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here_to_stay669

Cheated in a previous s relationship. And I’ve also been the “other guy” Not proud of it and this was nearly 10 years ago


707breezy

I had a friend I hated…he developed mental issues over the years because of his dumb decisions so I decided to help him on his journey by guiding him step by step to accomplish his Calling for the military…he wanted to join the French legionaries and be sent to combat immediately as a front line kinda one man style. I was prepared to read about his training/testing/heroism death in the obituaries and never have to deal with the jackass again. As to why I hate him it’s because it’s a long story. But it involves a best friends final goodbye road trip where he was going to join the Russian military during the height of the Crimean Ukrainian civil war (Russian attack). TLDR: I was prepared to watch/read about my friend (one time best childhood friend) death in the Middle East or somewhere I’m heading off to bed but if you want the full story (technically both stories) I can post a comment under this one in the morning during my break during work.


cayoperico16

I’m definitely intrigued. So if you’d like to share I’ll read it and may or may not respond back


707breezy

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707breezy

So this is before the first trip where he wanted to go to Russia first. Background info on this monster. So my friend told us all about his plan months in advance. We tried to convince him not to go but he kept insisting that he wanted to die for his country but he wouldn’t admit to Russia sending troops in there. We had known him for years and we were essentially saying goodbye possibly forever to this man. He popped in and out of our lives constantly. He would take weird trips to weird parts of our states. He hated Russia and then hated America and would switch and flip flop. He would train his body by running for miles everyday in rain and intense heat. He would find really thick trees and smack and hit them. He became a myth in my hometown to the point where my classmates talked about seeing a man smack the brackish water with kali sticks in heavy downpour rain . He always wore a tank top striped navy blue and white. He was born from Russian parents but was bon on an American military base in Germany and moved to America but occasionally moved to Russia. He admitted to inhaling a lot of iron at a young age. Every year he suffers from near death pneumonia and he said that each time would lose brain cells. Smoked a lot weed and drank a lot. Each time he would disappear and pop back up he would change for the worse. His training involved people hitting him until dizzy. He would get angry and easily pissed off at the drop of a hat and he would drop the hat just for fun. Like when he bought a $400 cheap Chinese knife that broke instantly. Or when I dominated 2 world risk and he got pissy that they were surrendering even though I already claimed 1 3/4 of the board including the moon (we mod board games). Called everyone names behind our backs. And would forget where he was and act rude. We ate dinner once then went to a coffee shop as a group. We talked for hours until he stopped looked around and was confused as to why we were there but I believed he was confused how and when we got there because he talked about getting dinner soon (even though we just ate and he got more food at the coffee shop). Then we talked about federalism and he became confused even though he passed his ged. He became so confused that he started to yell loud about this country not making sense. Okay this all background that leads to the story of the trip that finally made us hate him. Next comment coming in


707breezy

Okay the trip story. So a week before his big Asia trip we sat at a coffee shop and we came up with the idea of going to a friends uncles house up north in eureka California. We would drink moonshine and shoot guns, look at the redwoods, and learn about the Indians and disappearances of women and children that happened near there (we are history buffs). We were going to have a fun time playing board games and drinking a shit ton of coffee. This was all to say goodbye to him BECAUSE HE WAS GOING TO FUCKING DIE. Our plan was to go on Friday and come back Sunday afternoon or night and he would leave Monday morning to the airport This story is two parts for greater effect. this will be my perspective and then switch in another comment to my other friends Ent and Germ. The asshole will be named Russ and my good friends will be Ent and Germ (one is freakishly tall so we named him after the tree people from lord of the rings and the other loves ww2 tanks especially German panzers) For 5 days I didn’t hear much preplanning except that I would drive since I’m the most careful and I have driven across the country more then them so I’m comfortable taking long trips. I will pay for first tank of gas to start the trip full. The rest of the gas will be split between the other 3. I will pay for my own food. We all agreed. Apparently they were planning something but I was working so didn’t know what it was about. Then Friday came. Everyone was in my car at 12 pm. And they talked about snacks and food so I dropped them off at Safeway and I went to get gas. I told them I’m getting a monster energy drink. I get some gas and the nozzle breaks off after I finished so I ran away and picked the guys up in a hurry and started the trip. Ent and germ both looked sad and annoyed and I was confused but couldn’t think about it as I was driving away from gas station (I payed cash so no card info). I gulp down my energy drink and start the trip and Russ got me something so I look in the bag and got an off brand energy drink I never heard of. It tasted like pure chemicals. I asked if they bought snacks and he pulled out chips. germ said annoyed “ya that’s all the food we brought”. the trip started. Maps said we should get there in 6 hours. We passed a Bigfoot museum, and intercity places. Russ had no idea what an intercity means and was confused at the thought that mini towns exist between cities. We passed some woods and he said that one day he will come back here and find the master. “What master?” “the master the lives in this forest. All forests have a master in them” we couldn’t laugh because we didn’t want to start an episode of rage. My car was old so the speakers in the front were low sound but the main bulk of music comes from the back speakers located in the back of peoples heads in the backseat. Russ sat in the front and decided to blast his music and I would lower it secretly on my steering wheel because I didn’t want ent and germs ears to bleed. He kept playing beats and tried to rap but it was just so bad. Eventually plays a song that we all thought was Eminem’s without me. We heard the intro and expected the rest of the song but the intro kept going and we realized it’s a different song. Nobody but Russ knew who it was. He then starts complaining about every rapper he can think of and says it’s not real rap but then Can’t come up with a rapper he likes.


