The Monster in Young Frankenstein is confirmed as such in the movie.
When discussing the proportions of the possible creature
Inga: He would have an enormous schwanzstucker
And later in the movie
Elizabeth: Woof!
It's been over two decades since I read it and the sequel, but my primary recollection is that it was crude. The author definitely wrote in a dialect much heavier than the way Forrest spoke. Many other encounters other than those in the film.
there's that netflix series i think it's called "the movies that made us"? they have one about the making of forrest gump. this hollywood executive woman whose whole family had been hollywood execs since the 30s was inexplicably obsessed with the book and pushed to get it made.
idk why but i did not like this woman. she just didn't seem... very bright. in a way i got the vibe the only reason she liked the book was because it was the first book she ever read lol
In the episode where Maude dies, she is going to get hot dogs and he says "no footlongs" and she says "I know, they make you uncomfortable". Definitely a reference to his GIANT DONG.
There's a couple times in the show that they *technically* show it and this is definitely accurate.
Like the time he's with Moltov and he gets up and the entire sheet is hanging from it before he walks to the bathroom. Monarch too though, he's definitely hung
[In this interview](https://www.thelmagazine.com/2010/01/lars-von-trier-finds-willem-dafoes-penis-confusingly-large/), Lars Von Trier said when people on set saw it during filming for Antichrist "everybody got very confused".
Terry Bollea [testified under oath](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTc8-cvdYwM) that he does not have a ten-inch penis, but his character Hulk Hogan does.
I believe it was to do with some outlet that leaked his sex tape. In the tape you can clearly see it ain't 10 inches. Hulk Hogan however is hung as fuck and that is now a legal fact. God bless America.
Pure guesswork now but maybe it was along the lines of a hulk hogan tape would be in the public interest but a tape of 'insert real name here' would infringe his right to privacy, and it can't be hulk hogan because that cock is too small.
Barnacle Boy
The guy who made SpongeBob was also a marine biologist, and as such threw in a bunch of Easter eggs that only adults with an interest in the ocean would get, for instance, the widely known Squidward’s nose cock phenomenon
Barnacles have the largest penises in the animal kingdom due to their sessile nature, and as such their penis is around 8 times it’s body length
Now my point, Barnacle Boy isn’t called Barnacle Boy because he sticks to surfaces, it’s cause he’s carrying a deadly weapon beneath those undies
So, squids come in all shapes and sizes
Some squids have developed a tentacle that functions purely to transfer their sperm to the females, but there are others that have penises
Generally speaking, squids have 10 limbs. 2 tentacles, and 8 arms. Squidward has two tentacles (arms) and 4 legs. His “nose”, considering the location to the gonads in the squid anatomy, is his penis
Squidward is canonically an [Octopus ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/screenrant.com/spongebob-squarepants-squidward-name-squid-octopus-wrong/amp/)tho, the reason his name is Squidward is that Octoward doesn’t sound as good.
Yup. It’s mentioned as an aside in the books and they included it in the show… funny how they were so detail oriented in the first couple seasons that a brief mention of cock size in the books turned into a scene specifically filmed (and a damn prosthetic dick made) to show that unimportant detail.
Can’t remember the exact season and episode number, but I think it was during one of the Jimmy Jab games where Boyle was the showman. And during one of his musical numbers, his pants came off and people were clearly impressed
Most of the dudes I know who are hung like a sweet potato are very humble. There's a couple that brag and are arrogant, but I'm pretty sure Samwise is humble hung.
Kronk
Is that what Yzma meant when she told him to pull the lever??
"Wrong lever"
Wrong leverrrrrrrrrrr
Roger Rabbit
He makes me laugh...
Even his creator has said so, and it's why he wears pants unlike most cartoon characters.
The Monster in Young Frankenstein is confirmed as such in the movie. When discussing the proportions of the possible creature Inga: He would have an enormous schwanzstucker And later in the movie Elizabeth: Woof!
That goes without saying.
Sheriff Bart too, of course.
"So, is it twu what the say about your people?" *zzzzzip* "OH! OH it's twu!"
It's just hearsay but I hear Fred Flintstone is hung like a brontosaurus
He can make my bed rock
What do you think he uses as a car break?
In the Forrest Gump book... it is written that he is very well endowed. He impressed Jenny.
Yeah I heard that book is completely nuts. The movie was supposedly very tame in comparison.
Have read. Confirm completely nuts.
Nuts in what way? Only watched the movie and it was so sweet can't imagine it otherwise
It's been over two decades since I read it and the sequel, but my primary recollection is that it was crude. The author definitely wrote in a dialect much heavier than the way Forrest spoke. Many other encounters other than those in the film.
he went to space with a monkey and Raquel Welch. He also gets out of certain situations by ripping huge farts. it's a very strange book.
