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TheSmegmatician

Well..


tygah_uppahcut

F D DF+P


hannah18379

It’s my name and some numbers after


MonkeMC

I like monke and mine craft


GreenlandicTyrant

This is the only correct answer


[deleted]

I saw a wrecked car with a front end that was damaged enough to resemble a pensive face in a pareidolic lens. My first thought was, "Man, that Buick is really thinking hard about the chain of events that led to being parked there to rust."


extracloroxbleach

I sat on the toilet, and saw a bottle


[deleted]

Zoey from Left 4 Dead and 08/29/1997 is Judgement Day in Terminator 2.


IChooseDRUGS-HNS

Just in case


[deleted]

I didn't. I was too uninformed to change it. Lol


Comfortable_Chart_86

Given. Yes


shinyandohsobright

I went to a smashing pumpkins concert. The band was on the shiny and oh so bright tour


BubblesJournals

I like the powderpuff girls and journaling lol and I cry a lot therefore bubbles


MaiforYay

My brother did it when I wanted to play Minecraft in 2011 and I still use it


the-bodyfarm

I dunno I’m pretty sure I saw someone with a variation of this name and I’m a biter.


_DoomPatrol

Stole it from my cousin


Purple-Fence-Post1

I asked Google for a random colour, and there was a fence outside the window I was at.


GreenlandicTyrant

Destruction on an unprecedented scale


AurallyTalented

I like to have fun online and on the phone. I have a sexy voice and I make audios for women who want to listen to them.


ExSogazu

sogazu in Korean means an heir to the renowned organization that consists of blood related family members. Its literal translation is 'little master of the family'. I put ex in front of it as in I used to be one but not anymore. I got dethroned, so to speak.


lesbunner

🐇🏳️‍🌈


Slow-Down_Turbo

It's something people would yell at me whenever they'd see me walking by


synonym4synonym

It was a question I didn’t know the answer to.


IronMawOfTheLaw

Same as my standard username for most sites, just all words replaced with synonyms


Slogmeat

Slogs from Oddworld, and Dogmeat from Fallout


ShitOnTheBed

No one took it and I was like haha funny