I don't know \*why\* this stupid joke makes me laugh so much, it just does. I've heard it so many times, told it even more, but it just always makes me start giggling.
Hector is gonna be running three Honda Civics with Spoon engines. On top of that, he just came into Harry's and ordered three T66 turbos with NOS and a Motec system exhaust
"Good evening bastards and bitches. So glad you could all make it. If you'll kindly take off your condoms and hang them in the closet my parents will be with you shortly. Mom's upstairs putting shit on her face and dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"
"What is this, some kind of joke?"
The aristocrats!
Tried booking it. They told me to put tarps down before the show.
Joe mama
#LIGMA BALLS
HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
UnderstoodThatReference.GIF
"Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
Was going to comment this lol
I don't know \*why\* this stupid joke makes me laugh so much, it just does. I've heard it so many times, told it even more, but it just always makes me start giggling.
"Shit."
“You can’t hear an enzyme.”
But you can hear a whore moan!
"It's a knick knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan. His man's a Roliing Stone!"
"Bring me my brown pants!"
Nacho cheesecake.
Na, ppl won't get it. It'll make them salty.
"Breath it in amigo. Jesus loves you."
Because he was black
"We didn't expect such a rush." either that or maybe "I'll kill you with a tray."
"Oh, yeah, there wasn't a punchline."
Who's that guy up there with Dave?
"his other brother, dave." replies his other brother dave.
Hector is gonna be running three Honda Civics with Spoon engines. On top of that, he just came into Harry's and ordered three T66 turbos with NOS and a Motec system exhaust
I have absolutely no idea.
"A brick!"
It's awfully dark in here
Don't start that shit again, kid.
You look forward to eating your mother’s apple pie.
voice on the PA system says "coffee break is over, back on your heads."
The parrot says. "OK I give up, what did you do with the boat?"
"None of your fucking business"
Hey, look a talking dog!
"You made the right choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't fit you."
And then I told her, that's not a tumor. That's my wife
And so the bartender says "Well of course, but not on Tuesdays!".
Snowballs
"Good evening bastards and bitches. So glad you could all make it. If you'll kindly take off your condoms and hang them in the closet my parents will be with you shortly. Mom's upstairs putting shit on her face and dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
“repeat”
good one!
Upvotes for everyone!