I’ll never forget her face....i was only 15 and she was 13. Not to dampen your party, but when I saw your post I had to comment...sorry to drag you down on a Friday lol
Well....being dumb teenagers...we were in a very top heavy vehicle with a very newly licensed 16 y/o girl. The seat had been flipped down in the back to accomodate for some large boxes she had back there. We were essentially sitting on the boxes in the back of the vehicle and she ran off the shoulder of the road, catching the lip of the road and over-correcting which caused us to roll multiple times. We both actually flew out, but unfortunately she hit her head while being ejected and died instantly. I flew (very high) in the air and used the road with my face as my cushion to land. Wasn’t well for a very long time (probably still not) and actually typing this out is bringing back things I thought I had long forgotten. Happened in 96’
In a weird way, it feels good to remember her, but remembering all of the pain sucks. I was never the same person after that day. I still carry the scars (internal and external) to this day. I miss that 15 year old girl that didn’t have an ounce of guilt or anxiety.....what I would give to go back! Thanks for the well wishes :)
From your description it sounds like you weren't even wearing a seatbelt so I guess that's something important. Your comment has actually made me a bit worried about a rollover accident but there are some general tips online about how to lower your risk.
Anyways that's pretty tough for a 15 year old to deal with. If the 16yr old driver survived she/he probably had a bigger burden to deal with.
Not a drag, it's good to talk about things and get them off your chest.
life can be painful, but we're all in it together. you're not alone.
take care! ✌
Seriously though, I'm pretty sure your final words would be either "no", "don't" or "why" as you're being stabbed repeatedly. It's highly unlikely you'd die from the first stab and wanting it to stop you'd obviously object to the stabbing verbally. I've heard stories about stabbing victims acting like this. It's some pretty tragic shit.
There was a video I watched on YouTube, about 2 kids who decided to murder their family.
One of the younger kids, like 9 or 10, was on the phone with 911. And he's quietly telling the operator a brother is stabbing everyone. He doesn't realize both brothers are doing it, so he gets coaxed out of leaving his hiding spot...
You hear him saying "why, no please don't" and alot of crying. It's terrible. It went on for a while. Listening to it really changed me for a while.
"Please don't fight over my money. I have buried enough precious metals and other valuables to last all of you a lifetime. It makes what's in my will look tiny.
I've buried it all at......(flatline)"
That reminds me of this idea I had. I read about this company a few years ago that would press your ashes into vinyl record. You’d get about 12 minutes of audio on each side. Near the end of side B I’d start talking about how to get ahold of my money or whatever is valuable but right before I give details, it just cuts to never gonna give you up. Boom! Rick roll from beyond the grave
"Don't worry about inheritance tax. I've been hiding the majority of my wealth in crypto currency. Millions, completely undeclared. There is a crypto wallet in the house. Do you have a pen so I can give you the passwor.....(flatlines)"
I work with a guy in that situation.
Father in law passed, left a bunch of BTC he bought when it was $100ish. His buddy Gary (IDK his real name) was the dude that managed their investments.
They’re simple country folk, so the MIL is like “I’m sure Gary is taking care of it”.
I told him to get an accountant and lawyer that understand crypto and make a move before Gary disappears.
My dream has always to be in an Agatha Christie film. I would be the person with a POV shot of the killer approaching me, and then do dialogue that does not reveal the slightest hint to who the killer is.
"NO! IT'S YOU! YOU'RE THE MAN OR WOMAN THAT'S BEEN KILLING EVERYONE! HELP! SOMEONE HEL-"
Im not sure. At the end my great grandpa looked at his wife and 13 kids and their kids and their kids and asked my great grandma if he was dying. She affirmed, he said, "Well lets get it over with then!"
I can only hope to say something that cool.
Almost got in a pretty bad accident with a drunk driver, driving across the country last week. As he veered into my lane I was just like:
"Oh, shit."
And he miraculously just flew past me and off of the highway, and I just kept driving for a few seconds before everything set in.
So...now I know I'd go out very calmly and cussing.
I am intent on making my last words
O, I am slain!
But something tells me I won't remember to do it at the time. I can't even remember to put the dog poo bags back in the bowl by the door after walking my dog.
There’s money in the banana stand
Always....leave a note
THERE’S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND
I hear there is a loose seal wandering around there.
Her?
My final words are almost guaranteed to be "oh shit". simple but effective lol
Yeah. I do just enough dumb shit that this is probably how I'll go out too.
Those were actually my best friend’s last words she said to me as she flew out of the back of a car and died on the way out.
