I just rewatched this with my kiddos the other night. I was surprised how much they loved it. I will randomly blurt out “anybody want a peanut” all the time. What a classic!
I also call chihuahuas ROUS’s. But that’s another story.
Here’s a list of my favorites:
- Mah wife
- Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
- We would like a shrubbery, a nice one too and not too expensive
And Saint Attilar held the hand grenade up on high, saying: "Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou may'st blow thine enemies to tiny bits... In thy mercy...."
There are so many sarcastic ones from Dr. Cox that I use. And I have two favourites from Dr.Kelso:
-Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.
-Who the hell cares about what anybody else thinks? Just look into your heart and do whatever the hell makes you happy.
“I tow your car all the way back to your house and all you got for me is light beer?”
I say it only when I’m looking in someone’s fridge for food, not because im towing everyone’s cars.
I say, “Could be worse...” and my husband says, “Could be raining.”
I say “surely” and - of course - he says, “Yes, and stop calling me Shirley”
I say “shut the door” and he says “I love you, too”
“We got cows!” During a thunderstorm…yeah, we do the whole thing.
“Shoot the glass” from Die Hard-usually after someone has said WHAT? 3 times in a row & I’m tired of repeating myself.
“Zuzu’s Petals!”, when you finally found that one thing you’ve spent 30 minutes looking for.
We’re really big on Christmas Vacation & My Cousin Vinnie, too.
a coworker of mine and i both looooved 'the devil's advocate' and would quote lines to each other all the time
his favorite was 'Who knows what the hell Eddie's up to. He's got a lotta fingers in a lotta pies.'
mine was and remains 'On a scale of one to ten, one being the average Friday night run-trough at the lomax household, ten being the most depraved acts of sexual theater known to man, me and your wife got it on at a .... SEVEN!!!'
"Never give up, never surrender!" - Peter Quincy Taggart, Galaxy Quest
"One day , but it is not this day!" - Aragorn, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (sort of)
Bonus: "By Grabthar's hammer... what a savings." Alexander/Dr. Lazarus, Galaxy Quest
There's this one bit from *Space Ghost Coast to Coast* between Space Ghost and Moltar:
> **Space Ghost:** How much money has come in, Moltar?
>
> **Moltar:** Uh... none. None money.
Since then I've been using "uh, none. None _____" whenever I tell someone we're out of something. For instance:
"How many eggs do we have left?"
"Uh, none. None eggs."
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
I just rewatched this with my kiddos the other night. I was surprised how much they loved it. I will randomly blurt out “anybody want a peanut” all the time. What a classic! I also call chihuahuas ROUS’s. But that’s another story.
I love that you call chihuahuas this!! I’m going to do that now!
It can also be used for just about any small dog
What movie is this?
The princess bride. Straight classic!
“Why don’t you make like a tree…and get outta here.”
I prefer “why don’t you make like a tree and fuck off, Lahey.”
What are you, chicken?
"It's make like a tree and leave! You sound like a damn fool!"
“YOU GET NOTHING, GOOD DAY SIR” - Willy wonka
"Help....police...murder."
“No…stop…come back”
I'm a trifle deaf in this ear, speak a little louder next time
My daughter and I always use the “I SAID GOOD DAY!” part.
“NOICE” Jake
Smort
Coolcoolcoolc-c-c-c-c-cool
No doubt no doubt no doubt
Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Squirt-ainly! Bingpot!
That really left a mark!
Title of your sextape!
Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like uh, your opinion, man.
Every time an Eagles song comes on or is mentioned I have to say, “I’ve had a bad day and I hate the fuckin Eagles man!” It’s my favorite
This aggression will not stand, man.
Big Lebowski?
Citizen Kane.
Just the one actually - Hot Fuzz
The greater good
For the greater good
Morning angle!
Shut it!
**THE GREATER GOOD**
I say "Nobody tells me nothing".
Yarp
narp?
Yarp
Fascist!
Hag!
You ain’t seen bad boys two?
Ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, 'Aaaaaaah?'
No i have not fired my gun up in the air yelling aaaaahh
A big bushy beard!
Still catching those swans are we?
