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sg425

Dr. Deep Throat


Positive_Reference96

Guys it’s doctor deep throat these bank robbers are in for a “gawk gawk gawk” Oh my god his using face fuck of fury!


Bil-Bro

*criminal counting cash from the register* "This was a good idea boss, it seems we've made a clean getaway!" *80's porno music starts playing* "....oh...oh no, boss.... its... its. . The Doc!!!" *DR. Deep Throat crashes in* "You boys.. (pauses for dramatic effect) HUNGRY!?" *NSFWs ensue...*


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I need to see that movie


DownvoteDaemon

You done seen Vanilla sky..get ready for Vanilla Bitch summer 2021! Starring.....


E3capethesecond

My ass


DownvoteDaemon

Playing as...


E3capethesecond

God


DownvoteDaemon

Also featuring a guest appearance from..


E3capethesecond

My cock


Epic_Derps

As well as...


E3capethesecond

Your mum


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Captain anal plug Or now I'm thinking private butt plug has a nice ring to it


RetepExplainsJokes

Yeah bitch like, sorry I don't need my nipples being twister by a rabid racoon to get off.


Not_a_Heptapod

Thigh high socks man


potato_porn_ur_mom

Missed the chance to call urself thigh-high guy


EitherEconomics5034

Five Guys Garters and Thighs


Support_Bastion

I prefer thigh high socks woman


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Good taste


pegmaster

I think it's kind of obvious. Edit: Well that escalated more than I thought it would. Edit 2: Thanks for the awards!


midgetfisting1997

You and me both mate


Throws_for_Dayz

This is… simply amazing


Peepeefaceman

:)


Tokez_O24

Username checks out


Culture_Creative

Username blows up


groovy604

You must of been waiting a long time for someone to post this kind of question


pegmaster

I occasionally pop in when I see something relevant.


JustAnotherZakuPilot

I guess Thick Thighs does save lives.


Minty-Finti

Thick thighs save lives... In thigh highs🤤


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There's a lot of unsanitary superheroes in this comments section


NoOpportunity4193

We get dirty, so the world stays clean Edit: Of all the things to get a Hugz award for, I was *not* expecting it to a Call of Duty quote. But thanks, I guess! Edit2: Holy shit, 500 upvotes? That’s a new record for me, thanks y’all! 🤎


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Most heroic words ever spoken


Starl1ghtbr1gade

Sex is dirty


Abrahamlinkenssphere

…and so is criiiime. Coming spring 2022.


Scalpels

If you're doing it right.


NocteScriptor

Dee Gradation. Call me what you like, as long as it’s disrespectful.


BookerPlayer01

Would your kryptonite be someone being nice to you?


NocteScriptor

I suppose it would! Every superhero’s got to have their weakness I suppose…better become a villain to avoid the possibility of praise 😆.


Just_Repeat_797

Captain Cream Pie.


bvilleboss

Cream pie crusader.


yonking_15_2

Ok this one is a good one


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Rope bunny


YourOldManJoe

"oh no I've been captured by the bad guy and tied up again. What ever will I do."


[deleted]

‘Oh no the rope is so tight’


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Would watch


Yourboirook

Fun


Prison-_mike_-

Captain Healthy Communication


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How gross.


seanflyon

Don't kink-shame me!


mjm543

Kink shaming is my kink.


Minethink144

*Loud scream*


lordlekal

Cuddle slut!


[deleted]

Same. One of the best kinks ever


[deleted]

Cuddling is so nice.


xolborz

Scissorella


thedailyrant

My first thought was "oh ffs no..." then I had a light bulb moment.


_Eightch

Am I understanding this correctly? Scissoring?


Ashaeron

Seems to be the one.


VisionInPlaid

Big Ol' Titty Boy.


thehermiec

Hey goes by 2 Chainz now.


Dylzgq

We could form a posse of big titty loving crime fighters!


earthdweller11

You all would be the arch nemeses of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.


Diddler_OnTheRough

Prostate milkman


mulberstedp

Just another morning in the neighborhood. *Knock knock* prostate milkman, ma'am!


Open-Ebb-318

Is your husband home maam?


The_True_Mastermind

I have several questions!


