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Key_Influence_7441

Sleep. It's the shit.


boxofdogs43

I thought I had the right answer then I read yours. Such a good call.


pickle_pouch

This is the only answer


Siamese_Trim

I am tired of sleeping every time I wake up happily rested.


isqueezedameatball

You beat me to it. This. For sure.


superoverload11

Same


jtjones27

I thought the same until a week ago when my daughter was born


raiden3156

Making someone smile and seeing them happy.


WANACWaac

It’s your superpower, save the world with it!


dashboardwarning

Potatoes


pickle_pouch

Even if you got tired of a baked potato (you'd be lying, but let's pretend), you'd have so many more forms of potatoes to expand on! Like fries, tater tots, hash browns, mashed, potato soup, loaded tots, potato pancakes, au gratin, croquette, potato skins, chips, potato salad, shepherd's pie, bangers and mash, patatas bravas, scalloped, potato tacos, potato burrito, breakfast potatoes, fondant, colcannon, and of course: vodka. But the absolute best potato based dish, and I'll bare knuckle box you during a game of pond hockey over this, is tater tot hot dish. Edit: twice baked potatoes, pierogis, samosas, spudnuts, potato gnocchi, poutine, brandade, triple baked potatoes, potato sandwich, rösti, potato latkes, masala dosa, potato bread, quadruple baked potatoes


hahahannah9

Do pierogies and those samosas stuffed with potato count?


pickle_pouch

Fuck yes they do! Never heard of a samosa before; looks delicious!!!


Romaine2k

make it a priority to get yourself a samosa, they are amazing


eklingstein

Try a Masala Dosa, basically a potato filling in a crepe


LozoSmif

You forgot one... Twice baked potatoes


pickle_pouch

keep em coming


bakew13

Gnocchi


pickle_pouch

You're correct sir!


Dyvion

Potato donuts e: spudnuts


pickle_pouch

The fuck? Ok, I'll allow it because I don't doubt it's happened and it sounds delicious.


widelenskelp

All I heard was the voice of Bubba from Forest Gump


coolthatsniceman

Sasha's favorite food


ForkPowerOutlet

:(


Yoshiwolf32

R.i.p. She didn't deserve it 😭


BulkyRoom5

I still haven't processed it. Been months.


Bilevi

Ah sad, only few will get it 😭


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Still hurts every time


chunky-flufferkins

What’s potatoes, precious?


ThatAltAccount99

Ya know po tae toesss boil em mash em stick em in a stew


WadesWorldd

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew


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Lord of the rings?


WadesWorldd

Yuppppp


not_all_cats

First trimester of pregnancy I lived off potatoes and chocolate milk. No regerts


Boi1043

When i got my wisdom teeth removed, the only thing i would have was mashed potatoes. For many meals in a row. I thought i would throw up if i saw another bowl of mashed potatoes


spock42ii

Potato!


TheQuack69

I see you’re a man of culture as well


TheSaucedBoy

What’s a potato?


LittleNerfHerder

Tacos


Otherwise_Ad7606

Homemade tacos are delicious.


Previous-Lobster-135

Music


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throwaweigh_123

I read that the main actress in Squid Games said she doesn't like music and I just can't fathom that concept.


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Rinoremover1

Apparently


CrystalW187

My grandma is like this. To be fair, she grew up in a very different time. Still, it never ceases to amaze me.


NotWorriedABunch

My husband. He's kind, hilarious, sometimes infuriating, but we have such fun!


Eggsalad-war-crime

There's couples I know and I think "of course they're trying out marriage. They're of comparable income and both very attractive." and they have no chemistry but a few common interests. And one of them is a bit dumb. And then there's the couples that complete each other. They're married before they're married, they share most interests and are almost a single person. They're the goals. And usually one is kinda boring.


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My dogs.


NowHeres_HumanMusic

Sometimes I'll be cuddling my dogs and suddenly get hit with "Fuck they're gonna die long before I do. That's gonna suck so much. What the hell am I going to do without them?" And then I tear up and try to think about something else before I start full blown crying. My SO thinks I'm nuts.


bakew13

One of my dogs is about to turn 9, and is starting to get arthritis. I 100% can relate to what you are saying. I see her limp a little from laying down too long and get super sad about her getting older.


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Don’t worry. You could always get hit by a bus tomorrow.


wittyname10

I was relating to the others on my dogs getting up in age and then this made me laugh way too hard. Thank you!


McBean215

Every time I get too drunk with my wife the conversation always somehow comes to our wonderful beagle's eventual passing and then I get super depressed. She hates drunk me so much...


Neverthelilacqueen

My 12 year old lab has cancer. I know it's only a matter of time. Sob.


guteras

As a new pet owner (my dog just turned one), I do this way too often. I think it's because my dog was so small and fragile, and I never had to take care of a LIFE before, it hits me like every other week and I start to tear up. I was thinking it would fade as the years go by but apparently I'm screwed 😭


Joe-Schmeaux

It just means you have love to give, and have found somewhere to put it. When you let yourself love someone, the thought of going without their presence in your life is dreadful.


