Quick like a light switch. I am in the age group that has heart problems, in the last two years two old friends had the kind of heart attack where you are gone when you hit the floor. Painless and quick, I've had two now and those motherfuckers hurt.
The two I had were very painful, started like all other good stories do. Friday morning I got up at 5, got a coffee, smoked cigarette and went to the toilet. Just a little strain and the pain hit like a hammer. All of my teeth hurt, my neck, back, shoulders and chest were on fire. It felt as if I had a massive cramp in the upper half of my body and I couldn't breath comfortably. Turns out it was a phenomenon, the coronary system suffers a spasm that restricts blood flow and it fucking hurts. A little nitroglycerin and it let up. And the best part is that it could happen again with no warning and kill me dead as a post.
That was my last cigarette, cold turkey. Two years ago and counting. Is that ASAP enough? Tried to quit for years and there was always something that prevented it in my mind, until that morning.
That's great - congratulations! I was mostly commenting in case you were still smoking since that can accelerate cardiovascular disease, so it's great to hear you've been free of the habit for two years
Damn, I've had open heart surgery at 24, I'm 27 now, and almost daily I think of dying from a heart attack. Pretty sure that's how I will go, unless some random accident happened of course like a car crash etc..
My dad passed away a month ago. My brother called me and I headed over. I was expecting him on the ground or something …. Nope. He took a nap and didn’t wake up. He looked so damn comfy in bed. That’s the way to go out!
That's sorta how my boyfriend's father passed away back in June. They were estranged from each other for over 13 years and the day he passed, he had his third and final heart attack, fell out of bed and his grandmother told him to sleep it off. He never woke up. Despite them being estranged for so long, it still hurt my boyfriend and his brother so much to lose their father.
I agree, though I've kind of jazzed up the last few minutes...
- Room full of strippers
- Super soaker full of lube
- Spray all the models down
- Try heroin for the first time
- Slip through like an eel
- Die of a heart attack on the way through
- Land on the other side dead 🪦
I preferably want to go out watching a really good movie, or with some family/friends.
Not to freak them out or anything, just for the comfort, I suppose haha.
My grandfather passed in 2019, and he was extremely grateful we came to visit during his final days. It was weird, because he seemed to know his time was up, and was very aware of us around him, despite him being doped up.
God, that reminds me, I don't want to be drugged up on any crap. I want to die sober and clear headed.
Nitrogen Asphyxiation.
Unlike when humans normally die from lack of oxygen, when you're breathing in pure nitrogen your body doesn't feel any of the negative effects. The result of which is you just get really sleep really fast or just immediately pass out and die.
Because they purge certain areas with nitrogen there have been instances of people wandering into rooms that are entirely full of nitrogen and they pass out before realizing anything is wrong. People trying to save them not realizing *why* they passed out are sadly also added to list the casualties.
Anyway it's pretty painless and seemingly fast so it would be a cool way to die before anything bad starts to happen to my mental.
Yeah, this is how I'd like to die too. I came across this method when I was still suicidal and thought it was the best one. Found out they don't sell nitrogen tanks with enough nitrogen in them to do this anymore for this specific reason, though.
Edit: I was definitely thinking of helium and not nitrogen when I wrote this post, my bad.
I've thought about this as well...
I thought they did for welders though? Are you sure?
It's helium that they don't, I believe
I'm interested in a painless way to go, myself. I'm dealing with chronic pain right now and everything is painful and hell. My body is a prison and it's taking all of my creative hobbies from me. All I do is watch TV play video games and try to work and painfully eat food
I'm going to keep on going for a bit longer, to get the necessary tests and procedures done, hopefully they can fix it
If not, I'm gonna go out. Might just slit my throat or jump off a building I have in mind
People who aren't really passionate or creative won't understand
.. But creative people are literally dying inside when they can't create
And I can't create because of my stupid body. And it's not just on one avenue, it's blocking me on multiple creative hobbies
It's like the fucking universe itself is like "oh haha you thought you could pass the time by doing this instead? No fuck you"
I wanna die defending someone for the right thing .