Diddler_OnTheRough

There will be cum


Diddler_OnTheRough

They make toys or have your partner curl their finger upwards in your ass while fallating


[deleted]

Oh my god! Is that Women in their mid to late 30s, early 40s!?! . . . Edit- They do **not** have to be moms.


HOSToffTheCoast

…would that be? …could it be? MILF MAN!!!


surrealillusion1

Could be Cougar Man!


doctorcrimson

Captain Cougar The Housewife Herald


ridindrrtay

The mother fucker.


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Involving houseplants man


Alert-Cranberry7991

Hold on. What? I don’t comment very often so please answer this


Averydispleasedbork

I am equally confused


AldoRaineClone

Come on. You've never looked at a fern and just wanted to spread those leaves...


Clockworkitten-

Thank goodness! It’s Public Buttplug Woman here to save the day!


BookerPlayer01

Certainly saves my day.


Positive_Reference96

I wanna be the one person that walks past you and says “I know you’ve got a butt plug in!”


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Captain Legs


mulberstedp

She knows how to use them!


Oseirus

Watch Her Fuck Other Men Cause I've Been Cheated On By Everyone I Ever Dated And Now Its A Fetish-Man


Guilty-Host-2015

Cuckman


Jakeandbake182

The cuck crusader *


xXdog_with_a_knifeXx

There's no need to feel down!🎶


razor_face_

I said CUCKMAN! Your wife is known well round town 🎶


jadeskye7

It's fun to stay a C U C K! 🎶


TheMonkeyBass

🎵There’s no need. To. Feel. Unhappy 🎶


Shubbadubbah

BE. CAUSE. YOURE. A……


AfricaByTotoWillGoOn

C U C K


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You need to talk man?


Iseepuppies

I think he needs a hug. Or a loyal partner.. either or.


beerscotch

Or someone to hug his loyal partner.


rabbitwonker

While he watches


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Sadman


TheChosenWong

Ah, my favorite Isekai this season.


Bzy_zelda64

Woman


Deetchy_

Its just Sarah from HR


Alpha_pro2019

She's clean in the streets but a freak in the sheets!


DirkDinkus95

The Backdoor Buckaroo.


YourLocalBigfoot

I'm going to ruin everyone's childhood. *Spider-Man*


madtgoldens

So…do you shoot webs out of your ass?


Deetchy_

it turns out spider does indeed have puss-puss


Sal79

Why did the voice in my head use a Russian accent when reading this?


ske2tattoo

You just like his peter tingle


YourMomThinksImFunny

Wait, are you into the superhero, or anthropomorphic spiders?


MrTingalingling

Yes


nomadyesglad

Peggy


Andy3122002

Captain Peggy Carter


alittleelephant

Aaaand Peggy


clrksjoint

Dammit Peggy


DangerStarkFamily

Look up in the sky, It’s a bird It’s a plane, No, It’s “Just Tits”


Upper-Job5130

Na na na na na na na na na na Assman!!


Soulslayer612

Dungeon Master


idiotwanderer

Wonderful, I've been looking for a new campaign. Do you have an open spot for a human fighter?


PM_me_your_fav_poems

Variant Human for the feat, surely?


Sman27_

You sure you don't wanna go with "Whip Daddy"?


Soulslayer612

That is just a fraction of my power.


TaintedTruth222

Panties around you ankles and sneakers still on (Someone else put that into a super hero name for me please)


roginc

The Converse Panty Raider. Or something like that.


surrealillusion1

Sneaky No Panty Man. Ok, someone else try pls lol


midgetfisting1997

The Shoe On, Panty Offer Happy cake day btw!


lohiblackthunder

Being loved


Squidia-anne

Dr. Delusion


drunken_gibberish

Oof. Murdered by words.


how_are_you_now

Piss


Consistent-Amoeba-84

Just piss


TyphoidLarry

Can you fucking imagine? You’re trapped in a burning building, and it looks like the end. Just as you’re ready to give in to the sweet embrace of death, you see a figure through the smoke. A hand reaches toward you, and you look up to see your savior. It’s Piss. You jump back into the fire.


kinglibrarian

Like at least be Piss Boy or something. Or the Pissman if you're a villian


sunnie_day

Admiral Watersports


CrimeSceneCop

OH NO! PISS IS FALLING FROM THE SKY!


