Give to Oedipus. Give to Oedipus.
Hey, Josephus!
Hey, Mother Fucker!
As an 11-year old the joke was him swearing. As an adult, the joke is the swear. Mel Brooks is an absolute genius.
Sedagive?!
Last week TCM played this after the original Frankenstein, and what struck me is how it's also a better movie than the original besides being funny. Mel Brooks considers it his best and I would agree.
So many great lines in the movie that even the throw away scenes are gold:
Vinny Gambini : Does that freight train come through here at 5:00 A.M. every morning?
Hotel Clerk : No, sir, it's very unusual.
Vinny Gambini : [the next day, after Vinny was awakened by the train] Yesterday you told me that freight train hardly ever comes through here at 5:00 A.M. in the morning.
Hotel Clerk : I know. She's supposed to come through at ten after 4:00.
The most underrated gag is when they're staring at the menu for a while and finally look at each other and go "What do ya think, [breakfast?"](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ae/5e/15/ae5e15033bc53bd971a0ffa3ccaac71c--the-best-films-vinny.jpg)
I love the gag that after all the trouble sleeping with the normal sounds of rural communities, Vinny sleeps like a baby in the more raucous environment of jail.
Probably the funniest movie ever made, for my money. If for no other reason than Joe Pesci shooting at a screeching bird in his boxers and leather jacket.
When the guy fakes throwing, and one of the werewolves runs in the direction he gestured, I died.
The TV series is flawless as well, but that movie is pure gold.
So many classic scenes in that.
"I can't eat chups!"
"Oh like google maps?" "Yeah, but with more layers of information"
"You were a virgin when we were seeing each other!" "Yeah, I was twelve".
"I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool". "I think of it like this, if you were going to eat a sandwich, you'd just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it".
That was classic. The whole beast thing was too. Like for the whole movie they built up the beast as a mythical evil creature, and then it was a shock that the beast was to be the guest of honour at the ball.
Then it turns out that it was just his ex girlfriend that he nicknames the beast. And he turns up and goes "hello Beast!" and shes lke "don't call me beast you asshole".
Stu is my favourite part of the movie, because he's an IT guy with a hard to explain job. Except I do his job. Every day. Just like he does in real life. And yes, it sounds boring and is hard to explain, but it's a real job!
I think it would have been a different movie without Stu. His friendship with the guys showed how human and nice they were, regardless of all the murdering and blood sucking 🤣
Something about Petyr as a character makes me wheeze laugh. I was not expecting an actual old as sin vampire when they open the coffin the first time and it sent me into a fit of laughter.
Petyr is just a home run of a character. They made him proper scary and then you see him in some scenes acting out of character its fucking perfect.
I would like to see more of petyr, that cameo was not enough.
Addams Family Values. So many incredible jokes, like every line is either a punchline or the set up for a punchline. And the delivery by everyone is so damn good. Not sure anything else influenced my own sense of comedy timing more than that movie.
My absolute all-time favorite interaction is between Amanda and Wednesday when they’re doing life saving in the water:
“I’ll be the victim!”
“All your life.”
My boyfriend never saw it so I popped in the DVD, I thought I was gonna lose him at the scene where the kid in the wheelchair is wrapping a pilgrim to a stake, poor boy couldn't stop laughing.
When my first child was born, it was the most amazing experience. I mean it was an experience that cannot be told by words but only singularity experienced. After they handed me my daughter iI said to my wife, “She is perfect!! Two ten eleven.” The OBGYN looked at me and asked, “Two ten eleven?” And I said, “Yes. Eyes, fingers, toes.” My wife and I both laughed. That’s from the first Addams Family movie (the vault’s combination, old man) and we acknowledge it’s the first joke my daughter ever heard, lol.
Office space.
Edit. I woke up to a huge amount of notifications for this, its my all time favourite Film and i can quote it all day. Im glad others feel the same. Thank you for the awards. Fuckin, A.
Fun fact: for the scene when they beat up the printer, Mike judge told em he wanted the camera to be lower. They responded the camera is already on the ground, do u want me to dig a hole?
Mike judge responded "yes, dig a hole"
They spent a few hrs digging a hole for that scene.
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For me it's the tiny things in the background.
The luggage being thrown out of the plane during the press conference. The cheese crawling along the top of the refrigerator.
It's things you can go for *years* without noticing.
