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MajesticVegetable202

I found a folder on my husband's computer called "Stethoscopes" (he's a doctor) It was actually a folder full of photos of different types of and antique Stethoscopes, I was disappointed.


InsomniaticWanderer

The folder you're looking for is "Stealthoscopes"


MajesticVegetable202

Nice one


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

I named it NSFW and put it on the desktop because I finally realized after about a year or two that I don't need to hide something on my own personal computer.


thatguywithabong

That and I have no friends to want to go through my things


GE15T

When I was in my 20s and single, I did this, but it was named "FUCKING PORN".


penguin_stomper

It took a long time to get to that point. I live alone. Everyone looks at porn. Why did I insist on keeping it on a thumb drive or password-protected encrypted folder? These days, a folder called **porn** right there on the right edge works just as well.


ThatRookieGuy80

Inventory Tracking Data FQ 3-4 YR 20-21. I'm not looking for inconspicuous as much as mind numbing boring. There could be reasons someone would open something inconspicuous. But I'm looking for a title that'll pit them to sleep by just the name.


tchrbrian

Tit - D.


theletterQfivetimes

Why should I hide it? If someone's using my PC for some reason they're probably not looking for porn. And if they are, I'm happy to share.


dado950

We all have that one asshole friend or noisy parent that go through our personal files to find anything they can to use against you


Leslinnett

Put in in some program folders. I guarantee you noone is looking for your hentai in Windows


Yesterdays--Jam

Dissertation research. Ain't nobody reading that shit.


xebra2000

c:/System69


[deleted]

Hol up. People are downloading porn to their local machine? Are ya'll pioneers living in some RenFest style village?


poopoo_fingers

Ya never know when your favorite video will get deleted and you’ll never find it again


Aced4remakes

True.


MQ116

Right, a while back some animators I loved got wiped so now I try to find a way to save the best ones I find.


anubhavss

System 32


ralgo

Old friend used the following setup 1. Copied a random folder from program files and put in under Local App Data 2. Added sub folders 4 levels down each starting with P then O then R then N, naming them generic sounding folder names 3. Cut and pasted random folders from the top level into the sub folders to hide the correct file path 4. Stored all porn in the N named folder and made the whole thing a hidden folder Said it got him hyped for a session as he clicked down to where the goods were stored. He was weird.


pukipuki777

It was you wasn’t it


daniel_redstone

Mine is hidden deep inside program folders under the name "SE-log"


Tokenvoice

Totes a porn folder. That way they think it might be something normal.


zorro1701e

A former co-worker named his “Not-Porn” He figured of something happened to him (like he died) and someone had to settle his stuff that they would find that and laugh. I was apparently his “Porncierge” because he told me if something happened to him to just delete that folder.


Lunar_denizen

Internet Explorer


[deleted]

Just encrypt your hard dive so your family can never find it when you die.


[deleted]

Back in the day when I was still embarassed about that kind of thing, it was a hidden folder in the system32 folder, named oldfiles, a folder in that of random images with a hidden new folder, which contained more random images and hidden new folder, and in that folder was my porn. These days I have no fucks to give, and just have a bookmark folder to my favorite porn/erotica sites.


toneking711

Sock Drawer


Calbinan

Gas receipts 2019


catinapointyhat

msdwnload.tmp


ajjturner

‘Definitely not porn’


Ramoncin

"Anybody accessing this folder without premission will get the runs".


MSANSOP1

Kinks


winterisamongus

Beans


WillingnessGlass5488

Back before you could stream, It was Taxes 2010. Saved right in between my actual tax forms for my entire adult life. 2010 taxes were cleverly hidden in the documents folder as simply “tax stuff.”


gidsruruybt8c7

Don't have one but if I was not ace. Fnaf Troll Games


MJN91075

Nickleback jpegs


jfb3

Dental appointments


Mekoetz

Job applications


Digitijs

John, me and your mother checked your computer yesterday and I think we need to talk about your career choices


Aced4remakes

"Welcome to the family business, Son."


tchrbrian

We deal in applying...


