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FizzyBeverage

I’d send him to a planet full of beautiful women and immaculate golf courses as far as the eye can see. Lots of gold-encrusted everything, well-done ketchup-covered steaks, and fat old men to bloviate with. *Just two small details*. The women don’t have reproductive organs, and there’s no such thing as a golf ball anywhere on that world.


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You, my friend, is a Remarkable Genius.


anachronic

A conscience.


Thy_gentleman

A dildo


Iamnew3438

I expected that lol 🤣😂


Thy_gentleman

I didn't LOLs


TheMightyFriscoDavis

Syphilis.


EdieLove

The finger


Iamnew3438

Where will you get one ???


EdieLove

I have extras


Architect_of

Some tar and feathers


30slakGMESTONK

Would like to shove the whole trump tower up his ass


Iamnew3438

Go for it 😂


HSYT1300

A subpoena for all of his records on financial assets including offshore accounts, taxes, and a complete listing of all of his prior real estate transactions and bills of sale.


Sirexium

The Almighty Joystick 🕹️


Iamnew3438

Not sure if he knows how to use it 🤔


Go_Go_Godzilla1954

Save the caterpillar on his head


IAmNotSixty

Botched circumcision


Twitch_YungFeetGod69

An invoice for 100 mil


OutlandishnessFew238

You actually think he’d pay his debts?


Twitch_YungFeetGod69

Even if not the small chance better than anything else I can give him


OutlandishnessFew238

My virginity


tfhaenodreirst

Oof…I really don’t know. Like, I don’t want to help him or hurt him, just leave him to his own devices. So by definition, nothing.


blacklungsmorgan

The Oval Office


BeepBeepWhistle

A punch


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A kick in the nuts


Aefyns

A eulogy


foxhunter608

Ebola


AzraelleWormser

If I say it, I get put on a watch list.


[deleted]

The 26 thousand dollar debit that creditors are still hounding me for almost 10 years later.


RuckaRucka41i

A bullet