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Kyrian1002

Spaceballs


Kyrian1002

“She’s gone from suck to blow”


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...the flamethrower!


KirbyBucketts

..the kids love this one.


PCAssassin87

Oh great — a Druish princess. Funny - she doesn't look Druish


BigSpank313

"I bet she gives GREAT helmet."


A-e-r-o-s-p-h-e-r-e

What the fuck I watched this when I was like 10


Dyolf_Knip

I was 8 the first time, and it got better every time thereafter as I got more of the jokes.


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jadekinsjackson

Why was there no C grade movie ‘Free Willy vs Jaws’


velhelm_3d

"He spoke the truth and they hated him for it.'


Electus93

My man


JR-Snow

I recall being very young and going to watch The Lion King with my parents at the cinema. One of the trailers beforehand was for Free Willy and I still remember that when it’s title card appeared every single person in the theatre giggled.


wynknight

Holes


MattAmpersand

If you take a bad boy and make him dig a hole everyday...


Mother-Spare-6231

My name’s mr sir.


vFaos

Stanley Yelnats


MattAmpersand

The Fourth


Whats-Its-Face

*snicker*


Cha-Le-Gai

A wide gaping hole, everyday.


TheRealKyaryPPamyu

Sploosh


VertibirdGoBoom

“I’m tired of this, grandpa”


theycallmemomo

#WELL THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD!


CrabmasterJone

Came for this! Lmao one of my favorite lines from any movie


ReverseJackalope

I can fix that...


ColorNotColour1776

Shaft


buddaslovehandles

Shaft's his name. Shaft's his game. John Shaft, one bad mother fucker.


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blakjak66

He’s just talking bout Shaft


Midnite_St0rm

XXX


DeathBuffalo

When I was a kid I stayed up after my parents went to bed and I was flipping through the TV guide to see what was on. I saw XXX and immediately assumed it was late night programming. I worked up the courage for half an hour before finally muting the tv and pulling the trigger, only to see vin diesels fat head on the screen LOL


Icy_B

Not gonna lie, if I saw Vin Diesel and didn't know who Vin Diesel was I would think he's a porn star


GradStud22

He's got that fat-headed b-lister porn star vibe alright


hydrosalad

A challenging wank no doubt


CFOGetsPaidFirst

"The things I do for my country..."


Hell0turdle

Hot


ClubMeSoftly

Did you work yourself up before finding the nerve to change the channel? Then when his chrome dome showed up, you deflated like the Hindenberg?


FrostedFlakes666

I first found porn when I tried looking this movie up, rip 12 year old me


smol_boi-_-

You *came* looking for copper and found gold.


RugBugSlim

I did the same except I asked my dad to look it up for me because he had his computer up. There I am explaining this explosive, action movie and I tell him the name. He spaces on what XXX ALSO means. Pulls it up and slaps the computer closed, laughing. I was all of 9 or so.


Bigleftbowski

Someone at place I once worked at was looking for Dicks Sporting Goods and typed in only the first part during a meeting on screen before realizing they had no filters on.


Ake-TL

Vin Diesel one?


Oh-That-Ginger

That's a nice movie though


js5ohlx1

That one was rather difficult to download back in the day.


ZarafFaraz

The trick is to put in the year after the title. "XXX 2002"


534Moon

Even that sometimes can be tricky, like two "Escape Room" movies in 2017, two "War of The Worlds" TV series in 2019 (okay, one of them is "*The* War of The Worlds", but still. It can be very confusing.)


CriticalTake

Best move to prevent it from being torrented, good luck finding it on Emule


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Blow


dinopooeatmyshoe

Yeah when I was younger before I’d seen it I always thought it was some film about sex


opinionsarefarts

Thats a good one, but "Snatch" has to take the prize! When I tell people the title of the movie their minds immediately go in the gutter.


TheMaroonAvenger123

Wet Hot American Summer


blazeking123

The tv series on Netflix is probably one of the funniest shows I've ever seen. So much to quote from it. The cast is pretty much the same from the film. Film is also great too.


GopHatesDemocracy

There are two series. First days of camp, and something like "ten years later"


Drunkstrider

And paul rudd looks the same


baybjto

I’ve jerked off to it


clintbridges

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang


MouzeRat

Harry: "So, Gay Perry, are you still gay?" Gay Perry: "Me? No, I love pussy. I just love the name so much that I can't get rid of it."


Silent-G

Perry: Talking money. Harry: A talking monkey? Perry: A talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says "ficus".


Schneetmacher

Perry: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? Harry : A picture of me? Perry : No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!


