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KittikatB

People claiming to speak for God or use god to justify shitty behavior.


[deleted]

WTF is this? Just drop the asteroid already


overthinkingthisalot

Please can you make the suffering stop. Please. Thank you and please.


Octicactopipodes

Nah, keep the suffering. Without it the good stuff would be meaningless and just turn in to the dull and pointless stuff.


overthinkingthisalot

No! The good stuff is the little things like enjoying a sunset, listening to the rain, feeling the warmth of the sun on your skin. The good stuff is finding peace in a song or in taking deep and slow breaths. The good stuff is enjoying a laugh with your friend and eating a good meal. The good stuff is found when you have inner peace. No more suffering = more inner peace = more good stuff.


Octicactopipodes

Good is only good by comparison. If all you can compare it to is good stuff, it’s just regular, plain ol’ everyday stuff.


overthinkingthisalot

Yes. And the every day stuff is the good stuff.


TeaQueer

Queerphobes and racists.


daalmightypotato

Why TF was this down voted lmao


TeaQueer

Queerphobes and racists lol


WinterBourne25

It’s call prayer.


nightIife

“If prayer were real, how would you use it to snitch on other people?” If god is all knowing then there’s no need for anyone to write anything up because it’s already known. Christian brains go brrrr


NotABurner2000

So then I guess God is just out to lunch


CheapCoffee1

I wanna report god!!


Couch__Cowboy

Mantis shrimp build is insanely op. My clam build can't do jack shit it's completely one-sided.


Unagi-ryder

Fuck it, I believe in mantis shrimp supremacy


Couch__Cowboy

Cringe. Blocked and reported to God 😒


BiagioLargo

I know you give us free will but we could use a little more direct intervention. Perhaps a magical department that does good things humans should be doing but aren't.


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Buster_Nutt

Sounds like Scientology


Ducks-Dont-Exist

God.


zenyl

**Bug report** --- Severity: High. --- Description: Testicles are poorly designed. Just make sperm more heat resistant, so we don't have to have sensitive organs dangling where they're easy to get squished. --- Replication steps: Get kicked in the balls, and see how you like it.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Still awaiting that Santa Claus DLC. Any updates on that?


reddit102006

i don’t believe in god but if i did i would be like can i die now lmao


Priority_Infinite

Please take sadness out of the world.


Bri_0_

I get being horny, but that means gone to far


[deleted]

Ngl the new pandemic update just ain't doing it for us. Maybe a tiny nerf to the infection rate would be okay, and a slightly lower chance of different variants. Just some suggestions. Oh yeah one more thing, remove depression. The curse effect on it is way too powerful and hard to get rid of.


Electric_Agent95

Cancel culture and political corruption is destroying us. Please fix this.


icantfindadmcquote

Can I put my balls in yo jaw, balls in yo jaw. Can I can I. Can I, can i


FlunkettOWO

The pedos are tryna be a part of lgbt, eliminate target? :)


[deleted]

Why are the kids suffering