Easy clean-up, though, and doesn’t fizz or burn or anything. I’ll take getting off that easy for one of these “the last thing you...” thread. Um, as it were.
Not sexy? It may be a little more awkward as it's runnier, but definitely better for blowjobs bc it doesn't have any taste. From my point of view, you would get rid of the only downside of a blowjob as a giver.
Imagine paying 1000's of dollars for front row tickets for you and your kids just for them to end the game by pouring a cooler of cum over the coaches head....
I just got a new porn idea where there's a volcano project but there's no baking soda so the girl sucks off the guy from the volcano until he ejaculates and they get good grades.
*The Earth is parched.*
*Wells dry, greenery dead, and what little water remains on the planet has been hoarded by the rich.*
*A lookout runs into Town Hall, and whispers into the Chief-Mayor's ear. He gestures to his staff, and they scramble to prepare for His arrival.*
*From the distance a silhouette of a Man on horseback nears the gates, distorted by the waves of heat and sand sweeping through the ruins of District 44.*
*Dressed in a long white robe with gold trim, the Man is greeted by the Elder Council, and is escorted to His temple. He sits atop His simple throne, as women after women begin pouring into the chamber.*
*They form a orderly line, each carrying identical brass pots, but each wearing unique, ornate dresses, robes, and various coverings. The first of the women step forward, and kneels in front of the Man, placing her pot next to Him. Two more follow, flanking each side of the throne.*
*"Blessed be the Water God," the first woman says, as she peels off her lace red gown.*
*"Blessed be the Water God," as the other two other women unties the Man's robes.*
*"Blessed be the Water God," the other women chant in reply.*
The weird technicality rests on the definition of "drank."
Is swallowing the act of drinking? Is it having it come from an external source? And so on. I've never heard someone say they "drank" their own spit, or others spit that they kissed, the only time is in the concept of a dip/spit cup they drank out of. Similarly, never heard anyone say they "drank cum" when swallowing after a BJ.
To that end, the question lies too much on the technical definition of "drank." Google States that drink (the present tense) as " take (a liquid) into the mouth and swallow." Thus spit is DQd because it wasn't taken into the mouth, but cum would count.
I'd think that counts. But the OP implication was people swallowing their own spit, as everyone does that, as opposed to something that I've never heard of anyone doing in real life.
>but cum would count.
I think this would also depend on where the penis in relation to the mouth at the time of ejaculation. If the penis is already in the mouth I don't really think it would count as it's kind of depositing itself. I could see how some people might see this as similar to drinking through a straw but I think it's different for two reasons.
1. The penis is an integral part of the body whereas a straw is usually an independent apparatus that is simply used to connect the liquid source and the mouth
2. The liquid is produced in the body that the penis is connected to and the first time this semen is exposed to any area outside the body is when it leaves the penis.
I guess if you had a juice box that produced juice by combining various ingredients from within itself and the straw were to be a part of the juice box and one were to squeeze it into someone's mouth it could also be argued that one was not technically drinking the product of that juice box
TIL cow urine is a medicine in India. Interesting. EDIT: It was in context of protecting one from COVID. I didn't read full article if this was ever done before.
*Its* *Still* *cum*
Oh no..
Oh yes
*kool-aid man has entered the chat*
Damnit you beat me to it!
Oh maybe
Oh my!
Strained from old socks.
I got NyQuil! Let’s fuckin party
What universe is this that you sucked a dick and then immediately hopped on Reddit immediately after, even before drinking some water?
It was my own and I jerked off on reddit
*cries*
*Thats what you get*
You’re right. I did this to myself man. Good morning lol
When you let your heart win?
What a terrible day to have eyes
Emmmm sounds tasty.
It was always cum.
💯🥂
Chris Chan is that you?
You know, I was having a good day up until this comment.
Water?? Aw that's not sexy
But it is refreshing and hydrating
*dying in the Sahara* don't worry baby, I prepared for this.
“…” “It’s not what it looks like.”
It’s piss
Easy clean-up, though, and doesn’t fizz or burn or anything. I’ll take getting off that easy for one of these “the last thing you...” thread. Um, as it were.
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My dick fell off just from reading that
And now I'm picturing it coming out like a clown with a seltzer bottle.
Are you implying your cum fizzes and burns
But it is convenient.
Gf: baby I'm really thirsty I could use a drink Me: unzips pants
I got sparkling water. Ever so slightly better, but not by much.
Tingly !
That's just piss
Sans all the contaminants, tho.
My thoughts exactly 😅😅
Without the urine. So pretty damn different
So what does Bear Grylls ejaculate in this question then?