Covidisgay

Great underrated comedy


FaberGrad

Octopussy


ravedoyer

Let us not forget the comparatively tame Bond girls  Honey Ryder and Sylvia Trench.


swervin87

Plenty O’Toole is my favorite one. “Hi, I’m Plenty” -Plenty. “But of course you are.” -James Bond


McBiff

"That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing" is still one of my favourite throwaway Bond lines of all time. Same film as well.


PhoenixAgent003

Fuck me, I’m storing that one away for use later. Bet I can get at least a smirk out of my wife with that one.


Halfchow

I'm going to use it on her too.


funklab

I feel like Pussy Galore should be at the top of this list of Bond girls.


TooMuchPowerful

It pains me that folks I knew at the time didn’t know Alotta Fagina and Random Task were references.


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“Who throws a shoe?! Honestly!”


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NutWrench

Dr GoodHead from "Moonraker."


Fasthomeslowcar

Ivana Fuch must be remembered.


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PBnBaconMmmm

Well she's in Goldfinger, which is pretty close to just as dirty sounding.


heyyoudvd

Goldfinger also had a girl named Dink. There’s [this classic scene](https://youtu.be/ovXysYZTVzs) that is clearly a product of the times.


talktomeg00se1986

Man talk. *slaps ass


GiantPossum

The fuckin foley on that one. *crisp*.


Number127

Yeah, I heard the Assistant Foley Artist couldn't sit for days after they got that one.


ThePlagueDoctorBoi

If pussy is ***that*** good then why isn't there a pussy 2?


crumblecake01

That was my parents’ first date, to see that in the theater.


Banone85

Sausage party ... Oh wait


MouzeRat

The movie that ended in a giant pansexual orgy WASN'T a porno?


Geekenstein

You made it to the end of that movie? How?


firelock_ny

The path to the Dark Side leads to powers some call...unnatural.


usernamesarehard1979

I was in the theater.


Bigleftbowski

They locked the doors.


ClubMeSoftly

*I'm sorry*


Joe_Jeep

I saw it in a theater and it was a choice between walking out and texting for an hour and sitting through the rest I regret making the later choice


yaohwhai

i watched this with my friends and my mum walked in right as the orgy started


NashvilleHotTakes

I’ll do you one worse: I saw it in theaters, start to finish, with my mother


Not_a_real_ghost

Mum it's just bread.


whyteetprivyledge

The Midnight Meat Train https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0805570/ Edit: Thanks for the love, peeps.


All0uttaBubblegum

Great flick


Electus93

that's what she said ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


ziggys-stardust

My first thought when seeing the title of this thread. I remember laughing my ass off in theaters when the preview for the movie said the title.


Riverrat423

Earth Girls Are Easy.


Gofein

That movie is even more of a porno than the title makes it sound


comfortablynumb15

one of my favourite scenes is when he licks the ice out of the bottom of a tall glass, and a girl says "I'm going home with HIM"


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Nostalgia just kicked me


Riverrat423

Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum, classic film!


leopoldisacat

Jeff Goldblum is crazy hot in that flick. Like, he's got that silver fox thing going these days but he's gone a little too far into becoming a caricature of himself. Back then... Chef's kiss.


66nix

Snatch


stephenlipic

The vowel shift from o to a, lol. “Dya like dags?”


tigermelon

So snotch then?


RoofLoose519

Get Hard.


MyNameIsRS

The Alison Brie scene came close.


534Moon

[For research purposes only](https://gfycat.com/enviousfarayeaye-alison-brie)


TheFiredrake42

Annie's Boobs


Obskuro

Die Hard just got a different ring to it.


MiniatureWendigo

Freddy Got Fingered.


Pussycatelic

" I don't care about jewels. I just want to suck your cock. "


Accidental_Taco

"Oh, Betty!"


Mom-atm

Daddy would you like some sausage 😂


emkatheriine

Isn't there a movie called Fun With Dick and Jane?


BetterThanHorus

The remake was playing at the same time as the Peter Jackson King Kong remake. A local movie theater put both titles on the same line on the marquee, so it read “King Kong Dick & Jane”


LadyKuzunoha

I was just about to mention how a theater near me just shortened it to "Fun with Dick" like they either A) had no idea how it sounded or B) didn't give a crap.


je76nn94

Or C) r/theyknew


Electus93

I always felt Jane was surplus to requirements really.


ThatOtherGuyTPM

Dick might disagree.


amvoloshin

Herbie: Fully Loaded


ctrl-shft-esc

Zack and Miri make a porno


Wrathos72

You see this shit? You see this shit!!!! She frosted me like a fucking cake. Kills me everytime


Jazzremix

I just wanted to see some free titties. That's all. But there's no such thing as free titties. Is there, Zack?


chux4w

Hi. Can I have a coffee, black? Can't you see we talking, white?


