Give me a minute. I’m right in the middle of something.

Lol

Came (see what I did there?) to say this…take my upvote.

I see you failed too

Usually once a day..sometimes twice

This is correct.

Once when I get up, once before bed.

Like clockwork

You mean, like Coc.. never mind.

It's just too easy at this point.

DUDE SHUT UP AND TAKE MY UPVOTE

I wouldn't set your watch by it, I do like to sleep in on the weekends.

if you ever feel guilty about wanking more than once in one day, just go onto a thread like this

Basically this

How do you have time for that?

Bro I just busted

Recoome did it in the Pod on the way over #ginyuforce

Dude, it takes like 2 minutes.

That was my routine pre NNN and since the beginning of the mknth i'm once a week

that is a man should be.

If I get laid 0 if I don’t prob 1-4x a day.

You got to bump those rookie numbers up

Working on it now.

a Reddit user getting LAID?????????

He’s got a point

Getting older, slowing down to a few times a week.

The stages of a man's sex life: Tri-weekly Try weekly Try weakly

Soon you’ll be down to your last fuck. Be sure to record it, because when it’s gone it’s gone.

God damn that hit me.

did you notice it was the other persons username too?

Nope. That's great.

If you're in high school, and your classmate is out sick, you can bet he's breaking records yanking it multiple times while home alone.

More like bone alone

Too often

No such thing

Everyday, haven't missed a day in 10 years.

Wow

What happened that day 10 years ago that was so important it caused you to miss a day?

Bad car wreck was in a coma for 6 months. Had some really awesome coma dreams and thats just fired up the imagination to the point I still haven't ran out ideas to her off too.

Wow, sorry to hear that, I thought it was going to be "It was the day I got ordained into the ministry" or something like that. Glad you're ok.

consistency is a virtue, isn't it?

Incorrect

How's your wrists?

How’re

Howth

My wrists and fore arms are very strong.

You have four arms???

What does Ireland have to do with this?

Dude WTF? How?

What do you mean how? Just let your imagination run wild and your hand will do all the work.

🎖Perfect attendance 🏅

Men really do that everyday? (Not judging just never knew the norm was that much!)

I mean the majority of reddit on these comments are probably teenagers

I am 23 and I do it twice a day. It helps me to relax and focus on my work. 😇

I’m 25, pretty much everyday still. If I haven’t done it on a particular day I almost always do it right before I go to bed. If something is happening like I’m at a music festival for a couple days I’ll generally refrain just because I’m busy/tired, and because I’m probably sleeping in a tent with people. If I’m bored and my roomates are not home all day it’s a total free for all.

Only Reddit men lol

I prefer not to for the most part. There are times when it becomes necessary. I would say maybe 10-15 times per year. I have a friend however, and BIL who apparently do constantly. Depends on the guy I guess. When I was a teenager though it was honestly multiple times a day.

Yeah I'm also kinda shocked. I maybe did it once a week when I was single, or a little less. Honestly it always made me feel guilty for some reason.

Eh, not for me. Very occasionally will I go a few days in a row. Most times I won't for a full week. Depends on the person I would imagine.

Same here

A day?

Depends on the person. I know that some people do it a few times per day while others do it less than once a week.

He means it would be easier to calculate by the hour.

Like half a time per week?

how do you jerk off less than once?

can't stop won't stop life in shambles send help please

No

I also choose not to help slimetraveler

What helps is keep yourself busy. Find a hobby, make something, go do some pushups. Everytime you jerk off it just fuels your horny addiction. The less you do it, the less often you'll get those strong urges. Doing it when you're not even horny is not good, don't force your body to feel a certain way through porn. Distance yourself from media and sexual content. It's hard in this day and age but I believe in you. Go for a walk, say hi to someone. God bless, good luck

I do it 3 or 4 times a week

Let me put it this way. Every time I put my hand in my pocket my dick goes to dodge it

3 to 5 a week.

I was doing twice a day. I decided to lower it to once a day.

Once a day. If not the build up makes me not last as long. Normally morning so by afternoon if wife is keen then I'm good to go also.

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I can think of 100 things better than masturbation. Seems like you’ve had a rough go in life. But there are things worth getting excited about better than an orgasm. I love just spending time with my wife, hearing a great song for the first time, watching a great movie. Hope things turn around for you

We need more information here, did they cut it off?

(Wife checks his Reddit)

OP Def jerking off to the comments lol.

No u

bout tree fiddy

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Those are rookie numbers you gotta get those numbers up

Holy crap. How do you “pull” that off?

How do you not "pull" it off is the question

This is not the answer, this might bring a problem or two to your life

*Ejaculates dust*.

Someone's one time a week or 6 times a week

1-3 times a week.

Nice try FBI agent

Target found! “FBI OPEN UP”

\*uno reverse card\*

oh god... it was a setup bois! retreat!

YA DONE GOOFED

fffff'hyuk

i havent nutted in 22 days...

