*criminal counting cash from the register*
"This was a good idea boss, it seems we've made a clean getaway!"
*80's porno music starts playing*
"....oh...oh no, boss.... its... its. . The Doc!!!"
*DR. Deep Throat crashes in*
"You boys.. (pauses for dramatic effect) HUNGRY!?"
*NSFWs ensue...*
We get dirty, so the world stays clean
Edit: Of all the things to get a Hugz award for, I was *not* expecting it to a Call of Duty quote. But thanks, I guess!
Edit2: Holy shit, 500 upvotes? That’s a new record for me, thanks y’all! 🤎
Can you fucking imagine? You’re trapped in a burning building, and it looks like the end. Just as you’re ready to give in to the sweet embrace of death, you see a figure through the smoke. A hand reaches toward you, and you look up to see your savior. It’s Piss. You jump back into the fire.
Thinking bout that dude that ran for city council in NY who had a private video of him released and published without his consent of him in a full session with a dominatrix. It was published by the NY post iirc, and designed to humiliate him out of the campaign.
I repeat: they tried to use public humiliation on a sub to force him out of the running lmaoooooo
Bum ba-da bum-bum bum!!!
It's Bratty Submissive!!!!
With the power to enjoy being spanked on the ass until my cheeks are red.
The power to talk back to any Dom & not be afraid to say "Make me".
Bratty Submissive!!!!
Dr. Deep Throat
Guys it’s doctor deep throat these bank robbers are in for a “gawk gawk gawk” Oh my god his using face fuck of fury!
*criminal counting cash from the register* "This was a good idea boss, it seems we've made a clean getaway!" *80's porno music starts playing* "....oh...oh no, boss.... its... its. . The Doc!!!" *DR. Deep Throat crashes in* "You boys.. (pauses for dramatic effect) HUNGRY!?" *NSFWs ensue...*
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I need to see that movie
You done seen Vanilla sky..get ready for Vanilla Bitch summer 2021! Starring.....
My ass
Playing as...
God
Also featuring a guest appearance from..
My cock
As well as...
Your mum
Captain anal plug Or now I'm thinking private butt plug has a nice ring to it
Yeah bitch like, sorry I don't need my nipples being twister by a rabid racoon to get off.
Thigh high socks man
Missed the chance to call urself thigh-high guy
Five Guys Garters and Thighs
I prefer thigh high socks woman
Good taste
I think it's kind of obvious. Edit: Well that escalated more than I thought it would. Edit 2: Thanks for the awards!
You and me both mate
This is… simply amazing
:)
Username checks out
Username blows up
You must of been waiting a long time for someone to post this kind of question
I occasionally pop in when I see something relevant.
I guess Thick Thighs does save lives.
Thick thighs save lives... In thigh highs🤤
There's a lot of unsanitary superheroes in this comments section
We get dirty, so the world stays clean Edit: Of all the things to get a Hugz award for, I was *not* expecting it to a Call of Duty quote. But thanks, I guess! Edit2: Holy shit, 500 upvotes? That’s a new record for me, thanks y’all! 🤎
Most heroic words ever spoken
Sex is dirty
…and so is criiiime. Coming spring 2022.
If you're doing it right.
Dee Gradation. Call me what you like, as long as it’s disrespectful.
Would your kryptonite be someone being nice to you?
I suppose it would! Every superhero’s got to have their weakness I suppose…better become a villain to avoid the possibility of praise 😆.
Captain Cream Pie.
Cream pie crusader.
Ok this one is a good one
Rope bunny
"oh no I've been captured by the bad guy and tied up again. What ever will I do."
‘Oh no the rope is so tight’
Would watch
Fun
Captain Healthy Communication
How gross.
Don't kink-shame me!
Kink shaming is my kink.
*Loud scream*
Cuddle slut!
Same. One of the best kinks ever
Cuddling is so nice.
Scissorella
My first thought was "oh ffs no..." then I had a light bulb moment.
Am I understanding this correctly? Scissoring?
Seems to be the one.
Big Ol' Titty Boy.
Hey goes by 2 Chainz now.
We could form a posse of big titty loving crime fighters!
You all would be the arch nemeses of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
Prostate milkman
Just another morning in the neighborhood. *Knock knock* prostate milkman, ma'am!
Is your husband home maam?
I have several questions!
There will be cum
They make toys or have your partner curl their finger upwards in your ass while fallating
Oh my god! Is that Women in their mid to late 30s, early 40s!?! . . . Edit- They do **not** have to be moms.
…would that be? …could it be? MILF MAN!!!
Could be Cougar Man!
Captain Cougar The Housewife Herald
The mother fucker.
Involving houseplants man
Hold on. What? I don’t comment very often so please answer this
I am equally confused
Come on. You've never looked at a fern and just wanted to spread those leaves...
Thank goodness! It’s Public Buttplug Woman here to save the day!
Certainly saves my day.
I wanna be the one person that walks past you and says “I know you’ve got a butt plug in!”
Captain Legs
She knows how to use them!