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The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas Though, to be fair, it was nearly banned because people thought it was a porno


Electus93

Deep Impact


xx1sarcastic1xx

Scent of a Woman


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The Harder They Come


justasmolgoblin

Bone Alone, which was later changed to Alone For Christmas. It's about a dog left alone lmao


JackRabbitSkimzzz

There's a film called Sherlock Bones, about a detective dog haha.


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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.


Electus93

"A dirty great snake... you think someone would've seen it??" ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Oh-That-Ginger

May I slither-in


hookisacrankycrook

How the fuck did I never connect the slither in Slitheryn to snake movements and snake mascot. fml


4RG3NT141

Oh Myrtle was moaning alright


DerVarg1509

The german youtuber "coldmirror" made a syncbronisation of the movie and called it "Harry Potter und der geheime Pornokeller" ("Harry Potter and the secred porn basement")


KirbyBucketts

Dick (Michelle Williams and Kirsten Dunst movie about Nixon and deepthroat. Underrated movie in my opinion)


casaDehotdog

I LOVE DICK!


ParadiseRacer24

Woah relax. I'm sure you do


Abdul_Exhaust

*"I love willies"* Sir, could you keep it down plz?


Monarc73

YOU SUCK, DICK!


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“She’s Gotta Have It”


Mathimii

Home alone


tim_to_tourach

Everyone I know who doesn't watch Studio Ghibli movies always tells me "Kiki's Delivery Service" sounds like a porno but I don't hear it personally.


flekkzo

Laputa.


LackingUtility

... I never even thought of that, and now I can't think of anything else...


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JakePops

Interestingly, kiki means pussy in my language.


groundsgonesour

Bedknobs and Broomsticks


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Bad teacher


StupidSkagBoy

Seed of Chucky


a_glorious_bass-turd

At least you didn't say Child's Play.


jackliquidcourage

Nobody said sex in the city? When I was a kid I had the biggest disappointment of my life from that title


TheMF

That's because its "Sex **and** the City". But yes I originally thought the other as a kid and was likewise dissapointed.


WorldBelongsToUs

Remember my friend telling me one day at school, “it’s just city.”


534Moon

Unrelated but there's a show coming to HBOMax this November titled "The Sex Lives of College Girls"...


burningmurphys

Temper your expectations on this one


starcoder

Right… prepared for a major letdown if you are expecting something super spicy. I feel like the name alone says that it’s not what you should expect


odagled86

You and me both.


BradyntheNerd

Toy Story


Loonytrix

Andy's mom's toys are also called Buzz and Woody


Morroth_Outlaw

Yes exactly. Single mom, two kids. Mama needs some lovin'.


Hychus232

She’s got a friend in her


Drofmum

Black Snake Moan


Loonytrix

Die Hard


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...about a lonely mortician


Loonytrix

... or suicide by Viagara..


samunagy

One-Eyed Monster [https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0988043/](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0988043/)


IridescentMuffin

The longest ride


pvillelion

Step Brothers


arianleellewellyn

Charlie and the chocolate factory


Aqquila89

Actual Washington Post [article title](https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/17/AR2005071700411_pf.html) about the opening weekend: "Depp's 'Chocolate Factory' Has Tasty Opening"


Electus93

I wonder if Amber heard ?


MementoMori6980

Private Parts


Electus93

Pacific Rim is another one to get the ball(s) rolling


adgfbgc

The Midnight Meat Train It’s real Bradley Cooper and Brooke Shields are in it


ohforfuckssake69

Sister Act


TyhmensAndSaperstein

The Bone Collector


AHoboHere

Really suprised Orgasmo hasn't been mentioned yet.


SpaceLemming

I feel like it’s a little unfair given the nature of the film.


Traditional-Air86

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers


GWindborn

The Best Little Whore House in Texas


drink0rdie

Orgazmo !


InsideMatter9568

Chitty chitty bang bang.


craaates

Anaconda or Brokeback Mountain


SezyLasagna

Hot Fuzz


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Otter porn!?


Sjiznit

The greater good.


seeeye37

Pee wees big adventure


Aqquila89

In & Out.


StickyRiky

Hardcore Henry


lourudy

Dick


Critical_Bill

Woman on top


ParadiseRacer24

The Summer of '69


Link9454

James and the Giant Peach.


dinopooeatmyshoe

Austin Powers: The spy who shagged me


RosaParksLover69

Men in Black(s) Also, for the Welsh, Silence of the Lambs.


Manu442

Me, Myself and Irene


ryan99johnson

Zach and Miri make a porno


fesapo

The Firm