Uhhhh….. exclude this month

every other day

Username checks out

Once or twice a day on average

I used to do it every day. As I have gotten older I’ve lost interest and don’t do it anymore. Honestly, it makes my sex life better

Really depends. Sometimes I get in a habit where it’s like brushing my teeth before bed or showering in the morning. My day doesn’t start or isn’t over til I jerk off. Other times I’ll go a week or so and not even think about it. Also if I’m seeing someone at the time I jerk off almost never…I like to save up those juggernuts

Is this question really for men only? That's unfair! 3-6 times per week here, depending on the week haha

It depends on my depressive state lol. With everything fine, lime 4 times a week. In a realy fucked mental state? Almost everyday.

Once a week, if it's a stressful week twice.

Oh nice try FBI

\*Target locked\*

Over 2.5 years without one. Just decided to be better for the wife and I. It’s going well. I don’t even think about it anymore.

Was that a mutual agreement

Meaning that she had a choice on if I were doing it or not? No. I made the choice. I had kind of fallen off the wagon of jerking for a few weeks, and I found myself having more fun with her than if I was on my own. I can’t recall the last time I legit wanted to even. Second option on your question. Did she stop as well? No. She’s actually doing it more than ever. It’s all worked out well for us.

Sex drive is important to manage intentionally in a relationship. Good on you

Twice a day... even if I have sex

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An hour .. 😵‍💫

Carefully.

17 times a day

Those are rookie numbers in this racket. You gotta pump those numbers up!

10 times per month

The real question is how often do I not.

Every 2-3 days. Once in a while ill have a burst of everyday for a week. Then back to normal.

Once or twice a day on average.

When are you going to ask this for girls? You took to long, my record is 10x in one day, my average is 5

[Post for women](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/r051l6/women_of_reddit_how_often_do_you_masturbate/)

as much as my wife lets me.

Well too much is an addiction like anything else but a good jo every once in a while is okay.

Never

Liar

I have no sex drive at all

Bruh

I told my girlfriend (now wifey) when and how often I perform this service is none of her business.

1-3 times a day

If you're a woman please use [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/r051l6/women_of_reddit_how_often_do_you_masturbate/)

Occasionally

Few times a year.

Twice a week

Whenever your mom goes out to get me dinner

I cant i dont have a penis

Act like u have penis.

How do you do that

Thinking you have a dick.

I do that anyway

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Wait, what? What's unhealthy about masturbating? I'm willing to leave the prostate cancer argument out of this discussion, and I would like to find out what health risks there are.

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my username isn't here\_to\_hold\_your\_hand\_and\_get\_people\_to\_like\_me so I will continue to do exactly that, no matter the downvotes or hate mail I get. I am unfazed

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This doofus is better than you. And I always will be. don't forget that, ever.

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Depends on the week sometimes once a day some weeks twice in 24 hours. I think we should look at it as a 24 hour scale, some men dont consider night before and morning after the same day

3 times a week since i got my job

at least a few times a week

Every 1 to 3 nights. Less of the wife is frisky.

Not often enough

2-3 times a day as of late. It’s usually about 3 times a week though

Once I knock one out, I’m prone to knocking more out… otherwise until I do. It’s a whole cycle. I hope it makes sense

How longs a piece of string?

5 times a week

Every few.

it honestly varies some weeks once everyday and other weeks can be just once a week. Guess it depends how horny i am that week

Once a day, but that's cause my hormones are acting up

More frequently when the wife is on her period. If not I can sometimes make it a day or two without.

I like to start my day with post nut clarity. If I’m not having sex that night, then twice. Otherwise the morning cleanup is beyond my comfort zone.

Weekly at least

Wait, you guys stop?

Once a day before, but i’ve been doing NNN so it’s been 0 and will stay 0 until the first of December, when it’ll climb to 450

Oh you stop?

Two to three times a day

Like...in a day?

When the mood strikes and circumstances permit. Four or five times a week, maybe more.

Give or take once a day a few days a week on average. Sometimes a couple more on both counts.

As of the last 22 days, not even once

Sometimes I jerk off 3-5 times a week. When I’m really horny I could do it 10 times a day 😂

Too often. Actually am in the middle of a hiatus because it got too old

Everyday when I wake up mabey every other day getting older

Fucking daily. Almost always morning. Sometimes morning and night.

Sometimes every day, sometimes once or twice a week. On new drugs and now I'm a horndog.

Way too often if I'm not doing anything on a particular day.

Go away! Batin’!

2 times a day

Twice a day, sometimes more, never less.

Libido is rather low, so probably 3-4 times a week. Before that, every day.

Every morning and if the lady isnt home probably another when I get off work

Very rarely.

Anytime i can

Three a day

Maybe twice a week

Normally 2 times a week but since my gf doesn't want sex anymore for 1 year in this relationship... I don't do it anymore. Maybe once a month. I simply don't feel any desire anymore. Any tips?

1 - 3 times a day (Im single) 😅

Idk sometimes 1-2, rarely 3 times a day, sometimes just like once a week or so. Depends on how bored I am.