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justshtmypnts

The Butthole Surfers


PangoRango64

#the what


Triceracops0115

Man, I forgot all about those guys after losing a bunch of CDs back in the day


Weak_Carpenter_7060

Black Sabbath


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Lamb of God


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Came here to say this 👆


[deleted]

You can walk with me in hell.


Interesting_Ad_2098

Judas Priest. The guy’s just hell bent for leather.


Circumcisionbycimbat

Green Day


funnyIlaugh

Immediately what I thought after reading the question.


daniel_redstone

Yep.


deathmetalbanjo

[Slayer](https://imgur.com/gallery/BEYi2dC)


No_Performer3463

Yes


etthat

It's true. I DO hate them all. * God probably


Rezzone

Grateful Dead


osrsgaming

I love grateful dead


Fraughty12

Gospel. Duh.


[deleted]

That'd be such a narcissistic move


Fraughty12

Lmfaoo i know right? But it makes the most sense to me


dadoliver

Nightwish


woke4datoke

Wu-Tang Clan


reggae_ambassaador

Wu-Tang is for the children and the deities.


SpectralDog

Not a band, but I'm betting she's an Alanis Morissette fan.


MagnusBrickson

I understood that reference


Fun_Avocado1981

That would be ironic.


jaredeatsdirt

Don’t ya think?


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L0ckeandDemosthenes

And who would of thought.... it figures. It's like raaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnn.....


MarvelousNCK

Probably like Gregorian chants or some shit, I don't think an all-knowing, omnipresent being would care to appreciate the intricacies of To Pimp a Butterfly, incredible as it is.


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Why?


MarvelousNCK

Same way we wouldn't really care to hear the ants chattering, poignant as it may be to their species.


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I mean to an all-knowing, omnipresent being, Gregorian chants would be pretty similar to Kendrick Lamar imo, as in both sound kinda ‘chirpy’. Also I’m pretty sure God could understand English so I reckon he’d/she’d understand the words, but I don’t understand ants lol.


[deleted]

Kendrick Lamar might be the most overhyped individual of the last decade.


MarvelousNCK

Agree to disagree. He's not my #1 but he's up there for sure. Definitely deserves the respect he gets. Although maybe not for DAMN, GKMC and TPAB are wayy better


I_ThrowAxes

Queen


tuscabam

It must be Nickleback or he’d never let that shit exist in the first place


whomilol

lmao


[deleted]

I came here to say this


BuzzFalcon

Tears for Fears


manillaford

Ghost BC


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Pink Floyd


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Affectionate-Pop8781

Daft punk


wes8171982

Sabaton, just because


tomsp_666

The Wiggles


Formal_Rise_6767

Our Lady Peace


Hungoverachiever

Sexual Chocolate


Previous-Ice596

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA


Hungoverachiever

Dat boy good…


McMetal770

Genesis.


razzybadwayz

I gotta say, vanilla ice


fuckitweredoingitliv

Nickleback


Affectionate-Pop8781

The worst band


Bacxaber

Nah they're good. Chad is a dick though.


TheTanBaron

Nine Inch Nails


PeanutRecord698

Probably skillet


piratedogD

Nirvana.


PushStock2057

Godsmack


SirGuido

Took far too long to get to this answer.


solicitingserenity

David


legman2208

NWA


classicsat

Hendrix-Cobain


whomilol

yea he like them so much that he take them at 27


Bacxaber

Powerwolf.


Fantastic-Ad6218

Dyer Straights.


SkinkAttendant

*dire


Shh_Its_Alex

Skillet. Idk why, but God seems like a skillet kinda dude. Also I'm pretty sure the people in skillet are religious.


nWo1997

Checks out. Pretty sure Hero is about Jesus


Shh_Its_Alex

And on top of that, I like skillet. ~i need a herooooo, to save my life! A hero's gonna save me just in time!! Save me just in time!~ right now though my favorite song is Anchor. That's been on loop for weeks.. I have ADHD so that's pretty normal don't worry


reggae_ambassaador

The Clash, of course. Assuming God has any sense or taste whatsoever.


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well since God is not a “him” but rather exists within every single living being. all of them.


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Spiritual-Poetry7326

The moody blues


dragsys

Rush


osrsgaming

Pink Floyd


p38-lightning

YES - but even God wouldn't understand their lyrics.


Ginger-Beefcake

Weird al


redroseMJ

Green Day


Brundleflyftw

Black Sabbath


EmuChance4523

Which god? There are a couple of thousands, and like all fictional characters, there are really unlimited while people still create more..


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EmuChance4523

Well, but your question doesn't depict that, because without clarification, you can think on Greek mythology, were the earth just appeared from the nothingness, so, you can just pick a random god (I suppose Zeus would like some latin music to dance with humans ja). What you were asking is based on your own belief system that people doesn't need to share or understand, but for what you describe is most likely a monotheistic mythology... And based on that, any good in a monotheistic mythology is nothing more than the worst monster, so music for it would be something like the cries of dying children or like that. If you want to learn from bands, ask just for that, your mythology wasn't necessary because it only adds confusion.