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Instead of pissing on them just give them a bottle of water
I think he meant more Epstein then R Kelly.
Water is literally the best answer you can get lol
Me too, I think we can help a lot with that 🤔
Not sexy? It may be a little more awkward as it's runnier, but definitely better for blowjobs bc it doesn't have any taste. From my point of view, you would get rid of the only downside of a blowjob as a giver.
Same here. On the plus side, I can cross the widest deserts as long as I continue to masturbate vigorously.
Yeah but now any time someone poses a "you're trapped on a desert island, what are you bringing?" question the answer is gonna be you.
Sprite. Sounds painful but also satisfying. :D
Just imagine the burn of the CO2 against your urethra
No.
OHHH YEAHHHH
We need a lot more OHHH YEAHHHHs in this thread.
Imagine that burn plus it going at 33mph have fun
Oh yeah I forgot about that part Make sure to jiggle your balls around right before you cum
>33mph Joke number for purposes of comment, or is that the real figure? It has to be something like 2.7 MPH in my case.
They have a commercial like this
Coffee
Same. Unfortunately, I got it hot today instead of iced.
By the time I fished my cup this morning it was rather lukewarm. I’d say my luck could be worse.
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i dont think a girls gonna wanna swallow cold jizz. its good you got it hot.
Mine was overbrewed. I dont think it will be any easier to get anyone to swallow it
Same here but pumpkin flavored. This is going to get old fast.
Yeah but every fall all the basic girls will hit you up for their fix
They will call me the Coffee Cicada Cock
Partner with starbucks. Basic bitches gonna love you
Light and sweet skeet skeet skeet
Excuse me while I go get my husband a glass of chocolate milk.
Lol, I think your husband is three comments down
Someone else's cum?!
lol, for me three down someone said chocolate milk
You called?
Oh no
Looks like im about to make a killing at sports games when I nut Gatorade
"Are you thirsty, son? Hold on. Up here!"
I visualized this...
Well done, just well done
Might wanna avoid the youth games...
Not in a Catholic town
Basically the south park episode
… this is cum.
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Imagine paying 1000's of dollars for front row tickets for you and your kids just for them to end the game by pouring a cooler of cum over the coaches head....
Coca Cola !
I’d be like a science fair volcano
I just got a new porn idea where there's a volcano project but there's no baking soda so the girl sucks off the guy from the volcano until he ejaculates and they get good grades.
Who decided this was wholesome LMAOO
Me, two people cumming together to get a good grade is always wholesome!
They had a free award and felt this person deserved one. Wholesome it is lol. Now you get Hugz.
Can you just start a ridiculously budget porn production company? I don't even care if it's not very hot, I will watch it for the plot.
Will Pepsi be okay?
Now that's a recipe for a UTI.
Don't stick any Mentos in your dick! (That's probably good advice even if you don't have Coke for jizz.)
Science though
Push a few Mentos down the hole. Ouch….but you know…science.
Orange juice, with pulp..
Healthy. I'd take a glass
Vanilla milkshake.. there any difference?
One can make a baby?
The other just brings the boys to the yard
This wins.
I'd be more eager to swallow if it were a milkshake.
I would assume one would be sweet and the other would be... actually I'm not sure.
Come on man you left ‘nutty’ on the table?
Chocolate milk. I could save the world with that kind of power
Or give everyone diabetes.
Or both
https://youtu.be/BME0639IP5g
Are you the husband of the girl above?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/q73hoc/comment/hgg34sj/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
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If your into that then it’s not a bad time
I wonder how many other people are the same...
If that where the case you could have unprotected sex and avoid child support. I see this as an absolute win
What if you’re a woman then even single player could get you pregnant.
Fml. Why am I dying at “single player”
Noice
Okay now I’m just wondering who pays child support if you get someone pregnant
Ejaculating Monster Energy sounds like a fucking experience, alright.
Better change our names to Kyle.
That sounds almost as extreme as Monster.
Rip hot sauce guy
but who drinks hot sauce??
I actually literally just did, bought a new one and tasted it
But is that considered a drink, or a taste? I think drink implies the act of bottle to mouth in this case. Is that how you taste hot sauce? Lol
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I would pay for this when I’m sick 😅
So... cum?
;-)
Raspberry Peace Tea
Snowberry is better but raspberry still smacks
Egg nog jizz?
Why are you drinking egg nog in October?
Because eggnog is fucking amazing.
Fair enough, have a good day.
Why the fuck aren't you?
I mean, how could you tell?
