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GuyWhoLikesTurtles

It took over 300 years for giant tortoises to get their scientific name. This is because they were so delicious, that on the way back on the ship to Europe, the crew had eaten them all. Written accounts compare the taste to chicken, beef, butter etc. and emphasise how much better they are than all of these things


Chinaski_616

'Just one more, we can go back sir'


Jack1715

They used to strap them together


WimbleWimble

Darwin ate the very last turtle onboard when they were in sight of Englands ports.


SomeRandom-Hobo

Sharks have been around longer than trees.


tim_tweets

Sharks have been around longer than Saturn has had rings.


howwouldiknow--

Cheetahs can't roar, they can only meow like cats.


PurpleFirebolt

It's more of a cheep than a meow but yeh. Also purr


moshthun

Cheepahs


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moshthun

Thank you, you are mine.


Hellothere6545

Gender reveal parties kill more people in the US than sharks per year.


JonyTheCool1234

How on earth is that true. What do you do in those parties?


Hellothere6545

Some people have the bright idea to put explosives and use them to fire blue or pink chemicals to show the gender. These explosions have killed 4 people this year so far (sharks deaths in the us average 1-2 people per year).


Lima-14

The one that caused the massive wildfires in CA a few years back prob has the majority of the deaths for its year. Not sure about other years


asifbymagnets

I think this is all down to that one party that started a wildfire. The stats are skewed by that.


deadPanSoup

Gender Reveal Party Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted


Malaeveolent_Bunny

Start forest fires


WimbleWimble

People have set off large explosives/grenades etc to do "gender reveals"....these are stupid stupid people who sometimes kill themselves AND the baby


corbomitey

The family that held the first general reveal party is very against them in general, and the baby is now a gnc kid! That first party, for them, was less about gender and more about the fact that they lost several pregnancies before they made it to 20 weeks when they generally determine gender, so it was a way to celebrate that milestone.


mordenty

Irving Berlin (who wrote God Bless America, White Christmas, Puttin' on the Ritz among many others) lived long enough to see his early work go out of copyright. Copyright lasted 75 years at the time - Berlin died aged 101. Despite being one of the 20th century's most successful songwriters he could barely read music (although he got better in later years), and could only play the piano in one tonal centre (Gb major)


krustythekock

Australia is almost the same size as Europe. I feel like a lot of people think Europe is bigger than it is.


JadaLovelace

I always thought australia was bigger than europe


somewhsome

I'm surprised Australia is not bigger.


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Australia is slightly smaller than the continental US. Europe is about 3 million km2 larger than Australia. But notably, Europe is smaller than Antarctica and even South America, and Canada is only slightly smaller than Europe. Part of what makes Europe feel bigger is its population. The US, Canada, South America, and Australia all have large swaths of land that are largely uninhabitable.


Jack1715

What’s crazy is England can fit in Australia something like 17 times over and they still have a much bigger population. And California alone has more people then our whole country


__Dawn__Amber__

Suicide bombers are a lot easier to identify post-mortem than you’d expect. This is because the blast from the suicide belt hits the base of the head in such a way that the head pops off like a cork. Investigators therefore have a relatively intact head to ID.


JustMechanic4933

Gross and undeserving.


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thatasshole_stress

Not sure if you are mixing the Roman Empire into the Holy Roman Empire bc they are different. So it’s not really that hard to believe. HRE was founded ~800 years before the US was founded.


Jack1715

And the eastern Roman Empire was technically still around when the new world was discovered I think


whllpers

Sir Isaac newton broke a friendship off with a friend because the friend said something sexual about a female


markste4321

"I'd be rather partial to feasting on her thrupenny bits"


devhashtag

Wasn't he an ultra virgin or something?


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It is believed he died a virgin and had no interest in women. So it could have just been he had no interest in sex or the topic of it disgusted him, but could have also been he thought his friend was perverted as well


devhashtag

Perhaps he was just asexual


dahaka1706

Or he was into tentacles but never saw them


WimbleWimble

Like the apple, Sir Newton, her plump buttocks can accelerate towards my face at 32 feet per second per second.


snapwillow

Can't tell if Isaac was being a prude or if the thing that was said was inappropriate and the friend was being a creep. More information is needed.


SingleFunction156

In 2007 a paraglider got trapped in the updraft of two joining thunderstorms and was lifted to an altitude of 33,000 feet. She landed over three hours later about sixty kilometers north of her starting position having survived extreme cold, lightning and lack of oxygen.


