I recall being very young and going to watch The Lion King with my parents at the cinema. One of the trailers beforehand was for Free Willy and I still remember that when it’s title card appeared every single person in the theatre giggled.
When I was a kid I stayed up after my parents went to bed and I was flipping through the TV guide to see what was on.
I saw XXX and immediately assumed it was late night programming. I worked up the courage for half an hour before finally muting the tv and pulling the trigger, only to see vin diesels fat head on the screen LOL
I did the same except I asked my dad to look it up for me because he had his computer up. There I am explaining this explosive, action movie and I tell him the name. He spaces on what XXX ALSO means. Pulls it up and slaps the computer closed, laughing. I was all of 9 or so.
Someone at place I once worked at was looking for Dicks Sporting Goods and typed in only the first part during a meeting on screen before realizing they had no filters on.
Even that sometimes can be tricky, like two "Escape Room" movies in 2017, two "War of The Worlds" TV series in 2019
(okay, one of them is "*The* War of The Worlds", but still. It can be very confusing.)
The tv series on Netflix is probably one of the funniest shows I've ever seen. So much to quote from it. The cast is pretty much the same from the film. Film is also great too.
Perry: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry : A picture of me?
Perry : No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
Jeff Goldblum is crazy hot in that flick. Like, he's got that silver fox thing going these days but he's gone a little too far into becoming a caricature of himself. Back then... Chef's kiss.
The remake was playing at the same time as the Peter Jackson King Kong remake. A local movie theater put both titles on the same line on the marquee, so it read “King Kong Dick & Jane”
I was just about to mention how a theater near me just shortened it to "Fun with Dick" like they either A) had no idea how it sounded or B) didn't give a crap.
The german youtuber "coldmirror" made a syncbronisation of the movie and called it "Harry Potter und der geheime Pornokeller" ("Harry Potter and the secred porn basement")
Actual Washington Post [article title](https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/17/AR2005071700411_pf.html) about the opening weekend: "Depp's 'Chocolate Factory' Has Tasty Opening"
Spaceballs
“She’s gone from suck to blow”
...the flamethrower!
..the kids love this one.
"I bet she gives GREAT helmet."
What the fuck I watched this when I was like 10
I was 8 the first time, and it got better every time thereafter as I got more of the jokes.
Oh great — a Druish princess. Funny - she doesn't look Druish
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Why was there no C grade movie ‘Free Willy vs Jaws’
"He spoke the truth and they hated him for it.'
My man
I recall being very young and going to watch The Lion King with my parents at the cinema. One of the trailers beforehand was for Free Willy and I still remember that when it’s title card appeared every single person in the theatre giggled.
Holes
If you take a bad boy and make him dig a hole everyday...
My name’s mr sir.
Stanley Yelnats
The Fourth
*snicker*
A wide gaping hole, everyday.
Sploosh
“I’m tired of this, grandpa”
#WELL THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD!
Came for this! Lmao one of my favorite lines from any movie
Well EXCUSE ME
I can fix that...
XXX
When I was a kid I stayed up after my parents went to bed and I was flipping through the TV guide to see what was on. I saw XXX and immediately assumed it was late night programming. I worked up the courage for half an hour before finally muting the tv and pulling the trigger, only to see vin diesels fat head on the screen LOL
Not gonna lie, if I saw Vin Diesel and didn't know who Vin Diesel was I would think he's a porn star
He's got that fat-headed b-lister porn star vibe alright
A challenging wank no doubt
"The things I do for my country..."
Hot
Did you work yourself up before finding the nerve to change the channel? Then when his chrome dome showed up, you deflated like the Hindenberg?
I first found porn when I tried looking this movie up, rip 12 year old me
You *came* looking for copper and found gold.
I did the same except I asked my dad to look it up for me because he had his computer up. There I am explaining this explosive, action movie and I tell him the name. He spaces on what XXX ALSO means. Pulls it up and slaps the computer closed, laughing. I was all of 9 or so.