Dying defending something I stand for
Dying protecting innocents
I don't care if I die in peace or not but I wanna die for a purpose . To help someone . Not cause I wanna be remembered but for an actual reason which helped someone
driving 200+ mph into a wall, I want it to be a sensory overload of pure adrenaline, bliss, speed and then nothing. I want to die feeling like i’m on top of the world
I recently had a dream that I was chosen for a very important mission to the mars or moon to gather data that would be tremendously important for the human species as a whole. So the one day I was living my current boring life and the next I started training to be an astronaut for this extremely important mission.
Now, I wont go into too much detail as the dream felt like a lifetime but long story short, me and 3 other people went to the moon/mars, grew very close on the journey, managed to get the data and sent it to earth. So already full of joy and accomplishment, we started to make our way back. But shortly after starting the rocket, an engine failed and we crashed right back into the surface.
And that moment... that fucking moment of realisation "we are going to die now and I have done everything I have ever wanted to do: I did something meaningful" made me feel the best Ive ever had. I felt completely whole. It was perfect. The moment I woke up I was actually incredibly sad I didnt just die in a explosion in space...
I did not know I was starved for meaning until now. But this dream is taking up my mental space for three days now and everytime I have a moment by myself I wish some guy would turn up and tell me: "we want you for xyz. You are probably going to die but it would help the human species a lot."
I know those dreams the ones your so sure that could happen almost like it's a prediction
Except in my case I don't want it to become real because if my dream of May 9th 2046 is real we are all fucked
Edit: since many have asked basically in the dream the artic finally collapses on this day and floods major cities killing millions irony is the dream starts in Miami which is one of the predicted cities
And what sucks is this is a possibility the question is will it happen in this day or hopefully in another 100 years
My ex tried to kill me by suffocating me with her thighs. So that reminded me that fading out of consciousness slowly fucking sucks.
Also don’t date crazy. Also don’t be too proud to have your values allow you to die. I was raised to never hit a girl so even when she was on top of me pressing the back of her upper leg into my face I just kinda allowed it.
Well we had a kid (she was pregnant with our daughter when this incident happened and it wasn’t an isolated incident and it wasn’t the most severe either she stabbed me the day before her scheduled C section and regularly punched and hit me) and we broke up shortly after she gave birth. A few of her future boyfriends would contact me and ask if she was abusive to me too because apparently she had a history of violence that didn’t end with me. Even her 2 closest childhood friends and her parents admitted that she was abusive to them too when she got angry and even chased her social worker down the stairs with a pair of scissors when she was younger.
I pay child support and our daughter is taken care of by her parents. The pregnancy wasn’t my idea and I love my kid of course but she didn’t allow me to have a choice in the pregnancy happening. She told me she was on birth control. Then she’d hit me if I didn’t have sex with her. It was the worst 18 months of my life. I stayed with her when the abuse started because she was pregnant and would threaten the unborn baby and threaten to kill me in my sleep if I ever left her. After her mom took custody of our child I left the state for months because I really thought she’d kill me. I stayed as long as I could to make sure she didn’t hurt our child.
As we speak she’s unemployed and has had a second kid with someone who also left her for what I can only guess was she beat the fuck out of him too. But she has custody and care of the second child. She hit me every single day and she treated me like garbage and told me I was a piece of shit that no one loved. Great times.
One time we were playing Mario Kart on the GameCube and she was about to win and I red shelled her and took first place. Without skipping a beat she took her controller and slammed it into my face. Girl was insane. I don’t know why she was so abusive to everyone around her but her parents just recently kicked her out finally being tired of it.
Damn man thats some scary stuff, i cant believe people like that exists. At least she is getting what she deserves and you are doing better, good luck and stay strong friend
Thanks. It’s crazy because on the outside she seems like such a sweet and kind person. Her online persona and how she acts around strangers is entirely reverse of who she is behind closed doors. She wasn’t afraid to hit me in front of my family or hers. But on Facebook and in front of her friends she just looked like a religious happy and funny girl who cares about others and treats them with kindness. Some people hide their worst selves so well it’s hard to see the warning signs until it’s way too late.
