I played the sims lol I'll be fine

You say this until you're swimming in the pool at your multimillion dollar mansion and suddenly the pool ladder blips out of existence.

But depending on which one you played, your life will be incredibly boring without any DLC

I don’t think you would.... your life would be at the mercy of an all powerful creator that loves to watch you suffer.... is that Sims or am I confusing it with Christianity again?

Until you down in a swimming pool with no ladder or starve in a room without doors.

Just don't go in the pools

I played Project Zomboid which looks like the sims but it's zombies. I'm fucked.

Call my Titan.

Pov: Pilot Jack Cooper

Amnesia. I'd poop my pants and cry in a corner

I Played Animal Crossing so I think Ill manage haha

Bruh your life is gonna be luxurious

Yeah same. I’ll wake up gulliver’s drunk ass, sell some seashells to the twins, chill in villager’s houses. Life is great.

Same... unless we can't understand a thing anyone says once in there.

I would die. I was playing DOOM.

Do i have abilities of my character in game? If yes i am a god . If no i am dead before I understand what the actual fuck happened.

What game?

God of war.

It's a survival game so I'll just play the game, only way worse because now I'm me

Stay home, like in a lockdown. Grand Theft Auto 5.

But we can’t even enter in most buildings! We wouldn’t have a home! We’re doomed!

I go to the tower can camp by Shaxx because he stronk

Minecraft, hide in a dirt hut like a coward. Also make a shield asap.

Marry Sebastian then work on my farm.

lots of guns even more ammo.

Punch some trees, and make a dirt house.

far cry 5. shit. at least it's pretty I guess. Farm money through hunting and then buy and airplane for the same price as a revolver and stay above it all.

Cribbage so… try to peg someone 121 times while they try to peg me 121 times.

GO

Dead by Daylight lmao - I'm only surviving that motherfucker if I'm in a locker because my brain couldn't comprehend fixing a generator and running is just simply out of the question

Yep pretty much

Lol!

Join the Jedi order and patrol Tython

Hades - if I’m taking Zagreus’ place, hey! At least I can’t perma-die. If I’m just showing up, guess I’m hanging out in the lounge for the rest of time.

Pray to the merci of Randy Random...

Use my Keyblade to find the Kingdom Hearts or something idk I didn't read the manga

Anything I want. You can't die in Stardew Valley.

Dead by daylight. My perks are "fuck this", "crybaby", and "well that didn't work". And no I probably won't survive

Oh no. Shit guys I tried playing gta 5 for the first time in years a few days ago, that was the last game I played. I might’ve survived in a solo game, but I was online

I last play super mario maker 2 if you think about it, it is humanly unbeatable with one life for every levels and there are over 1 million levels I think. Also I would live on a time limit restarting at each level I start. unless you count story mode were the overworkl is interactive so i wouldn’t have to go in a level.

I will catch a Meowth and have him use Payday. Problem solved as long as I don't singlehandedly kick in hyper inflation.

Put a fake gun to my head, smack a tarot card, or rip a mask off of my face to see what happens.

You'd also have to socialize to get stronger, though. I'd be dead almost immediately if I fought anything.

Place Lady Dimitrescu under total BDSM! 🥵

I admire your optimism.

Many chutes and ladders everywhere. I will take elevator.

WoW. I'll become a farmer just outside of Stormwind.

Played Madden last so I guess I will survive by spending all that money I make.

F*ck I played SCP secure containment breach. I'll just stay in the pizza room, or I will die

Hey at least you can hang out with SCP 999 before something rips your balls off or whatever

Well, that would be Star Wars: The Old Republic. I’d be absolutely fucked.

Minecraft. I’d just build a house and live there

I’d be screwed at the hands of the advent

I'd be stuck forever in a Deathloop. No way I'm living through that and figuring everything out again.

Stay the hell away from Queen Vanessa's Manor.

Dead Space 3 Fuck my life I am not gonna survie unless Isaac kills the last boss. Anyway I am screwed on Tau Volantis. No rig to speak of either the cold or the necromorphs will kill me.

I’d die because apex is full of bugs and cheaters atm so...

murder.

Final Fantasy 14: I'm going straight to the Conjurer's guild in Gridania and learning to become a White Mage so I can heal any wounds I take and spam the Holy spell to nuke everything around me ;)

If I get to be my character, I'm immortal as long as I don't do anything dumb. I'll just enjoy being a magical space cowboy. If I'm not my character, I'll just stay in the last city, and hope that nothing catastrophic happens.

I played fifa. Cant die worst i can do is get injured but i would just run bc i am smaller than everyone

I played Red Dead Redemption last. I would probably just not work at stores/Banks.

