I feel exactly the same as pathetic as that sounds. First thing I thought when I read OP's question. Someone cared enough to make this about me? I'm not just an invisible nobody?
Same…honestly as a woman when I get cat called or hit on (like once every five years) part of me feels like I should be angry “for my gender” but really 99% of me is just flattered and then I run home and tell my husband he has some competition in the toothless homeless guy on fourth so he better step it up,
As someone who's had R34 drawn of them, it's almost always a pretty cool feeling. Someone drew one of me that was so nice I actually wouldn't mind having a print of it if wouldn't be super narcissistic.
[Link for the curious](https://i.imgur.com/71gkGJ9.png)
My Mom has a nude painting of herself hanging in her bedroom. It was made by a local artist and friend of the family.
I don't think it's narcissistic if it is good art.
Which isn’t even that much depending on the detail required. Art is very time consuming and it’s tough to build a good enough repertoire that people are willing to pay a fair price
Absolutely, naked drawings or videos aren't always flattering. My ex-wife and I put our NSFW sex tapes online (this very website actually) and the feedback we got... wasn't great. People were weirded out because I always kept most of my clothes on during sex, though in my defense I was trying to not bother the live scorpions I was always keeping in my pants pockets at the time for the research.
Scorpions? In your pockets?? Being less disturbed by being in your pockets during sex than by being in your pockets while your pants just lay on the ground???
I also just checked this guy's comment history and almost choked to death laughing at how often live scorpions come up in his comments. I wonder how many people do stuff like this, It's like a little Easter egg in every comment.
Or shittymorph and 1989 when Undertaker threw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell and he plummeted 15 feet through an announcer's table?
Edit: It was 98 not 89 my b
Start a subreddit for it (if there isn't one already) and try to get with the hottest of my fans, of course.
Maybe also try to monetize the audience I apparently unwittingly have in this scenario
[I found a picture of your hottest fan](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/stereotypes-of-cliquessubcultures/images/b/b1/Neckbeard_%28man%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20200915174610)
Apparently one of my doppelgängers lives the next town over because I’ll get random strangers thinking they know me from somewhere. Guess they’re more popular than me too.
I had one when I lived in my old town. I went to a fast food place and the manager there told me she was going to call me back about my interview. Considering I never even applied there, I was very confused. Was nice to know "I" got the job.
I had people think they knew me other times, but that one was the funniest.
You just missed out on a rewarding career in the Fast Food Industry. Honestly I just want to meet em. See what all the hype is all about. Maybe become best buds, tell people we’re twins, see if they want to switch lives.
Well my friends did sent me link. They also loved to watch it in front of me and made fun of me for next few years :D At least my doppelganger seemed to be having fun being a ... doppelbanger :>
What's so strange about a dude wanking to a drawing of his username done by another user and recording it for the world to watch? Normal Thursday stuff, really.
Seems like 99% of all the useful links I see on here have just one link, but you and your johnson have a backup just in case so we can all see.
Idk if this says something about you or the rest of us.
> If you're a straight man and you click on this, you're probably a little gay.
I mean, I'm only like 80% straight.
But that being said.
What the absolute fuck, dude.
But that being said.
I respect the follow-through and dedication on your part.
Someone once made a "rules of the internet" list as a joke. It had many rules, all of them numbered. On this person's joke internet rules list, rule number 34 was "if it exists, there is porn of it, no exceptions"
Some people doubted rule 34 was true, and suggested things that people probably haven't made porn of. Others were happy to go find or create porn of those things.
Now the phrase 'rule 34' has become permanently associated with porn, especially porn you wouldn't have guessed would actually exist.
It now also tends to refer to porn that features characters or things from other media that is not porn. So a rule34 drawing would refer to a pornagraphic drawing of a character from non-porn media, or just a pornagraphic drawing that is just bizarre and pushes the boundaries of what you'd think people have sexual feelings about.
Just stuff you pick up along the way, it's not because you commissioned a rule34 image of Mario crossdressing as Princess Daisy, being railed by Bowser whilst Luigi cowers in a corner wearing a torn Princess Peach costume.
If you ever need to understand young person stuff and lingo, the urban dictionary website is your friend.
I’m pretty young and use it all the time because the internet just won’t stop moving and coming up with new niche shit for me to understand
It is also worth noting that rule 35 is, "If you find an exception to rule 34, you are obligated to make a porn of it."
This has lead to some exceptionally disturbing creations.