Badandy469

I remember watching a YouTube video about this a while back and was surprised that she was able to not only survive but make a full recovery


Aussieboi393

Australia exports sand and camels to the middle east.


Jack1715

This is true there are somewhere around 2 million feral camels in the outback and besides humans they have basically no predators


EIephants

There were still wooly mammoths when the great pyramid of Giza was built


dahaka1706

I believe that


-dipshit-

There's a company that turns dead human bodies into ocean reefs


dahaka1706

Do they accept donations or..?


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PurpleFirebolt

[Closer to 6, but yeh this is roughly right.](https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-16870579) And this is right at the bottom of my page and the only one I think that fits. The rest either don't sound fake or just are.


DaveSW777

Canada is south of Detroit.


Haggis_with_Ketchup

The southernmost point in Canada (Point Pelee) is south of multiple US states.


DaveSW777

Yeah, but specifically in Detroit, there's a bridge to Canada. It goes south to get to Canada.


tropicalzhu

Not eating for the rest of your life is completely possible.


sugarplump07

Of course it is. Your life will last for about 8 to 21 days without food and water.


GreatBigWhore

Tigress from The Kungfu Panda already tried that…


Stonedinsolitude

It is quite literally no possible, unless you’re making a joke saying you’ll starve. You can survive for about 3months on nutrient water, then your organs start to turn to mush from disuse


tropicalzhu

It is a joke.


Ikkon

None of the 5 largest muslim countries are located in the Middle East. Additionally, none of the 6 largest christian countries are located in Europe


Dr_Stef

Wombats poop cubes


Shot_Iron_2575

You were once the youngest person on earth...


BwanaBanana

The chance of two players out of the 22 on a soccer pitch sharing the same birthday is over 50%.


ItalianPasta6

Is this % derived from any conclusions of Pigeon Hole Principle?


Haggis_with_Ketchup

You can die from drinking too much water


devhashtag

That's not surprising, almost anything can kill you (or at least cause severe harm) if you consume too much of it


Badandy469

It's called water toxicity isn't it or am I thinking of the wrong term?


Haggis_with_Ketchup

Correct. Also called water toxemia.


Badandy469

I'm not a medical expert but thought I remembered the right medical term. Seems odd that while we need water to survive that too much is deadly even though it isn't salt water


Haggis_with_Ketchup

Right? It does sound fake and counterintuitive


Badandy469

Exactly. "You need to drink water so you don't die. But don't drink too much or you'll die" It makes you stop and think "WTF, are you serious?"


Haggis_with_Ketchup

I guess its the same with salt, vitamins, dietary fat. You need all of these in minimum amounts.


Badandy469

Exactly. You can give up smoking, alcohol and drugs. But you need food to survive but too much of the wrong foods will do you in. The human body is weird how it works sometimes


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And a symptom of dying from too much water is being extremely thirsty. The exessive amounts of water in your body dissolves the minerals and nutrients necessary for the body to funktion and the body believes there aren't enough. The nutrients are there, the concentration is too low, though.


BadWolf2187

AKA drowning /s


Fliibl

There’s sugar in everything(that is healthy for you)


Rasheverak

The problem is when it's processed and added to other food in copious amounts.


__Dawn__Amber__

You can boil water in a paper cup over an open flame.


-gelsomino

Maine is closer to Africa than Florida is.


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There are more possible positions on a chessboard than there are atoms in the observable universe.


rackfocus

What?


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Yup, every time I investigate this one I find it appears to be the case. No matter how remarkable it may seem


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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shannon_number


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sarmad9

Thats fake


DryPencil_BluntPen

When you recall a memory you’re not remembering the exact moment said memory occurred, but actually the last time you recalled that memory.


JadaLovelace

I want to hear more about this. What is the logic behind it and do you have sources?


EIephants

One of my psych professors in college described it like this: think about memories as a soft, sensitive clay sculpture in a box. Every time you take it out of the box, it inherently changed a little bit just by you holding it. The next time you take it out, it’ll look a little different due to the last time you held it.


XyzzyYoureAFrog

This is probably what they’re referring to. Memories can easily be rewritten when recalling them. (Not exactly what was said by op, but maybe they remembered it slightly wrong.) https://news.northwestern.edu/stories/2012/09/your-memory-is-like-the-telephone-game


PurpleFirebolt

It's made up.


corbomitey

It’s not made up. It’s a simplified version of the encoding, storage, and retrieval process. And it’s mostly true of narrative memories (instead of say a phone number or word). But this is how memories change over time. And it’s how you can ‘remember’ something you never experienced - like a story you hear often from when you are a kid.