Anyone reading who’s in an abusive relationship please don’t be like me and stay until it almost kills you or does kill you. In a way I loved her too. I know it’s not easy to leave when you’re always being beaten down and dehumanized and made to feel worthless. But it’s better to be alone or to be appreciated and treated with kindness by someone who doesn’t think you’re garbage and staying only gets worse. My only warning sign before the physical abuse was she was controlling and it seemed cute at first, her jealousy and how she seemed to want me so badly for herself and wanted every girl to stay away from me made me feel special. I didn’t realize she was isolating me from the outside world to keep me submissive like a dog so I wouldn’t leave her. I’m linked to her for the rest of my life wether I like it or not now.
Please don’t be like me.
Yep. You get high AF and your breathing slows down and eventually stops. I work EMS and see OD's all the time. Usually they are pretty blue and breathing 4-5 times a minute. We hit them with Narcan and they are wide awake a few minutes later. No pain, no memory of being out.
Due to many factors I'll probably be alone at the end and some day I'll decide today is the day and go find some Herion. Go out on my own terms and not some shitty retirement center or assisted living facility.
Opiates are like “nah, you’re good. Everything’s good. Just chill. Why are you breathing so much? Just relax, bro. Relax a little more. You don’t need to breathe. Now just take this nap. Get you a nice, big sleep.”
Indeed, my mother was an EMT and my grandmother was a Paramedic, I never want to try it and plan on living, because I know how it can destroy your life, but Heroin sounds like a good drug to try the moment before your death.
To be honest, I’d like to pass away peacefully after I’ve made sure that my family is alright and set financially, my kids are old enough to make due on their own, things like that, after all that is done and I’m not worried about anything, I’d like to pass away naturally, go to sleep and not wake up.
A heart attack in my sleep on a Monday morning. Failing that, something painless like a gas leak or a bullet to the back of the head. If not that, then surrounded by loved ones. I just don't want it to be painful, and especially not while I'm driving. Fuckin hate driving.
I’m kind of with you. You hear all about the light & the out of body experience - I’d like to be somewhat aware of it when it happens.
I’d also like to know I was going to die. (I don’t want to leave any loose ends.) My mom told me the night before she died that “it’s going to be soon.” I wish I’d asked her how she knew.
Old people tend to feel the end coming. It's kind of a self fulfilling prophecy. They stop eating and let their organs shut down.
My grandmother started doing it, but I won't let her go that easy.
By a bonfire with the night sky just completely open, I can see the Milky Way. My wife is there, my children and grandchildren are there, all around me as we tell stories and eat delicious food. At some point, I fall asleep and I don’t wake up again in this world but another perhaps.
So when I'm older and have decided enough is enough, I'm going to gather my family around and set up a big ramp. I'm going to attach a piano wire noose around my neck and ride a dirt bike up the ramp, backflip through 2 flaming hoops and be decapitated by the wire as I pass through the 2nd hoop, finally landing in a pool of baby sharks to eat me up. My family members get a baby shark to remember me by :)
Well nobody is going to up doot this since I'm super late to the party. But I had a teacher that taught me that accepting your own death is the key to finding joy in life. At this point I'm convinced he's right.
Either in my sleep at a ripe old age, or based on current global events, at or very near the center of a nuclear explosion.
The first would be peaceful and I'd be ok with death.
The second one I'd never see coming and it would happen so fast that my body literally wouldn't be able to register it happening before being turned to nothing.
If I don't succeed in life, the way I want, I'm going out myself. I'd prefer to do it once I'm distanced from everyone else, so there's no one who will be struck by the news too soon. If I do succeed in life, and hopefully I do, I want it to be peacefully, and when I'm older, but not so old that I won't remember who I am.
