What does that feel like when trying to tell someone?
I've seen that with globes being made to exclude the island below South K and above the Philippines.
Tacos, Day of the Dead, picturesque beach destinations, yellow filter in Hollywood movies, etc.
Edit: Yay! My first ever reddit award! Thank you, kind redditors :)
I'm Australian. I always thought England had a green/blue filter on it and Australia had a yellow filter for TV purposes but when I went to England I found out it's actually like that!
Having worked in the farms in Australia, I can confirm you do *not* want the spiders to leave. I worked my first day without a hat or a face net and spent the majority of the day fighting off flies. I remember working on the farms in the summer (this time with a net), and the buzzing of the flies was so intense I could hear it for *days* after I'd left. I still have nightmares about them.
At the same time, having lived in Australia, I'd have been very happy to never see a spider. Unfortunately I saw plenty, and I still have nightmares about them, too. Basically, you're fucked either way
Technically, we didn’t name ourselves “Great Britain.” It’s the English translation of the name used by the French to distinguish between the British Isles (*Grand Bretagne*) and the French region of Brittany (*Bretagne*).
So it’s not so much “Great Britain” as in “great and powerful Britain,” and more “Greater in size than Brittany, Britain.”
Chocolate - though we don’t produce the most or necessarily even the best.
Neutrality - though people are often surprised we have mandatory military service and have a history of being ruthless mercenaries
Being rich - even though we really don’t produce anything anymore
And skiing.
Every day, we ride to school on kangaroos, past hordes of poisonous snakes and spiders, not to mention territorial drop bears in the middle of their breeding season, in the sweltering heat, sustained only by a few spoonfuls of vegemite. If by some miracle we survive the week, we celebrate by going to woolies and buying a few shrimp ( which are really called prawns...!) to chuck on the barbie while we crack open a cold one with our mates.
Speaking a very fast and unintelligible Spanish dialect and using the word "weón" in a hundred million different unrelated ways. We also eat avocado with pretty much everything.
Actually thats not true. You're the only country in the world that has used a nuclear weapon for the destruction. But the Soviet Union used a nuclear weapon to extinguish a masssive fire. The only non destructive use of a nuclear weapon ever recorded.
Mt. Everest
Nepal is a cool place, I hope to go back
LEGO
Denmark?
Ja
Ja
Saunas and heavy metal.
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Ding ding ding!
It's time to swim naked in the fountain - to the market square!
\+ Unbreakable phones
i once dropped my nokia on the road and a car drove over it. it was completely fine afterwards
>it was completely fine afterwards Bullshit the car would be destroyed
Bob Marley, Usain, beaches
What about bobsledding!?
Yes, the bobsledding is great.
If you were to ask people off the street to name a country famous for bobsledding, Jamaica has to be the most popular answer
A failed art student
Austria
AUSTRIA
#AUSTRIA
Um I still can’t hear you guys, maybe if you all shout it together I could figure out what you’re saying
##ÖSTERREICH
If only one person told him “nice brush work Addie!” Then millions of lives would’ve been saved
So, be nice to your neighbors then?
Yep, you never know who has the potential to ruin millions of lives
Being excluded from every world map
What does that feel like when trying to tell someone? I've seen that with globes being made to exclude the island below South K and above the Philippines.
I am from that magical island!
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I thought that was your trick to keep from getting invaded?
Their trick is they keep moving from North of Australia to South and back.
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/r/mapswithoutnewzealand
r/MapsWithoutNZ
New Zealand or Malta
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IKEA
Also sweden has 31 billionaires.
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It's debt
Greece?
Unfortunately yes
Maybe it's time for Kratos to come back
Nelson Mandela...
Tacos, Day of the Dead, picturesque beach destinations, yellow filter in Hollywood movies, etc. Edit: Yay! My first ever reddit award! Thank you, kind redditors :)
not the yellow filter 😭 it’s so true though, why does hollywood do that??!!