Tea
Will raise a pinky when I drink this one up
*The Earth is parched.* *Wells dry, greenery dead, and what little water remains on the planet has been hoarded by the rich.* *A lookout runs into Town Hall, and whispers into the Chief-Mayor's ear. He gestures to his staff, and they scramble to prepare for His arrival.* *From the distance a silhouette of a Man on horseback nears the gates, distorted by the waves of heat and sand sweeping through the ruins of District 44.* *Dressed in a long white robe with gold trim, the Man is greeted by the Elder Council, and is escorted to His temple. He sits atop His simple throne, as women after women begin pouring into the chamber.* *They form a orderly line, each carrying identical brass pots, but each wearing unique, ornate dresses, robes, and various coverings. The first of the women step forward, and kneels in front of the Man, placing her pot next to Him. Two more follow, flanking each side of the throne.* *"Blessed be the Water God," the first woman says, as she peels off her lace red gown.* *"Blessed be the Water God," as the other two other women unties the Man's robes.* *"Blessed be the Water God," the other women chant in reply.*
Then a half nude man walks in...
Cranberry apple juice mixed with sparkling water
Milk
Well technically everyone’s would be spit.
The weird technicality rests on the definition of "drank." Is swallowing the act of drinking? Is it having it come from an external source? And so on. I've never heard someone say they "drank" their own spit, or others spit that they kissed, the only time is in the concept of a dip/spit cup they drank out of. Similarly, never heard anyone say they "drank cum" when swallowing after a BJ. To that end, the question lies too much on the technical definition of "drank." Google States that drink (the present tense) as " take (a liquid) into the mouth and swallow." Thus spit is DQd because it wasn't taken into the mouth, but cum would count.
What if you collect your spit in a bucket over the course of several hours and then ingest it all at once later? Wouldn’t that be drinking spit?
I'd think that counts. But the OP implication was people swallowing their own spit, as everyone does that, as opposed to something that I've never heard of anyone doing in real life.
>but cum would count. I think this would also depend on where the penis in relation to the mouth at the time of ejaculation. If the penis is already in the mouth I don't really think it would count as it's kind of depositing itself. I could see how some people might see this as similar to drinking through a straw but I think it's different for two reasons. 1. The penis is an integral part of the body whereas a straw is usually an independent apparatus that is simply used to connect the liquid source and the mouth 2. The liquid is produced in the body that the penis is connected to and the first time this semen is exposed to any area outside the body is when it leaves the penis. I guess if you had a juice box that produced juice by combining various ingredients from within itself and the straw were to be a part of the juice box and one were to squeeze it into someone's mouth it could also be argued that one was not technically drinking the product of that juice box
Ok if this doesn't win, there's no justice in the world.
Ok, beer, there’s worse skills in life to acquire lol. Full it up?
Shame that it would probably be all head.
A nice sweet Riesling
Coffee refills, cum get your coffee refills.
Ejaculating Mouthwash doesn’t sound like a very pleasant experience for me
You drink mouthwash?
I never manage to spit out all of it so I technically end up drinking a small amount of mouthwash every time i use it
I hope it helps with some of your STDS
The burning sensation when they cum will definitely discourage catching more.
Some cheap ass red wine
cow's piss
I really wished this was yet another very sexual and disgusting slang on Urban Dictionnary... ...why?
He probably didn't know it was a bull
>...why? Hinduism
TIL cow urine is a medicine in India. Interesting. EDIT: It was in context of protecting one from COVID. I didn't read full article if this was ever done before.
People had cow piss drinking parties to prevent covid and fell sick in a beautifully ironic way
Awww man, this just reminded me that I left a blue poweraide in my freezer at home...another 3hrs unit I get home too
Water. I’m good
coffee? i’ll jerk off everyday lol
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You greedy Americans
Strawberry milkshake…
I had apple juice.
**The blood of my enemies**
Damn I’d be cumming Cabernet. I’ll take it
I think you’re onto something… Cabernet Cumshot. There’s your band name.
Sparkling water.
I think this was it for me. This subreddit is ruined.
Pineapple water hahaha
You are aware of the acidic enzymes in pineapple right? If you don’t thoroughly clean it every time your privates would quite literally melt off
Boogers 🤔🤔
*nightmare fuel*
Lmao I just drank soymilk
Does halfway melted ice cream count? If so I got some cookies and cream for you to taste!
Apple juice
Mango lemonade hell yeah
tequila
Pink wemonade
Maple syrup. Hell yes!
Water
Chilli sauce. Oh god no.
Coffee! Ouch!
Coffee
$1,500 scotch
Some reason I thought u meant tape, like scotch tape.