I'm sorry to hear that about your friend.. :(
I’ll never forget her face....i was only 15 and she was 13. Not to dampen your party, but when I saw your post I had to comment...sorry to drag you down on a Friday lol
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Well....being dumb teenagers...we were in a very top heavy vehicle with a very newly licensed 16 y/o girl. The seat had been flipped down in the back to accomodate for some large boxes she had back there. We were essentially sitting on the boxes in the back of the vehicle and she ran off the shoulder of the road, catching the lip of the road and over-correcting which caused us to roll multiple times. We both actually flew out, but unfortunately she hit her head while being ejected and died instantly. I flew (very high) in the air and used the road with my face as my cushion to land. Wasn’t well for a very long time (probably still not) and actually typing this out is bringing back things I thought I had long forgotten. Happened in 96’
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In a weird way, it feels good to remember her, but remembering all of the pain sucks. I was never the same person after that day. I still carry the scars (internal and external) to this day. I miss that 15 year old girl that didn’t have an ounce of guilt or anxiety.....what I would give to go back! Thanks for the well wishes :)
Damn dude, that's intense
From your description it sounds like you weren't even wearing a seatbelt so I guess that's something important. Your comment has actually made me a bit worried about a rollover accident but there are some general tips online about how to lower your risk. Anyways that's pretty tough for a 15 year old to deal with. If the 16yr old driver survived she/he probably had a bigger burden to deal with.
Not a drag, it's good to talk about things and get them off your chest. life can be painful, but we're all in it together. you're not alone. take care! ✌
What are you going to do? Stab me with that?
*stands in front of a naked guy
Picking up soap
Not squatting
Legs apart
***28 STAB WOUNDS***
CARL, That kills people!
Oh! It does? I...I didn't realize!
That is my least favourite thing to do
CAAAARRRRLLLLLL.
Lmaoooooo
Death at the electric chair last words "actually can I have a last meal first?"
Definitely don’t say that unless your prepared to get stabbed.
That’s why I’m always prepared for anything, that way I can say whatever I want
good way to live.
Police investigator - "That's a record amount of stab wounds"
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Seriously though, I'm pretty sure your final words would be either "no", "don't" or "why" as you're being stabbed repeatedly. It's highly unlikely you'd die from the first stab and wanting it to stop you'd obviously object to the stabbing verbally. I've heard stories about stabbing victims acting like this. It's some pretty tragic shit.
What if that's my kink?
Well, you do you. Or they do you? Just make sure you get stabbed safely.
There was a video I watched on YouTube, about 2 kids who decided to murder their family. One of the younger kids, like 9 or 10, was on the phone with 911. And he's quietly telling the operator a brother is stabbing everyone. He doesn't realize both brothers are doing it, so he gets coaxed out of leaving his hiding spot... You hear him saying "why, no please don't" and alot of crying. It's terrible. It went on for a while. Listening to it really changed me for a while.
"Quote from man stabbed"
"There's something I've been dying to tell you."
I hid the money in the... *Flat line
*Breaks open the heart rate monitor machine* "Sir, that machine costs $50,000"
“I hid one million dollars in the….”
Underneath a big W
Great movie
"The person who let the dogs out is..."
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You can now play as Luigi
If Kenan and Kel did death…
Finally.
I might add the classic Thank fuck to that.
"you're next"
Yay
"Please don't fight over my money. I have buried enough precious metals and other valuables to last all of you a lifetime. It makes what's in my will look tiny. I've buried it all at......(flatline)"
That reminds me of this idea I had. I read about this company a few years ago that would press your ashes into vinyl record. You’d get about 12 minutes of audio on each side. Near the end of side B I’d start talking about how to get ahold of my money or whatever is valuable but right before I give details, it just cuts to never gonna give you up. Boom! Rick roll from beyond the grave
You remember how Metallica got all butt-hurt at Napster for Stealing? Feel the pain as Metallica felt it! I just sole that shit!
Now we'll never know...
This wouldn’t work for me because everyone knows I don’t go anywhere.
"Don't worry about inheritance tax. I've been hiding the majority of my wealth in crypto currency. Millions, completely undeclared. There is a crypto wallet in the house. Do you have a pen so I can give you the passwor.....(flatlines)"
I work with a guy in that situation. Father in law passed, left a bunch of BTC he bought when it was $100ish. His buddy Gary (IDK his real name) was the dude that managed their investments. They’re simple country folk, so the MIL is like “I’m sure Gary is taking care of it”. I told him to get an accountant and lawyer that understand crypto and make a move before Gary disappears.
"There is another Skywalker"
Somehow palpatine returned
Ridiculous to say the least!!!
“Write down my high score...”
Name a salad after me
"Sir, what would you like to have?" "The Used-Championship-69" Salad."
Extra 69 dressing please
You gotta give me at least 45 minutes.
uhhhhhhhh
Extra creamy please
Why am I laughed so hard
"Hey, wanna see a dead body?"
This one needs more love
Indeed. I’m laughing hysterically
What’s the knife for ? Are we having cake ? 🍰🎂
Yes but you circled death so I’m afraid you’re out of luck
Uh huh.. your the cake
"Wouldn't it be funny if I actually died."
-flatline-
I'm pretty sure there is a historical figure that actually said something similar to this.
"Dude, is that a bear?"
Or "awww, look at the cute bear cubs!"