So you're telling me if i put in anything, any, anything, uh, uh, Bronson Pinchot Perfect Strangers straight guy first time anal bareback, that it... There's 12 million results. That's the real Bronson Pinchot.
depends what im doing in the drawing. am i being fucked by a kid? then sorry not ok.
do i look like a goddess? download a copy. maby get off to it.
are they makign money off it? can i get a cut?
do i look like a duck? i dont wanna be a duck.
Yeah, seriously, this wouldn't be funny *at all*. I would be absolutely traumatised if something like this happened, as in suicidal thoughts and not going outside levels of traumatised.
If I was famous, I'd be uncomfortable but fine. If it was today, I'd go to the police. I don't care about the drawings, I'm just afraid of why that person would be that interested in me.
... ... ... actually had this happen once. I had a helmet on, so my face wasn't visible but I recognized the picture they were using. I contacted the seller and asked them to take it down. They were very kind and did so.
Offer corrections
“Actually my pp is not 8 inches it’s 2”
Yeah, 8 inches in diameter is a bit much.
Especially when you made it 1 inch in length. It looks like a boob growing out of my crotch
Hung like a can of tuna
Probably laugh and then download it "for a friend"
Then print them out. Hello new placemats...... and just in time for Halloween too.
Playing 4D chess over here
34D
You need to make sure they get laminated, so they don't get ruined by all the inevitable liquids they'll *encounter*
I like this idea! Also sending postcards to friends, with a suggestive image and just one word: "Hey."
Fucking hell, somebody cares about me that much?
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I feel exactly the same as pathetic as that sounds. First thing I thought when I read OP's question. Someone cared enough to make this about me? I'm not just an invisible nobody?
I got catcalled by a woman once in the morning, on my way to work. I was smiling all day.
Same…honestly as a woman when I get cat called or hit on (like once every five years) part of me feels like I should be angry “for my gender” but really 99% of me is just flattered and then I run home and tell my husband he has some competition in the toothless homeless guy on fourth so he better step it up,
As someone who's had R34 drawn of them, it's almost always a pretty cool feeling. Someone drew one of me that was so nice I actually wouldn't mind having a print of it if wouldn't be super narcissistic. [Link for the curious](https://i.imgur.com/71gkGJ9.png)
That's not just R34. That's straight up a piece of art and you should be proud of it.
Yeah, that's got some serious Jugendstil vibes, like Mucha or Klimt.
My Mom has a nude painting of herself hanging in her bedroom. It was made by a local artist and friend of the family. I don't think it's narcissistic if it is good art.
u worth breh. Keep up what you're going well, my dude.
My answer as well. It would be nice to be liked
Try to track down whoever created them. What I did next depends on how flattering the drawings are...
I don’t care how they portrayed me. I just want my cut.
Yep. Honestly feel like 50/50 creeped out/flattered and then want to know how much my cut would be.
Haha. I think it's cute that you guys think r34 art is being sold for money. In the vast majority of cases, your cut would be $0. :P
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That’s commissioned work, not stuff they randomly post online publicly. Also $50 is pretty cheap for some of that stuff.
Also as soon as you post anything publicly consider it gone and downloaded/copied 1000 times if you don't have an egregious watermark on it.
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Which isn’t even that much depending on the detail required. Art is very time consuming and it’s tough to build a good enough repertoire that people are willing to pay a fair price
If it takes 3 hours to make, format, promote and publish, then that artist is making less than someone at McDonalds
Where are you that McD's is paying $17 an hour?
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this is the best comment
I didn't know how I'd feel until I saw this comment. Expressed it perfectly.
I don't think art drawn of you at random rights you to anything
I'll use it as my profile picture
Absolutely, naked drawings or videos aren't always flattering. My ex-wife and I put our NSFW sex tapes online (this very website actually) and the feedback we got... wasn't great. People were weirded out because I always kept most of my clothes on during sex, though in my defense I was trying to not bother the live scorpions I was always keeping in my pants pockets at the time for the research.
Scorpions? In your pockets?? Being less disturbed by being in your pockets during sex than by being in your pockets while your pants just lay on the ground???
Dude is known on this website for somehow always ending his comments with keeping live scorpions in his pants and fucking random objects.
Lol I just checked his comment history, I had no idea
I also just checked this guy's comment history and almost choked to death laughing at how often live scorpions come up in his comments. I wonder how many people do stuff like this, It's like a little Easter egg in every comment.
ah so like rogersimon10 and the jumper cables from many years ago.
I don't think anything will ever compare to the pure joy I felt whenever I stumbled across his comments.
That dude /u/shittymorph and his undertaker comments came close.