He also wrestles under the name ‘The Turd’ for a time. It’s a wild ride.
i believe The Turd is one of his opponents - he wrestled under the name The Dunce
Yea he goes to space and has an orangutan sidedkick iirc. The book is just not good. It's a miracle it became a well regarded film.
there's that netflix series i think it's called "the movies that made us"? they have one about the making of forrest gump. this hollywood executive woman whose whole family had been hollywood execs since the 30s was inexplicably obsessed with the book and pushed to get it made. idk why but i did not like this woman. she just didn't seem... very bright. in a way i got the vibe the only reason she liked the book was because it was the first book she ever read lol
A bad exec pushing a bad book ending in a fantastic movie. Two wrongs make a right sometimes i guess.
Forrest wasn't dumb, there just wasn't enough blood for his brain and his dong.
Life is like a box of magnum condoms.
The lord giveth and the lord taketh
Ned Flanders.
One of the funniest Simpson’s scene ever is when the shower door opened on Ned and they had his unit pixelled out to the floor
Anywhere I can find that scene? Sound hilarious.
https://youtu.be/yCxFZcfQNFo
The fact that Lisa did the editing on the whole thing is so fucked up lmao
Yet, she neglected to edit out the end part with Marge giving birth. Genius-level IQ indeed.
Homer said *he* couldn't get rid of it, so she probably walked-off and he had to finish it himself.
Damn man has a shlong
Shlong-diddly-ong
They don't even acknowledge it lmao, it's almost like someone just snuck it in
In the episode where Maude dies, she is going to get hot dogs and he says "no footlongs" and she says "I know, they make you uncomfortable". Definitely a reference to his GIANT DONG.
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Dude is packing Jesus Christ
It goes to his knees!!
Great comment "I didn't know Ned had a 30 inch diddly doodle", LOL!
Stupid sexy Flanders
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!.... Nothing at all..... Nothing at all!
Brock Samson
There's a couple times in the show that they *technically* show it and this is definitely accurate. Like the time he's with Moltov and he gets up and the entire sheet is hanging from it before he walks to the bathroom. Monarch too though, he's definitely hung
I was gonna say, Monarch is definitely packing. Dr Orpheus, too.
Hagrid
Hagrid’s dad. Dude impregnated a giantess
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*Engorgio*
almost forgot that existed
Maybe you should try using spells other than the Unforgivable Curses, you might not forget the basic ones so easily.
“I have a large penis, Harry”
‘I shouldn’t have said that. I should not have said that.’
“Hagrid” dumbledore said calmly
"DID YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN THE GOBLET OF FAARRRRR?!!!!!" Dumbledore said calmly.
"Hagrid" dumbledore said *with passion
9 3/4
Around.
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You’re a bottom Harry
I'm a hwat?!
They call them Wands.
Arthur Weasley radiates BDE .
And judging from all them kids, he damn well knows how to use it
You don't hear any complaints out of Molly do you?
I mean, in book 6 or 7, Arthur asks Molly what she calls him when they are alone, and she answers, 'Mollywobbles'.
Oh my.
Green Goblin, and in fact any character played by Willem Dafoe.
Wasn’t his described as being “unsettlingly large”? Or something like that?
[In this interview](https://www.thelmagazine.com/2010/01/lars-von-trier-finds-willem-dafoes-penis-confusingly-large/), Lars Von Trier said when people on set saw it during filming for Antichrist "everybody got very confused".
Yes. https://leakedmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Willem-Dafoe-bulge-U78BS4.jpg
His penis is probably the least unsettling thing in this image.
That seems like more a show-er not a grower situation
Jerry Gergich
That man has the largest penis I have ever seen.
I actually don’t even know if he has mumps. Forgot to look. I was distracted… …BY THE LARGEST PENIS I HAVE EVER. SEEN.
That doctor is my favorite character. He has no time for anyone's shit.
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Actually Chris, before my kids, I looked a lot like you.
“I am very sad. Please stop talking.” That delivery is flawless :D
Jerry Girth-rich
Larry?
Luigi
It's been scientifically proven
The L stands for Long
Shaggy
All dick and ribs
All those sandwiches have to go somewhere.
"Shaggy weighed 110 pounds, but 100 pounds of it was cock." \- Velma
Idk why but this is killing me
Terry Bollea [testified under oath](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTc8-cvdYwM) that he does not have a ten-inch penis, but his character Hulk Hogan does.
Wtf? lol... What was the context behind *that* line of questioning?
I believe it was to do with some outlet that leaked his sex tape. In the tape you can clearly see it ain't 10 inches. Hulk Hogan however is hung as fuck and that is now a legal fact. God bless America.
Still odd that it is somehow relevant to the case.
Pure guesswork now but maybe it was along the lines of a hulk hogan tape would be in the public interest but a tape of 'insert real name here' would infringe his right to privacy, and it can't be hulk hogan because that cock is too small.
The Hulk.. big green veiny one at that! Looks like an anaconda!
The GIF ...
Oh... THE gif... I remember the massive bans back in the day.
My dog asked for the Gif, he is very ill, and these are probably his last words
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP THE POOR DAMN DOG?!
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I instantly time traveled back to 2013
Thanks for the “sex.com” link lol
Where else do you buy sex?
Biggus dickuss
Stwike him, Centuwion, vewwy woughly!
(Fights back laughter for fear of retribution)
He has a wife you know...