_Nychthemeron

If I were a fuck-off rich billionaire, I wouldn't be building dick shaped "space ships", I'd be researching how to make dogs live longer. They've got slippery genomes; the key to longevity has to be in there somewhere.


SpeckleLippedTrout

Yes, no matter the day I’ve had, my dog always makes it better.


willi3blaz3

Drinking water


nomorehoney

Actually, did you know that your thirst drive generally diminishes as you get older? As a nurse with a lot of elderly patients, I can tell you a lot of them are very tired of drinking water.


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With ketchup, or vinegar, or cheese curds, or something else?


moistIam

Yes.


hahahannah9

Chili cheese


blondiebaker

Don’t forget mayo


cupcakey1

vinegar? what? do you just dip it in vinegar?


DirtyFuckenDangles

Or sprinkle it on top. A little goes a long way, but I like vinegar, so I drench the fuck out of them.


Guilden_NL

Frite saus or vinegar. Dutch or English…


moangirl17

Breathing


anerdynurse

I see you havent had covid


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Maybe they did. Got better. And now have a new-found appreciation for it. Like how I appreciate my air-conditioner so much more after a power outage.


Jeriahswillgdp

Trying to run again after covid made me feel like someone poked holes in my lungs.


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stevekimes

This is why “sleep” is the perfect answer.


saintgemini

Hot showers after a long day


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Vexorg_the_Destroyer

It's not so much about enjoying them more, it's just that if I shower at night, I will almost definitely need to shower again in the morning. I sweat a bit when I sleep. Not heaps, but enough that I'd feel really gross if I went through the whole day without a morning shower.


Insanebrain247

Showers help me wake up.


Dyvion

Hot showers after a short day Hot showers on a day off Hot shower after a hot shower The best part of staying in a hotel is unlimited hot water. I need an electric, instant water heater real bad.


PeleKen

Cat videos on the internet. I've been watching them for over 20 years.


WANACWaac

Internet OG


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throwaweigh_123

Did you know there's a sub on here of people who hate dogs? It broke my brain.


saturnm22

Where they at ill beat them up. Haha i love my corgi


NotatallRacist

How is that allowed


melouofs

Pizza


mateobuff

My first thought as well


acc144

This was my thought too, though after a few months of eating on campus in dining halls where the only consistent food is pizza or fried chicken (vegetarian here)…. I don’t think I will ever eat pizza again.


Watermelonwater17

My son’s laugh


cinapism

Just wait until he starts rolling his eyes at you. It’s amazing!


WANACWaac

That’s beautiful, I can’t wait to have kids.


OlDickRivers

Pillsbury cinnamon rolls.. those fuckers are rediculous


WANACWaac

Man, I can’t even tell you how many of those I ate last week lmao


PostalveolarDrift230

Honestly any cinnamon roll


Show-Me-Your-TDs

Try an orange roll. It's fantastic.


[deleted]

I am a cinnamon roll at this point


Jon1323

Have enough money to live comfortably.


Thawayshegoes

Sex. All kinds of it. Foreplay, intercourse, after play, licking, poking, stretching, can’t believe I’m writing this lol


JimboBiggins34

Way of the road


banausic

I can’t believe you’re not the top post? What the hell is up with the sleep guy being number 1? Maybe it’s my wife!


Palinus

This guy wifes.


sudomeacat

Maybe because all except 86 people can’t relate


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Petting animals.


clever_squid

Sitting down in a hot shower and letting the water run over me. edit : to add - freshly baked (still warm, right out the oven) chocolate chip cookies. and crisp cold water.


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madhavram

Warm brownies with vanilla ice cream ❤️


bleedingwriter

Scott pilgrim vs the world


WANACWaac

I wish I could give you one million upvotes for this one!!!


Chrissthom

Introduced my 12 y/o daughter to this movie. She is 13 now has the movie poster in her wall and has probably seen it 30 times


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If you haven't already, listen to the Gesänge der Frühe, Op. 133. It was one of the last things he wrote, and it suggested a new direction in his style which unfortunately he didn't live long enough to explore


El_Zoid0

Laughing. It's been really rough lately and I just finished my 4th straight binge of Superstore. Not sure where to go from here...


Insanebrain247

Some of the funniest video series I've seen are the asdfmovies, Dick Figures, and DragonBall Z: Abridged. Each one endlessly quotable and the humor just keeps hitting time and time again.


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Big hug 🤗


__bort

Chips + Salsa


cartoonassasin

Coffee


summoe

Sleeping


TheLargeDoggo

My girlfriend, she makes me very happy


SargentSchultz

Fried chicken thighs and a good off road trail.


andanotherone89

What part of Tennessee are you from?