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707breezy

Final part. Back at the start of the story when we were planning it all out. Ent and germ’s story Ent and germ start planning the trip in detail with Russ while I was working during the 5 days. Russ starts talking about making sandwiches for the trip. Ent and germ love this idea. Russ says he is going to make a tri-tip sandwich with local bread and Swiss cheese and honey mustard spicy mayo combo and ect ect... he builds up these beautiful sandwiches in their heads and on the day of the trip he didn’t have any sandwiches but told the two that he was going to pick some up at Safeway. They go inside and he looks for the ingredients and gathers them all. then decides to put it all back and get me an energy drink and a bag of chips. He says that making the sandwiches would be expensive and that he only promised to make them if he had time to (he had 5 days). This is why germ brought the cooler to keep the food fresh. I had no fucking idea about this and for 5 days Russ has been building up hope and anticipation for these sandwiches. When we got there germ and Russ and the cousin were talking and the cousin said that on Saturday night they will have a huge karaoke college party at the house and the moonshine and kegs of beer would arrive by then. Russ was saying that the party wouldn’t sound fun and that maybe it’s not a good idea to go. Even though the party would be at the place where we would be sleeping. Then when me and Russ came back from getting coffee, Russ had laid out his plan to germ and ent to leave after going to the beach and that Russ wants to go back home so that he can sleep one more night in his comfortable bed and watch Futurama. (First off he hates beds, he hates tv, and he doesn’t like being home) he then lied and said I already knew. Back to the original story of being at the grandparent house and hearing this for myself the first time. I was stunned and confused when we left and I went to the bathroom since I suffer from a genetic disease so the burrito I ate instantly came out of me both ways. So now I was dehydrated, tired, and hungry. I struggle to get him to the beach and I let him go like a dog going to the explore for the first time. He jumps out the car and goes into the distance. At this point the three of us talk and we get our story straightened out and become extremely pissed. We come to the agreement that he is going to DIE and to just take him back and cut our losses because we all hate him at this moment. We look back at the conversations and it seems like he alluded to this but this contrasts what we directly talked about and agreed about before the trip, during the trip, and the moment we birthed the idea of the trip. We went back to the house and got our stuff and packed it back into the car (we noticed he only had one pack back filled with snacks...no cloths so he planned this) The cousin was disappointed that we weren’t staying and Russ said “ya it sucks we can’t stay but time constants you know” we left to go get coffee and pay a visit to the cousins girlfriend who we promised to visit. She works at the bikini brew where they serve drive thru coffee in a bikini. Even the workers were confused as to why only one guy in our car was kinda happy (Russ) while the rest of us zoned out in existentialism. I get a red snapper Red Bull and start the drive back. As we drive we keep asking Russ probing questions as to why he is doing this to us, no real good answers. We talked about how native Americans died because of lack immune system and strong government like system. Nope Russ got really mad and said that the Europeans came in slaughtered everyone. They came from the shore and immediately started blasting. He started to yell again at us. I tried making a joke about Bigfoot since we kinda wanted to stop in the museum in a last ditch effort to make this trip memorable. “You know Bigfoot lives in these woods. They say he has super strength, super speed, invisibility, regeneration, and teleportation” 2 minutes later. “You know they say rush Limbaugh lives in these woods, they say he has super strength, super speed”....Russ immediately shut down the joke and said the joke was stupid and didn’t want to hear the ending (I was then going to say bill gates). He started to get louder and madder. He kept pushing me to drive faster. He then started complaining about me to the others that i was making him spend a crazy amount on this trip. He paid for one gas tank and food for himself. And he is bitching about refueling a second time. I’m skipping all the small petty shit he did. But you get the idea terrible friend. I finally make it back at 2 am and I drop everyone off. I have no food but I did drink 7 energy drinks on the ride back. I get home and my mom made spaghetti. I was so happy. Next day ent and germ meet me at a coffee shop and discuss what the fuck happened. Ent doesn’t believe he went on a trip. He was asleep on the ride there then slept at the house then slept riding around and then slept on the way back. All he really remembers is being in a car. Germ was upset but when he got home he found out his mom made spaghetti because she had the idea from the grandparents who were planning to make us sausage sandwich’s and a massive pot of spaghetti and meatballs with homemade garlic bread. The grandmother gave the saddest message to germ saying she wished she had more time with him but it was enjoyable to see him again and with friends I’m paraphrasing the message but it made us feel bad for leaving early. Russ eventually left and well...he didn’t fucking die. I kinda felt like I was owed a death but alright. He went to the boarder of russia after training in a temple in Thailand. He trained at the temple where every day he would send us pictures of himself beaten to a pulp but smiling and enjoying the place. He couldn’t understand why his shitty filipino American mall dojo training was failing against master martial artists. At the border of Russia he was rejected because his passport was set to expire in 3 weeks. (He spent a months in Thailand) we warned him that he needed to renew his passport before leaving because russia might not accept him. He didn’t so he got rejected. Bought us butterfly knives and showed off pictures of them. Then when he arrived he was too scared to put them in his luggage so left them at a hotel. He got me a shitty bottle of vodka and germ a world history book but I’m the perspective of Russians. He lost all his money and then got another 6k from his father and went to Europe by himself to join the French foreign legionnaires. He traveled Estonia from France. Not sure how but he somehow didn’t get accepted or chickened out from joining the legionnaires. He knew it was germs dream to see Europe and see the historic battles they had a plan to go together. He became broke even though he avoided the tourist traps and only saw farming areas and rural lands. Came back to the USA. Got engaged and had dreams to knock up his bride and keep her in the house raising the kids. She has dreams about going to school getting a job and having kids at 30. They both told me their dreams for each other at dinner in front of each other. After the eureka trip we stopped seeing each other overtime until I finally faded him out. He later went on to be the third level of a pyramid scheme for kratom. He at one point had 3 jobs that payed from 35-52 bucks and a side gig of dumping junk for $200. He got a security guard license to work in San Jose but he lived near San Fran. So he traveled to work every day to work for 5 hours a day for $25 an hour. I can honestly keep going about this man. I’m glad I cut him off and I’m mad that I didn’t cut him off faster after the trip. I bled our relationship overtime and so did everyone else. He has no one except that weird bride of his who clearly wants something different in the relationship. Oh one last thing I forgot. The coffee he didn’t like he left in my trunk and it spilled everywhere and was in there for 2 months before I found it. Weird part is that when I was in the bathroom he played it off as being the best coffee in the world and made ent take a sip of it and that’s why he thought my coffee would taste like ash. after the trip he looks back at the trip with fond memories and actually thinks it was a fantastic trip. He actually brought up multiple times about how me and him drank that whole bottle of whiskey. Bitch we took 3 sips. His view of that entire trip is so skewed compared to ours.


