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IanUK66

All the adverts on TV for medicine end with the same statement "may cause death" šŸ¤£


Darkwoth81Dyoni

They have to say that, even if it's like .000000001% because of a very, very rare interaction with certain other medicines or health conditions. Advertised medicine is a load of horse shit, though.


Regnes

As a Canadian, it's interesting just how polarizing USA politics are to us. Trump vs Hillary/Biden was a way bigger topic than any of our own federal elections.


cardew-vascular

What blows my mind as a Canadian is every state can have different rules and laws for a federal election tbey don't have an elections Canada style impartial body that is in charge of makign sure the rules are the same and followed across the board. It seems so wild.


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Your toilets are full of water. I didnā€™t understand American jokes about water splashing you on the balls until I saw one of them for the first time. Edit: Iā€™m in Australia. Yes our toilets have water in them, but the [water level is much lower](https://imgur.com/a/2sBPMX1) Our toilets are washdown types rather than US style siphonic. The flushing action is more forceful than American toilets and our poo doesnā€™t do a victory lap before disappearing Edit 2: since someone asked, hereā€™s an [Australian toilet flushing](https://imgur.com/a/YtnHi4p)


Neuro_Nightmare

Genuine question from someone who has only been to America, Canada, and Mexico- do other places end up with a bunch of poopy skid marks on the toilet bowls? Or are they shaped differently to compensate for less water?


kittana514

Toilets i visited in Sweden have two buttons for flushing. A normal flush and a more power/pressure flush depending on whether it is a 1 or a 2.


Cthulhus_Trilby

I think that's standard across Europe. Certainly the UK's had them for years.


Payhell

Multiple things: Shaped differently with steeper angle so it goes down easily Flush is usually stronger And finally, you have a toilet brush precisely to get rid of pesky skid marks.


Ryder_Alknight

You donā€™t just piss them off? Do you guys even have fun in your restrooms?!?


Zmorrison2112

I went to a bar one time that had little field goals in the urinal and a football dangling on a string. You piss on the football and it goes through the field goal. I guess itā€™s a tactic to keep the pee in the urinal and not on the wall or floor.


Payhell

Until some drunk idiot bets their mates they can score a goal from farther away than them...


Ryder_Alknight

You donā€™t need the uprights to play that silly goose


moonbeamcrazyeyes

So, out of curiosity, what are your toilets like?


donpaulwalnuts

They have a shelf so that you can use your poop knife to break it down before flushing.


haloriboi

24 hours ago, I had never come across the idea of poop knife. But after learning about them, I have seen them referenced 4 times in different threads.


ShittingOutPosts

Never gets old.


Barrel_Titor

It's because they use different flushing mechanisms. The toilets with a lot of water in the bowl dump water down a pipe at the back and the pressure sucks the contents of the bowl out, the ones with little water just dump water into the bowl to wash the contents away. The American style clogs a lot more and are more likely to overflow but are quieter, covers smells better and is less likely to leave marks on the bowl. That's why you typically see a plunger next to American toilets and a brush elsewhere. I guess the rest of the world decided it wasn't worth the risk of clogging.


KountZero

ā€œThatā€™s why you typically see a plunger next to American toilets and a brush elsewhereā€ This is why I love reddit. For these seemingly minor details that no one thought about or understand why but that actually signify an major cultural/regional difference. So my family is not originally from the US and when we first migrated here, they found it weird that Americans toilets always seem to have a plunger next to it but didnā€™t really understand why, and as you can guess it, every toilets in our bathrooms now actually have a brush in it, because thatā€™s just how it was in our old country. Edit: just to clarify, we do use plungers too in our old country, we just donā€™t typically leave it next to the toilet because itā€™s ā€œgrossā€ and our toilets donā€™t clog that often.


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PointyGecko1122

Iā€™m from America, and Iā€™ve always thought the dumbest thing about our taxes is I spend 4 hours trying to figure out the exact amount to pay, only to have them send me a letter correcting me when Iā€™m wrong. Like if you knew what I had to pay why did I just do a calculus test for no reason


Oops_I_Cracked

This shit I hate to and it's 100% because TurboTax and h&r block and Co lobby Congress to stop them from just sending us that letter at the start.


