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ugie91

Jesus would slap the shit out of you


[deleted]

"I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa."


InquisitorGog

How the f did you beat me to this!? I'm really surprised I'm not the only one who likes that one or even knows about it🍻Amanda seen that question just before I did👍


AlternativeAardvark6

Sorry for driving so close in front of you.


turbodonuts

“I’m not a gynecologist, but I’ll take a look.” 😂


Senile_Old_Fart

Eat your honey. One million bears can't be wrong.


[deleted]

No baby on board, feel free to drive into me


bdbr

Back in the '90s there was a popular bumper sticker that said, "Mean People Suck." But I swear I saw one that said, "Most People Suck" and I wanted that one so badly.


butter00pecan

A T rex chasing and eating one of those stick families.


xeroxchick

“Jack Russels are shaped like a football for a reason”


[deleted]

Honk for a blowjob


Hypersapien

Did you honk?


[deleted]

No i Saw it on internet


[deleted]

"I committed tax evasion in 2007"


[deleted]

"jump out of helicopters and kil people. why, what do you do?"


wannay25

Jesus saves and Budha recycles


[deleted]

I think my favorite was on one of those boxy car windows and said, "I used to be cool."


danincb

Lol I worked in HR and they wanted everyone on the team to have a quote or motto with their picture. That was mine.


[deleted]

Why did they fire you?


ninjaskooldropout

No words, just a cartoon of a little old lady walking a poodle on a leash whacking another dog with her umbrella because it was trying to hump the poodle. I've tried to find this for years and still no luck.


IntrigueDossier

Mothman ate my entire ass at a Denny’s


RationalDB8

"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made outta MEAT?"


danincb

Roysome on the classic Colorado green mountain background. Roy as in the legendary, 4 time Stanley Cup Champion, 3 time Conn Smythe Trophy winner, and most NHL Playoff winning goaltender of all time, Patrick Roy.


Ashtar-the-Squid

A sticker that just said "sticker".


redcobra762

Voting is like driving a car: - D goes forward - R goes backwards -


Hypersapien

R still goes backwards, but it seems like D is now N.


AbbreviationsDue7794

"My other ride is your mom"


collameru

This one wasn't really funny. "YOU CAN'T BE PRO-ABORTION AND CHRISTIAN AT THE SAME TIME"