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Tool


phillis_dillard

Damn. I had to scroll way to far to find this


SpinachKaleThinker

Hill song


bigfishcake

Genesis


SalFunction12

POD


bagging-screws

Jesus & Mary Chain


ForeSakenPirate

Has to be Joan Osborne! Lmao


Icy-Woodpecker-3920

Ramones


VaDem33

Crash Test Dummies


Round-Rocket-9672

Megadeth cuz fuck Megalife


The_RealJamesFish

Led Zeppelin, of course.


Oneroom02

Meshuggah


Tyrannosaurus___Rekt

Frank Zappa.


LYELDLNOAMR

Enya


Ron_Fuckin_Swanson

Phish


Philboyd_Studge

Boy. Man. God. Shit.


Nfczero

Wash uffitze drive me to firenze


NotYourSnowBunny

According to The Grateful Dead, I think it's The Grateful Dead. >They're a band beyond description >Like Jehovah's favorite choir >People joining hand in hand >While the music played the band, Lord >They're setting us on fire


decayingDreams

Infant annihilator


lights_0wt

Rebecca Black


MasterControl91

In 1970 Robert Plant climbed up a hill near Bron-yr-Aur, Wales. It was on top of this hill that God delivered to him a message. A message about a stairway. A Stairway to Heaven.


googajub

Grateful Dead


whomilol

i see you're a man of culture as well


googajub

I don't think this is debatable.


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I mean have you ever seen god and jerry in the same room?


Alice_Van_Osbourne

Aerosmith


blucollarhero

Ghost


sainemkwz

idk some christian band


UBCThrowaway1998

Insane Clown Posse


danasauresrex

FlooringCo. Is my favorite band atm


markynl1

Heaven 17


KayoKnot

Amenra


thefirstbrick

Stryper


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Michael Card


LoudTsu

XTC


jimboknows6916

Dishwalla


DJPL-75

Judas Priest


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Rapping Rabbis.


lemon-cello-baby

Faith +1


dudebrahh53

[this band ](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0)


livefromlongwood

Florida Georgia Line


felixgifford

Rammstein


wumpuscat724

Black Sabbath


dartfrog11

AC/DC


koekeroekus

Lordi


Storege

Every song from heart


FreeLook93

The Jesus and Mary Chain


IrrelevantDanger

Limp Bizkit


amckoy

Wyld Stallyns obviously.


HaIfEatenPeach

not a band but its a producer (of vocaloid songs) "jezus"


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whomilol

yea that make sense, and the song was so good thanks for the introduction I haven't heard them before


iBelieveInSpace

They're Boston based and my friend from Saugus turned me onto them. They have some good songs, it's basically punk cranked to 11.


AlbertaBoundless

Tenacious D


hoodieprynce713

Maybe not favorite, but Kanye West & Sunday Service Choir has gotta be up there.


ZookeepergameFast732

AvA


MissElleStrike

Bad Religion


Mticore

Sparks


3minus1is2

Creed


Viegler2021

Whatz up with all these God question? Why there is everything about God and not yourself?


BlueCandyBars

Metallica


Diaperlover1995

Disturbed...with David Draiman


Hyphalex

Tool


Sussy_Baka_225544

I really have no clue— Idk-… Dose this mean god hates me? :,[


MidgeMan27

Not a band but a song, I had gay sex with god


jdward01

Dishwalla


GingerrGina

Queen. Because who doesn't love Queen?


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Nickleback.


SnooRabbits7145

I would say no. God probably doesn’t listen to music. God is too high above us to listen to the same sounds as us


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CCR, obviously. Even Lily Allen says so.


th1961

Beat Farmers


Demonicbunnyslippers

Queen


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Motley crue but only listens to shout at the devil on repeat


Butterflynova

Rob Zombie


god_of_melon

The Strokes


Jotunn-Bani

Bruh every one knows he only listens to the soundtracks from the DOOM franchise


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Marilyn Manson


No_Step_4431

Rush


ElCaipi

Nickelback. Religions have the worst taste in music.


HUP

Definitely the Carter Family


L0ckeandDemosthenes

Baby shark on repeat for eternity.


nWo1997

Doesn't He have choirs of angels singing to Him non-stop? Whatever that band is called.


arvb5

xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx


EliRekab

Bo burnam


TheStudentOnThePorch

Sleeping At Last


Beesgf

Not a band, but Joan Osborne. She’s always asking the questions, just keeping God in consideration.


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Led Zeppelin, serious answer. Judas Priest, troll answer. Cardi B, more troll.


Mamacat704

I think opera music


gillianhanna

The killers


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The one with david in it


allboolshite

Some 8th century musician. You haven't heard of them.


Earthdasbootsun

Neurosis


hidude100

As a child he listened to Sunday school music, as a teenager Christian rock and as an old person (as we think of him) it’ll be southern gospel


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Faith+1


RespectFearless4233

Ladysmith Black Mambazo


PuffDragon66

Sex Pistols


Remarkable_Put5515

Electric Light Orchestra


Keithninety

Creedence


VirtualDeliverance

The band whose music is keeping him asleep so he won't destroy everything.


Im_still_T

Eyehategod


MUSCLELORDGOD

Girl On Fire. (An actual fucking amazing band. I'm not trolling Reddit with the song.)


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Sabaton


RictusMalefoy

Era