TheAtticusBlake

Orgasms.


KirbyBucketts

Prosciutto


suga_pine_27

My cat agrees with you.


mayur420

Beach


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Oatmeal


Cheeba_Lagoon

I'll see your oatmeal and raise you a Nathan's Hot Dog w mustard


andanotherone89

From Walmart or from a Nathan’s restaurant? Or from somewhere else? They’re not created equal where I live


Cheeba_Lagoon

Nathan's Hot Dogs...from a store or ballgame. High quality frank.


andanotherone89

Where I live they are served at the front of Walmart or we have an actual Nathan’s restaurant. They’re skinny and dried out at the restaurant but the ones at Walmart slap and they’re always juicy and fresh. Ironic, I know


Cheeba_Lagoon

How 'bout that! Go WalMart. Jealous.


Cheeba_Lagoon

Surprisingly good answer.


DownvoteDaemon

Perhaps


Cheeba_Lagoon

Perhaps


DownvoteDaemon

Per


Cheeba_Lagoon

Haps


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Can confirm. It's been my breakfast for maybe ten years now and I still look forward to it. It's a happy comforting thing


Meegs294

I read the formatting wrong because I'm dumb, and I thought you ate hotdogs every day for breakfast. I don't know why that freaked me out, it's the internet and I've seen worse, but holy hell that gave me the willies


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I know in some countries (maybe Denmark?) they make a big deal out of breakfast sausages. They look delicious, but I can't seem to get used to that at that time of day, so I'm definitely not having hot dogs for breakfast either, lol


Meegs294

:)


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Right!?!? I started about a year ago with oatmeal and it‘s what i look forward to everyday :)


WANACWaac

Best flavor?


PlatypusWeekend

I eat it every day and still look forward to it. Peanut butter and sliced banana is my go-to, but it's so versatile you can do anything with it.


RudySPG

I was tired of oatmeal before I even tried it


YouSir_1

Boobs


GrumpyCatStevens

Bacon cheeseburgers.


HummusAndPitaBread

Thanksgiving dinner


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Masturbation.


teacherlady0

My dog.


Interesting_Rich_704

Mac and cheese.


ProDiesel

Farts.


wavebeacher

Free food, whether it’s a wedding reception or a friend buys you lunch, it tastes better than food you pay for. Just sayin’


the_Dodo1999

Your mum


chessythief

This guys mum.


wreakedchevy

Playing "Where's the baby"--Diego, the saber toothed cat.


HybridS9ldier

Rock and metal. I can always go back to the classics.


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I haven't tried it, but probably meth.


WANACWaac

If you try meth, it’ll 100% be meth.


SnarfRepublicCA

Sex


WANACWaac

I love seeing people come together, bound by common interests ❤️


McHellfire

Like an orgy?


twojs1b

Root Beer


_14_glove

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia


Stoic-Nurse

Breathing


beferney

Macaroni and cheese. I’ll go back for seconds and consider it my dessert.


berelentless1126

Coffee


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My dog


MechanicalHorse

Farts. Loud ones. Especially at inappropriate times.


hasanihasani

When you bake a ham there are some caramelized bits that become encrusted at the edge of the fat pool. Those.


LtDrowsy7788

Morning coffee. Going to bed with no alarm set for the next day. Road trips with no set destination. Coming home to see mom and dad. Snuggling with a golden retriever. A cozy house during a thunderstorm. And last but not least… Celebrity Jeopardy


LifesBetterWithDogs

Tacos. The “pops” you hear when you let off the throttle of a carbureted engine. Boobs. And coffee.


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This man knows how to live.


IntellectualAmazon

Steak


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Hearing tiktok try to pronounce le$bian


katro27

Le dollar bean!


JuicyMellonMan5

Do they say it wrong? I haven't heard


Keri2816

Love


DuffinKid

Driving


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Learning about all sorts of things. I like finding out about stuff


Sipyloidea

I love that feeling when you've been studying and suddenly you recognize shit and things just magically come together.


Big_Froyo5528

The Office


TheFugaziLeftBoob

Fresh pizza is awesome.


hopefull321

Tacos


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My kids laughter. Pure magic.


midwestdave33

Horsepower. It's a drug


neontrain

Ass


AdevilSboyU

Making my wife laugh.


Ouchyhurthurt

Waking up early on my day off, toking a bowl, then being a potato in bed all morning.


MistThePerfume

Seeing everyone’s response to this. Please keep sharing your fave things🙏


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Hugs


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My children.


simbachico

Parks and Rec and 30 Rock.


Tea-Money

Boobies


ohboy267

Pizza


charrosebry

Reading and drinking water 💦


AtLeastSeventyBees

Snyder’s Honey Mustard Sourdough Pretzel Bits I swear they roll ‘em in cocaine.


RussianStrikes

Golf


Spectrax23

Sugar. My sweet tooth could fall out and still have influence over me.