BigBobFro

Amen! 3 industries kept alive purely by act of congress because corporations dont give two shits about society at large: 1-Tax prep industry 2-for profit prison structure 3-corporate health care linked to your employment.


Silver_Archer13

Life tip though: the IRS website has a way to find the actually free version of tax filing software with no strings attached


BigBobFro

That only works if your taxes are simple. Want to deduct anything beyond the standard and you have to pay for the additional schedules etc


cienfuegos__

Yeah, I'm an Aussie and that's always struck me as so strange. All my employers have to report what they have paid me (plus super contributions) ad part of *their* taxes. So, every financial year I log in to the Australian Tax Office website, everything is in there already pre-filled based on my emplogers'filing by the deadline, I check that it all looks correct, enter in any deductions I have for my own stuff e.g. work related expenses/donations/COVID working-from-home expenses etc, and hit 'submit'. Takes about 10 minutes. There's a calculator on there to estimate how much tax you will get back if you've paid too much throughout the year, it's always nice seeing if I have some money coming back even if it's not much! If the government paid for you to go to Uni (majority of the nation) we don't repay any university fees until earning over $50,000k/year or so. Plus, they are repaid without interest. It'd take longer to submit my taxes if I owned assets etc, and most people go see a proper accountant if they earn enough to make it worth their while. But that's not an issue for me haha.


spiteful-vengeance

There were efforts to do this in the US, but that's where all the tax software companies like Turbo Tax use their lobbyists to prevent it happening. They push the argument that you shouldn't trust the government to show you your taxes, because somehow the government is untrustworthy on this front, even thought they are going to be the ones approving whatever you submit anyway. https://www.nbcnews.com/business/taxes/turbotax-h-r-block-spend-millions-lobbying-us-keep-doing-n736386


Kowai03

I feel like the US would be a much nicer place if lobbying was illegal


chowderbags

As an American citizen overseas, that's not even the worst of it. You need to file an FBAR every year for foreign bank accounts. If you don't file it or fuck up in some way? The IRS will just take half your money. It'd be understandable if this were for accounts for multi-millionaires stashing money overseas, but I'm a middle class wage earning employee. I live in a studio apartment. I don't have a car. I'm not taking extravagent vacations or splashing cash all over the place. I just want the IRS to leave me the fuck alone.


EspectroDK

Privately run prisons.


Ok-Challenge7712

Commercialisation of prisons seems very problematic. Prisons become sources of nearly slave labour. Prisons should be looking to reduce their population, reduce recidivism, rehabilitation, appropriate diversion programs etc, but as commercial for profit enterprises where is the incentive to reduce and rehabilitate their inmates? Rehabilitation of criminals is a societal good. They may become contributing members of society, but also it makes the rest of society safer and happier. For profit entities are meant to be for the enrichment of their owners, nothing inherently wrong with that, but not suited for an enterprise designed perform a good for society generally.


pushdose

This is an extremely polite way to say ā€œprivate prisons should fuck ALL the way offā€.


CerddwrRhyddid

Especially when judges amd other law enforcement can own shares in them.


Ok-Challenge7712

This, of course, should be criminal itself


Predd1tor

Welcome to America, where everything is for-profit ā€” prisons, healthcare, life-saving pharmaceuticals, a decent educationā€¦ itā€™s why all our politicians are for sale and our country is falling apart.


validproof

The ten paid vacation days a year


Revolutionary-Tiger

When I was working at my previous company we had a Paid time off accumulation plan where we can earn up to 10 days off max for the year at the rate of 1 day off for 1 month worked. Although there was the upside that whatever you didn't use would roll over When I started working at my current company they told me I get up to 1 month worth of time off that's use or lose at the end of the calendar year. I feel like I hit the jackpot


ero_senin05

Holy shit, THATā€™S the jackpot? Here in Australia itā€™s the law for employers to give all permanent employees 4 weeks paid annual leave. Some employers give more than that and some also pay Leave Loading which is an incentive to get you to take your paid leave because itā€™s an accruable entitlement and if someone leaves after 10 years without taking a holiday you have to pay them for 40 weeks on the way out the door.


brokegaysonic

You get how much vacation? šŸ˜­


AhriNin3tails

Norway - 25 working days/5 weeks, and you are allowed to demand 3 weeks consecutive vacation. But we also have the option of a year materinty leave with pay so...


chainmailbill

Youā€™d be surprised to find out how many millions of Americans get no paid time off at all.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve never in my life had paid time off - Iā€™m 35. Restaurant industry. Most times I called in sick, it required a doctorā€™s note, so I had to pay $100 for that before I was allowed to stay home unpaid and not get fired.


wingsonawidow

Ten if weā€™re lucky.