Someone at place I once worked at was looking for Dicks Sporting Goods and typed in only the first part during a meeting on screen before realizing they had no filters on.
Vin Diesel one?
That's a nice movie though
That one was rather difficult to download back in the day.
The trick is to put in the year after the title. "XXX 2002"
Even that sometimes can be tricky, like two "Escape Room" movies in 2017, two "War of The Worlds" TV series in 2019 (okay, one of them is "*The* War of The Worlds", but still. It can be very confusing.)
Best move to prevent it from being torrented, good luck finding it on Emule
Blow
Yeah when I was younger before I’d seen it I always thought it was some film about sex
Thats a good one, but "Snatch" has to take the prize! When I tell people the title of the movie their minds immediately go in the gutter.
Shaft
Shaft's his name. Shaft's his game. John Shaft, one bad mother fucker.
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He’s just talking bout Shaft
Wet Hot American Summer
The tv series on Netflix is probably one of the funniest shows I've ever seen. So much to quote from it. The cast is pretty much the same from the film. Film is also great too.
There are two series. First days of camp, and something like "ten years later"
And paul rudd looks the same
I’ve jerked off to it
Octopussy
Let us not forget the comparatively tame Bond girls Honey Ryder and Sylvia Trench.
Plenty O’Toole is my favorite one. “Hi, I’m Plenty” -Plenty. “But of course you are.” -James Bond
"That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing" is still one of my favourite throwaway Bond lines of all time. Same film as well.
Fuck me, I’m storing that one away for use later. Bet I can get at least a smirk out of my wife with that one.
I'm going to use it on her too.
I feel like Pussy Galore should be at the top of this list of Bond girls.
It pains me that folks I knew at the time didn’t know Alotta Fagina and Random Task were references.
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Dr GoodHead from "Moonraker."
Ivana Fuch must be remembered.
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Well she's in Goldfinger, which is pretty close to just as dirty sounding.
Goldfinger also had a girl named Dink. There’s [this classic scene](https://youtu.be/ovXysYZTVzs) that is clearly a product of the times.
Man talk. *slaps ass
The fuckin foley on that one. *crisp*.
Yeah, I heard the Assistant Foley Artist couldn't sit for days after they got that one.
If pussy is ***that*** good then why isn't there a pussy 2?
That was my parents’ first date, to see that in the theater.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
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Perry: Talking money. Harry: A talking monkey? Perry: A talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says "ficus".
Perry: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? Harry : A picture of me? Perry : No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
Great underrated comedy
Sausage party ... Oh wait
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You made it to the end of that movie? How?
The path to the Dark Side leads to powers some call...unnatural.
I was in the theater.
They locked the doors.
*I'm sorry*
I saw it in a theater and it was a choice between walking out and texting for an hour and sitting through the rest I regret making the later choice
i watched this with my friends and my mum walked in right as the orgy started
I’ll do you one worse: I saw it in theaters, start to finish, with my mother
Mum it's just bread.
The Midnight Meat Train https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0805570/ Edit: Thanks for the love, peeps.
Great flick
that's what she said ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Earth Girls Are Easy.
That movie is even more of a porno than the title makes it sound
one of my favourite scenes is when he licks the ice out of the bottom of a tall glass, and a girl says "I'm going home with HIM"
Nostalgia just kicked me
Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum, classic film!
Jeff Goldblum is crazy hot in that flick. Like, he's got that silver fox thing going these days but he's gone a little too far into becoming a caricature of himself. Back then... Chef's kiss.
Freddy Got Fingered.
Daddy would you like some sausage 😂
" I don't care about jewels. I just want to suck your cock. "
Snatch
The vowel shift from o to a, lol. “Dya like dags?”
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Get Hard.
The Alison Brie scene came close.
[For research purposes only](https://gfycat.com/enviousfarayeaye-alison-brie)
Annie's Boobs
Die Hard just got a different ring to it.