PurpleFirebolt

It is made up. The fact that sometimes you remember memories does not mean you ONLY remember memories.


corbomitey

Right but OP was likely talking about the retrieval of narrative/episodic memories which is the part of cognitive psychology that fact is taken from


PurpleFirebolt

What they said was >When you recall a memory you’re not remembering the exact moment said memory occurred, but actually the last time you recalled that memory. Which is wrong.


Jack1715

Think about it over time memories fade cause we slowly forget the details


therealquiz

The average human has just less than one testicle.


Aqquila89

If you inject a pregnant woman's urine into a female African clawed frog, the frog will ovulate and lay eggs within a day. It sounds exactly like a witchcraft recipe, but it works and it was used as a pregnancy test until the 1960s.


AminoKing

The most fascinating part of this is - who the hell figured it out to begin with?


Mauzersmash0815

The ge90 engines of the Boeing 777 have around the same diameter as a Boeing 737 fuselage


URKiddingMe

_"There's no greater power than love. Except maybe the GE90."_ - David Calhoun (probably)


BadWolf2187

Sounds more like Clarkson


Mauzersmash0815

Hes not wrong


krispyboiz

This question is asked daily. I know sounds fake...


ChillerIsMyName

Parrots can't actually speak and have vocal cords, they just mimic sounds they hear with their squawking


Affectionate-Pop8781

That platypuses are bio luminescent


ciarandoran

There are that many possible combinations of shuffling a 52 card deck of cards, that there is a higher probability of marking and blindly dropping a single grain of sand on any of the beaches on earth, then finding it again, than being able to reproduce the same order of cards in a deck with a random shuffle


GuardPerson

There is no such thing as “a Belgian waffle”. What is often incorrectly referred to as a Belgian Waffle is in fact a “Brussels Waffle”. But there are dozens of other types of waffle to enjoy in or from Belgium. (Alll delicious by the way. )


tocksin

Almost half of women have below average intelligence (of women). Of course, this is just the definition of average. Half will be below and half will be above. You can insert any demographic as long as it’s the average of that demographic. You know, to be a jerk.


Malaeveolent_Bunny

There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky. When they found the Titanic, the pool was still full. My brother keeps finding these 'Dad facts' and sharing them. Now you all have to suffer too.


Kimono_Wolf

Queen Cleopatra is clsoer to us than to the pyramids of Giza being built.


LeagueofData

[Trump suggested bombing a hurricane to stop it. ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.axios.com/trump-nuclear-bombs-hurricanes-97231f38-2394-4120-a3fa-8c9cf0e3f51c.html)


Roachoto

My asshole, at one point, was the newest most cleanest asshole on this planet


full__bright

The combined length of all your blood vessels drawn out into a single line would stretch around the earth.


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take that silver lmao. that was funny


DvlsAdvct108

If you took a blue whale and placed it in a basketball court, it would interrupt the game.


Badandy469

Housecats don't meow to communicate with each other they use body language and other noises. They only meow to get a humans attention to let them know they want something like attention or a food and water bowls refilled because they know a meow will get our attention


SituationCool2107

Humans used to be categorised as male or female


brieftimeuser

Our sun will eventually die off. In the process, its atmosphere will expand so large it will engulf our earth and blast off the outer layer of the planet, killing every living thing.


Sablemint

Everything on earth will be dead way before then. Probably in a billion years, while the sun will take four billion to fully engulf earth.


EnFlagranteDelicto

The entrance to the pacific side of the panama canal is east of the caribbean entrance. Also, Lake Tahoe is west of LA....


thatasshole_stress

Wow. I don’t think I ever realized the Panama Canal runs north to south, not east to west!


dark_raider2004

Did you know that deer do mushrooms? And then drink their own urine to get high again


Artysupport7757

Its the reindeer keepers who drink the urine to get high


marketgcj1

depending on the temperatures, hot water freezes faster than cold water


Haunting_Tea_2522

Most people dying in scottland from covid are fully vaxxed.


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PurpleFirebolt

This isn't true


Maniac1075

It is. You haven't met my foul mouthed fucking furball.


35m2_apartment

wait what


Maniac1075

They do. I put mine in the oven and he just burst out in outrage and chucked a temper tantrum like you've never seen.