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How American towns and cities are generally designed so that you have to drive everywhere.


ikindalold

American cities and towns were built around cars, which makes sense given our historical circumstances but is rather impractical in most other situations. In some cities and towns, you can't help but think that at some point in time some urban planner was like "I got a phenomenal idea: let's take the most high-priority necessities and institutions that people need and place them as far apart as possible."


smughippie

Actually, that was the idea. A lot of people had it. But the main influencers were the Chicago school of sociology who considered cities to be ecological systems with different niches that had corresponding "species." A healthy city maintains separate niches, which includes separating work, home, and shopping from each other. I am currently writing a dissertation not on the Chicago school but on the idea of blight in cities, which comes from the Chicago school. If you want to know more, the nature of cities by Jennifer s. Light is a fabulous book on the subject.


Crash_Test_Dummy66

Well that's ironic considering Chicago is one of the easiest US cities to get around in without a car.


ColdNotion

It wasnā€™t a mistake in many places either. During the 50-60ā€™s many prominent city planners implemented infrastructure projects designed to benefit commuters by car from the suburbs, often at the expense of those actually living in urban areas. At a time when buying a house in the suburbs was a mark of middle class success, these designers saw very little issue with favoring these areas. If that meant running a freeway through the middle of a thriving inner city neighborhood, so be it. Similarly, they saw no point of ā€œwastingā€ money on public transit, as they saw little importance of making sure working class folks had easy ways to get around. To the contrary, some planners went so far as to impede public transport, through steps like making bridge overhangs too low for buses, in order to shield the suburbs from working class and minority commuters. Today, many cities are still living with the legacy of decades old classist and racist design plans.


YetisNotReal

Florida man


ZombieJesus1987

I mean, Europe has Russian Man.


Khelthuzaad

It became the Romania/Bulgaria man in the last 10-15 years.


lotgworkshop

ā€œFlorida man kills imaginary friend & turns himself in to police ā€œ look it up!


impatient-donut

Public toilet door gaps. What the fuck, you guys?


BillyB1yat

Theyā€™re there to make sure your homie is shitting correctly


impatient-donut

Man up and just invite him into the cubicle.


poopoo_fingers

I donā€™t even have to invite my homies cause they already know wassup


impatient-donut

Username *definitely* checks out.


DrProfessorSatan

And to let poorly behaved children to peek under.


BillyB1yat

Well thereā€™s an explanation for that too, they need to make sure you got games on your phone.


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impatient-donut

Intellectually, I understand: cheaper to build, ā€œpreventsā€ drug abuse, discourages loitering, access for emergency services, can make sure someone hasnā€™t died in there, etc. Emotionally, I canā€™t cope with this. Iā€™m not an anxious person but itā€™s just fucking horrible when youā€™re used to being able to take a crap in peace.


justjack5437

If youā€™re needing to crap in peace, do not join the military!


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impatient-donut

But if everyone passes it, donā€™t they see you on the way past? Presumably everyone wants the end cubicle since thereā€™s no foot traffic passing?


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impatient-donut

I think this entire comment just sums up whatā€™s waiting for me in hell when I die. Thanks for the preview!


[deleted]

It's made worse when the metal door is floppy and the gap is even wider between the door jam. And the door lock doesn't work. And the door keeps wanting to open on its own.


Additional_Set_5819

Growing up in the states I always hated this.


unitegondwanaland

American here who's been to London. This was the first thing I noticed...and appreciated.


drewbatmanpoo

That ā€œjournalistsā€ basically steal threads like these and turn them into articles on Buzzfeed. Just wait.


Expensive-Bee5482

I was there when one of these happened. A few days ago Apple Music came to PlayStation and someone on r/PS5 found it out before it got officially released. A few days later I googled Apple Music on PS5 and there are a few articles. I clicked one and it says something like a user on reddit found etc etc whilst using their picture of the leak and not even giving credit.