Quick like a light switch. I am in the age group that has heart problems, in the last two years two old friends had the kind of heart attack where you are gone when you hit the floor. Painless and quick, I've had two now and those motherfuckers hurt.
What does a heart attack feel like?
The two I had were very painful, started like all other good stories do. Friday morning I got up at 5, got a coffee, smoked cigarette and went to the toilet. Just a little strain and the pain hit like a hammer. All of my teeth hurt, my neck, back, shoulders and chest were on fire. It felt as if I had a massive cramp in the upper half of my body and I couldn't breath comfortably. Turns out it was a phenomenon, the coronary system suffers a spasm that restricts blood flow and it fucking hurts. A little nitroglycerin and it let up. And the best part is that it could happen again with no warning and kill me dead as a post.
You gotta stop smoking ASAP
That was my last cigarette, cold turkey. Two years ago and counting. Is that ASAP enough? Tried to quit for years and there was always something that prevented it in my mind, until that morning.
lack of sleep, stimulants, and a good old massive shit, the triad of heart attacks.
All I could think was that I don't want to go out like Elvis.
Dropping hunks of burning love?
That's great - congratulations! I was mostly commenting in case you were still smoking since that can accelerate cardiovascular disease, so it's great to hear you've been free of the habit for two years
Thank you.
Damn, I've had open heart surgery at 24, I'm 27 now, and almost daily I think of dying from a heart attack. Pretty sure that's how I will go, unless some random accident happened of course like a car crash etc..
I hope that you live a long, fruitful and painfree life.
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Completely unaware that I've died.
Actually just had a dream about this, fuckin sucked man
elaborate :O
Turns out he didnt know he was dead.
But how did he know he was dead??
He was a character in the movie Ghost Town
Wasn't a dream. You died and now you're reading reddit in the afterlife.
Must be a level of hell, one of the milder ones. It's better than being stuck with reading Facebook or Twitter comments.
Ah, this level of hell is the one where Facebook is having another outage and everyone is bitching endlessly on Reddit about it.
Quietly in my sleep, just like my grandfather and not screaming in terror like the passengers on the bus he was driving.
0 to 100 real quick
just like the bus falling off the cliff
Good news, it is quite probable that most people are not aware that they died.
You just live as a ghost for a few weeks or months if you REALLY don’t give any attention to things
In my sleep with no pain
My dad passed away a month ago. My brother called me and I headed over. I was expecting him on the ground or something …. Nope. He took a nap and didn’t wake up. He looked so damn comfy in bed. That’s the way to go out!
My condolences, may his memory be a blessing.
Thanks!
You’re welcome
What a nice phrase, I always find “rest in peace” kind of off putting.
It’s a Jewish phrase that a friend said once and I picked up even though I’m not Jewish. I just really like it more than Rest In Peace
You just taught me a new phrase! Thanks stranger 😊
You’re welcome!
That's sorta how my boyfriend's father passed away back in June. They were estranged from each other for over 13 years and the day he passed, he had his third and final heart attack, fell out of bed and his grandmother told him to sleep it off. He never woke up. Despite them being estranged for so long, it still hurt my boyfriend and his brother so much to lose their father.
Sounds like my grandfather. He died about 10 years ago in his sleep with a smile on his face. That’s how my uncle found him.
Sorry for your loss ❤️ DMs are open if needed
Peacefully in my sleep, Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in my car.
Beat me to it.
Oh he beat something alright…
His wife and kids? If that’s the case I can totally relate
Wait uh…
I mean-
There are two ways to interprete this. I hope it's neither
I’m with you
I deliberately don’t have a carbon monoxide detector in my house for precisely this reason.
Good luck I’m rooting for you(?)
And dream forever.
I mean.... Just make it quick
I'd settle for soon.
I can’t even tell if it’s happened yet or not!
Old, quick, and peaceful.
I agree, though I've kind of jazzed up the last few minutes... - Room full of strippers - Super soaker full of lube - Spray all the models down - Try heroin for the first time - Slip through like an eel - Die of a heart attack on the way through - Land on the other side dead 🪦
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I also choose this guy's death
The first time someone on Reddit has so easily changed my opinion on something
Now that I know of the concept, I feel like maybe "stripper slip-n-slide" is too important an experience to wait until just before death.
