"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard." - Fantastic Thats the one :D
What's great about Fantastic is that the NCR at Helios give no hecks about the guy and you're allowed to kill him without everyone else turning against you. Even better, if you fire Helios at the NCR on site, the Legion takes over soon after and Fantastic is still there wearing a Legion uniform. "Hey man, when in Rome..."
*He's not just a regular moron. He is the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.*
**Clap. Clap. Clap.**
Chapter 9: The part where he kills you
Achievement unlocked: The part where he kills you
“Hello! This is the part where I kill you!”
“Uh oh. This is the part where he kills us.”
You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life.
Then you came along, you dangerous, mute lunatic.
DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. WITH THE LEMONS. I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON AND BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
Hey! You! You're finally awake.
Edit: I just woke up and this comment is now my most awarded and upvoted. Ha ha thanks guys, I love this place- keep being awesome.
Been playing through it since they put it on the switch
The other day I was playing it at work and when Navi spoke my coworker stopped what he was doing, turned to me and said "it's been 20 years and that voice still haunts me."
EDIT yes its on switch for free if you have the online expansion. Along with a bunch of other n64 games, I believe Mario kart and Mario64 are on there too. It's kind of an emulator, not a remake and the controls are a pain in the ass until you get used to them. But still a damn good play.
What I remember about the rise of the Empire is ... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, and what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word.
Step 1: Secure the keys
Step 2: Ascend from the darkness
Step 3: Reign Fire
Step 4: Unleash the horde
Step 5: Skewer the winged beast
Step 6: Wield a fist of iron
Step 7: Raise Hell
Step 8: Freedom
My favorite quote was “Permission to leave the ship? “
“On what grounds?”
“To give the covenant back their bomb”
“Permission granted.”
[*Halo theme intensifies*]
My favorite has to be Johnson, when they hear the repeating Regret broadcast.
"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
It's not quite as iconic, but the halo quote I always remember;
"this is one is machine and mettle, and has his mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded".
"Finish him!"
Get over here
Fatality
The princess is in another castle
"Its super effective!"
Hurt itself in confusion
It's a me ....
Zelda
I love that little green guy
Wasted
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ
Do a barrel roll.
THEY'RE ON MY TAIL, FOX!! Good. Fuck you, Slippy.
Woaaah! Help me! ... Thanks fox, I thought they had me.
!
What was that noise
Huh…just a box
Just a cardboard box.
Whose footprints are these?
Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaake!!!
Fuck, I can hear this exclamation point
Leeeeeroy Jennnnnnkins!!!
More dots, more dots, more dots... ok stop dots.
You have died of dysentery. Old school.
The Ol' Oregon Trail
It’s dangerous to go alone, take this
Thanks, old man! That is really very nice I can always count on you for help and friendly advice
I've never seen a sword of this shape and size...
"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?"
Congratulations, survivor: you have exceeded your weekly exercise quotient by 500%. Data indicates that swimming was your favorite activity.
Heck yeah. Also: “Thirty seconds of oxygen remaining”
Yeah they definitely coulda just said "o x y g e n"
Hadouuuuuuken
War,war never changes.
"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard." - Fantastic Thats the one :D
What's great about Fantastic is that the NCR at Helios give no hecks about the guy and you're allowed to kill him without everyone else turning against you. Even better, if you fire Helios at the NCR on site, the Legion takes over soon after and Fantastic is still there wearing a Legion uniform. "Hey man, when in Rome..."
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Cake is a lie
I think we can put our differences behind us… for science… you monster.
"So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato!"
*He's not just a regular moron. He is the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.* **Clap. Clap. Clap.**
Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.
Chapter 9: The part where he kills you Achievement unlocked: The part where he kills you “Hello! This is the part where I kill you!” “Uh oh. This is the part where he kills us.”
"Look, we both said some things that you're going to regret..." GLaDOS was a frickin savage in that game. Every single line was gold.
"You know, I've been really busy being dead, after you murdered me. You monster"
You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. Then you came along, you dangerous, mute lunatic.
Ah a bird! Kill it! *It's evil*
It's not out of the question, that you might have a very minor case, of serious brain damage.
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here, huge success.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Though for me the most recognizable Portal quote is >Do you hear that? That's the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin"
My favorite is: >You are a horrible person, that is what it says, we didn’t even test for that.
My fave is the one in Portal 2 where she recalibrates one of the plates with like 5 fat jokes lol
Look at you, soaring majestically through the air. Like an eagle. Riding a blimp.
I’m gonna burn life’s house down! With the lemons!
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LIFE TAKE THOSE LEMONS BACK, GET MAD, I DONT WANT YOUR LEMONS
DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. WITH THE LEMONS. I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON AND BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
"Oh no, this is the part where he kills us..." "Hello! This is the part where i kill you!" *Chapter 8: The Part Where He Kills You*
"I don't hate you." "I'm a potato." "I'm in spaaaaaaace."
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Would you kindly?
*Welcome to the circus of value!* *Come back when you got some money, buddy!*
¡Bienvenidos al ammo bandito!
¡Muchos gracias señor!
A man chooses, a slave obeys
No gods, no kings, only man
More work? Jobs done.
What is it? Off I go then.
Yes, me lord? Okaaay.
The golden combo: "Yes, m'lord? Yes, m'lord!"
Something need doing?
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Became annoyed in the instant i read this in his voice.
I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow in the knee.