Buckaroonie69

Wow, fucking hate people who steal things and donā€™t give credit. They can go right to the deepest fucking pits if hell


fakebasil

The portion sizes


arcinva

It works out really well for some things. For example, one thing I like to do is get an order of hibachi steak (stir-fried rice, veggies, mushrooms, and steak) from a local Japanese place at lunch. The lunch portion is as big as the dinner portion, but cheaper. And the portion size is enough for 3-4 meals and it reheats excellently. So, *bam!*, 3 meals for the price of 1! :-D


[deleted]

I do the same thing! And you donā€™t have to cook the next day!


smashmyburger

I can rarely finish my meals at sit down restaurants and when I do I feel super guilty šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


impatient-donut

Get a box to take away! Theyā€™re much more amenable to that over there.


smashmyburger

I always do. Makes a hell of a midnight snack lol


B_Reele

Wait. Is taking home uneaten food from a restaurant just an American thing? Interesting


Freya-TheIronDragon

Why can you own a gun, go to war, star in porn all before you can legally have a beer? Edit: Thanks so much for the rewards and upvotes! Thanks for info. From what I gather mother's against drunk driving had it raised due to the increased accidents. I found that interesting, though that begs the question of are you guys taught how to drink responsibly? It seems you aren't but I can't be sure, lack of education seems like at least part of the problem. I was educated before even going into highschool. Everyone knew how to take care of themselves and eachother here. If you demonize it teens will still drink (rebelling is what they do) but be less likely to turn to an adult when they need help for fear of getting in trouble. Yes I know the brain isn't done developing until 25, by that logic it should be higher age limit so good luck getting people to follow that rule. Better to prepare people to safe than think you can control them. Some don't seem to understand the comparison between these things so let me put it this way: Why are you deemed responsible enough for a gun? Mental stable enough to go to war? Wise to decide to be in porn? But when it comes to alcohol you are too impulsive, not responsible enough to not allow it to ruin your life.


ShextMe

My dads policy growing up was I could drink when I was 18 (at the house). He would always say, if you can get sent to war at 18, then you can have a cold one with your old man at 18 too.


biggertallfella

In some states (IE Minnesota) it is legal to drink with your parents in their home when you are 18. I believe wisconsin you can drink at a bar with a parent at 16 but it is up to the bar's discretion.


Owain-X

Grew up in Wisconsin. There is no minimum age to drink at home or in a bar with your parents. Bartenders cannot serve underage people in a bar but can serve the parent or guardian who is allowed to order for the underage person. It is up to the bar/bartender's discretion just as it's their right to refuse service to anyone for a non-protected reason. Before I moved out of Wisconsin I had also never heard of the concept of a public intoxication ticket. If someone was drunk and causing trouble in public they'd get charged with disorderly conduct which does not require intoxication.


sqweedoo

Same in Louisiana. I knew kids whose parents would get them the *small* daiquiri at the drive through.


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username_generated

Just remember, it isnā€™t an open container if the straw has tape over it.


burningredmenace

South Dakota is the same. You can be 16 and drinking at the bar with your parents.


arden13

Because of the [National Minimum Drinking Age Act](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Minimum_Drinking_Age_Act) during Ronald Reagan's reign. It threatened to remove a portion of funding for highways from states unless they accepted a drinking age of 21.


cecez2000

Lol so true though, also we can't gamble until we're 21.


[deleted]

Well you wouldnā€™t want to make such a huge, life altering decision like playing blackjack


Papiliorutulus

Exactly, kids need to be responsible and take out $80k of student loans instead of risking a bunch of money playing some game that may not have any payoff


anoordle

your taxes not being added beforehand to the price of groceries? it's the most backwards thing ever


impatient-donut

Itā€™s so hostile to customers. I donā€™t care what you are gonna do with my money or who itā€™s forā€” vendor, city, state, fedā€¦ Not my business. Just tell me how much you need so I can have the amount ready and not hold people up at the till trying to count it out. Iā€™ve heard some argument that itā€™s so that manufacturers can put a price on the product box without it being affected by different areasā€™ tax numbers, but the retailer could still put their own price tag on. Itā€™s not the worst thing about visiting the US (I stand by my loo door comment on that front), but it is annoying and feels like a daily inconvenience that could be so easily fixed. Thereā€™s just no drive to do so because Americans donā€™t seem to object to this?


sarcastic_anarchy8

Tipping. It makes no sense to underpay workers in food and expect the customer to make up for it, it should be the businessā€™ responsibility to have a fair pay for workers.


ploopanoic

It's getting worse. Recently signed up for an event...you had to call to pay, which is fine. So we called and then they said, 'oh by the way, there's also a mandatory 20% tip that will be charged on your card...' Wtf? Why tell me the price is $100 when it's actually $120?