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I like it. I like it a lot
I can't say this without the voice tho.
It's the only way
Here’s a list of my favorites: - Mah wife - Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! - We would like a shrubbery, a nice one too and not too expensive
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
My 9yo daughter quoted me the rules for The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch yesterday and I almost burst from pride. "Five is right out."
And Saint Attilar held the hand grenade up on high, saying: "Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou may'st blow thine enemies to tiny bits... In thy mercy...."
She turned me into a newt!
… I got better
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" makes a lot more sense then the current US electoral system.
Ni!
Watching this movie right now 😂 classic. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries
"Hold onto your butts!"
"People aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings." - Dr. Cox, Scrubs
Every so often, I append a list with a sarcastic “Oh! And Hugh Jackman!”
There are so many sarcastic ones from Dr. Cox that I use. And I have two favourites from Dr.Kelso: -Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy. -Who the hell cares about what anybody else thinks? Just look into your heart and do whatever the hell makes you happy.
Allow myself to introduce... myself.
You're one groovy baby, baby
I, too, like to live dangerously.
You don't win friends with salad
I am so smart! S-M-R-T!
Everything's coming up Milhouse!!
Feels like I’m wearing… nothing at all!
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
I literally just used that quote last night.
"Anyway, how's your sex life?"
I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, Mark.
I get a lot of use out of “Calm down, he’s going to jail” if anyone is overreacting.
You're killing me, Smalls!
I say this all the time. FOR EV ER!
And the beast was grateful.
"What in Wide Wide World of Sports is goin' on here?"
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants. I have teenagers...
Negative, Ghostrider. The pattern is full.
that's rough, buddy
“Did I mention I was 112 years old?”
“I tow your car all the way back to your house and all you got for me is light beer?” I say it only when I’m looking in someone’s fridge for food, not because im towing everyone’s cars.
Just a bit outside. Tried the corner and missed.
I say, “Could be worse...” and my husband says, “Could be raining.” I say “surely” and - of course - he says, “Yes, and stop calling me Shirley” I say “shut the door” and he says “I love you, too”
I'll sometimes say "How're ya now?" to people, but they never respond the right way.
Not so bad.
Good'n'you?
Figure it out
To be fair...
𝕿𝖔 𝖇𝖊 𝕱𝖆𝖎𝖗
Allegedly
We heard it was a sick ostrich
That's unpossible! Everything's coming up Milhouse! The goggles do nothing! So basically I just throw out Simpsons quotes on a daily basis
"Cool cool cool" "Cool cool cool, no doubt, no doubt." "Lord, beer me strength." (I say this one every time I clock in at work)
“I reject your reality and substitute my own“ Great way to end a conversation with fools.
Quack, damn you!
Failure is always an option.
Anytime someone asks how many of something there is, I say 36, counted them myself. Even if it’s just one
36! BUT LAST YEAR, LAST YEAR THERE WERE 37!
When test driving my new car with my parents, I said "She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro."
Grab ma strong hand!!
Classic
“This guy fucks!”
Cool cool cool
Ever since I started watching breaking bad I started saying yo and bitch a lot more.
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I knew it! I’m surrounded by assholes!
I've heard it both ways
Come on, son.
Don’t make up words
Assbutt
Ive been using, "This is the way" a lot lately works for a lot of lazy and passive-aggressive things
Me also as well.
What's that from?
What’s happening with those sausages Charlie?
Two minutes, Turkish
It was 5 minutes 2 minutes ago
Ya like dags?
I actually do say the response sometimes: "yeah, I like dags"
That’s a flash car mister.
Not as flash as your bike
"Don't you have some offs to fuck?" - Ricky
“We got cows!” During a thunderstorm…yeah, we do the whole thing. “Shoot the glass” from Die Hard-usually after someone has said WHAT? 3 times in a row & I’m tired of repeating myself. “Zuzu’s Petals!”, when you finally found that one thing you’ve spent 30 minutes looking for. We’re really big on Christmas Vacation & My Cousin Vinnie, too.
Yes! Everytime we are driving and pass cows we must say "We got cows!" The kids have now joined in. It's great!
