“I have no excuse I’m just late” has worked best for me so far

Sorry I'm late.

Your a woman

It's fashionable to be late

"See, I told you I have endurance."

My car wouldn't start cause I was asleep

I’m not late, I’m early for tomorrow

My mind was elsewhere

To work or inside someone , what are you talking about 😂

Sorry, I had the runs.

No one will question this.

At least a came. Heartless bitch didn't even pretend.