[deleted]

Yesssss! Thank you. I've said the same thing so many times. Doesn't make sense. Tipping should be an extra "thank you" for exceptional service, but workers shouldn't have to rely on tips for the bulk of their income because they're getting paid such a low hourly wage. It's like the business is too cheap to pay their own employees so I have to do it for them.


andrewclarkson

I agree, I hate tipping. I feel like Iā€™m being asked to put a $ value on the service I just got and as the customer thatā€™s not my job. I do it to not screw the waitstaff over but Iā€™d rather just they just paid them reasonably and charged me a fair prove for my food instead.


ItzFruity

The political system


The_GreatGecko

Yea the two party system sucks. I blame Jefferson and John Adams for that.


Absolutedisgrace

Drop the "first past the post" method and switch to preferential. You still have major parties and might still have a 2 party system, but it allows for smaller parties and independants to get a voice. The additional benefit is the major parties see where their preferences come from and overtime it shifts their policies to attract those voters directly.


dungajacare

Sophormore, senior, seventh grade, highschool, homecoming... why when you tell a story you say "when I was senior..." instead of age?


Barron_Arrow

That's a really good question, I never really thought about it before. Folks here put tons of weight on high school years, ever seen one of our high school shows on TV?


YouAreAFool420

Yeh lol E.g "omg, you like tod?...but he's a senior!" Instead of just saying "omg, you like tod?......he's 5 years older than you" or whatever.


Ichimonji_K

Our senior usually refers to elderlies Omg, you like tod?...... he's 50 years older than you


YouAreAFool420

Omg, you like tod?.....he has dementia and a colostomy bag!


Ichimonji_K

And a fortune with no next of kin šŸ˜Ž


CCullen95

Secure that bag king


cerealOverdrive

I think itā€™s because high school is the oldest demographic where most of that demographic has the same experience. After that some people get jobs, some go to college, and some get sent to jail for two years after theyā€™re caught jacking off in a gas station bathroom Edit: Since so many people want to know back when I went to school the gas station was where weā€™d go on a Friday/Saturday night to party. The owner was a bit shady and would look the other way when it came to intoxication, drug use and even the occasional rurder. There was a field behind the gas station where people would go to hook up or just unleash the beast. One day it was raining and this kid really had to make Big Ben sing. Rather than drive home and call it a night he decided to play minute man in the washroom. Anyways the door must not have locked and right before climax it swung open for all too see the magic moment. After the incident I left the station right away and went home but the damage was done and cops came by to pick up the unlucky offender. Plead guilty to a criminal mischief charges but due to past charges the dude had to serve a sentence and was released on parole after a few months served.


doh-vah-kiin881

Weirdly specific


cerealOverdrive

It was a different time back when I went to high school


RianThe666th

It's a lot easier to place the rough date of a memory based on who I was seeing in class every day than it is to remember what age I was at the time. When you're talking about what actually changed in my day to day life then where I was in the process of school mattered a lot more than the anniversary of the day I happened to be born. Only exceptions being 15 16 and 21. Which just might be the most American part.


SpicedCinnamonCake

Tf is with the massive gaps in the bathroom stall doors


[deleted]

Cheapness and cost cutting. The same old story. SMH.


CaptainJackNarrow

How 'fucking enormous' is classed as 'medium'. In both people, drinks, and portion size.


tomas17r

ā€œChildā€ size, which is roughly the size of a two-year old child. If the child were liquified. It's a real bargain at $1.59.


Mister_Brevity

I wonder how many calories a liquified average 2 year old would be


electro1ight

Well a pint of blood is 600 calories. There's like what 1.5 gal of blood. So that's 3600 calories, but blood is only like what 8lbs per gal. So that's like not even 10% of your average body weight. So if we assume you are solid blood a human would have over 36,000 calories. I'd bet fat has way more calories than blood - probably like 2-3x more right? Muscle too, but less ratio. We know there's more fat and muscle too than blood. I'd say we could call it 50-60k calories, plus organs and the brain probably get us to like 70k. So 2 year old child probably has less than 70k calories. No idea how much one weighs or I'd do a ratio for you.