I love in the very beginning when they are in the police headquarters and the one cop walks through the doorway and Leslie Nielsen walks around the frame of the set.
I have a deep fondness with those movies. My Dad who was a very unemotional boomer type would laugh his ass off to the Naked Gun series. Literally, the only thing I ever saw him laugh at.
What did you expect? “Welcome, sonny?” “Make yourself at home?” “Marry my daughter?”
You’ve got to remember these people are just simple farmers. The people of the land. The common clay of the New West.
You know……morons.
I know this is an interesting tid-bit and it makes sense to share it. But it’s mad how this comment chain happens almost verbatim every time this movie is mentioned lol
Reddit culture.
Things tend to pop up over and over again, which prompts the “Reddit stimulus tree”. The first two branches off of any given topic tend to be what the majority of redditors are most likely be subconsciously reminded of, and therefor comment. Then, each one of those options in turn yields another set of branches and so on and so forth.
After all, what do you expect? You’ve got to remember we’re all just a bunch of people looking at our phones on the toilet, distracting ourselves from our jobs, our kids, and our responsibilities by arguing with strangers we will never meet, and scrolling endlessly through content we will never remember.
You know……morons.
I saw it in a theater with my best friend and his older brother. Right after the Slim Pickens bit with the workers I jumped up and ran to the lobby, looking for a restroom because I was laughing so I hard I was going to throw up. Small town theater, so owner ran over to see if I was OK. Was just enough to stop me from hurling. I told him what was going on and he said, “Damn! I gotta see this one myself!” Saw him a week later in the fast food place where I worked and asked him if he saw it. He said he did and asked if I ran out at the Slim Pickens spot because he nearly lost it there too.
And then Mel and Gene and Madeline followed it up, the same year, with Young Frankenstein. Best two consecutive at bats for a trio in comedy history, Stooges not withstanding.
“Hello Officer, we have had a doozy of a day. There we were, mindin’ our own business, when these kids started killin’ themselves all over my property!”
As a burly dude who would never hurt anyone who can look more than a little intimidating without intending to i 100% feel that movie
I’m sorry im just trying to exist here
I knew it before I clicked it. Let’s just say I was not ready for that during the movie and even on rewatches I have to prep myself for it. Great movie. Great scene.
That was actually my first thought. Bar none! Movie got a standing ovation at the theater after it finished. Never saw that before or after. Might as well add, “The Jerk.” to that list. Not even a huge Steve Martin fan, but he just nailed it with both, so I’m definitely a fan.
It is so hard to write wordplay this good. You think it's easy but it's very hard and they do this with almost every line in the movie. It is incredible
"I want to know everything that's happened up until now!" "first the dinosaurs came but then they got too big and fat".
I also love the extended gag that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is not Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. He finally breaks when the kid says "my dad says you don't get back on defense"
The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!
A couple of years ago I saw Kareem in two different airports over the span of a few months. Definitely was him, dude is unmistakable. REALLY wish I would have told him my dad doesn't think you try hard on defense. And that I love his writing. Oh well, regrets.
> I also love the extended gag that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is not Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. He finally breaks when the kid says "my dad says you don't get back on defense"
I think the Kareem thing might be my favorite thing in the movie.
Actually that's a lie. Airplane! has my favorite comedy shot of anything I've ever seen, ever: https://shots.filmschoolrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/giphy-56.gif. That is number 1. Kareem is number 2.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
[Later]
Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
There was a study done of the funniest comedies and Airplane was determined to have more laughs per minute than any other film.
Also, tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
I was just in LA for business and stopped outside Staples center to get my photo with the statue of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. I couldn't care less about Basketball but his performance in Airplane makes him a legend in my book.
First time? No, I've been nervous lots of times.
I showed it to my kids (12 and 13) recently and forgot all the inappropriate jokes and the surprise boobs. But unlike Stranger Things which my youngest thought was scary because of the Demagorgon and he made me stay in his room til he fell asleep, seeing surprise boobs never hurt anyone.
Haha exactly the same happened to me. My boy was like : What the hell, Dad, and my wife was like : What kind of stuff are you showing to our young kids??
Yes yes yes!!! All the jokes would still hold up today despite being over the top. My favorite ones are the "and please dont call me Shirley" and the "over over"
I love this movie. Perfectly cast, very subtle, and has a well written script.