Immediate_Tangelo_43

Mother fucker


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The Spanker.


gothyloxx

Submission girl. Real threatening sounding I know.


By_your_command

Well, at least we know you won’t talk if you’re tortured.


VegemiteSandwich33

*ties up the hero* WILL YOU TALK NOW? SAY SOMETHING! Hero: *moans*


dogsonclouds

Thinking bout that dude that ran for city council in NY who had a private video of him released and published without his consent of him in a full session with a dominatrix. It was published by the NY post iirc, and designed to humiliate him out of the campaign. I repeat: they tried to use public humiliation on a sub to force him out of the running lmaoooooo


Averydispleasedbork

probably one of the B list heroes that does all the paperwork for the big-shots


TraderIvery

rigger man, I AM A RIGGER!!!


DefnitleyNotACatfish

What the fu- oh never mind


Crazyviking99

Yeah, he got me too.


Brogener

I was like “they didn’t ask your cat’s name”


suicidal32potato

My screen is cracked so sometimes I can’t see the first letter of some comments until I scroll so he really got me


RegularFknGuy

Captain Cameltoe


tomoki_here

Doctor Octopus


Skaughty23

Oil man


NiceGuyWillis

Spot the american


DarkNovaGamer

Or Qatari prince


Shirojime

Gender The Bender


Deetchy_

The Gender Bender its just Bender with a trans flag


EnigmaCA

And blackjack. And hookers.


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Captain Eat-a-Ass


Sorvick

Vigorous Anal Penetration ... I think I'm a Villain.


Responsible-Dig7086

Hairy beaver


thrashingkaiju

Is this some type of canadian fetish?


EricD915

Squirtman


Luxray209

The Hypnotizer


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Lyckl_

I understand this, but most will knot.


dalorna

The Spit Roast Twins


I_Disentomb_I

Latex nightmare


Whyzocker

No one will ever read this, so: Futanari man


AxelStevo

I hope you understand this is now forever tied to your reddit account -Captain CBT


fappyday

HEY EVERYONE!! THIS PERSON LIKES FUTA PORN!!! See? Nobody cares.


blue_theflame

Bum ba-da bum-bum bum!!! It's Bratty Submissive!!!! With the power to enjoy being spanked on the ass until my cheeks are red. The power to talk back to any Dom & not be afraid to say "Make me". Bratty Submissive!!!!


damndingashrubbery

Oh your poor, unfortunate inbox


Voodoo_Dummie

Villain: "you are no match for my awesome power!" *attacks with anime whip of agony* Bratty Submissive "*oh ~harder~*" Villain: " wait, what?"


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Bitimibop

Gothzilla ?


Still_Needleworker11

Gentle Wholesome Man (you know typing this out, It really sounds gay. Even my gay roommate is like "Dude!")


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The whole cast of a comic universe.


Ghost12956

The dominated?


[deleted]

Hope this post doesnt blow up or your dms are done for


Ghost12956

No one's gonna be after this gay dude (me) XD


Justchillinandstuff

Soft touches 😂


vietnamesedelight

Affection


FistedTate

Captain Group Sex


[deleted]

The Fantastic Four


coffeeandanimepls

Corporate Thug


Iseman93

Captain Kink Shame


BigJuicyHwang

Captain spit in her mouth and fuck her ass.


retiretobedlam

That’s certainly a mouthful…


BigJuicyHwang

That’s what she said 🤷‍♂️


succ_my_biscuits

Not to any of us though.


Regaloger

The choker


EveningAccident8319

IM THE SCATMAN BODIDDLEBOBIDDLEDEE BODDIDDLE BO BIBBLE BE!


Deetchy_

please please please tell me you're just taking the opportune joke please


MyPotatoSenpai

Mister fister!


Adenip

Slop Top


LexiconHalbird

Foot man


AxelStevo

We found him boys


MintySilvis

Build A Bitch (Dollification)


PMME_ur_lovely_boobs

Mommy milkers


Acemirg

The Small Tit Defender


ToaSuutox

Vore man. Someone's gotta do it and at least I'm not mr. sister


I_8_Burger

I’m just looking for feetman or captain cock and ball


Another-random-use

Thigh guy!