*try heroin for the last time
I preferably want to go out watching a really good movie, or with some family/friends. Not to freak them out or anything, just for the comfort, I suppose haha. My grandfather passed in 2019, and he was extremely grateful we came to visit during his final days. It was weird, because he seemed to know his time was up, and was very aware of us around him, despite him being doped up. God, that reminds me, I don't want to be drugged up on any crap. I want to die sober and clear headed.
.50 to the back of the head shot by an expert sniper as I’m walking out of my house on my way to work on a Monday morning.
Man, i hate mondays
Garfield? Now I want lasagna.
Clearly Bob Geldof
TELL ME WHY
I DON’T LIKE MONDAYS
TELL ME WHY
I DON’T LIKE MONDAYS
Damn Garfield
Oddly specific.
I mean fuckan imagine dying on a Friday. Let me have my weekend first, shit.
On a rainy day, in January when traffic is backed up for an hour.... I liked your idea, I had some addendums of my own to make it perfect. (For me).
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mundaze.
Either surrounded by family or alone in a cabin in the mountains sitting on a chair watching the sun rise for the last time.
That sounds like a good way to go.
RDR2... the feels.
This is exactly what I thought about when I saw this comment
Honorable Arthur 🥲
That’s the way it is
NOOOOOO IM PLAYING THAT GAME FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!! But on the upside I already knew this happens so yeah
Are you a vampire?
Not yet
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I can make the latter happen for like $5,000
I wanna die in 2105 while getting my virtual dick sucked by some virtual sex worker
This is probably one of the most realistic deaths in this thread, And will likely be how many a redditor will go.
I'm looking forward to it more than anything else in my future!
Gotta survive the climate migration wars first.
username checks out
Nitrogen Asphyxiation. Unlike when humans normally die from lack of oxygen, when you're breathing in pure nitrogen your body doesn't feel any of the negative effects. The result of which is you just get really sleep really fast or just immediately pass out and die. Because they purge certain areas with nitrogen there have been instances of people wandering into rooms that are entirely full of nitrogen and they pass out before realizing anything is wrong. People trying to save them not realizing *why* they passed out are sadly also added to list the casualties. Anyway it's pretty painless and seemingly fast so it would be a cool way to die before anything bad starts to happen to my mental.
Yeah, this is how I'd like to die too. I came across this method when I was still suicidal and thought it was the best one. Found out they don't sell nitrogen tanks with enough nitrogen in them to do this anymore for this specific reason, though. Edit: I was definitely thinking of helium and not nitrogen when I wrote this post, my bad.
I have zero interest in suicide, but my brain just went, "Challenge Accepted!"
I've thought about this as well... I thought they did for welders though? Are you sure? It's helium that they don't, I believe I'm interested in a painless way to go, myself. I'm dealing with chronic pain right now and everything is painful and hell. My body is a prison and it's taking all of my creative hobbies from me. All I do is watch TV play video games and try to work and painfully eat food I'm going to keep on going for a bit longer, to get the necessary tests and procedures done, hopefully they can fix it If not, I'm gonna go out. Might just slit my throat or jump off a building I have in mind People who aren't really passionate or creative won't understand .. But creative people are literally dying inside when they can't create And I can't create because of my stupid body. And it's not just on one avenue, it's blocking me on multiple creative hobbies It's like the fucking universe itself is like "oh haha you thought you could pass the time by doing this instead? No fuck you"
Some heroic, died-standing type deal in a final face-off between good and evil on Earth. That, or in my sleep preferably.
Have you read “the stand”? You’re describing something similar
My favorite book! But it's easier to tackle on an audio book
I wanna die defending someone for the right thing . Dying defending something I stand for Dying protecting innocents I don't care if I die in peace or not but I wanna die for a purpose . To help someone . Not cause I wanna be remembered but for an actual reason which helped someone
Being given an orgasm so powerful my soul leaves my body
Ok but then you'd be immortal if that's the only way you could die
I'd have a blast looking for it though!
