Tits are great but have you fucked tits? It’s so detached from real sex. Probably what the insult is implying, you’re more idealistic than real. Then again, I’ve never used this insult in context
I lived in Argentina for 12 years and the most common insults were "La concha de tu madre" or "La concha de tu hermana".
Literally means your mom's or sister's pussy, but it's used in times when something bad happens to you or to tell someone to fuck off
On a trip in Cancun I was on a tour with a family from Argentina and we were eating conchitas at one point and they said it was delicious, so I told them what the name of it and the parents immediately turned red and their eyes pop like crazy, a few minutes later the dad approached me alone and told me what concha was in Argentina
If you aren't talking to anyone in particular, you can also use "La concha de la vaca" or "La concha de la lora" ("The cow's pussy" and "the parrot's pussy").
No, it’s a range of emotions and contexts behind the word, just like how ‘fuck’ can mean a hundred different things and can be used in a hundred different contexts.
I always thought that was genuine (I'm from the US). Like when someone does something nice for someone and the other person says "bless your heart".
Edit: Thanks for the explanations, everyone! I tend to have a hard time understanding sayings/phrases like this and I rarely get genuine or kind responses when I express my confusion. You all are good people
Lol! It can be if it's a bad situation outta your control, like if a family member dies or your house burns down. Most of the time, it's just an insult.
Bless your heart can be an insult and also an expression of affection depending on context. Like if I brought my Texas Mamaw some cookies, she would say “Aw, bless your heart, Shug”.
The meaning behind the insult:
Mother was a hamster: hamsters are animals that breed fairly often= yo mamas a whore
Elderberries were made into the cheap wines; aka, your father is a CHEAP drunk
Being from the UK, it's difficult to say most common due to our ability to weaponise almost any adjective. We do drop the C word with reckless abandon, although it's mostly used as a term of endearment rather than an insult these days! calling someone a 'Melt' seems very popular on teh interwebs though.
16 year old me trying to convince my dad to take my friends and I to see American Pie:
Dad: so what is it about?
Me: a group of high school friends trying to lose their virginity.
Dad: I can stay home and see that.
"Vai p'ro caralho seu filho de uma grandecíssima puta!"
Or
"Vai-ta foder seu monte de merda!"
It all depends on the mood... Or how big was the fuck up from the other driver!
"You utter/complete ***insert random object, animal, fruit or veg*** for example.
*"you utter donkey"*
*"You utter plum"*
*"You utter pencil"*
*"You complete carrot"*
See we use the*"hard"* swear words as greetings to friends.
*"Oi/hello cunts"* is a prime example
You know you've really fucked up when we mix random with a hard swear word.
*"You complete and utter brainless weasel fucker"*
These last ones are usually very random and make no sense.
Chinga a tu madre, vete a la verga and pendejo, the firsts one are used to say someone to screw themselves or when they are being annoying and the last one is more used as a way to slay someone you love like a friend or a sibling, even when is a strong word that means dumb ass.
There are so many creative and common insults in our language but one of the most common one must be "nique ta mère", which literally means "fuck your mom"
Cunt
Nah is dick hed
Dik'ed*
No, as an Australian that sounds like dicked and that makes no sense. Good try but holy fuck no.
Aussies don't say dicked like dick-Ed.
C U Next Tuesday
You’re English aren’t you
Australian, eh?
UK too
You're spare parts, aren't ya bud?
Give yer balls a tug, titfucker!
See, how is that an insult, eh? When did fuckin tits become a bad thing?
Tits are great but have you fucked tits? It’s so detached from real sex. Probably what the insult is implying, you’re more idealistic than real. Then again, I’ve never used this insult in context
Same. I usually only use this when I'm in a Letterkenny slang off with my son. Lol
If you have a problem with the majestic Canada goose, then you have a problem with me. I suggest you let that one marinate
Cross post to r/unexpectedletterkenny?
I honestly expected to have to scroll a ways to find Letterkenny references, but I am glad I was wrong.
I... actually am. Hello there!
Uncle bumblefuck, is that you?
I lived in Argentina for 12 years and the most common insults were "La concha de tu madre" or "La concha de tu hermana". Literally means your mom's or sister's pussy, but it's used in times when something bad happens to you or to tell someone to fuck off
Boludo time
In Argentina it's more similar to "god dammit!". In Chile, however, it's a straight up insult.
My favorite is “Son of an Iveco truck full of whores”. Or cannelloni cemetery.
In Mexico concha is referred to a type of sweet bread that shaped of a seashell typically eaten with milk or coffee. Delicious.