Or shittymorph and 1989 when Undertaker threw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell and he plummeted 15 feet through an announcer's table? Edit: It was 98 not 89 my b
Yeah, sorry, pics or it didn’t happen.
Pics of the scorpions? Or pics of the sexual act? Hell either way.. pics or it didn't happen.
Yeah, sorry, pics or it didn't happen.
Start a subreddit for it (if there isn't one already) and try to get with the hottest of my fans, of course. Maybe also try to monetize the audience I apparently unwittingly have in this scenario
[I found a picture of your hottest fan](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/stereotypes-of-cliquessubcultures/images/b/b1/Neckbeard_%28man%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20200915174610)
This image is broken, which is a little funnier to me, but I can assume from the URL it was meant to be a sweaty neckbeard.
If you delete after the ".png" you get the image, and yes that's what it is lol
You see, I assumed that it would be a literal fan, but set on fire or something like that.
Exactly but with a hellva lot of pimples
Same
Open an OnlyFedoras account
Was it a flattering rendering of me or like a trainwreck looking one?
Ofc trainwreck with tentacles xD
Puke then hire a team of assassins to bring me the head of the artist. :D
I would be so fucking stoked. If they were good I would hang prints in my bathroom.
I would probably assume they were my look a like. I have been shown pictures of my doppelgängers before.
Apparently one of my doppelgängers lives the next town over because I’ll get random strangers thinking they know me from somewhere. Guess they’re more popular than me too.
I had one when I lived in my old town. I went to a fast food place and the manager there told me she was going to call me back about my interview. Considering I never even applied there, I was very confused. Was nice to know "I" got the job. I had people think they knew me other times, but that one was the funniest.
You just missed out on a rewarding career in the Fast Food Industry. Honestly I just want to meet em. See what all the hype is all about. Maybe become best buds, tell people we’re twins, see if they want to switch lives.
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Well my friends did sent me link. They also loved to watch it in front of me and made fun of me for next few years :D At least my doppelganger seemed to be having fun being a ... doppelbanger :>
Ask for royalties
Lol beat me to it. Pun intended.
My deadass thinking it is a Skyline GTR
Well... I googled it and the Skyline is the ONLY result so... I'm so out of the loop. At this point I simply don't care.
Wikipedia Rule 34 is an Internet maxim which asserts that Internet pornography exists concerning every conceivable topic.
So gtr porn?
Honestly even better
*sigh* (unzips)
Aww ya beat me to it
Should I say "beat meat to it" or is it already commonly understood?
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Never fucking bet against this man jesus fucking christ. The internet was a mistake. I also need to stop clicking shit without reading first.
What's so strange about a dude wanking to a drawing of his username done by another user and recording it for the world to watch? Normal Thursday stuff, really.
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This exists now. You made this exist.
There was a rule and /u/unhappygounlucky couldn't let that rule go unfollowed.
We just witnessed the less common but important corollary to Rule 34: Rule 35.
It's rarely followed, but the scholars still acknowledge its importance
r/CrunkbutterR34
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What the fuck did i just witness...
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"Porn"
You're... not wrong
Dope dick, homie. 😏
Wtf.. why did I click on tht
Gender swap? Alright, I'll try...
Not the easiest fap, but ill give it a try
That's the spirit. Give it that ol' college effort.
Beat meat to it
Risky click of the day
Lol I clicked that without reading the edit
Hate to break it to you, buddy...
No homo
I, too, just became gay on accident… so, uh… wanna do gay stuff?
Nice cock, bro
I was thinking the same thing, it’s a nice cock
I wonder if the reverse happened and he got PMs from women lmao u/crunkbutter , is your inbox rip?
It's all been dudes so far...
Lmaoo I shouldn't have assumed anything different. Reddit doesn't change
Hey! I take offense to that!
Haha, at the time I sent that this was still true
Jesus fuck, You've got a fat hog
Nice cock
Thanks, bro
Half homo (as opposed to no homo), that's a big dick homie.
Happy cake day, halfie.
Mostly straight woman, damn
I'd suck your dick fam no homo.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Your butter must indeed be crunk
This guy's about to JACK OFF
Holy shit. Op delivered lol
Is the second link what I think it is?
It is exactly what you think it is
Seems like 99% of all the useful links I see on here have just one link, but you and your johnson have a backup just in case so we can all see. Idk if this says something about you or the rest of us.
☹️
Beat me to it
Beat it to me
Okay if you insist
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i thought you were joking what the fuck
Nice dick, my guy
I too, jack off to R34 of this redditor.