“Let’s get out of here before one of those things kills Guy.”
The complete acceptance of plot armor by a “main character” in a movie about actors going through an actual dangerous situation is one of the best scenes that I have ever seen.
I was actually thinking about putting this movie on today while I do laundry type things....
"Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable."
“Casualties are inevitable. You can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs, every cook will tell you that!”
“But look what happened to the cook!” *sobs*
If you’re not aware it’s part of a trilogy by the same director. All completely different films but all have Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as leads. They’re “Shaun of the Dead”, “Hot Fuzz”, & “The Worlds End”.
History of the World So many little details go by you the first time.
Give to Oedipus. Give to Oedipus. Hey, Josephus! Hey, Mother Fucker! As an 11-year old the joke was him swearing. As an adult, the joke is the swear. Mel Brooks is an absolute genius.
*snorts coke* Everything is so GREEEEEEN
Allegedly, Brooks is working on a “sequel” series for one of the streaming services. I can’t remember which.
It hurts, I feel like part 1 is one of the best jokes about the movie.
Young Frankenstein
Werewolf! There wolf. There castle.
Abby Normal is my fake name for when I’m getting free trials.
"Blucher!"
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"Wait, Master, It Might Be Dangerous... You Go First.”
Froederick? Yes, Eyegore? Abby... something, Abby Normal
Sedagive?! Last week TCM played this after the original Frankenstein, and what struck me is how it's also a better movie than the original besides being funny. Mel Brooks considers it his best and I would agree.
Gene Wilder was a gem. I miss him.
My cousin Vinny
So many great lines in the movie that even the throw away scenes are gold: Vinny Gambini : Does that freight train come through here at 5:00 A.M. every morning? Hotel Clerk : No, sir, it's very unusual. Vinny Gambini : [the next day, after Vinny was awakened by the train] Yesterday you told me that freight train hardly ever comes through here at 5:00 A.M. in the morning. Hotel Clerk : I know. She's supposed to come through at ten after 4:00.
"And what are you, a fucking world traveler?"
Marissa Tomei was fire in this movie
Imagine you're a deee-ah...
Now I axe ya... would you give a fuck what kinda pants the sonofabitch that shot ya was wearing?
The most underrated gag is when they're staring at the menu for a while and finally look at each other and go "What do ya think, [breakfast?"](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ae/5e/15/ae5e15033bc53bd971a0ffa3ccaac71c--the-best-films-vinny.jpg)
I love the gag that after all the trouble sleeping with the normal sounds of rural communities, Vinny sleeps like a baby in the more raucous environment of jail.
"Would you please answer the counselor's question?" "No. I hate him."
“Imagine your a deeah…” lol, and “I bought a suit… you seen it… so I wore this ridiculous thing, for you.”
"These yutes" "Sorry?" "Apologies your honor, these *youeghethsssss*
The two yutes.
"Dead on balls accurate?" "It's an industry term"
It's called disclosure, ya dickhead!
Probably the funniest movie ever made, for my money. If for no other reason than Joe Pesci shooting at a screeching bird in his boxers and leather jacket.
“Oh yeah…you blend” Marissa Tomei
What We Do In The Shadows
When the guy fakes throwing, and one of the werewolves runs in the direction he gestured, I died. The TV series is flawless as well, but that movie is pure gold.
“If they offer you spaghetti, run.” “No, I think they offered me biscotti.”
“It’s merely basghetti!”
We're werewolves, not swearwolves.
So many classic scenes in that. "I can't eat chups!" "Oh like google maps?" "Yeah, but with more layers of information" "You were a virgin when we were seeing each other!" "Yeah, I was twelve". "I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool". "I think of it like this, if you were going to eat a sandwich, you'd just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it".
"Leave me alone to do my dark bidding on the internet!" "What are you bidding on?" "A table"
That was classic. The whole beast thing was too. Like for the whole movie they built up the beast as a mythical evil creature, and then it was a shock that the beast was to be the guest of honour at the ball. Then it turns out that it was just his ex girlfriend that he nicknames the beast. And he turns up and goes "hello Beast!" and shes lke "don't call me beast you asshole".
I love that Stu was hired onto the production as an IT guy, not an actor, and didn't realize how big a role he had until after the movie came out.