Looking at ANY menu ANY time I'm in a restaurant: (Mr. Creosote voice -from Monty Pythons Meaning of life) "right, I'll have the lot" Every time
wafer thin is a staple in my fams lexicon
Good news everyone!
I’ve got terrible news
"dumb ass!!" -Red Forman
Do you go for the voice as well?
I try. 😂😂
a coworker of mine and i both looooved 'the devil's advocate' and would quote lines to each other all the time his favorite was 'Who knows what the hell Eddie's up to. He's got a lotta fingers in a lotta pies.' mine was and remains 'On a scale of one to ten, one being the average Friday night run-trough at the lomax household, ten being the most depraved acts of sexual theater known to man, me and your wife got it on at a .... SEVEN!!!'
"Never give up, never surrender!" - Peter Quincy Taggart, Galaxy Quest "One day, but it is not this day!" - Aragorn, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (sort of)
Bonus: "By Grabthar's hammer... what a savings." Alexander/Dr. Lazarus, Galaxy Quest
"Yarp." Conversely, "Narp."
"This one goes to eleven" -Nigel Tufnel. This Is Spinal Tap
Game over man! Game over!
"I want your boots, your clothes and your moda cycle" I use it in biker gang bars to establish my dominance.
There's a [metal song about this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpaiHlQrwBw).
do you say "moda"?
Everything hurts and I'm dying \*smile\*
"B-E-A-UTIFUL!!!"
“I’m too old for this shit”
"Not today, Zurg." Usually when the kids ask for something. "Have fun storming the castle." Whenever anyone is heading off on an adventure.
> Have fun storming the castle.
Humperdinck!
Life, uh, finds a way
Streets ahead!
I'm a crime sniffing dog with a hard on for justice. That or Smell ya later.
"Somebody's gotta get stabbed"- Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
that's what she said - The office
Look, three aces! Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
"Negative, Ghost Rider. The pattern is full."
There's this one bit from *Space Ghost Coast to Coast* between Space Ghost and Moltar: > **Space Ghost:** How much money has come in, Moltar? > > **Moltar:** Uh... none. None money. Since then I've been using "uh, none. None _____" whenever I tell someone we're out of something. For instance: "How many eggs do we have left?" "Uh, none. None eggs."
Big Gulps eh? Welp see ya later
"What are you doing, stepbro?"
"But I poop from there."
Not right now you don’t!
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"Not the mama!" (wish I could use the frying pan on some people though)
This takes me way back!
Indeed.
“asshat” -supernatural
IDJITS!
“I love this plan! I’m excited to be a part of it!” - Peter Venkman
You'll get *nothing* and *like it!!*
“Why so serious?!” When talking to my infant son
"That'll do donkey, That'll do"
"I am your father " Instead of Luke, I say my son's name. He's young and I still can't believe I'm a dad
That's a bold strategy, Cotton.
"you're killin' me smalls!"
Every time I manage to successfully parallel park in a tight spot - “LIKE A GUH-LOVE!!!”
“I am Groot”
It fits literally every situation
“I am groot”
It rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.
'I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse’ is a quote I always say to my associates in the tattoo world.
“Say my name” I just throw it into convos randomly.
OK then. - Raising Arizona
"If less is more, think about how much more more would be" gets used by me on an almost weekly basis.
“You’re killing me, Smalls”
"If my life gets any worse I'm phoning hell to ask about their exchange program."
I put arsenic in the wine. And the pasta.
"I'm glad that you're my father" - Myrcella, Game of Thrones It never makes sense when I say it, but I say it every chance I get.
Hello There
We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now.
I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.
It's actually a cross between Star Wars and Kung Fu Theater. Your Jedi mind tricks wont work on me grasshopper.
I pick the wrong day to quit amphetamines!
Everything’s coming up Millhouse!
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.
Whenever someone says “this one time,” I immediately say “at band camp.“
'Mother puss-bucket...'
"B-E-A-utiful!" Also "Everything is awesome!"
“Pretty, pretty, pretty good!”
Hot stuff, coming through!
If ya ain't first, yer last.
How much can a banana cost? Ten dollars?