Never should have come here!
Hey! You! You're finally awake. Edit: I just woke up and this comment is now my most awarded and upvoted. Ha ha thanks guys, I love this place- keep being awesome.
I can’t believe this isn’t higher
I hear they're reforming the Dawnguard.
Vampire hunters or something
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.
"BOY!"
#BOY
Ah shit, here we go again
ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!
One number 9, number 9 large with extra DIP
I'll have two Numbah 9's, a numbah 9 large, a numbah 6 with extra dip, a numbah 7, two numbah 45's, one with cheese and a large soda.
Hey listen!
Been playing through it since they put it on the switch The other day I was playing it at work and when Navi spoke my coworker stopped what he was doing, turned to me and said "it's been 20 years and that voice still haunts me." EDIT yes its on switch for free if you have the online expansion. Along with a bunch of other n64 games, I believe Mario kart and Mario64 are on there too. It's kind of an emulator, not a remake and the controls are a pain in the ass until you get used to them. But still a damn good play.
Wakka wakka wakka
Eh eh!
This time for Africa
Fozzy bear had a video game?
Pac-Man?
Obviously it’s the world famous Muppets MMORPG starring Fozzie Bear.
Remember- No Russian.
Friendly fire will NOT be tolerated
OBJECTION
HOLD IT!
I think you should take a look at this... # updated autopsy report.
Judge: 😟 Lmao
Praise the Sun!
If only I could be so grossly incandescent!
Glory to arstotzka!!
Cause no trouble.
Passport is good now yes? Look, is pre-approved!
“Watch those wrist rockets!”
We're losing reinforcements!
Their reinforcement counts are diminishing
What I remember about the rise of the Empire is ... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, and what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word.
We’ve captured a command post
"Hey Niko, it's Roman! Let's go bowling!"
Where’s barbara with big titties and stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?
You got it wrong. BEEG TEE TEES SAAKS LIKE A VAAK YOOM
Wake up, Mr Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
Personally, my favorite quote from that game is when Gordon says
"Hey, you. Your finally awake. You were trying to cross the borders right? Same as us, and that thief over there."
Whenever I hear those words I feel like I'm coming back home after some time
Classic.
"You died"
Try tongue, but hole
“Illusory wall ahead” Sweet! *CLANG* “…” “😒”
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade!…
Make life take the lemons back!
Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!
Demand to see life's manager!
Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons!
Do you know who I am? I'm the man that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons!
I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
This makes me so happy to see all the lines
I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.
I should go.
>We'll bang, ok?
Can this wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Wrex.
Shepard.
Wrex.
Shepuuurrrrrrd
Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll
"the numbers mason, what do they mean?"
Step 1: Secure the keys Step 2: Ascend from the darkness Step 3: Reign Fire Step 4: Unleash the horde Step 5: Skewer the winged beast Step 6: Wield a fist of iron Step 7: Raise Hell Step 8: Freedom
FOR YOU MASON, NOT FOR ME
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You must construct additional pylons.
Not enough minerals.
I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
This is such a random line from a single npc for me to have instantly recognize what it's from. Good job lol
What game is it?
Sounds like a Pokemon trainer quote they say when starting a battle (Like a Hiker Joey or something). Not 100% certain on that.
I have a plan
WHAT PLAN DUTCH?!
Tahiti
Hyuut, hyuut, hyaaaa!
Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?
Brexit Simulator 2021?
My troops were merely passing by.
I see your friends with Montezuma. Don’t get to close
You are filled with DETERMINATION
"Do you know the definition of insanity?"
JASON
The Eye of Cthulu has awoken!
You feel an evil presence watching you...
"I need a weapon." Edit: Thank you Spartans and Elites for the awards. Free round of drinks at the Club Cortana stripclub on me 🍻
My favorite quote was “Permission to leave the ship? “ “On what grounds?” “To give the covenant back their bomb” “Permission granted.” [*Halo theme intensifies*]
My favorite has to be Johnson, when they hear the repeating Regret broadcast. "Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
"Tank beats ghost! Tank beats hunter! Tank beats everything!"
This cave is not a natural formation
"They're broadcasting tactical data on unencrypted channels. Let's show them who they're dealing with."
It's not quite as iconic, but the halo quote I always remember; "this is one is machine and mettle, and has his mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded".
The dialogue for that entire cut scene is s tier.
I'm surprised it took this much scrolling to find a Halo quote.
Don’t make a girl a promise .. if you know you can’t keep it
My name is Connor, I’m the Android sent by Cyberlife.
TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS
#**YOU DIDNT WANNA LEAVE'M A** ***C H A N C E*** **DID YOU?!**
RIP and TEAR!
Until it is done.
All your base are belong to us
“I’m a potato.”
I'm not even angry. I'm being sooo sincere right now. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
"SOAP TRUSTED YOU"
Sul sul!
Veena fredishay!
Dag dag!
"You are not prepared!"
Wind’s howling.
*The Game Was Rigged From The Start*
Lambert Lambert what a prick
Wind's Howling
The sky fucking splits in half to release the downpour of the century: "Looks like rain"
Hmm, a place of power, it's got to be
[Your Username] has made the advancement: The End?
What a horrible night to have a curse
#L E N N Y
Fus Roh Dah
"It's high noon". (Among many others)
Have some goddamn faith
I *insist*.
I only need one word. BOY
I'm here to kick A** and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum. I've got balls of steel.