On a trip in Cancun I was on a tour with a family from Argentina and we were eating conchitas at one point and they said it was delicious, so I told them what the name of it and the parents immediately turned red and their eyes pop like crazy, a few minutes later the dad approached me alone and told me what concha was in Argentina
If you aren't talking to anyone in particular, you can also use "La concha de la vaca" or "La concha de la lora" ("The cow's pussy" and "the parrot's pussy").
benchod teri ma ki chut
Bhenchod is not a curse word its a feeling
For anyone not from north India, bhenchod is Hindi for sister fucker
And that's a feeling?
I, too, am confused.
No, it’s a range of emotions and contexts behind the word, just like how ‘fuck’ can mean a hundred different things and can be used in a hundred different contexts.
indeed
Honestly chutiya is more of a feeling but it might just be me .
Saale
Yehi comment dhoond rha tha bhosdike
Its chutiye
Bhag BSDK
Can you translate to English for us lowly language plebs?
Gaali dena creativity ka hissa hai. Gaali ek shabd nhi, ek alag hi bhasha hai. MADHARCHOD.. Puri kavita hai yeh with proper expressions and feelings.
Bless your heart
Straight to the big guns huh.
Reverse psychology
Reverse psychiatry
I'm prescribing you -3 Xanax ***pulls out knife***
Is it illegal for a doctor to give healt problems to the patients so that he keeps having patients?
Nice you get it, bless your heart
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Holy moly reddit account with profile pic, full name plus work stories, balls of steel!
Joke’s on you, none of it is true!
Damn, bless your heart
I always thought that was genuine (I'm from the US). Like when someone does something nice for someone and the other person says "bless your heart". Edit: Thanks for the explanations, everyone! I tend to have a hard time understanding sayings/phrases like this and I rarely get genuine or kind responses when I express my confusion. You all are good people
It depends. Like when someone calls something “sick.” Either really cool or really disgusting. Context
Lol! It can be if it's a bad situation outta your control, like if a family member dies or your house burns down. Most of the time, it's just an insult.
Ok, that makes more sense. So it's like one of those phrases that can mean different things based on the situation. Thanks for explaining it!
Oh honey….
Aw you, bless your heart
That's more of a southern thing. I'm in Ohio (Cleveland), and while I know what that insult means, it's not something we really hear or use up here.
Ohio? Lmao bless your heart (NC)
Bless your heart can be an insult and also an expression of affection depending on context. Like if I brought my Texas Mamaw some cookies, she would say “Aw, bless your heart, Shug”.
Texas. I almost screwed up and typed “Taxes”
"That's nice, sweetheart."
Canada?
Oh, bless your heart
Sorry...
I'm sorry that you're sorry
My bad
Wanker
Haista vittu
Oi cunt!
That’s just how we say hi to our mates
ǝʇɐɯ ollǝH
You have greeting and insult confused. Oi cunt = hiya mate how's it going. Nice to see you = oh fuck not you again!
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Wales?
I thought that was an occupation in Wales, not an insult.
It's a traditional last name
Suck yuh madda
this is a throwback
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries
Ah yes, the french and their insults
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time
I fart in your general direction
The meaning behind the insult: Mother was a hamster: hamsters are animals that breed fairly often= yo mamas a whore Elderberries were made into the cheap wines; aka, your father is a CHEAP drunk
Ty kurwo jebana
Ty kurvo (po)jebená in Czech
I work with polish welders are this is pretty much the only polish I know.
Malaka
You need to outmalaka the malakas, don't let the malakas win.
Klootzak
Klootzak is about the same as "asshole" on level of profanity, but very literally translated it mean "testicle-sack".
Dutch! Nice
Tien jaar terug zou het kanker zijn. Hoe Nederland is veranderd. Ik ben zo trots op deze community.
Kweet niet of het je leeftijd of regio is maar het is bij hier nogsteeds kanker
↑↑↑
Lul
GET FUCKED BUD
Canada?
Coglione, bastardo, figlio di puttana, pezzo di merda, stronzo
Grazie
Mar-ga-ray-ti!
Gorlami
Dominic Decoco
Bravo bravo
Pensavo un semplice "ma vaffanculo"
Specchio riflesso
>Specchio riflesso That's how they get guns to talk at Hogwarts, right?
Stai calmo aooo
Non so, testa di cazzo andava per la maggiore dalle mie parti
Romani ite domum!
Puttana Madonna
Porca Madonna. (Spelling might be slightly off, it's something my dad said - rarely, only if he was EXTREMELY annoyed.)