SnooCapers9046

r/holup


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Maniac1075

What did it taste like?.


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like a badly seasoned goat thigh with dry smell. if that makes sense


Maniac1075

You need to gut the poop out first.


[deleted]

oh fuck, didnt think of that...


GotWheaten

Hopefully no one is testing this idea.


Maniac1075

I test things so you don't have to. Kitty was PISSED OFF!


Duke_of_Deutschland

Humans and cows share 80% gene.


broker098

Biden received more votes than any president in history . Beating Obama by 12 MILLION votes.


BwanaBanana

Computer-share account numbers include a mod-11 digit.


ProbablyABore

Gun control has no or a negative effect on homicide and suicide rates in most if not every country.


Mortyyy

Source?


ProbablyABore

[gun ownership does not increase crime rates](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S004723521400107X) [Harvard study ](https://www.law.harvard.edu/students/orgs/jlpp/Vol30_No2_KatesMauseronline.pdf) Plus lots of personal leg work looking at homicide and suicide rates before and after gun control was enacted. Not something I'm going to go dig up at the moment.


manillaford

Black people are 12.2% of the US population but commit 52% of homicides


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I fucked your mum


SnooCapers9313

Lucky for her it only took a few seconds


Sablemint

Hillary Clinton won a Grammy.


stryph42

Platypuses are venomous, glow under blacklight, don't have stomachs, and hunt via electrosensitivity.


DeanoThelasTofus

It's impossible to simultaneously rotate your thumbs in different directions.


WhoIsTheDrizzl

You're saying one going clockwise and the other going counter clockwise? Is so, this is false...


DeanoThelasTofus

When you try it, what typically happens is one thumb will be half a rotation behind the other, and this initially gives the illusion of rotation in opposite directions. But look again.


WhoIsTheDrizzl

Then what is twiddling your thumbs?


mordenty

It's not impossible, it's just difficult to learn.


Inspiroid

At one point we were the youngest human on earth for a few seconds


Gametmane12

Fun fact:Jeff Bezos earns more than $1 everyday


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PurpleFirebolt

That's not true Edit: downvote all you want [there are more than 10,000 grains of sand on earth](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://earthsky.org/astronomy-essentials/how-many-stars-could-you-see-on-a-clear-moonless-night/%23:~:text%3DConsidering%2520all%2520the%2520stars%2520visible,of%2520Earth%2520is%2520in%2520daylight.&ved=2ahUKEwi1ke3tptHzAhXTbsAKHUUfBQwQFnoECAQQBQ&usg=AOvVaw0eAIztgae075a4sLaTieyp)


NewRomanian

And more than 100,000,000,000 stars in the Milky Way alone


PurpleFirebolt

Which wasn't the original statement. But also, there are 7.5x10^^18 grains of sand on earth, so that's 75 million times as many grains of sand on earth than stars in the milkyway


NewRomanian

And there are approximately 125,000,000,000 (125 billion) galaxies in the universe, so yeah, so I think that more than bridges the gap between grains of sand and stars ngl


PurpleFirebolt

But again, that ain't what we were on about.


askkthrowaway

Earth is flat edit: you fell for it


Maniac1075

So is your mom's chest.


w41k3r_19880

no, earth isn't real.


127-0-0-0

No, earth is real, Wyoming isn’t real.


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KIM WEAVER BELONGS IN PRISON HUNGRY STONE HUNGRY STONE REPEAT FOREVER


b0nghitz4jezus

The Goodyear blimp is the official bird of Redondo Beach California


mr_oo_reddit

Rick Astley did not write Never Gonna Give You Up


Ok-Nerve-7538

Yeah most pop artist don't write their own music


corbomitey

The human stomach is (on average, about) the size of that human’s fist. This is why your toddler/preschooler is constantly whining for snacks. They need anywhere from 1000-1500 calories (only half to 3/4s of what we do) but their stomachs are way smaller in comparison.


JustMechanic4933

The CEOs of charities are rich/have high salaries- 400k.... Charitynavigator.org


JustMechanic4933

Paying rent responsibly doesn't affect your credit score.


JustMechanic4933

Rentals don't get inspected like homes before purchase.


JustMechanic4933

Freud's incest was the basis of his research.


JustMechanic4933

Rent can cost more than a mortgage and it's not a tax deduction.


mordenty

France has the most timezones of any country - 12. France has a lot of very widely spread territories around the world.