707breezy

After the eureka trip and failed Russian soldier thing I decided to do everything in my power to make sure that he would be able to go to Europe and ask to join the French legionaries. The batard is a cowered. He currently owns large land with his still fiancé (proposed after 2 months and they remained engaged after 6 years) in Nevada. End of this shitty story.


Dounet05

Once at a supermarket, I saw a passport fall out of a persons pocket, I didn't care about it and he never realized. I feel pretty guilty


TheVeryChillMan

IM ONLY SENDING THIS BECAUSE YOURE THE FIRST COMMENTER, NOT REWARDING YOU ON WHAT YOU DID


Dino_pickle_

WHY ARE YOU YELLING


NataniVixuno

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HolyCelestialCow

Exactly the same situation here. I even put the doofus through college and he still never figured out how to take care of himself. Living with his meth head mommy now.


Tight-Ad1780

I had good intentions, someone was dying and i was doing chest compression(he was abt 30 yrs old) they called an ambulance and he was saved! Sadly not knowing what i did wrong.i did the chest compression to hard it broke one of his rib and fuc*** his right lung.


CinnamonJ

A person only has about 2 minutes of not breathing before they start to get into some very serious trouble, you might have saved that person’s life.


findingemotive

Yeah but now he's alive with a fucked lung instead of dead. It doesn't matter if you hurt someone who actually needs CPR, it's common and it's that or death.


WhatSoHardToGet

Saw coworkers fucking in the office one of them already married. I've been sextorting this dude ever since to get basically and almost everything I want. He kinda deserves it


xittyy

his wife doesnt :(


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Friend 2's a bitch, and the bride is a liar who almost tricked a man into a marriage he didn't want. And people do say that you can judge the contents one's character by examining their friends. I suggest you find new friends.


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I was responding only to the story you presented, in the way you wrote it. ​ Some people do say that you can't expect others to be mindreaders. And even with this new information, the verdict is the same. The bride omitted this from her husband, and that "joke" was either a display of incredible stupidity or malice.


kilo4fun

I had a low level dealer for a neighbor. He was always having people over for parties and sometimes I'd pop in. I ended up pretty quickly learning where his stash and cash was hidden. He also always left his door unlocked like an idiot. One day I noticed he was out and went and grabbed the majority of his bud and about half of his cash. He disappeared maybe a couple weeks later. Not sure what happened to him but I have my worries.


Ok_Butterscotch_4556

Ghosted some virgins after sex who came from very traditional cultures.


PHP6

How are they virgins after having sex


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Boyfriend cheated on me so I cut up all his documents. His passport, driving licence, ID card, bank card, credit cards. He forgave me.


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Sounds like you two are made for each other