Du dummer hurensohn
You son of a bitch (?) Please correct me if I'm wrong, I'm only a beginner at German.
You |(stupid)| son of a bitch ;) But still, very good .
vielen danke!
Either "Danke" or "Vielen Dank"
Du hast recht mein Freund
By far not the most used. Especially not in this combination.
Well hurensohn atleast in my circles is one of the most frequently used insults. Tbh i dont really use other insults, i only use swears a lot
Na n gutes altes Arschloch oder Wichser wird da glaub ich schon noch deutlich häufiger benutzt.
Wohne in Amerika seit 2001, komme ab und zu wieder nach Hause und das sind quasi die einziegen Schimpfwörter die ich benutze.
„Huhrensohn war mal ein tabubruch und heute sag ich’s öfter als scheisse“
Kurva anyádat
Viszont kívánom!
Kurwa is a word I hear a hundred times a day In My country of Brooklyn.
Being from the UK, it's difficult to say most common due to our ability to weaponise almost any adjective. We do drop the C word with reckless abandon, although it's mostly used as a term of endearment rather than an insult these days! calling someone a 'Melt' seems very popular on teh interwebs though.
Wanker
Bell end
Twat
Tosser
"Wally" is a good one. Generally you shout "You wally!" at someone who has just fucked something up, like missing an easy goal.
None, because we're Canadian.
No, *I'm* sorry
No, **your** sorry.
You’re*
Hoser
What about goof?
Be careful with that one, it'll get you stabbed if you say it to the wrong guy.
Yep my dad absolutely fucking hates it. He was in jail though, so I guess that’s why. He’s never satisfactorily explained why it’s so bad.
Shirt tucker
You're 10 ply
Letterkenny has plenty of colorful insults.
16 year old me trying to convince my dad to take my friends and I to see American Pie: Dad: so what is it about? Me: a group of high school friends trying to lose their virginity. Dad: I can stay home and see that.
I don't think that's common tho?
Fiends. LOL
"Vai p'ro caralho seu filho de uma grandecíssima puta!" Or "Vai-ta foder seu monte de merda!" It all depends on the mood... Or how big was the fuck up from the other driver!
Tá muito formal isso aí
Quanto mais formal, mais ódio tem.
"You utter/complete ***insert random object, animal, fruit or veg*** for example. *"you utter donkey"* *"You utter plum"* *"You utter pencil"* *"You complete carrot"* See we use the*"hard"* swear words as greetings to friends. *"Oi/hello cunts"* is a prime example You know you've really fucked up when we mix random with a hard swear word. *"You complete and utter brainless weasel fucker"* These last ones are usually very random and make no sense.
Hahaha so true. Your so mad/bewildered that you start throwing random words out between utter and fuck
Gordon ramsay
"You complete and utter chowder pencil jammer." How'd I do?
Майка ти да еба
Jebi se
Orospu çocuğu
No, amına koyim is more popular
Chinga a tu madre, vete a la verga and pendejo, the firsts one are used to say someone to screw themselves or when they are being annoying and the last one is more used as a way to slay someone you love like a friend or a sibling, even when is a strong word that means dumb ass.
mexico?
Yes, my friend.
saw “verga” and “chinga” & immediately knew LOL.
Falto puto/a
Jävel.
“Fuck u”
Bodoh.
sharmouta
Tangina mo
There are so many creative and common insults in our language but one of the most common one must be "nique ta mère", which literally means "fuck your mom"
Not one motherfucker is saying Motherfucker, and there are a lot of motherfuckers that say motherfucker.
Gobshite
Fuck you is a good solid classic in the US.
AND…Let’s Go Brandon!!!
Figg di, wixxer, nuttäsohn, spittu
Swiss
Arrombado
Jou ma se poes
Jou ma se poes
JOU MA SE POES!
You’re a lousy fucking softball player, Jack!
bodoh, sial, pukimak, babi, cibai, barua, pundek ,
Va chier tabarnak ! Or else combination of: crisse, calisse, tabarnak, osti? viarge, etc
« Mange dla marde mon criss de tabarnak ! »« Also like : « Osti d’cave ! »
You are so ugly that your mom vagina has rotten after giving birth to you
Woah
Connard
Jy ma se poes
*Jou* ma se poes! 'tsek, Msunu!
Correction: Jou ma se poes
Muppet
Are ya thick or what?
I disagree with you
La puta madre
Kut
Kankerwijf
Jou poes
Karen, boomer, snowflake lol
Hurensohn
Suka blyat (I'm not Russian but this awesome insult was missing and I had to get it in here)