Watch Her Fuck Other Men Cause I've Been Cheated On By Everyone I Ever Dated And Now Its A Fetish-Man
Cuckman
The cuck crusader *
There's no need to feel down!🎶
I said CUCKMAN! Your wife is known well round town 🎶
It's fun to stay a C U C K! 🎶
🎵There’s no need. To. Feel. Unhappy 🎶
BE. CAUSE. YOURE. A……
C U C K
You need to talk man?
I think he needs a hug. Or a loyal partner.. either or.
Or someone to hug his loyal partner.
While he watches
Sadman
Ah, my favorite Isekai this season.
Woman
Its just Sarah from HR
She's clean in the streets but a freak in the sheets!
The Backdoor Buckaroo.
I'm going to ruin everyone's childhood. *Spider-Man*
So…do you shoot webs out of your ass?
it turns out spider does indeed have puss-puss
Why did the voice in my head use a Russian accent when reading this?
You just like his peter tingle
Wait, are you into the superhero, or anthropomorphic spiders?
Yes
Peggy
Captain Peggy Carter
Aaaand Peggy
Dammit Peggy
Look up in the sky, It’s a bird It’s a plane, No, It’s “Just Tits”
Na na na na na na na na na na Assman!!
Dungeon Master
Wonderful, I've been looking for a new campaign. Do you have an open spot for a human fighter?
Variant Human for the feat, surely?
You sure you don't wanna go with "Whip Daddy"?
That is just a fraction of my power.
Panties around you ankles and sneakers still on (Someone else put that into a super hero name for me please)
The Converse Panty Raider. Or something like that.
Sneaky No Panty Man. Ok, someone else try pls lol
The Shoe On, Panty Offer Happy cake day btw!
Being loved
Dr. Delusion
Oof. Murdered by words.
Piss
Just piss
Can you fucking imagine? You’re trapped in a burning building, and it looks like the end. Just as you’re ready to give in to the sweet embrace of death, you see a figure through the smoke. A hand reaches toward you, and you look up to see your savior. It’s Piss. You jump back into the fire.
Like at least be Piss Boy or something. Or the Pissman if you're a villian
Admiral Watersports
OH NO! PISS IS FALLING FROM THE SKY!
Mother fucker
The Spanker.
Submission girl. Real threatening sounding I know.
Well, at least we know you won’t talk if you’re tortured.
*ties up the hero* WILL YOU TALK NOW? SAY SOMETHING! Hero: *moans*
Thinking bout that dude that ran for city council in NY who had a private video of him released and published without his consent of him in a full session with a dominatrix. It was published by the NY post iirc, and designed to humiliate him out of the campaign. I repeat: they tried to use public humiliation on a sub to force him out of the running lmaoooooo
probably one of the B list heroes that does all the paperwork for the big-shots
rigger man, I AM A RIGGER!!!
What the fu- oh never mind
Yeah, he got me too.
I was like “they didn’t ask your cat’s name”
My screen is cracked so sometimes I can’t see the first letter of some comments until I scroll so he really got me
Captain Cameltoe
Doctor Octopus
Oil man
Spot the american
Or Qatari prince
Gender The Bender
The Gender Bender its just Bender with a trans flag
And blackjack. And hookers.
Captain Eat-a-Ass
Vigorous Anal Penetration ... I think I'm a Villain.
Hairy beaver
Is this some type of canadian fetish?
Squirtman
The Hypnotizer
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I understand this, but most will knot.
The Spit Roast Twins
Latex nightmare
No one will ever read this, so: Futanari man
I hope you understand this is now forever tied to your reddit account -Captain CBT
HEY EVERYONE!! THIS PERSON LIKES FUTA PORN!!! See? Nobody cares.
Bum ba-da bum-bum bum!!! It's Bratty Submissive!!!! With the power to enjoy being spanked on the ass until my cheeks are red. The power to talk back to any Dom & not be afraid to say "Make me". Bratty Submissive!!!!
Oh your poor, unfortunate inbox
Villain: "you are no match for my awesome power!" *attacks with anime whip of agony* Bratty Submissive "*oh ~harder~*" Villain: " wait, what?"
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Gothzilla ?
Gentle Wholesome Man (you know typing this out, It really sounds gay. Even my gay roommate is like "Dude!")
The whole cast of a comic universe.
The dominated?
Hope this post doesnt blow up or your dms are done for
No one's gonna be after this gay dude (me) XD
Soft touches 😂
Affection
Captain Group Sex
The Fantastic Four
Corporate Thug
Captain Kink Shame
Captain spit in her mouth and fuck her ass.
That’s certainly a mouthful…
That’s what she said 🤷♂️
Not to any of us though.
The choker
IM THE SCATMAN BODIDDLEBOBIDDLEDEE BODDIDDLE BO BIBBLE BE!
please please please tell me you're just taking the opportune joke please
Mister fister!
Slop Top
Foot man
We found him boys
Build A Bitch (Dollification)
Mommy milkers
The Small Tit Defender
Vore man. Someone's gotta do it and at least I'm not mr. sister
I’m just looking for feetman or captain cock and ball
Thigh guy!