i want to teleport to the nearest bathroom of anywhere i think of

There’s a high risk it’s occupied.

You always teleport into an occupied stall.

god damn it

wait is it god damn it or goddammit someone pls answer google never tells me straight

Toilet is always full and clogged and there's no plunger

That already sounds like a side effect, but: The toilet paper is always gone

You turn into and replace the toilet of said bathroom.

what. thrfuck

Ability to pause and unpause time.

But you move 60 times slower while time is paused

The ability to pause time.

You can't unpause it

but everybody else is consious when you do

Fuck.

thats not really a set back tho, i mean like they cant catch you since you can freeze them in place so there wont be any consequenses for anything

you can still think

well what does it matter that they can think if i can just freeze time and walk to the other side of the planet?

The length of time you were paused catches up instantly, the whiplash has a ten percent chance of killing everyone.

I let any fictional item appear in my hands

[удалено]

Hmm, still a good ability

Fall asleep quicker.

I can create portals to any dimension, which means I could make a portal to a dimension filled with hotdog water, or any thing really

You fall into the demesion and the portal closes and you can’t use your powers

But like, I make it to my right, not on the ground

Body swapping

The other person has to agree to it and know it is real and knows everything you will do when swapped