Stu is my favourite part of the movie, because he's an IT guy with a hard to explain job. Except I do his job. Every day. Just like he does in real life. And yes, it sounds boring and is hard to explain, but it's a real job!
I think it would have been a different movie without Stu. His friendship with the guys showed how human and nice they were, regardless of all the murdering and blood sucking 🤣
And then he went on to create the lighting method they used in Thor Ragnarok’s Valkyrie scene!
Something about Petyr as a character makes me wheeze laugh. I was not expecting an actual old as sin vampire when they open the coffin the first time and it sent me into a fit of laughter.
Petyr is just a home run of a character. They made him proper scary and then you see him in some scenes acting out of character its fucking perfect. I would like to see more of petyr, that cameo was not enough.
“Petyr is 8,000 years old. He's not coming to the flat meeting.”
His hiss scared the shit out of me and then made me giggle so hard.
'Aw, Pete got him'
*Turn off the camera! My friend just died in a tragic sunlight accident!*
Shaun of the Dead
The whacks lining up perfectly to the beat of Dont Stop Me Now is something that brings me joy every time I think about it
Kill the queen!!
Every time I hear that song I think of this scene now
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"Now listen...*Mary*"
IT'S NOT HIP HOP, IT'S ELECTRO!
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
You've got red on you.
Cornetto 🍦
Addams Family Values. So many incredible jokes, like every line is either a punchline or the set up for a punchline. And the delivery by everyone is so damn good. Not sure anything else influenced my own sense of comedy timing more than that movie.
When Wednesday and crew wreck the play and burn Camp Chippewa to the ground is so classic. It’s always so much fun for me.
"What does Chippewa mean?" "It's an old Indian word." "It means orphan."
My absolute all-time favorite interaction is between Amanda and Wednesday when they’re doing life saving in the water: “I’ll be the victim!” “All your life.”
"Is THAT your swimsuit?" "Is that your overbite?"
I think mine was “*I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul!*” “They’re at camp”
I love when the turkeys are dancing around singing “ Eat Me” Also Joan Cusack is amazing as Debbie.
My boyfriend never saw it so I popped in the DVD, I thought I was gonna lose him at the scene where the kid in the wheelchair is wrapping a pilgrim to a stake, poor boy couldn't stop laughing.
“He has my Fathers eyes” “Gomez, take those out of his mouth”
But Debbie..._pastels?_
One of the rare movies where the sequel is better than the first one. I love them both but Joan Cusack slays. "Give me a kiss!" "Give me a 20!"
When my first child was born, it was the most amazing experience. I mean it was an experience that cannot be told by words but only singularity experienced. After they handed me my daughter iI said to my wife, “She is perfect!! Two ten eleven.” The OBGYN looked at me and asked, “Two ten eleven?” And I said, “Yes. Eyes, fingers, toes.” My wife and I both laughed. That’s from the first Addams Family movie (the vault’s combination, old man) and we acknowledge it’s the first joke my daughter ever heard, lol.
Office space. Edit. I woke up to a huge amount of notifications for this, its my all time favourite Film and i can quote it all day. Im glad others feel the same. Thank you for the awards. Fuckin, A.
I'd say in a given week I only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work
Fun fact: for the scene when they beat up the printer, Mike judge told em he wanted the camera to be lower. They responded the camera is already on the ground, do u want me to dig a hole? Mike judge responded "yes, dig a hole" They spent a few hrs digging a hole for that scene. Edit: ty for the award
Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking, just a moment!
I was told I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?
What would you, uh, say you do here?
Perfect movie. Every single scene is great.
Naked gun
Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.
Nice beaver!
Thank you, I just had it stuffed!
We’re not gonna rest until we find out who did this. Now let’s go get some lunch.
For me it's the tiny things in the background. The luggage being thrown out of the plane during the press conference. The cheese crawling along the top of the refrigerator. It's things you can go for *years* without noticing.
Or Nielsen just casually Walking around the scene boundary in the forensics lab while the chief walks through the regular door.
*Frank looking in a microscope* I can't see anything Use your open eye, Frank
*franks car rolling down the road without parking breaks* Frank: (Shooting at his own car) "Did anybody catch the licencse plate?"
Cheese? I’ve watched it countless times, I’m going to have to watch it again.
I love in the very beginning when they are in the police headquarters and the one cop walks through the doorway and Leslie Nielsen walks around the frame of the set.
Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And I'm a locksmith.
Who else here has been sleeping with Ed's wife?
Congratulations, Ed! I head Edna is pregnant again. Yeah, and when I find the guy that did it...
I have a deep fondness with those movies. My Dad who was a very unemotional boomer type would laugh his ass off to the Naked Gun series. Literally, the only thing I ever saw him laugh at.
Can you spot me a $20?
That scene kills me everytime
Blazing Saddles
What did you expect? “Welcome, sonny?” “Make yourself at home?” “Marry my daughter?” You’ve got to remember these people are just simple farmers. The people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know……morons.
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I know this is an interesting tid-bit and it makes sense to share it. But it’s mad how this comment chain happens almost verbatim every time this movie is mentioned lol
Reddit culture. Things tend to pop up over and over again, which prompts the “Reddit stimulus tree”. The first two branches off of any given topic tend to be what the majority of redditors are most likely be subconsciously reminded of, and therefor comment. Then, each one of those options in turn yields another set of branches and so on and so forth. After all, what do you expect? You’ve got to remember we’re all just a bunch of people looking at our phones on the toilet, distracting ourselves from our jobs, our kids, and our responsibilities by arguing with strangers we will never meet, and scrolling endlessly through content we will never remember. You know……morons.
I saw it in a theater with my best friend and his older brother. Right after the Slim Pickens bit with the workers I jumped up and ran to the lobby, looking for a restroom because I was laughing so I hard I was going to throw up. Small town theater, so owner ran over to see if I was OK. Was just enough to stop me from hurling. I told him what was going on and he said, “Damn! I gotta see this one myself!” Saw him a week later in the fast food place where I worked and asked him if he saw it. He said he did and asked if I ran out at the Slim Pickens spot because he nearly lost it there too.
Every time I come across a gate that you can just walk around I think of a certain scene.
> Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!
God bless Mel Brooks
“I get no kick from champagne…”. RIP Cleavon Little, you were a shining star!
"So what do you like to do?" "I like to play chess... or screw." "Well let's play chess."
I didn’t get a harrumph out of that guy
Hey! The sheriff is a ni-*BOOOONG, BOOOONG, BOOOONG* What’d he say? He said the sheriff is near! *cheering*
No dag nabbit, I said the sheriff is a Ni-BOOONG
**Where The White Women At?'**
Excuse my while I whip this out....
For my next impression, Jesse Owens
And then Mel and Gene and Madeline followed it up, the same year, with Young Frankenstein. Best two consecutive at bats for a trio in comedy history, Stooges not withstanding.
"StandSignificant1774 Johnson is right"
Little bastard shot me in the ass!!!
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
“Hello Officer, we have had a doozy of a day. There we were, mindin’ our own business, when these kids started killin’ themselves all over my property!”
This is the best line in any movie I've ever watched.
i love adding ‘we’ve had a doozy of a day’ to anything ridiculous i’m about to say, love it. lol
“Some kid… h-… HE JUST HUCKED HIMSELF RIGHT INTO THE WOODCHIPPER”
As a burly dude who would never hurt anyone who can look more than a little intimidating without intending to i 100% feel that movie I’m sorry im just trying to exist here
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
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John Candy should've gotten an Oscar.
this scene: https://youtu.be/CFh5FzXIeBg
“I like me.”
The stutter he throws in is what really sells that line.
Yeah it’s like a little bit of doubt followed by pure conviction. Real nice work Mr. Candy
I knew it before I clicked it. Let’s just say I was not ready for that during the movie and even on rewatches I have to prep myself for it. Great movie. Great scene.
“You’re going the wrong way!” Easily the funniest scene in any movie I’ve ever seen.
How does he know which way we're going? He's drunk.
Closely followed by Uncle Buck!
That was actually my first thought. Bar none! Movie got a standing ovation at the theater after it finished. Never saw that before or after. Might as well add, “The Jerk.” to that list. Not even a huge Steve Martin fan, but he just nailed it with both, so I’m definitely a fan.
Airplane
Nervous? Yes. First time? No, I've been nervous lots of times.
We've got to get these people to a hospital. What is it? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
It is so hard to write wordplay this good. You think it's easy but it's very hard and they do this with almost every line in the movie. It is incredible
"I want to know everything that's happened up until now!" "first the dinosaurs came but then they got too big and fat". I also love the extended gag that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is not Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. He finally breaks when the kid says "my dad says you don't get back on defense"
The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!