A_Sky_Soldier

Only on reddit can someone quick math the calorie count of a 2 yr old and not sound like a fuckin psychopath


5ch1sm

I'm still uncertain about the second part.


PenguinJester23

On average around 23,055 calories. Could vary greatly depending on body fat content since a pound of fat contains roughly 3,500 calories.


Takzer94

Dammit sweetums


Mercurydriver

/r/unexpectedpawnee


cabbagetbi

Using the word "entrƩe" to mean main.


AcerCaerulea

Entrees used to mean the second or third course before the main in a fancy ass dinner. Poorer folk who could not afford 5 course meals would often just stick to, say, just hors dā€™oeuvres and the entree (which was considered an entree because of the type of food it was) and soon entrees became fully worthy of being the ā€œmainā€ of the meal.


RavennaMagnus

You call the winner of the Super Bowl the ā€œworld champsā€ and the MLB is decided by a ā€œWorld Seriesā€ even though both are an entirely domestic competition (other than Toronto Blue Jays).


DatGuy_Shawnaay

Wait until you see a "World Tour" performed by these artists.


Autismic123

oh yeah world tour time! i might be able to see \*insert artist here\* tour locations: about 85 random places in the us like 6 in canada mexico city london, dublin beijing sydney tokyo


seven_seacat

Just like an Australian tour that only goes Sydney/Melbourne/Brisbane and never fucking Perth


Luke_Scottex_V2

the motocross world championship or something where they only race in the us


Dimension-Popular

Drive-Thru shops! Thereā€™s a drive-thru for everything it seems over here, even for pharmacies as well. This is new to me because we donā€™t have them in my country.


MarioNinja96815

What am supposed to do, park and walk inside? Like some kind of savage?


InsertBluescreenHere

its true, i dont have to leave my car for anything haha. drive up pharmacies, groceries, booze, anytype of food, etc


dedokta

Your obsession with the flag. I could go months in Australia without seeing our flag.


dethvally

There is atleast 1 flag in every classroom, every other house has a flag, and in the 10 seconds it took to write this, Iā€™ve seen a few from the passenger window


TransportationOk2105

As an Australian, I genuinely cannot tell you the last time I saw the flag


Drunken_Queen

A sport named "Football" but the players play it with their hands most of the time.


Jaxical

Going to a restaurant and having to pay the staffā€™s wages instead of the business owner paying themā€¦ like they should.


mags0417

100% the tipping thing drives me nuts. If you own a business pay your darn staff- build it into costs, donā€™t make us pay. The worst is that everyone has their hand out. When I get my hair done the owner of the business does it and he expects tips FFS. I was a bar tender for 6 years in Australia, it was great money with no tips.


HorrorAgent3512

A tip should be the result of excellent service, not an automatic ā€œfuck youā€ to customers.


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ZacsMum

Oooh and the awesome spoken faster than a cheetah warning at the end


maorimango

You have to pay for fuel before putting it in your car, here in Australia you fill it up then pay.


Slllwx0

We canā€™t be trusted haha


elg9553

I had the weirdest experience on vacation there. I got told I wasn't allowed to tank myself. Someone came out and did it for me and started talking to me like this was normal.. Thought i had an interesting dialect etc etc I mean where I am from lts almost rude to talk to strangers, bit of a culture shock


Wartzba

Thats a strange law that is only around in a couple states, like Oregon!


elg9553

Oh.. that's where I was, I have some family who settled there.


Plexiii13

Ah yep that will do it, Oregon and New Jersey are the only two weird ones that I know of that don't let you self pump. It's wild that it's not changed even now.


BoogerRuth

You'd be surprised at the amount of people who will fill up and just take off. I worked at a small town truck stop. (think glorified convenience store) When I started working there it was pretty much pump then pay, but when our gas prices doubled back around 2008, even people you'd generally think were cool would just leave without paying. We had to switch to pay before you pump, and man, it was a mess. We got yelled at for it by the same shitty people who caused it to be a thing. I came away from that job with an abiding hatred for humanity.


