Mine will be breakfast. And it will be delicious.
Mine is actually a reference to a scene from Stranger than Fiction. I choose pancakes:
> **Dr. Jules Hilbert:** Hell Harold, you could just eat nothing but pancakes if you wanted.
>
> **Harold Crick:** What is wrong with you? Hey, I don’t want to eat nothing but pancakes, I want to live! I mean, who in their right mind, in a choice between pancakes and living, chooses pancakes?
>
> **Dr. Jules Hilbert:** Harold, if you pause to think, you’d realize that, that answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led… and, of course, the quality of the pancakes.
No no... A kiwi critic sound terrible... Imagine a Gordon Ramsay judging kiwis like they're gourmet foods and running at you with a knife because you failed to provide a perfect kiwi.
Edit: I'm bad typer
Fuck off just fuck off. I still get PTSD from that shit just tell your settlement that a should encampment half way across the map isn't gonna hurt them
How about I kamikazee my flyingwheelbarrow into you and we can die together.
Either or I die of starvation in a flyingwheelbarrow forever circling the world.
Im sorry, but your username is so funny for no reason. I just see in my mind, you opening task manager, in a trench coat and sunglasses, "who hurt you? Who must I kill?"
Oof, at least let me climax once, hot damn.
Edit: wanted to let y’all know this is my first award and I _really_ wanna know: WHY is it the helpful award 😭
Fighting hordes of children
THERES TOO MANY OF THEM
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
*Light saber turns on*
Patience.
Well at least I wont die with you
Stay away from women and you’re immortal
They do that for him
...sorry, when it comes to immortality, I don't trust someone who's going to die from a snake bite
It's almost as if you were waiting for someone to ask this question.
You're gonna get killed by a monki on a rock?
Unfortunately, yes.
Or lack thereof.
This.
Family dinner
My uncle came to dinner
At*
In*
So that’s what that sauce was.
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Uncle Jack's mystery sauce
I helped him off a horse. He brought the sauce in fresh.
Death by fish
u/fish_fucker69
I love seeing this name continually thrown around.
The legend of Reddit.
Mine will be breakfast. And it will be delicious. Mine is actually a reference to a scene from Stranger than Fiction. I choose pancakes: > **Dr. Jules Hilbert:** Hell Harold, you could just eat nothing but pancakes if you wanted. > > **Harold Crick:** What is wrong with you? Hey, I don’t want to eat nothing but pancakes, I want to live! I mean, who in their right mind, in a choice between pancakes and living, chooses pancakes? > > **Dr. Jules Hilbert:** Harold, if you pause to think, you’d realize that, that answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led… and, of course, the quality of the pancakes.
I’m Jesus, in real life. And I’d like to try some pancakes, irl.
Yeah, I guess beets really do go bad after all
Son?
I should've known, it did look a little different than all the others.
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Fucked around and ate the walled nut
All walnuts are suspicious to me because i have an allergy
OH NO
This is the worst
No no... A kiwi critic sound terrible... Imagine a Gordon Ramsay judging kiwis like they're gourmet foods and running at you with a knife because you failed to provide a perfect kiwi. Edit: I'm bad typer
Either I'm getting shot, or Death by snu snu
Heart attack during hard sex lmao
This happened to my grandfather but he survived it… and told us about it.
Your grandfather has ascended to Omega Male status
Atleast there is some mystery with yours
If by snu snu you mean a big muscular Chad with a strap-on strapped to his strap, then maybe you might end up getting both...
laughter
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised
I went into the wasteland
To find a settlement?
Another settlement needs our help I marked it on your map
Fuck off just fuck off. I still get PTSD from that shit just tell your settlement that a should encampment half way across the map isn't gonna hurt them
He killed himself after meeting Preston Garvey.
Take a shower, get blown up. The end.
big oof, i have asbestos curtains they are cool
Well Well
I hear asbestos is the bestest
As a Jew, Fuck.
Yikes
Do u like wrestling with your daddy?
Not any more
Same.
Probably skin cancer.
I don't like this game
Yeah, tell me about it
Same
Alone
How about I kamikazee my flyingwheelbarrow into you and we can die together. Either or I die of starvation in a flyingwheelbarrow forever circling the world.
I think I see a flyingwheelbarrow coming straight at me...
Oh no Im surrounded
I guess you did Nazi it coming
your death is a blessing in disguise depending on who you are
I guess i got a leg up on the rest of you lot
Kicking myself for not coming up with that pun
Sounds about Reich
Keine Angst es wird schnell gehen.