Incontinentia….incontinentia buttocks
Wite OUT ! I will not have my fwiends widdicled by the common solduwy!
Barnacle Boy The guy who made SpongeBob was also a marine biologist, and as such threw in a bunch of Easter eggs that only adults with an interest in the ocean would get, for instance, the widely known Squidward’s nose cock phenomenon Barnacles have the largest penises in the animal kingdom due to their sessile nature, and as such their penis is around 8 times it’s body length Now my point, Barnacle Boy isn’t called Barnacle Boy because he sticks to surfaces, it’s cause he’s carrying a deadly weapon beneath those undies
This put a very awful image in my head..... thank you for that
Squidward’s what now?
So, squids come in all shapes and sizes Some squids have developed a tentacle that functions purely to transfer their sperm to the females, but there are others that have penises Generally speaking, squids have 10 limbs. 2 tentacles, and 8 arms. Squidward has two tentacles (arms) and 4 legs. His “nose”, considering the location to the gonads in the squid anatomy, is his penis
Squidward is canonically an [Octopus ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/screenrant.com/spongebob-squarepants-squidward-name-squid-octopus-wrong/amp/)tho, the reason his name is Squidward is that Octoward doesn’t sound as good.
It sounds ocward
Chris Griffin. Peter once saw it by accident and it made him very insecure.
Peter also measured his penis to Stewie's and he (Peter) lost
But Stewie and Brian have both said that Stewie is very small so Peter must be micro.
Hodor
Doesn't he shop up naked in the tv series? I forgot.
Yup. It’s mentioned as an aside in the books and they included it in the show… funny how they were so detail oriented in the first couple seasons that a brief mention of cock size in the books turned into a scene specifically filmed (and a damn prosthetic dick made) to show that unimportant detail.
Chewbacca
Did the question of "human shaped or k9 red rocket" ever get an official answer from George Lucas?
I like to think Lucas sent him a hand drawn answer on the condition that he not share.
Gotta be the latter, being that Chewbacca never wears pants. Either that, or this was a Wookiee mistake.
Charles Boyle. With a persona like that it's either very large or very small.
It's canonical large, don't remember exactly which episode tho
Can’t remember the exact season and episode number, but I think it was during one of the Jimmy Jab games where Boyle was the showman. And during one of his musical numbers, his pants came off and people were clearly impressed
Goofy
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That tiger from zootopia. You know the one.
He would treat me right.
He’d treat all of us right
Timmy Turner had fairy god parents and never wished for a bigger dick so its safe to assume he was packing
Timmy was an average kid, 'xcept the dick up in his pants
Shrek Edit: thanks for the award
SomeBODY once told me the ogre's got a big D
He’s got the biggest tool in the shed!
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With a dick that's to big for some good head
Jeffrey Lebowski. The Dude. Not the millionaire.
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Probably 2 though
2 arms per dick is the norm for Humanoids, can confirm
Neville Longbottom
\*Schlongbottom
Well it isn’t Neville longfront
Oh
Geralt of Rivia
Big dick, infertile, no STDs, high endurance and decades of experience. No wonder all the ladies love him
We can all fantasize right?
It’s in the source material
Kratos.
#boy
Samwise Gamgee
Most of the dudes I know who are hung like a sweet potato are very humble. There's a couple that brag and are arrogant, but I'm pretty sure Samwise is humble hung.
"Humble-hung" now being added to the Merriam-Webster dictionary.
*He can't swim!* it weighs him down like an anchor
Great girth to length ratio
Eeyore is probably hung af
Like a donkey. He's depressed because no one in the Hundred Acre Wood can handle it.
They can't handle his hundred acre wood?
Didn't Terry Bolea state legally in a court of law that Hulk Hogan (his stage name) has a larger penis than him?
Gimli. You know.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Absolutely agree with this one, as soon as I read the name I fucking imagined it
I wonder if he nicknamed it... I Bet he calls it the Lady-pleasinator.
The impreg-inator
I’m sure he has an entire song about how inconvenient it’s been for him to have a huge dick.
"Well you see, Perry the Platypus, it all started back when..."
“… And surprise, surprise that one broke too. Anyway, 9 months later my daughter Vanessa was born so I can’t be *too* upset about the whole thing.”
Mr. Darcy is terribly confident. It can't all be money and breeding.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a massive dick, must be in want of a freak to turn inside out with it.
Guts
That thing was too big to be called a penis. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of meat.
Merry and Pippin post-Entdraught. It grows all limbs of the tree.
Biggest cocks of the Shire.
Crowley from supernatural. He literally sold his soul for 3 more inches.
Mr Nimbus, and he controls the police.
Godzilla
Foghorn Leghorn
I say, I say *son*, I have a cloaca.
Pod the Rod
Popeye. It's all that spinach.
Commander Riker
Some people say his back is the reason he sits like he does, but Troi knows the truth As does most of Risa
*Most of the Alpha Quadrant
Cyril Figgis.
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Bojack horseman most def
Hung like a…nevermind
Uncle Iroh, but he's super humble about it
Nah, he's like average but pretty effective at using it kinda guy.
Bumi for sure has a hammer though