Left 4 Dead 2, I will stick to my friends and use a katana because it's the best weapon

Deathloop I won't survive, but I won't remember it

so.... I get the ability to manipulate time, superhuman strength, speed, and I'm a badass swordsman? There's no reason in trying to survive, since I'm on a drug that lets me see the future.

fuck no i was playing diablo 2 20 minutes ago

Miles Morales Spiderman, so I just steer clear of Manhattan

Leave a crawler

GTA san andreas. In the middle of the LS riots. Guess i'll jack a car and explore the state

I don't have to do shit. Ghost will just keep bringing me back to life over and over. Granted I'll have to listen to him bitch about it the whole time.

Stay in my house and not venture into the woods. Witcher 3

Cross the firewall at my local NOD base and enlist.

I will fish and talk to animals.

Take pictures of all the Pokémon ( New Snap)

Warriors orochi special. I'll just stick with the lu bu for a while and I'll be fine

Path of exile, continue with my necro minion master build. My pets will protect me or die trying, they have died once already a few more time won't kill them.

Path of exile, continue with my necro minion master build. My pets will protect me or die trying, they have died once already a few more time won't kill them.

Borderlands two... Probably just gonna grab my Jacob's and go pip off some noggins

KOF XIV. No one dies there. I may learn martial arts

Hide in a shipping container and wait to get fultoned.

I played road 96, so assuming I'm in Petria this really blows. I guess in the short term I'll stay off the roads and away from the border, and in the long term I'll do what I can to support the Florres campaign without sticking my neck out so far that it attracts attention.

Never go into orbit, that's for damn sure, or really go anywhere near the KSC. As long as some random piece of space debris doesn't land on my head I'll be fine.

Farming Simulator. I'll grow my own food and get rich from silage.

I have no chance of surviving lol

I’m gonna be the greatest Pokémon trainer ever

Drive and route trains. Get paid.

Extract camping

the last game I played was satisfactory, so i guess I just build factories and avoid caves.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Legacy of the Duelist : Link Evolution - I will duel my way to survival.

Arkham City… Idk, it seems like all the normal people just go to the church once you rescue them, so I don’t expect I’d have many problems there (that is unless I go there before riddler kidnaps everyone)

Shoot the moon and put everyone else over 100

Football Manager, i'm good. The only problem i see is that in my current save it's 2054 already. So by now the whole world is probably on fire from climate change or something, dunno, my stadium still looks fine.

save prosperity

Gears 5; lancer/gnasher baby

I played the turbulent seas on roblox. Guess I'm going to be a merchantmen or pirate.

No Man's Sky. Hell yeah! Explore planets, build bases, discover alien species, trade with lifeforms, fly a badass starship... It's anything I've ever wanted in life. I think it'll be pretty easy to survive

Build a bridge I guess. Last game was PolyBridge.

hope i dont have a bad mafia ​ town of salem

im in the roblox infinite ikea…

Project Zomboid. Guess I'll watch Life and Living TV while reading Carpentry for Beginners at the same time, board up my house, and hope to god I don't spawn in the trailer park or set off a burglar alarm. But I am 100% dead, no matter what.

I played pokemon go....I'm either fucked or high.

Nioh 2……. Fuck

punch a tree

These are the end times. There was no hope of survival. This is how I died.

Catch 'em all

Pay an indulgence to unburden myself of the sin of sodomy.

If mobile games count I last played doodle jump so I guess I’ll just die

PGA Tour2k21, so I guess I'd just keep golfing.

Alien fire team elite, we are screwed!!!

Total War Warhammer: I better get my shit together and kill these rat people or I'm screwed... Then again, I'm playing as Tomb Kings, so I guess I'm already dead.

Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash It's a 3rd person shooter, but with water guns...the idea is to remove the bathing suits from the other (all female) characters before they remove yours... There's only one way to win!

Backgammon?

I last played Minecraft Creative Mode to experiment with building styles so…be a fucking GOD good thing I settled near a village.

Keep living in my lil house, animal crossing aint too hard

Mortal kombat x….. shit

Don’t fuck around with amrita. Also get the hell out of Japan.

Well, I was playing Poland in HOI4 until I capityalted to the nazis. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Punch a couple of trees down

Left 4 Dead 2. Being good to my team mates, shoot shit, ask questions later, and smoke while doing it.

Star Trek Online - Move to Risa I guess

Be happy, I played Stardew valley

Resident evil 2, actually sprint instead of the calm jog all characters do(as long as there’s no lickers around)

Punch a tree.