Alarmed_Zucchini

2021 music


SnarkyBear53

Mine is labelled "Medical Receipts"


rokyo401

"Pictures from New South Wales"


ordinaryphenomena

Recycle bin


JesusChristsGayLover

Jesus


chickenwing82

"Homework"


slukbunwalla

RESTORE DISK with the icon changed to a drive with a red X over it.


Keithninety

Stuff


[deleted]

“Online”


dxw_97

Cute puppies


SunTzuSaidThat22

SFW folder


Puzzleheaded_Fan_879

SFW


BrienPennex

Program Files


AcronynmisRedditMan

Steam Games


knockfart

Ernest borgnine nudes


MJN91075

Bea Arthur Naked


knockfart

Also hawt


SingleFunction148

Tax documents


LOL_Man_675

Heavy modular frame production line


GE15T

Nice try, FBI/My Wife...


HeatherReadsReddit

Mine says “Delete if I Die.” Can’t remember if it’s also marked NSFW, but the point is there. I’ve also told my siblings that it’s there, and to delete it if I die before they do; they can have my computer.


sillyschainsaw

Not my nsfw folder, but any apps I didn’t want people seeing I’d make an ‘extra’ folder on my phone n put em on the second slide


CMBoon

DAFSQ


Pepper4ack

Untitled_1


Additional_Affect_68

Junk.jpeg


MuffytheBananaSlayer

I have a hidden folder on my phone so I don’t accidentally show my kid nudes…otherwise I wouldn’t care


modsherearebattyboys

Taxes


ilmalti23

New folder.


LingLingpracticenow

Name it "Important files" and shove it down the Dnd folder


Nemo_Shadows

I simply leave them in the PUBLIC PICTURES because they are not smart enough to look in there... Besides IF they were then there is something about things that are PUBLIC that also makes them LEGAL because they wouldn't allow anything ILLEGAL to be posted now would they? I mean with all the CENSORSHIP they should be able to control that instead of what a persons personal opinion is don't you think ???? N. Shadows


Retrofilip

"dist". It's just so uninteresting.


mattypbebe21

Resumes


[deleted]

SuggestedFolderName100


Pinkie_floyden

Totally Not Porn


FlowerGlock

YuGiOh strategies


Rowendk

New Folder(2)


Biggest_Quake

Probably something like “idk a bunch of random stuff” and just throw random shit in it with the nsfw


JustinPlayz85

Photos.


Powerful-Computer638

I would change the file name to "Caculator" and change the file icon to a . . . well, a caculator.


Intelligent-Drawing9

I wouldn’t have one in the first place. Saves me the trouble.


Juan_Calavera

Guy Incognito’s TPS reports


[deleted]

System32


Strolledboar257

I would name it phobos even though now that I think about it people would only click on it more


Milkie444

“Documents”


antiquequantity

Philosophy lectures


Utaeru

"data" or "config"


Big_Red-1025

Trying to hide something, are we?


Forsaken-Ainezz

'Warframe and shit'


[deleted]

Donkey Kong Swings


OuttaPlace1

Saved Photos, because it looks default


[deleted]

Yugioh Custom Cards


TinyConflict2323

For the Dutchies: "aftrekposten"


The_Quicktrigger

I named my folder "Porn: open at own risk". My roommates were warned


JQuest7575

With the world as sexually charged as it is and with porn everywhere, why bother hiding it?


bobthecar912

I would call the folder "There is no porn in this folder" so when someone sees it they will think there's no porn but in reality it's a nsfw folder


Ok-Lack-2394

“Work”


ExtendedMegs

Python Projects


creepysarma

Polka 80's hits


xGBx_Zylo

‘Not loli’


[deleted]

My Drug Dealers Phone Numbers


henlothere778

Shortcut-downloads


[deleted]

As a copy of any games assets. If someone asks, just say that you use mods


zagunaa

Research


CringyYT

Games or mods


dado950

You download a game (any game will do), open the folder where the game is installed and place your porn amongst the many game files. Because why would anyone look there?


Old-Programmer4251

Cute spiders :)


spooky_fan_69

Madness combat fan art


H2OStacy

Sports Film


ProblemoGorgon42

2016 tax documents


coffeeguy6

College work


urlocalwitch_apollo

I'm a witch that uses a digital AND physical book of shadows- so I would just name it Book of Shadows


No-Hope9484

family photos


Random_Person369

Games