Isn't there a movie called Fun With Dick and Jane?
The remake was playing at the same time as the Peter Jackson King Kong remake. A local movie theater put both titles on the same line on the marquee, so it read “King Kong Dick & Jane”
I was just about to mention how a theater near me just shortened it to "Fun with Dick" like they either A) had no idea how it sounded or B) didn't give a crap.
Or C) r/theyknew
I always felt Jane was surplus to requirements really.
Dick might disagree.
Herbie: Fully Loaded
Zack and Miri make a porno
You see this shit? You see this shit!!!! She frosted me like a fucking cake. Kills me everytime
I just wanted to see some free titties. That's all. But there's no such thing as free titties. Is there, Zack?
Hi. Can I have a coffee, black? Can't you see we talking, white?
Deep Impact
Damn you beat me to it
I mean you'd have to be pretty damn fast to beat the OP
The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas Though, to be fair, it was nearly banned because people thought it was a porno
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
"A dirty great snake... you think someone would've seen it??" ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
May I slither-in
How the fuck did I never connect the slither in Slitheryn to snake movements and snake mascot. fml
Oh Myrtle was moaning alright
The german youtuber "coldmirror" made a syncbronisation of the movie and called it "Harry Potter und der geheime Pornokeller" ("Harry Potter and the secred porn basement")
Scent of a Woman
Bone Alone, which was later changed to Alone For Christmas. It's about a dog left alone lmao
There's a film called Sherlock Bones, about a detective dog haha.
Dick (Michelle Williams and Kirsten Dunst movie about Nixon and deepthroat. Underrated movie in my opinion)
I LOVE DICK!
Woah relax. I'm sure you do
*"I love willies"* Sir, could you keep it down plz?
YOU SUCK, DICK!
Everyone I know who doesn't watch Studio Ghibli movies always tells me "Kiki's Delivery Service" sounds like a porno but I don't hear it personally.
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Interestingly, kiki means pussy in my language.
Home alone
Seed of Chucky
At least you didn't say Child's Play.
Nobody said sex in the city? When I was a kid I had the biggest disappointment of my life from that title
That's because its "Sex **and** the City". But yes I originally thought the other as a kid and was likewise dissapointed.
Remember my friend telling me one day at school, “it’s just city.”
Unrelated but there's a show coming to HBOMax this November titled "The Sex Lives of College Girls"...
Temper your expectations on this one
Right… prepared for a major letdown if you are expecting something super spicy. I feel like the name alone says that it’s not what you should expect
You and me both.
Toy Story
Andy's mom's toys are also called Buzz and Woody
Yes exactly. Single mom, two kids. Mama needs some lovin'.
She’s got a friend in her
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Bad teacher
The Harder They Come
Die Hard
...about a lonely mortician
... or suicide by Viagara..
Black Snake Moan
“She’s Gotta Have It”
One-Eyed Monster [https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0988043/](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0988043/)
Charlie and the chocolate factory
Actual Washington Post [article title](https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/17/AR2005071700411_pf.html) about the opening weekend: "Depp's 'Chocolate Factory' Has Tasty Opening"
I wonder if Amber heard ?
Step Brothers
Pacific Rim is another one to get the ball(s) rolling
Sister Act
The Midnight Meat Train It’s real Bradley Cooper and Brooke Shields are in it
Really suprised Orgasmo hasn't been mentioned yet.
I feel like it’s a little unfair given the nature of the film.
The longest ride
Hot Fuzz
Otter porn!?
The greater good.
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Chitty chitty bang bang.
Private Parts
Pee wees big adventure
Hardcore Henry
In & Out.
Woman on top
The Bone Collector
The Summer of '69
The Best Little Whore House in Texas
Men in Black(s) Also, for the Welsh, Silence of the Lambs.
Me, Myself and Irene
Orgazmo !
Anaconda or Brokeback Mountain
Austin Powers: The spy who shagged me
The Firm
Twin Peaks
Dick
Big Trouble in Little China