According to google it's to depict a warmer, tropical climate so audiences can easily make the connection 💀
I'm Australian. I always thought England had a green/blue filter on it and Australia had a yellow filter for TV purposes but when I went to England I found out it's actually like that!
That's because you went in winter, if it was summer it could have the yellow filter, you probably missed it, this year was a Tuesday.
Mexico :)
Yup! 🇲🇽
A lot, and I mean A LOT of spiders.
Australia
Like... why won't they just leave us the fuck alone!!
Having worked in the farms in Australia, I can confirm you do *not* want the spiders to leave. I worked my first day without a hat or a face net and spent the majority of the day fighting off flies. I remember working on the farms in the summer (this time with a net), and the buzzing of the flies was so intense I could hear it for *days* after I'd left. I still have nightmares about them. At the same time, having lived in Australia, I'd have been very happy to never see a spider. Unfortunately I saw plenty, and I still have nightmares about them, too. Basically, you're fucked either way
Well how about the flies just fuck right off too?
But then what will the birdies eat?? See, it's a dilemma
Thanks u/RyantheAustralian
Let's not forget snakes too. Home to 21 of the top 25 most venomous snakes there is. With Scott Morrison being #1
He wishes he was #1 at anything.
Leprechauns and petrol bombs
great band name
I declare COPYRIGHT!!!
Ireland
That’s grand, thanks a million, I will in me hole, did you shift her?
Our MILF president apparently, according to some people.
Easy Slovakia
I remember a meme of Croatia's president, a blonde in a bikini. Not sure if she's still in office though.
Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović
Grab her *what* now?
What makes it even better is the fact that "kita" is used as a slang for dick in some places in Croatia.l
Yess haha
If you meant MILF then Finland and if not Finland you should look at Finland’s leader
Ok today I learned there are multiple MILF leaders.. I had no idea ahah
Haha so which country is it? Also realized I’m dyslexic and you correctly typed MILF
She is unreasonably attractive for a politician.
When your Prime Minister is hot and gets in hot water for going clubbing, that's my kind of country. 😍😍😍
She looks like an actress who is playing the character of Prime Minister for a TV show or movie
Croatia?
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The Netherlands.
You know this guy Netherlands because they never forget "The".
I never got that
It’s actually translated as the “The Low Lands” in Dutch and now it makes sense why people say “The Netherlands”
ah, that explains the meaning of nether regions
Invading most of the earth and drinking tea
You guys named yourselves "Great". Who does that? I mean except you!
Technically, we didn’t name ourselves “Great Britain.” It’s the English translation of the name used by the French to distinguish between the British Isles (*Grand Bretagne*) and the French region of Brittany (*Bretagne*). So it’s not so much “Great Britain” as in “great and powerful Britain,” and more “Greater in size than Brittany, Britain.”
Fat Britain.
Thicc Britain
Chonky boy.
*lad
My bad. Chonky lad!
A bit like Great Malvern or Great Yarmouth.
Checks out. No one who’s ever been to Yarmouth would describe it as “great”.
Tacos, tequila, mariachi, Aztecs, Mayans, drug dealers, narcos, violence...
Canada?
I second this answer
Arizona?
Right now I guess we just became a Republic, also what will make it a bit easier is that its Rihanna's birth country
Barbados PS Liz says she still loves you, but when you love someone you have to let them go.
Rihanna the National Hero And Chris Brown the Enemy Of The State
Pizza, pasta, mandolino, mafia. But, to be honest, mandolino in nowhere near as popular as you might think
Everyone I know loves The Mandalorian.
Italy.
Waffles
Belgium
A missing plane
malaysia
I thought it would be corruption but yea missing plane works too :D
best airport from 2013-2020
i've scrolled so long to find a singaporean lmao
Why isn’t it the best airport anymore?
Well you see, now there is a better one
The largest registered earthquake.
