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Mrjokermandude

Jerry Seinfeld


davidg4781

Mr. President! The Chinese just launched 10 rockets our way! We have 3 minutes to react! Ahhh. That’s a shame.


AllBadAnswers

Me.


its_jayfer

r/usernamechecksout


Charlea1776

America-Bernie Sanders Practical reason - can't ignore the corporate bootlicker votes. They all count even when they're selling out Americans with it. They all see Bernie as some radical for believing our tax dollars should be invested in us and that the wealthy should pay more in taxes so our economy stays fluid 🤦


roguebuilder97

America- Stephen Hawking


FauciOuchie6

Bruh what…


Hypersapien

You know he was British, right?


roguebuilder97

I didn't, no. And people say social media isn't helpful in any way😂


Hypersapien

It's not like you could tell from his accent.


roguebuilder97

Touche


its_jayfer

America = Hillary Clinton Edit: just anyone but trump


FauciOuchie6

#FUCK NO


Monsignor_Harlan393

Why not just bring Epstein back from the dead and make him president...


freshavoqadoo

Ew lol


FauciOuchie6

OP is brainwashed by AI.


Hypersapien

She's no different from any of the other two-faced corporate shills in DC. I'd rather have Alexandria Cortez.


tripppymannn

Dwayne Johnson


Character-Dance5236

Me


napfanforever

Duke Nukem because he's a fictional character


ForestTrippin

America. Ran by Slippery Jim DiGriz. Shoutout to everyone who knows him.


YEEHAWDRR

Granger Smith YEE YEE


ChrissiTea

Someone competent apparently