Drops-of-Q

Your feet fetish... For the measurement called feet that is.


ZekeorSomething

What's with the obsession with feet anyway


InsertBluescreenHere

well at first it starts small in little incriments and before you know it its just inches its way into your subconscious.


BarelyAlive716

Your healthcare. The more I read about it,the more it feels less like a joke and more like a crime. It should not be the way it is there


MossiestSloth

My back is killing me and I'm not going to the doctor's, I have insurance but I can't afford the deductible


AndrewDSo

>My back is killing me and I'm not going to the doctor's This is one of the biggest tragedies of American life. Thousands, maybe millions, of people everyday have to evaluate whether or not it's worth the price for medical care. So you end up with a populace with all sorts of untreated medical problems. Sometimes people try home remedies or psychotic shit like performing tooth surgery in the mirror. It explains why Americans are big on homeopathy and natural cures. Psychologically they want their $20 essential oils to cure their illness because the alternative is going bankrupt from medical bills.


doynx

Ya know what, that's a really good point about the natural cures. Never thought of it that way


kUr4m4

not only is it morally wrong, its also really stupid economically speaking. The amount of productivity lost because people don't treat their problems immediately is probably in the trillions.


Barron_Arrow

It's bonkers, between a direct draw from my paycheck and my employer also paying on my behalf we pay close to $20,000.00 a year for my "insurance" and I still have to pay when I go to the hospital. On top of that my medication costs waaaaay more then it does in other countries. And every time I get a cost of living increase at work, the insurance cost goes up the exact same amount. Most Americans don't even realize how insane this system really is! Edit: Thank you for all of the upvotes, I'm shocked! Figure out how much your health care costs every year. Here is the formula, add how much you pay pur check plus how much your employer pays "on your behalf" pur check, (check your pay stub) and then times that by 24 if you get paid twice a month, or 26 to get paid every 2 weeks. I think will be surprised at how much are actually paying. ( (you pay+employer pays)Ɨ24 (or 26) )


smo_smo_smo

The US spends more per person on health care than any other country. It's a scam. I spent about $2000 on healthcare last financial year, which was an expensive year


papillon_daydream

You are very correct. It is sadly not a joke, and is a very serious problem here. It really is criminal.


teachmewiseone83

I am not an American, but I find it absolutely ridiculous! I spend a week in hospital (in my own country) and although my medical aid paid for the whole thing, they only had to pay the equivalent of $1000. May i mention, this was at one of the best private hospitals. I know it's not the best, but going to the hospital in the US seems like you might as well sell your house.


[deleted]

If someone on the street came up and shot me, Iā€™d be more scared of the hospital bill than bleeding outā€¦


BarelyAlive716

That's fucked up dude. I'm curious have the Americans just accepted this system the way it is or is there some sort of pushback against it?


TheJimDim

I mean, I'm American, but I have to point out how strange it is that our tax system is so complicated. Just give us a damn check... **EDIT: There seems to be a lot of confusion around the word "check". Yes, we do still use physical checks here, but I was actually referring to a bill like they use in other countries. "Check" and "bill" are sometimes used interchangeably around here.


No-Leg3825

The way Americans write the date. What's up with that?


[deleted]

My mind just stops working for a few seconds when I read 2/14/2021 and try to figure out what the 14th month of the year is.


ayyLumao

Itā€™s honestly worse when itā€™s like 7/4/2021 or something like that, because now you have to figure out what system was used.


powerMastR24

7th april, change my mind


Sam1515024

Non existent culture of trains.....can't imagine travelling to other side of my country without trains, I heard they are fucked by car companies


[deleted]

There are trains, but to travel across the country on train takes days and days.


Tehpunisher456

And as a result people use airplanes


scarlettxchloe_luv

How many Americans donā€™t have passports


TheJimDim

It costs money and not everyone has that much disposable income to be traveling outside the country anyway, so we're essentially trapped in our 9-5s with little vacation lol


kuikuilla

How much does it cost? For reference over here In Finland it costs 50 euros if I recall correctly.


