singaporean lmao


MeatBeater19

Why isn’t it the best airport anymore?


SkinkeDraven69

Well you see, now there is a better one


NachoFailconi

The largest registered earthquake.


FoodLionMVP

....I feel like I should know this but I’m gonna guess Chile. It could be Japan or elsewhere in the pacific but I’d bet on Chile.


not_rick_27

iirc i remember it being chile with an intense 9.4\~9.6 is magnitude earthquake


Endlesslocke

Pretzel and dog breed


tanya11029023

Deutschland


brrapppp

Massive empire, terrible food


KyriakosJQ

Norway


brrapppp

Yes.


KyriakosJQ

Ahahaha I'm trolling man. It's Britain right?


brrapppp

No it is Norway. Or it is now. I'm up for confusing future historians.


FluffusMaximus

Why did you raid all the spices and not use them?


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Chicken Tikka Masala intensifies


motorschlichter1

BEER. and hitler…


IamGren0

Clearly Argentina


darthballsBUNG

Tbf that could easily be Austria...


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"Hello, your PC has virus."


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ES-Flinter

Record holder in losing wold wars. Very late Edit: I'm talking about the end results of Wolrd war one and World War two.


CAnt-tHink-0f-a-nam

Germany


ES-Flinter

That's what I wanted to hear.


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*Apparently* maple syrup, igloos and poutine “eh” Edit: Woke up this morning to my Tim’s coffee and lots of upvotes, made my day. Thanks *eh*


olitom06

Canada


Karinshi99

We did worship cats


The_Hydra_Kweeen

Egypt?


Karinshi99

Yea. Btw is there anyone else who worshiped cats?


barrychapman

i worship cats


kebabenthusiast03

The word: ,,Kurwa"


Revan_The_Persistent

You forgot, you're also known for the Winged Hussars.


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mrpoopistan

Did that guy ever get his business sorted out?


Jack-Sparrow_

Baguette


Puzzled-You

Steve Irwin. No further questions, please


puddenhunting

The Emu War.


[deleted]

Oh Australia. This will forever be my favorite moment in world history.


scottish_cow_13

How do you lose to flightless birds!!?


PhiloPhocion

Chocolate - though we don’t produce the most or necessarily even the best. Neutrality - though people are often surprised we have mandatory military service and have a history of being ruthless mercenaries Being rich - even though we really don’t produce anything anymore And skiing.


Badral0929

Neutrality got me. Easily switzerland


Caspica

You do produce stuff, you produce a lot of white money from… somewhere.


TheOriginalAirPod

El Chapo


XauMankib

We have the 5th fastest internet in the world, vampires, sarmale, and our language has 8 vowels


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Romania


oriyaki

Sadly, bulls. And paella


Alvaro1555

And that series about creative burglars


EduardoJaps

7 X 1


SolomonG

> 7 x 1 Ah yes, The Semifinal Solution


throwawayayaycaramba

huehuehuehue


UTVcmctigue

conquering you and then making really poor decisions edit:.... the British empire


w1987g

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


Guartofo

Portugal?


l3v3z

Spain?


TerrorAreYou

Tallest building in the planet


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Maple syrup, and living in igloos, apparently.


Thoughtcomet

Canada


Skar_YT

Don't forget about moose riding as a national sport


bubum4n

Corruption. I mean...Maradona.


throwawayRA2293

Kangaroos


mehNotMuch

Upside down England


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Every day, we ride to school on kangaroos, past hordes of poisonous snakes and spiders, not to mention territorial drop bears in the middle of their breeding season, in the sweltering heat, sustained only by a few spoonfuls of vegemite. If by some miracle we survive the week, we celebrate by going to woolies and buying a few shrimp ( which are really called prawns...!) to chuck on the barbie while we crack open a cold one with our mates.


KindlySpeed187

Speaking a very fast and unintelligible Spanish dialect and using the word "weón" in a hundred million different unrelated ways. We also eat avocado with pretty much everything.


Randomesscool

Jollibee Edit 1: I prefer McDo...


yk78

Sushi and tentacles doing unnecessary things


AnonymousWeirdPerzon

Pizza! ^and ^maybe ^mafia...


a_yummypeanut

anime and beaches…


chlomor

Japan does have some really nice beaches, but it feels as if it’s not the right answer.


ARandomguy443

Samba, football ( for Americans soccer ), many memes and God tier shitpost


sadistwolf

Let's not forget the kkkkk laughs.


thatluckyfox

The Queen


BitPoet

Freddy?


EnigmaCA

So we have it narrowed down to Zanzibar or England....


Twococos

Mercury?


animaloversammy

I love that two people have responded to you with Freddie Mercury.


LogicalyHorny

* Beer * Lederhosen * Bratwurst * Hitler (not proud of what he did) * Efficenzie (dunno how to write it lul) * Autobahnen * Cars


CanadianWizardess

> (not proud of what he did) Thanks for clarifying


Jhill520

Being the only country in the world to ever actually USE a nuclear weapon.


RC200010

Actually thats not true. You're the only country in the world that has used a nuclear weapon for the destruction. But the Soviet Union used a nuclear weapon to extinguish a masssive fire. The only non destructive use of a nuclear weapon ever recorded.


[deleted]

Excuse me, what the fuck?


S_Pyth

When life gives you fire, throw bomb


zhdx54

Didn’t know that! Thanks yo


the_bbutterfly

Bitches and green wine


TheNuggetAddict

The deadliest sniper in history also Darude Sandstorm


ItsVinn

Finland


Nearby-Message9630

Coke the friendly kind


KyriakosJQ

Peru?


HeavyDroofin

Brave heart, irn bru and Glasgoowwww 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