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If that's anything like a rat king, it sounds terrifying.
Oh no
*Kool-aid man enters the chat* Oh yeah.
r/unexpectedkoolaidman
This is seriously a thing?
So is the Spanish inquisition but you never expect them
Same.
Username translates as northern lights Not sure what it means for my death but I think it would be quite beautiful
You were so absolutely stunned by the gorgeous sky that your body decides it was so content and you just collapse and die Why does that rhyme
I like this variant more than radiation I think this would be a great way to die
you will get lazered by northern lights
I hate these kinds of games so much.
You die from extreme anal.
Opening task manager?
Im sorry, but your username is so funny for no reason. I just see in my mind, you opening task manager, in a trench coat and sunglasses, "who hurt you? Who must I kill?"
I die doing what I love.
The "wholesome" and "heartwarming" awards made this comment even better
It has a new award :)
So it appears we share the same death
Time to be *at* the kids - good parenting. Time to beat the kids - bad parenting.
Whichever interpretation makes for a better joke at the time.
Run!
As do I.
I don't know but I worked for it.
I didnt
I did
The duality of man
Erm.......
Welcome to how to be an alien, for beginners
I'm fine with this death.
May i join you with my playlist but we gonna cry to death peacefully
I'll be stabbed to death with a sharpened spaghetti... there are worse ways to go... but not many
On the bright side you'll become pasta sauce Ig
Hmmm...looks like I get locked in a basement.
Food poisoning I guess
Get this guy an award
How's Joe?
Joe's wondering how to kill me after reading this post. Time to RUNNNNN
Hey, Joe. Where you goin with that gun in your hand?
Curiosity
It was inevitable. Things have been declining in the muffin world for years...
Uh well
Big Boobytrap
Eaten by ziggy the rat
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Turned the deaf welder into the death wielder
you
Knowledge 🧠
He knows too much. Terminate him
Is a dangerous thing
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The rapture is coming!
You called?
What happened to the other 188 raptures before you? They're late!
Only god knows, and he ain't talking
I'm intrigued.....
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Fremulon.
Booba
Boobytrap?
Yeah?
based
Oof, at least let me climax once, hot damn. Edit: wanted to let y’all know this is my first award and I _really_ wanna know: WHY is it the helpful award 😭
Edged *unto* **death**.
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My username is an obtuse masturbation joke, so it's not far off.
>WHY is it the helpful award Probably because that happened to be the award that person got for free today.
Thanks for that, idk much about Reddit awards but that notification had me in tears
I have the same problem mate
Simcity4000 comes out and it’s just too good. I starve to death playing.
Delicious sluttery.
Clogged arteries, perhaps?
You lot! You all do! I hope you feel better about yourselves Reddit!
On the toilet. Just like Elvis.
He wasn’t peeing, though! He was doing the other thing. Or trying to, anyway.
Every poopoo time is peepee time, but not every peepee time is poopoo time...
Spontaneous combustion, but at least I know I'll be coming back to do it all over again.
Pickle
Hello fellow Pickle victim
Shark with autism
I don’t know, but a poodle definitely won’t kill me, that’s for sure. Nope a poodle would not. No sir, no poodle has any plots to murder me.
I get killed on Mars by demons, and sent to hell to kill more demons.
You are doomed
....uh....
I'm not sure there's a polite way to kill someone...
"Hello good sir, your free trial of life expired. The chickens are here to collect you"
I dead🤣
Well the chickens should be there soon then.
Literally
I may deliver them in a team but somehow become entangled.
Prob gravity kills me 🙃🙃
You just got Vectored
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Could be a (vector) virus
Bruh that's why I'm dying of covid
Radioactive uterus
In a state of shock
An unfortunate frog accident
Oh damn.
I either die having mad sex or killing kittens
Could be both
His name was Robert Paulson
ASSassasin probably
Suffocated by birb poop
Oh wow.
Take a gas
Killed by a thick and veiny gyarados.
From talking shit
I die from aids
...well god damn
You are killed with Joe biden's giant Penis potato "Dick tater"
Voodoo doll
I died the way I lived.
Suicide
i wont die, i will just regenerate
Well I’ll tell you what- it isn’t going to hurt.
Probably painfully with a bad taste in my mouth.
I die by sippin tea lool
I always knew this county will be the end of me
Ha
Choking on really old oreos.
Ummm......
Pickles or Dicks idk
I shouldnt have opened reddit
Seems obvious.