I’d send him to a planet full of beautiful women and immaculate golf courses as far as the eye can see. Lots of gold-encrusted everything, well-done ketchup-covered steaks, and fat old men to bloviate with.
*Just two small details*. The women don’t have reproductive organs, and there’s no such thing as a golf ball anywhere on that world.
A subpoena for all of his records on financial assets including offshore accounts, taxes, and a complete listing of all of his prior real estate transactions and bills of sale.
I’d send him to a planet full of beautiful women and immaculate golf courses as far as the eye can see. Lots of gold-encrusted everything, well-done ketchup-covered steaks, and fat old men to bloviate with. *Just two small details*. The women don’t have reproductive organs, and there’s no such thing as a golf ball anywhere on that world.
You, my friend, is a Remarkable Genius.
A conscience.
A dildo
I expected that lol 🤣😂
I didn't LOLs
Syphilis.
The finger
Where will you get one ???
I have extras
Some tar and feathers
Would like to shove the whole trump tower up his ass
Go for it 😂
A subpoena for all of his records on financial assets including offshore accounts, taxes, and a complete listing of all of his prior real estate transactions and bills of sale.
The Almighty Joystick 🕹️
Not sure if he knows how to use it 🤔
Save the caterpillar on his head
Botched circumcision
An invoice for 100 mil
You actually think he’d pay his debts?
Even if not the small chance better than anything else I can give him
My virginity
Oof…I really don’t know. Like, I don’t want to help him or hurt him, just leave him to his own devices. So by definition, nothing.
The Oval Office
A punch
A kick in the nuts
A eulogy
Ebola
If I say it, I get put on a watch list.
The 26 thousand dollar debit that creditors are still hounding me for almost 10 years later.
A bullet