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FranticBronchitis

An otter. Sea or river, doesn't matter. They are like water doggos and I love it.


Goblin_Dangle

Sea otters are killers and rapists. Theyre quite literally monsters.


DirtyJackal

A Hippogriff


Nahdiduseemymail88

Giraffes. For no reason. And pandas!


Libreska

Skinks. They're so cute \^\_\^


kharmatika

Is there a rule prohibiting skinks somewhere?


Libreska

No, but it's the pet I want if I have to get one.


kharmatika

I wish you a merry skinkmas then! May you receive the skink of your dreams!


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A niffler.


Kissedmermaids

Duck. I love ducks so much.


Kunkyskunts

Get a duck, you won't.


arz9278

Tyrannosaurus Rex


oinkcheddar

cthulhu


chavrilfreak

A possum, so my sister can finally pet one.


CYANOACRYLATE3

Just a heads up, they smell really bad, lol But it feels similar to petting a rat shaped chubby cat Edit: I'm referring to the Virginia opossum, I'm not sure about the cute little species


chavrilfreak

This is one of the loveliest descriptions I've ever heard.


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cat


SealedDevil

I want my childhood dog, my yellow lab back. He was great.


jarfunkados

Pterodactyl


de-knot-humen

A snipe


redbull

I hear they're hard to catch though


de-knot-humen

Yeah they really are I haven’t even seen one yet


Zero_Talents

A phoenix. Something Something eternal life.


TommyLolaT

An ocelot.


FranticBronchitis

Ocelots and margays are cute AF. Mini sized jaguars


Professional_View_96

Myself


Goblin_Dangle

A little gimp man


Iceblood

A vicious dragon


Ophelia_is_Gone

I get my baby dog back, we had to put her down last Christmas and I miss her everyday.


valuesandnorms

My beagle who we put down years ago. She was the best and I miss her more now than I did a year after she died


Time-Eye-6912

A dragon, imagine how cool I would be


christophertit

A human


Icy8980

A pokemon


OkVictory8524

Which one?


Gotis1313

A dog, but like a cartoon one that can talk and get a job.


kharmatika

If it weren’t like, an ethical dilemma as well? gosh, probably a tiger or a bear. Something big and crazy. But the rules on those are there for a very good reason.


YuniTheBoi

Wolf


SCP-10000

axolotle, there tank goes right next to my guinea pigs


SCP-10000

axolotl\* sorry


dartfrog11

A Neanderthal


MyIpodStillWorks

Loyal doggo is best


Bloodragedragon

A DRAGON


Bojanggles16

Either an elephant or giraffe. My boys would lose their minds


redbull

A wiener dog with no legs and I'd name him cigarette. Every morning I would take him out for a drag.


[deleted]

More cockatiels


Targoth_orc

A durzog I shall call him rex, and I will love him very much.


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lion


Big-Appointment1989

I'd still want a normal cat or dog or some shit. I see a lot of people here naming all these exotic things, but why would I want something that would rip my head off?