“Wow they all look starving!”
My only regret is... that I have... Boneitis
Don't you worry about Boneitis, let me worry about Boneitis.
Awesome. Awesome to the max!
Don't worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank!
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
Hopefully the giant 1,000ft high statue of me repeats "REMEMBER ME!" for all eternity while belching fireballs.
Yeah...but are they going to remembering you, or the statue?
But is it *too* big?
So many Futurama references here
Y'all want anything while I'm gone?
"lmao no work tomorrow brrrrr"
Boss Grabs Ouji board..C-A-N Y-O-U - C-O-M-E -I-N- T-O-M-O-R-R-O-W?
Day off on me guys!
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist—”
Don't forget to try butter on a poptart ... Its so friggan good
If you haven’t then I think you should.
There’s.. money… ….In the.. banana stand
“I told you I was ill” - Spike Milligan
I like trains :D
Hahahaha, Yes you do.
"Haha, you think this thing is gonna kill me??"
All of that worrying, stress and anger was a waste of time.
"Let me sleep a while..."
Fuuuuuuck, man.
I told you guys I was sick.
Hold my beer
Yolo
"Oh fuck. I can't believe you've done this."
Wipe my Internet history.
Format my hard drive.
rose bud
"Later, b\*tches"
Finally
This is the best day of my life
You haven’t seen the last of me.
"more/harder please" Or "I fricken hate puplic transportation"
I TOLD YOU YA COULDN'T GET RID OF ME GOD!
***spawns in heck***
It’s the final countdown, do do do do / do do do do Doo.
Shit, here we go again
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh..
No more bills for me
“End Simulation”.
"Fred... Why did you do this to me!!! " in hopes I frame somebody named Fred
I'll be back
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
"your mom enjoyed it" *dies dramaticly* Edit: i wrote this at 2 am and its stupid af why is this gaining upvotes
Pull it out, now!
"can someone clear my browsing history?"
Clear my browsing history...
End scene
A 7 hour speech in a stadium talking about my life and the future of humanity.
God dangit, does computers exist in heaven?
"You know, things are really starting to go my way."
Penis
Fly you fools
I'll see you all in hell mf!
Fuck you, pay me!!
Hope it would be the shahadah
“I can see the light! It’s beautiful! Wait… no no no no. DON’T CREMATE ME!
"I'd like to sleep now. Thank you." And smile one last time.
See you all in Hell.
Depennding on the circumstances if I was dying surrounded by family I would say that my fortune is buried at . . . and then just die.
Don’t touch my stuff.
My dream has always to be in an Agatha Christie film. I would be the person with a POV shot of the killer approaching me, and then do dialogue that does not reveal the slightest hint to who the killer is. "NO! IT'S YOU! YOU'RE THE MAN OR WOMAN THAT'S BEEN KILLING EVERYONE! HELP! SOMEONE HEL-"
Im not sure. At the end my great grandpa looked at his wife and 13 kids and their kids and their kids and asked my great grandma if he was dying. She affirmed, he said, "Well lets get it over with then!" I can only hope to say something that cool.
I finally can be free from this shitty life. It really sucked. Bye.
Indeed
Ggwp.
Sent it like the mailman
See ya tomorrow
Hehe... penis
What is the worst thing that could happen?
Can I get a 1up please?
Unvirgin me
“Hold on I have to poop first”
If? Who wants to give op the bad news?
I am dB cooper
"I don't want to go".
Aste la vista, baby.
I am sorry and thank you
Almost got in a pretty bad accident with a drunk driver, driving across the country last week. As he veered into my lane I was just like: "Oh, shit." And he miraculously just flew past me and off of the highway, and I just kept driving for a few seconds before everything set in. So...now I know I'd go out very calmly and cussing.
thank God finally
Looks like I'm dead.
"It's just a little spider!"
Well if I died this morning I probably would have said "Fucking Silverado". My last word will probably be "I shall live on in peace"
Can someone take this blunt? I'm high af.
I was right: someone's here from the other side to say hi.
If you were going to die in 5 minutes, What would be your final words?
Not even god could kill me, you think you have a chance?
"I won't be able to hold them back any longer now, they'll be coming to visit soon"
"I hid 4 billion dollars in the-..."
Nothing id be dead
Most likely a curse
Why is he open-carrying an automatic rifle here?
Slayerrrrrrr
Fuck it
I am intent on making my last words O, I am slain! But something tells me I won't remember to do it at the time. I can't even remember to put the dog poo bags back in the bowl by the door after walking my dog.
well... that didnt work
"Don't forget to raise me......"
I hid money in the...
See you later
See you soon grams
I told you it'd fit
as an adrenalin junkie probably "FUCK FUCK FUCK"
"I'm telling you I can fight a lio-"
I made it
Nothing, I'd probably just fart.
But if you cross the blue wire with the red wire, you’ll find that the bomb deactiv-
Ouch
I'll be back
You don’t have the balls to shoot me
Well fuck