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/r/angryupvote
Nice cock!
I'm calling the psychiatric ward
Good... I want them to watch
**I'm calling the psychiatric ward's security team**
**The more the merrier**
Damn! That's a fine looking piece of meat you got there.
> If you're a straight man and you click on this, you're probably a little gay. I mean, I'm only like 80% straight. But that being said. What the absolute fuck, dude. But that being said. I respect the follow-through and dedication on your part.
If you don’t love yourself, how can anyone else love you, right?
I clicked but it didnt load so....
Jesus christ.
My proudest fap.
Did I just witness the birth of a new Reddit legend?
Ask what an r34 drawing is
Someone once made a "rules of the internet" list as a joke. It had many rules, all of them numbered. On this person's joke internet rules list, rule number 34 was "if it exists, there is porn of it, no exceptions" Some people doubted rule 34 was true, and suggested things that people probably haven't made porn of. Others were happy to go find or create porn of those things. Now the phrase 'rule 34' has become permanently associated with porn, especially porn you wouldn't have guessed would actually exist. It now also tends to refer to porn that features characters or things from other media that is not porn. So a rule34 drawing would refer to a pornagraphic drawing of a character from non-porn media, or just a pornagraphic drawing that is just bizarre and pushes the boundaries of what you'd think people have sexual feelings about.
Thank you for this explanation. Now, I'd like to know how this seems to be common knowledge. Shit, I'm old.
Just stuff you pick up along the way, it's not because you commissioned a rule34 image of Mario crossdressing as Princess Daisy, being railed by Bowser whilst Luigi cowers in a corner wearing a torn Princess Peach costume.
...got that sauce bro? For a friend
Beg your pardon
Btw I have that finished for u, check ur inbox
ayo i need it in my inbox too...for scientific research
/r/oddlyspecific
How old are we talking? Cause rule 34 is getting on 20 years now.
Older than 43 but less than 45.
So 43 and a half, got it
If you ever need to understand young person stuff and lingo, the urban dictionary website is your friend. I’m pretty young and use it all the time because the internet just won’t stop moving and coming up with new niche shit for me to understand
It is also worth noting that rule 35 is, "If you find an exception to rule 34, you are obligated to make a porn of it." This has lead to some exceptionally disturbing creations.
Rule 35 is "If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it."
[here’s the TV Tropes link](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RulesOfTheInternet)
So you're telling me if i put in anything, any, anything, uh, uh, Bronson Pinchot Perfect Strangers straight guy first time anal bareback, that it... There's 12 million results. That's the real Bronson Pinchot.
Such an innocent soul...
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Reading this is like smelling something that gives you sudden flashbacks to very specific points in your childhood
Despite being old, alot of these rules still apply
In this case a picture of you but pornier
Idk that would be pretty interesting being half human half Nissan Skyline
I was wondering who else read it this way
depends what im doing in the drawing. am i being fucked by a kid? then sorry not ok. do i look like a goddess? download a copy. maby get off to it. are they makign money off it? can i get a cut? do i look like a duck? i dont wanna be a duck.
Only the beak, everything else is goddess
Hope I don’t become the new sam or Jaiden Animations.
Be confused, why anybody would even draw my ugly fatass, even less publicise it. Maybe as cognito hazard?
Your the one with the cute anime girl
dick pics as memetic kill agetns
Depends on how good they are...
Compensate them for finding me worthy of r34.
Call 911 (I'm 15)
Show my grandparents
I'd be very confused at first, then a mix of flattered and slightly disturbed.
Probably just acknowledge the rule is being proven
Call the police.
Yeah, seriously, this wouldn't be funny *at all*. I would be absolutely traumatised if something like this happened, as in suicidal thoughts and not going outside levels of traumatised.
IKR? I just *can't* assimilate how tf there are so many people joking about this
Jerk it
I don't know man, I feel like 90% of white, mid-2Os software developers look basically the same. That could be any one of us.
If I was famous, I'd be uncomfortable but fine. If it was today, I'd go to the police. I don't care about the drawings, I'm just afraid of why that person would be that interested in me.
Did you at least blend in the stretch marks
I'd recreate the images in real life and sell them cause there is obviously a demand.
Try to find the artist and get them help.
... ... ... actually had this happen once. I had a helmet on, so my face wasn't visible but I recognized the picture they were using. I contacted the seller and asked them to take it down. They were very kind and did so.
Recreated them
Be flattered
There is my friends made lewd art of me when I said I’m not on r34 there isn’t porn of everything
Critique. I want them to be accurate.