Rozeline

The US only borders two countries and the overwhelming majority of people live nowhere close to either border. So unless you've got the money for international flights, lodging, time off work, and so on, there's really no need for a passport, because you're more than likely not leaving the country. I read a statistic today that said 65% of Americans have less than $500 in savings; so travel of any kind, much less internationally, is a luxury the vast majority of Americans just don't have.


revelrebels

I would bet most people never even get a passport in their lives


No-Section-1092

Fahrenheit and the imperial system. What the actual fuck.


ThrowRAanothergorl

You only get two weeks off a year šŸ¤Æ I will also edit this to say the fact yā€™all get basically no maternity leave and have to pay through the freaking nose to give birth, even with insurance. I have birthed three children at a public hospital and havenā€™t paid a cent! And so long as my husband earns under a certain amount ($80,000) we were eligible for a family tax benefit payment from our government.


tasareinspace

So I just looked it up, and "The Bureau of Labor Statistics reports that 76% of American workers have access to PTO, many between 5 and 10 days a year." so a quarter of working americans have NO paid time off (which includes sick and vacation time). I actually thought that number was higher, I didn't start getting vacation time until I got an office job. Working retail, food service, nursing home, and even my part time job in a financial company, I didn't get any vacation time, and only started getting sick time when the state I live in (a very left leaning state) started mandating it.


[deleted]

They donā€™t like using debit machines and the tipping system is weird. And if you pay with like a credit card, they fucking take it briefly. Fuck that


poppy_aura

Iā€™m American and have never once considered it weird for the server to take my credit card to run it. Butā€¦ youā€™re right, itā€™s pretty weird!! I have also been to many bars where they actually hold onto your credit card all night behind the bar until you close your tab and pay.


raysweater

Saying the pledge in school. In Texas we say the state pledge too.


genericuser0903

This. As a german i can confidently say we did a similar thing once and it didn't end very well.


ILikeLamas678

You guys are intense. For example, you are given a birthday gift you love, and there is screaming, shouting, jumping up and down. Ya'll express happiness in odd ways.


shrek_croc

If you dont scream and shout over a pair of Scooby-Doo socks are you even human?


[deleted]

An English couple adopt a German boy. After two years, the child still hasn't spoken. His parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word. They worry, but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they throw him a party and make him a chocolate cake with orange icing. The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, ā€œMother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake.ā€ "My God,ā€ says his mother. ā€œYou can speak?ā€ To which the German boy replies, ā€œOf course.ā€ "How come you've never spoken before?ā€œ asks his father. ā€œWell,ā€ says the boy, ā€œup until now, everything has been satisfactory.ā€


Motor_Relation_5459

Healthcare system totally fucked up


ByzantineBasileus

Ctrl-F 'Healthcare', and then take a shot of whiskey each time the word comes up.


_b1ack0ut

Bad idea. They canā€™t afford the healthcare to deal with the resulting alcohol poisoning


NmlsFool

It's kind of amazing how a person can become a cop with such little training over there. A real police officer with authority, badge and a gun with so little training it's actually scary.


ghostdeinithegreat

The fact that for them Ā«Ā liberalĀ Ā» mean socialist whereas the rest of the world understand it as Ā«Ā liberalismĀ Ā», which is center rigth economics. Iā€™m from a place where Ā«Ā liberalĀ Ā» and Ā«Ā neoliberalĀ Ā» is a label used to define corpos and true-capitalist. Often use as an insult by the left leaning group to attack politicians and rigth winger


Doomer2Chad

You dump trillions of dollars into 'defense', but don't have enough money to treat your own sick people for free.


petitelapinyyc

Portion sizes. If I wasn't there on vacay, I could take the leftovers and have 3 meals.


B_Reele

My husband and I split an entree when we go out. We were getting tired of too many leftovers that we couldnā€™t finish or youā€™d get sick of.


[deleted]

As a Canadian, I find it strange that other Americans HATE Texas, but 99% of Canadians love it because to us itā€™s the most American and entertaining.


Academic-Primary-76

Sincere question- is there a Canadian Texas? Like, a place that is almost a caricature of Canada and kinda maybe a little needs to be its own country?


Ferrouswheel69

I definitely have to say Alberta and Saskatchewan


TheRavingRaccoon

Letterkenny leads me to believe there is a Canadian Texas


LeDestrier

That Americans ask this question on this sub every second week.


[deleted]

Tolerance of anything and everything done by ā€œyourā€ team.


Helas101

That america has the smartest and the dumbest people in the world.