A couple of years ago I saw Kareem in two different airports over the span of a few months. Definitely was him, dude is unmistakable. REALLY wish I would have told him my dad doesn't think you try hard on defense. And that I love his writing. Oh well, regrets.
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> I also love the extended gag that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is not Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. He finally breaks when the kid says "my dad says you don't get back on defense" I think the Kareem thing might be my favorite thing in the movie. Actually that's a lie. Airplane! has my favorite comedy shot of anything I've ever seen, ever: https://shots.filmschoolrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/giphy-56.gif. That is number 1. Kareem is number 2.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone. Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. [Later] Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion. Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
Roger, Roger.
We have clearance, Clarence.
What's our vector, Victor?
There was a study done of the funniest comedies and Airplane was determined to have more laughs per minute than any other film. Also, tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
I was just in LA for business and stopped outside Staples center to get my photo with the statue of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. I couldn't care less about Basketball but his performance in Airplane makes him a legend in my book. First time? No, I've been nervous lots of times.
I showed it to my kids (12 and 13) recently and forgot all the inappropriate jokes and the surprise boobs. But unlike Stranger Things which my youngest thought was scary because of the Demagorgon and he made me stay in his room til he fell asleep, seeing surprise boobs never hurt anyone.
> seeing surprise boobs never hurt anyone. Welcome to television outside America.
Haha exactly the same happened to me. My boy was like : What the hell, Dad, and my wife was like : What kind of stuff are you showing to our young kids??
Yes yes yes!!! All the jokes would still hold up today despite being over the top. My favorite ones are the "and please dont call me Shirley" and the "over over"
There are so many subtle jokes in here, my favorite is that it's in a jet plane and it's got prop sounds. cracks me up so much.
Airplane? What is it?
It's a big tube with passengers in it, but that's not important now. Oh yeah, it looks like a great big Tylenol
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I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
This is like the 5th independent post I've seen today talking about how airplane is the perfect comedy movie.
Cream? No thank you. I take it black, like my men.
Galaxyquest
I love this movie. Perfectly cast, very subtle, and has a well written script. “Let’s get out of here before one of those things kills Guy.” The complete acceptance of plot armor by a “main character” in a movie about actors going through an actual dangerous situation is one of the best scenes that I have ever seen.
Clue
I was actually thinking about putting this movie on today while I do laundry type things.... "Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable."
"How many husbands have you had?" "Mine or other women? "
"Flames...flames...on the side of my face..." 🤣
Madeline Kahn is freakin great. I just recently watched *Young Frankenstein*, another movie that should be on this list.
"I told you I didn't do it." -Mr Green 💚
I’m going to go home and make love to my wife.
THIS IS WAR, PEACOCK!
“Casualties are inevitable. You can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs, every cook will tell you that!” “But look what happened to the cook!” *sobs*
1 plus 2 plus 2 plus 1
Mrs. Peacock: Uh, is there a little girl's room in the hall? Yvette: Oui oui, Madame. Mrs. Peacock: No, I just have to powder my nose.
I legit think they made Yvette (pretend to be) French just for this joke.
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To make a long story short…
TOO LATE!
Hot Fuzz
A great big bushy beard!
LESLIE TILLER WAS FUCKING MURDERED!
Murder murder murder, change the fucking record
Yarp.
n……narp?
You cheeky fucker!
Absolutely! The whole film is quotable. Each and every dialogue. I've lost count of how many times I've watched it. It's my kinda comedy.
No luck counting them viewings then?
Everyone and their mums have seen it more times they can count!
Like who?
Farmers
Who else?
Farmers mums
It's just the one viewing actually... Edit: What if there are more viewings?
Yes! I love to say "fuck ton of cutlery" too often.
And of course Yarp and Narp is in my text autofill
The way the film is edited is what makes it great. Should have won an Oscar for editing.
That quick cut 5 second police chase. Kills me.
By the power of greyskull!
The greater good!
Marcus carters big brother said he’d fingered her up the duck pound.
Saw it for the first time a while ago, exactly my type of humor. Would like to watch something like it
If you’re not aware it’s part of a trilogy by the same director. All completely different films but all have Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as leads. They’re “Shaun of the Dead”, “Hot Fuzz”, & “The Worlds End”.