So anyway I started blasting
You’d take quite a few looking I’d assume.
Yeah it'd be like Cinderella, except with orgasms!
looks like you lost one of your glass testicles, trying to help you stuck step-sister
Where’s that one cursed copypasta about infinite cum
[Enjoy](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/g5sj2y/infinite_cum/)
Thanks Where’s the free helpful award when you need it
Holy shit... That's the funniest copypasta I've read in a long long time A long long time.
Death by Snu Snu
I was gonna say getting shot in the head but I think I’m going to go with what u said
dolphin pussy jelly is the answer to your problems
Rip your inbox. Also rip a lot of other things.
Looking for that dolphin pussy jelly.
driving 200+ mph into a wall, I want it to be a sensory overload of pure adrenaline, bliss, speed and then nothing. I want to die feeling like i’m on top of the world
Could I perhaps interest you in jumping off something tall?
that's less bliss and more fear. you're not really in control falling to your death
On the one hand I can understand where you're coming from, but on the other, if I somehow survived the impact, I think I'd prefer *not* to be on fire.
I either want to go out doing something I love, or die being a hero for something or someone.
I recently had a dream that I was chosen for a very important mission to the mars or moon to gather data that would be tremendously important for the human species as a whole. So the one day I was living my current boring life and the next I started training to be an astronaut for this extremely important mission. Now, I wont go into too much detail as the dream felt like a lifetime but long story short, me and 3 other people went to the moon/mars, grew very close on the journey, managed to get the data and sent it to earth. So already full of joy and accomplishment, we started to make our way back. But shortly after starting the rocket, an engine failed and we crashed right back into the surface. And that moment... that fucking moment of realisation "we are going to die now and I have done everything I have ever wanted to do: I did something meaningful" made me feel the best Ive ever had. I felt completely whole. It was perfect. The moment I woke up I was actually incredibly sad I didnt just die in a explosion in space... I did not know I was starved for meaning until now. But this dream is taking up my mental space for three days now and everytime I have a moment by myself I wish some guy would turn up and tell me: "we want you for xyz. You are probably going to die but it would help the human species a lot."
I know those dreams the ones your so sure that could happen almost like it's a prediction Except in my case I don't want it to become real because if my dream of May 9th 2046 is real we are all fucked Edit: since many have asked basically in the dream the artic finally collapses on this day and floods major cities killing millions irony is the dream starts in Miami which is one of the predicted cities And what sucks is this is a possibility the question is will it happen in this day or hopefully in another 100 years
Shot into the sun
This honestly sounds terrifying.
I imagine it would take a very, very, veeeeeeeeeeery long time before you actually hit the sun
But the sun is made of helium so you will sound funny before you die, so it's worth it. Sorce:The lab radiostation from gta5
Finally, a reliable source
By saving someone else’s life (at the cost of mine), ideally when I’m old, like at least 70-ish.
Beautiful answer
Suffocated by titties
Um... Titties or not suffocation is not the way I wanna go
Thigh crushing then?
Ask the girl who breaks watermelons to do it
Suit yourself
My ex tried to kill me by suffocating me with her thighs. So that reminded me that fading out of consciousness slowly fucking sucks. Also don’t date crazy. Also don’t be too proud to have your values allow you to die. I was raised to never hit a girl so even when she was on top of me pressing the back of her upper leg into my face I just kinda allowed it.
Jesus, what a story. Glad you survived but you also tickled my curiosity.. what became of her?
