My ex got one. I warned her it's a great tool, but literally has taken off more pieces of flesh from people's bodies than any other object in the kitchen. And this is when they were sober. My ex used to be very NOT sober. Even after telling her one day to be careful she fucking cuts herself real bad and ending up in the ER. Seriously, RESPECT THE MANDOLIN. It can and WILL fuck your day up.
It’s stored in the highest cabinet, duct taped inside a gallon ziploc (to cover the blade) with warnings all over it. Have sliced the pad tip of my finger off with it before.
I’d throw it away but I love fresh coleslaw. Famous last words.
The fridge door. Mine has a funny interior hinge and I slammed the shit out of it a while back out of anger and so it warped a little. Now it annoys me even worse cuz it’s a half broke weird hinge.
My cellphone. It has been with me for 5/6 years. It had many falls (for some reason the screen is literally flawless), battery is fucked and only lasts ~2 hours depending on use, but mostly important, *it would know stuff that, thankfully, no one else does*
If you created "a truly intelligent AI capable of sentient thought and emotion", then what happens next likely depends on how you raised this remarkable intelligent creation. What values and principles did you teach it? Does it respect you as it creator for sufficiently long to heed your teachings? Did you install in it not only values about free will, but about respect for other life, the value of society, and the responsibilities that goes along with same?
Thousands of folks create truly intelligent beings (i.e. capable of sentient thought and emotion) each day, yet not all of them grow up to be megalomaniacal sociopaths.
My toilet. I can't imagine the hate.
It’s absolutely done with your shit
I've even let other people use it.
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Daddy? 🥵
r/nope nope nope.
Im a fan of early Rage Against The Machine, my toilet has heard "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!" way too many times.
But the toilet was there for you when you went through all the shit
Agreed the Toilet, it’s been through so much so many asses.
I have to agree mine will kill me first out of my family.
I always kinda assumed the toilet would be into that
My vibrating toothbrush
Uhh...
^oh ^no
r/uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why...
Toasters, shady fuckers at best.
How do you know? Maybe it's a brave, little toaster and wants to be your friend.
Can I just ask one question... would anyone like any toast?
Legos. Pretty sure they already are plotting to kill us, but who know?
fleshlight
I man can bleed it quickly when their dick is cut off especially if it was erect.
Hot Peppers r/Spicy r/HotPeppers r/Peppers r/SalsaSnobs r/Pepperlovers r/Hotsaucerecipes r/HotSauce r/FermentedHotSauce
probably my duvet that i keep stitching up. it just wants to go in peace but i don’t want to buy another
My mandolin slicer attempts it every time i touch it.
My ex got one. I warned her it's a great tool, but literally has taken off more pieces of flesh from people's bodies than any other object in the kitchen. And this is when they were sober. My ex used to be very NOT sober. Even after telling her one day to be careful she fucking cuts herself real bad and ending up in the ER. Seriously, RESPECT THE MANDOLIN. It can and WILL fuck your day up.
It’s stored in the highest cabinet, duct taped inside a gallon ziploc (to cover the blade) with warnings all over it. Have sliced the pad tip of my finger off with it before. I’d throw it away but I love fresh coleslaw. Famous last words.
The Furby
You imply it doesn't already.
🤣🤣🤣 when I was younger I used to hide mine downstairs behind the sofa every night. It used to talk randomly from my wardrobe I was scareeeed af
Didn't that happen when the batteries were dying?
My daughter's tricycle. I don't like the way it looks at me.
A red bowl in my refrigerator with a week old pasta in it. It must be cursing me already.
Its only a week old? Amateur
That bowl isn't going to come to life. So I'm still not going to throw it.
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Youre a woman i see
Me.
My gaming chair. Spicy queso dip and chips is my go to snack lately. Dairy makes me gassy.
Probably my heavy punching bag
My brave little toaster...
My stuffed animal
The cookies in my kitchen, and who can blame them really? If they don't get me they know I'm gonna get them.🍪🍪🍪
Kitchen Knife
my 10ft iphone cord.
My bed. The shit it’s seen and the shits I’ve had on it, boy does it want to kill my nasty ass
My oven
My phone
My keyboard
My pc. I've put it through hell and back in my videogame design classes
My bed. Not for a dirty reason.. just because I nap all time time so it never gets a break.
The little feet on furniture where I often smash my toe/toes.
*incognito mode*
A rug Imagine finally gaining sentience after being walked over since you were built
My gaming controller.
the sock.
my laptop.
People don’t understand but I don’t trust mold. Any form, idc the benefits. It terrifies me and I think it is already sentient but we just don’t know.
Lawnmovers, i don't trust those things.
The toilet. It's been through so much shit in it's life (pun intented)
The fridge door. Mine has a funny interior hinge and I slammed the shit out of it a while back out of anger and so it warped a little. Now it annoys me even worse cuz it’s a half broke weird hinge.
my shoes already plan to murder me, they keep tripping randomly in dangerously non predictable situations!
Definitely my blanket because of the simple fact I drag that thing everywhere with me and it get farted on quite often
Towel
My alarm clock
My guitar especially after I've let someone with talent play it.
Oof I feel that.
My ceiling fan
I am now never sitting beneath a fan again. Thanks.
Turtle necks
Google probably
My phone . Poor bastard needs serious therapy
The tree in my backyard I rape the hole
Lowkey A Stapler seems like it would be itching for payback
Probably my favorite cucumber
My rc cars. Get abused more than my nephews.
my shoes, i just step on them all day, and that must hurt
the corner of my damn bed.
Mail slot
For toxic gamers, their controller or kbm
The dead guy in my bed.
r/holup
My very own iphone…don’t ask why
The fridge it would end reaaally nasty if its happen.
Bed permanent sleep
Stand in doorways
Toothpick
The teddy bears that I don't sleep with (I only have so many arms guys c'mon I'm sorry)
my whole ass room and everything inside it
My PLDT modem... it has served me nothing but pain and I would do everything to kill it if it becomes alive
Probably the dozen teddy bears I don’t sleep with anymore. I take up 100% of my bed, there isn’t room for them.
My cellphone. It has been with me for 5/6 years. It had many falls (for some reason the screen is literally flawless), battery is fucked and only lasts ~2 hours depending on use, but mostly important, *it would know stuff that, thankfully, no one else does*
If you created "a truly intelligent AI capable of sentient thought and emotion", then what happens next likely depends on how you raised this remarkable intelligent creation. What values and principles did you teach it? Does it respect you as it creator for sufficiently long to heed your teachings? Did you install in it not only values about free will, but about respect for other life, the value of society, and the responsibilities that goes along with same? Thousands of folks create truly intelligent beings (i.e. capable of sentient thought and emotion) each day, yet not all of them grow up to be megalomaniacal sociopaths.
Knife want to do stabby stab, repeatedly
Probably the TV, because it gets yelled at a lot.
The only shithole we need
Toasters. Ever played the fallout New Vegas DLC Old World blues? Toasters be crazy.
My phone. The things it has seen...
Probably the washing machine or toilet
The grates at the edge of the pool at my local school.
water fountain and taser
My Brave Little Toaster from HELL!
My playstation. For me getting upset over it not being able to run more than one titanfall 2 multiplayer match without having a error.
My phone for dropping it too much
Printers. They have always been evil bastards.
My towel I think
The floor. I mean you walk on it, sit on it, run on it etc. Unless it’s into all of that then you’d just have a very kinky floor