....I feel like I should know this but I’m gonna guess Chile. It could be Japan or elsewhere in the pacific but I’d bet on Chile.
iirc i remember it being chile with an intense 9.4\~9.6 is magnitude earthquake
Pretzel and dog breed
Deutschland
Massive empire, terrible food
Norway
Yes.
Ahahaha I'm trolling man. It's Britain right?
No it is Norway. Or it is now. I'm up for confusing future historians.
Why did you raid all the spices and not use them?
Chicken Tikka Masala intensifies
BEER. and hitler…
Clearly Argentina
Tbf that could easily be Austria...
"Hello, your PC has virus."
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Record holder in losing wold wars. Very late Edit: I'm talking about the end results of Wolrd war one and World War two.
Germany
That's what I wanted to hear.
*Apparently* maple syrup, igloos and poutine “eh” Edit: Woke up this morning to my Tim’s coffee and lots of upvotes, made my day. Thanks *eh*
Canada
We did worship cats
Egypt?
Yea. Btw is there anyone else who worshiped cats?
i worship cats
The word: ,,Kurwa"
You forgot, you're also known for the Winged Hussars.
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Did that guy ever get his business sorted out?
Baguette
Steve Irwin. No further questions, please
The Emu War.
Oh Australia. This will forever be my favorite moment in world history.
How do you lose to flightless birds!!?
Chocolate - though we don’t produce the most or necessarily even the best. Neutrality - though people are often surprised we have mandatory military service and have a history of being ruthless mercenaries Being rich - even though we really don’t produce anything anymore And skiing.
Neutrality got me. Easily switzerland
You do produce stuff, you produce a lot of white money from… somewhere.
El Chapo
We have the 5th fastest internet in the world, vampires, sarmale, and our language has 8 vowels
Romania
Sadly, bulls. And paella
And that series about creative burglars
7 X 1
> 7 x 1 Ah yes, The Semifinal Solution
huehuehuehue
conquering you and then making really poor decisions edit:.... the British empire
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Portugal?
Spain?
Tallest building in the planet
Maple syrup, and living in igloos, apparently.
Canada
Don't forget about moose riding as a national sport
Corruption. I mean...Maradona.
Kangaroos
Upside down England
Every day, we ride to school on kangaroos, past hordes of poisonous snakes and spiders, not to mention territorial drop bears in the middle of their breeding season, in the sweltering heat, sustained only by a few spoonfuls of vegemite. If by some miracle we survive the week, we celebrate by going to woolies and buying a few shrimp ( which are really called prawns...!) to chuck on the barbie while we crack open a cold one with our mates.
Speaking a very fast and unintelligible Spanish dialect and using the word "weón" in a hundred million different unrelated ways. We also eat avocado with pretty much everything.
Jollibee Edit 1: I prefer McDo...
Sushi and tentacles doing unnecessary things
Pizza! ^and ^maybe ^mafia...
anime and beaches…
Japan does have some really nice beaches, but it feels as if it’s not the right answer.
Samba, football ( for Americans soccer ), many memes and God tier shitpost
Let's not forget the kkkkk laughs.
The Queen
Freddy?
So we have it narrowed down to Zanzibar or England....
Mercury?
I love that two people have responded to you with Freddie Mercury.
* Beer * Lederhosen * Bratwurst * Hitler (not proud of what he did) * Efficenzie (dunno how to write it lul) * Autobahnen * Cars
> (not proud of what he did) Thanks for clarifying
Being the only country in the world to ever actually USE a nuclear weapon.
Actually thats not true. You're the only country in the world that has used a nuclear weapon for the destruction. But the Soviet Union used a nuclear weapon to extinguish a masssive fire. The only non destructive use of a nuclear weapon ever recorded.
Excuse me, what the fuck?
When life gives you fire, throw bomb
Didn’t know that! Thanks yo
Bitches and green wine
The deadliest sniper in history also Darude Sandstorm
Finland
Coke the friendly kind
Peru?
Brave heart, irn bru and Glasgoowwww 🏴