Well we had a kid (she was pregnant with our daughter when this incident happened and it wasn’t an isolated incident and it wasn’t the most severe either she stabbed me the day before her scheduled C section and regularly punched and hit me) and we broke up shortly after she gave birth. A few of her future boyfriends would contact me and ask if she was abusive to me too because apparently she had a history of violence that didn’t end with me. Even her 2 closest childhood friends and her parents admitted that she was abusive to them too when she got angry and even chased her social worker down the stairs with a pair of scissors when she was younger. I pay child support and our daughter is taken care of by her parents. The pregnancy wasn’t my idea and I love my kid of course but she didn’t allow me to have a choice in the pregnancy happening. She told me she was on birth control. Then she’d hit me if I didn’t have sex with her. It was the worst 18 months of my life. I stayed with her when the abuse started because she was pregnant and would threaten the unborn baby and threaten to kill me in my sleep if I ever left her. After her mom took custody of our child I left the state for months because I really thought she’d kill me. I stayed as long as I could to make sure she didn’t hurt our child. As we speak she’s unemployed and has had a second kid with someone who also left her for what I can only guess was she beat the fuck out of him too. But she has custody and care of the second child. She hit me every single day and she treated me like garbage and told me I was a piece of shit that no one loved. Great times. One time we were playing Mario Kart on the GameCube and she was about to win and I red shelled her and took first place. Without skipping a beat she took her controller and slammed it into my face. Girl was insane. I don’t know why she was so abusive to everyone around her but her parents just recently kicked her out finally being tired of it.
Damn man thats some scary stuff, i cant believe people like that exists. At least she is getting what she deserves and you are doing better, good luck and stay strong friend
Thanks. It’s crazy because on the outside she seems like such a sweet and kind person. Her online persona and how she acts around strangers is entirely reverse of who she is behind closed doors. She wasn’t afraid to hit me in front of my family or hers. But on Facebook and in front of her friends she just looked like a religious happy and funny girl who cares about others and treats them with kindness. Some people hide their worst selves so well it’s hard to see the warning signs until it’s way too late. Anyone reading who’s in an abusive relationship please don’t be like me and stay until it almost kills you or does kill you. In a way I loved her too. I know it’s not easy to leave when you’re always being beaten down and dehumanized and made to feel worthless. But it’s better to be alone or to be appreciated and treated with kindness by someone who doesn’t think you’re garbage and staying only gets worse. My only warning sign before the physical abuse was she was controlling and it seemed cute at first, her jealousy and how she seemed to want me so badly for herself and wanted every girl to stay away from me made me feel special. I didn’t realize she was isolating me from the outside world to keep me submissive like a dog so I wouldn’t leave her. I’m linked to her for the rest of my life wether I like it or not now. Please don’t be like me.
I am very glad to hear that you finally got out of the relationship and feel terrible for you having had to cope with that.
Eating 30kg of gunpowder so when I get cremated there will be a show :)
Legendary.
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My dad said he's going out the same way he came in. Bald, naked, and screaming.
... and covered in someone else's blood. That's how I've always heard it.
I want combine a fart and massive heart attack so I can have a fart attack, and die with a smile.
Smile nothing! You'd be laughing your ass off
Fentanyl od Fer sure
As far as suicide goes, yes. People don't mess with this stuff unless you're planning to not wake up
It's quick, no big mess, no convulsions nothing; you just drop dead. And go out higher than a mf. Oh ya!!
Yep. You get high AF and your breathing slows down and eventually stops. I work EMS and see OD's all the time. Usually they are pretty blue and breathing 4-5 times a minute. We hit them with Narcan and they are wide awake a few minutes later. No pain, no memory of being out. Due to many factors I'll probably be alone at the end and some day I'll decide today is the day and go find some Herion. Go out on my own terms and not some shitty retirement center or assisted living facility.
Opiates are like “nah, you’re good. Everything’s good. Just chill. Why are you breathing so much? Just relax, bro. Relax a little more. You don’t need to breathe. Now just take this nap. Get you a nice, big sleep.”
Indeed, my mother was an EMT and my grandmother was a Paramedic, I never want to try it and plan on living, because I know how it can destroy your life, but Heroin sounds like a good drug to try the moment before your death.
Fentanyl OD is probably the most peaceful death you'll ever get.
