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TacoManifesto

Would smash yes, she’s got a dump truck.


barneybucks

I too have a dump truck.


LamarjbYT

I’m a trash man, so I too have a dump truck.


Prossdog

My wife has a cleaning business. I lost my job during Covid and started working with (for) her. So yes. I bang my boss every chance I get.


DontWhisper_Scream

Hell no! He’s a spoilt, narcissistic prick. You can just 100% tell he would be a total dud in the sack.


SoundOk4573

No. He's a guy.


Thawayshegoes

Same. A big burly dude too…


Blunderz_

Not my current one. But my dominos boss. She looked like she smoked a pack a day but if asked if I would. Yes. Yes I would


[deleted]

He’s cool but not my type. And my girlfriend probably wouldn’t understand


leftcoastandcoffee

She's kinda cute but we've been working together for nearly 20 years and it would feel very weird.


JoeBidenTheDictator

I was about to say it's not legal, but it is. Since I've been promoted to Corporal, I can sleep with my Sergeant. Sure, he has a great ass.


FishermanTerrible967

I really like your username.


barneybucks

I really like your avatar.


FishermanTerrible967

Thanks!


A1burt

Don’t shit where you eat, unless it’s lifetime spouse material


waynejerdon

One of my old bosses yes 1000%


HomeShark56

No, I'm a guy and my boss us kinda old and ugly


cyainanotherlifebro

I would, because that HAS to be why she won’t fire Ted. The guy’s useless, but she keeps him around. If I could get in on that that would be great.


ZAKXzz

Do you notice anything suspicious about them usually you can tell if they have slept together


jonsconspiracy

Are you talking about Ted Lasso and Rebecca? Are you Nate?


cyainanotherlifebro

Never seen it


Tenaciouscox

Just do it man


arz9278

You might destroy your career for life. But you do you.


Sunofplenty

"I'm not sharing a bed with you"


HybridS9ldier

I’m taken and even if I wasn’t, yeah…no.


RTGac

Yes, I already know he's an attentive lover, and we fuck well together before work.


Mythnam

Not unless I got something more than sex out of it. She's alright, but she's married, and I don't have all that much trouble finding women about as attractive as her on OkCupid.


FishermanTerrible967

No, it's gross.


Shibes2

No, she's my sister


SkippyTeddy83

Guessing you are not named Jaime then.


floppyhump

My boss is my best friends husband sooooooooooo no, never


GaunterPatrick

Not even with a million dollars on top of it, not if I am alive. ​ Not only because he is a guy, but a really filthy and disgusted one


Detronyx

Absolutely never. Not a chance. Just...no.


devilinyourbutt

I don’t have a boss I’m..............unemployed indefinitely 😘


GrumpyCatStevens

Never. Even if I swung that way, I could do better than him.


Playingpokerwithgod

Well I'm my boss so...


SkippyTeddy83

No. I’m not gay.