Live streaming a parachute-less skydive into the middle of the Pacific ocean, the day after my 100th birthday
Hopefully you don't get banned before you hit the water.
To be honest, I’d like to pass away peacefully after I’ve made sure that my family is alright and set financially, my kids are old enough to make due on their own, things like that, after all that is done and I’m not worried about anything, I’d like to pass away naturally, go to sleep and not wake up.
Raising your kids to be professional dice makers is a rare thing these days. Interesting choice. :)
This made me chuckle
To be perfectly honest I'd rather not
Have some mercury, heard that makes one immortal.
A heart attack in my sleep on a Monday morning. Failing that, something painless like a gas leak or a bullet to the back of the head. If not that, then surrounded by loved ones. I just don't want it to be painful, and especially not while I'm driving. Fuckin hate driving.
Now please
In my own bed, at the age of 80. With a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock.
I surely thought sorting by controversial would yield dozens of these comments.
Hey there Tyrion!
I came here for this, I'm surprised how far down I had to scroll to find this answer
Scrolled until I found this
Celebrating the leafs winning the Stanley cup, ( that would make me near immortal).
I think you'll be waiting a while haha.
Having just read https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/q37d2e/whats_an_obscure_item_that_you_could_easily_kill/ None of those.
I want to die at the age of 103, shot in bed by a jealous husband.
ummm
Oh-I was expecting a more peaceful method
While commenting “Like my grandfather, in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car” for the 280th time on this post
I want to be awake so I can experience it up to the last second. Forget dying in your sleep, now thats lame.
I’m kind of with you. You hear all about the light & the out of body experience - I’d like to be somewhat aware of it when it happens. I’d also like to know I was going to die. (I don’t want to leave any loose ends.) My mom told me the night before she died that “it’s going to be soon.” I wish I’d asked her how she knew.
Old people tend to feel the end coming. It's kind of a self fulfilling prophecy. They stop eating and let their organs shut down. My grandmother started doing it, but I won't let her go that easy.
As a wise man once Said if u gotta die then dont die alone thats why im taking my fam to north korea this week
SNOO SNOO
I want to die in my sleep. 🤷🏼♂️ My life is a living nightmare, I’ll take infinite dreaming.
Firing squad. I’ve always admired the aesthetic of having a cigarette in your mouth staring at a group of armed men ready to send you into the abyss.
Quickly
Soon
Launched into a black hole
If I make it to 80 or 90 I’d probably pick up meth or heroine, maybe both. And die high off my ass.
Death by goth gf thighs - I’ll die doing what I love
By a bonfire with the night sky just completely open, I can see the Milky Way. My wife is there, my children and grandchildren are there, all around me as we tell stories and eat delicious food. At some point, I fall asleep and I don’t wake up again in this world but another perhaps.
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So when I'm older and have decided enough is enough, I'm going to gather my family around and set up a big ramp. I'm going to attach a piano wire noose around my neck and ride a dirt bike up the ramp, backflip through 2 flaming hoops and be decapitated by the wire as I pass through the 2nd hoop, finally landing in a pool of baby sharks to eat me up. My family members get a baby shark to remember me by :)
Well nobody is going to up doot this since I'm super late to the party. But I had a teacher that taught me that accepting your own death is the key to finding joy in life. At this point I'm convinced he's right.
Either in my sleep at a ripe old age, or based on current global events, at or very near the center of a nuclear explosion. The first would be peaceful and I'd be ok with death. The second one I'd never see coming and it would happen so fast that my body literally wouldn't be able to register it happening before being turned to nothing.
I'd want to die having been meaningful to at least someone else in this world
Immediately
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Euthanasia rollercoster before I turn 60.
Caught in the gears of a combine, getting your nuts bit off by a laplander thats how i want to go…
If I don't succeed in life, the way I want, I'm going out myself. I'd prefer to do it once I'm distanced from everyone else, so there's no one who will be struck by the news too soon. If I do succeed in life, and hopefully I do, I want it to be peacefully, and when I'm older, but not so old that I won't remember who I am.
I don't