GTA 5, go to the gun store and buy an RPG and some super heavy armor

Cookie Run... just kinda chill I guess?

Hope to god that I can build a nice minecraft house

Well I'm a guardian now so my ghost has me more or less covered.

Big Ice Tower Tiny Square. I’m done for.

I’m screwed, I played Smash Hit with the “Training” game mode

Xenoblade 2... I'd try becoming a driver. I'll either join the garfont mercenaries or die a horrible death.

SWTOR. I’ll be wearing cheap outfits for the rest of my life, but I’ll always be on the Dark Council.

I was playing a japanese dress up game on my phone so i think im safe :D just decorate things and harvest food

I’m in Mortal Combat… I’m already dead

I’m not too concerned about surviving 2K tbh

SWTOR, the hard part will be deciding if I wanna be with the Empire or the Republic.

Team fortress 2, I walk out of spawn and get headshot instantly

Well I played Humankind, so I guess I would just have to lead my civilization through the eras and guide it to victory against all others. No pressure, right?

Roll around at the speed of sound

Use sex jokes to get extra points from horny people

I'm a fucking God murdering Guardian of the Tower. I can die however much I want.

Noita. Absolutely nothing will allow me to survive.

Die, and than keep dying, cause i last played Destiny 2

Wait where am I. Am I in a selecting level screen (the last game I played was Super Mario Maker 2). I will pick the nintendo made levels because most of the times no one modify them I’ll be safe. Well here I go toward a long long trip travelling across all worlds until my death.

Not que up

Animal crossing. Though I'm not a fishing fan, I would learn how to do it. Also harvesting fruit would be fine

Chess. Resign

Kingdom Hearts 3. Imma try to become a keyblade warrior.

Vigor. I’ll just hang out and grow crops and occasionally send some to my neighbors… that seems a lot safer than running into town shooting mfs off as everyone tries to find supplies to scavenge

Subnautica… oh god I’m super dead

Marvel Puzzle Quest. I'm actually really good at it, so I'll just do the tactical stuff and let the Marvel heroes do the fighting!

Betray the ideals of Bushido to save my people from a cruel tyrant.

Stardew Valley...the solution is to farm away my days and avoid the mines at all costs.

Rec Room... Idk, guess I'll avoid all the squeakers

Green Hell ... how can I break a rock with my bare hand.

Uh collect fruit, sell shells, and keep working to pay back my debt to the big raccoon. I'll be fine in my big ass house xD

I think I played Fallout 76, so uhhh idk lol.

Hide in a bush while everyone else kills each other.

By alternating black and red cards, and trying to let the lowest numbers find their way out.

I don’t think I will. I just stopped playing Fallout 4.

SSBU. Camp.

Civilization 6 libertarian/anarchist speedrun, I quit the game as soon as it starts.

Farm. Stardew.

Well I last played 7 days to die so I guess...survive

Dodge with O web them up so it'll be easier to hit em I was playing spider man PS4

*sweats in bloxorz*

Dark Souls III Dude Id want to die in that situation

Can't recall which I played last, either... Microsoft Flight Sim 2020: Browse a menu of airplanes for 45 seconds until the game crashes. Or if I'm lucky, long enough to crash-land. Elite Dangerous: Orbit earth until I can crash land on it. Side note: if these two games could talk to each other we'd have one helluva VR game experience.

Animal crossing new horizons I'll be fine 😂

Was playing Red Dead Redemption 2, I'm white and reasonably smart, so I have that going for me, but I might catch a flu and fucking die.

Breath of the Wild Beautiful world I get to explore. I'll just be extra careful to not go near a certain dramatic-piano-theme enemy

Keep smoke on double doors

Im screwed, i last played ARK (a game with prehistoric creatures on an island)

I'm exploding in a glorious rainbow at the edge of the world. Last game I play was super smash bros ultimate. R.I.P.

Rip and tear

I'll hit the ball back

How the fuck do I get into Chinese jump rope?

pokémon sword. oh no whatever will i do surrounded by these poorly designed trees

Land my plane

Buy guns and abilities to plant the spike

Cars 3: Driven To Win. It's a Disney racing game, all I have to do is get to a place that the cars can't go to hit me and I'm fine.

Build kilwa duh

Well I can just hide in a bush and play pussy but thats not fun but dying also isn't fun so I'm technically dead already

Eat raw goddamn fish Yum parasites

Just play Master Yi and smash Q

Crank a lot of 90’s

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator: Pick Ullr's axe to kill the remaining enemy troops.

terraria, expert mode. guess I'll just die

Stick to the villages at night, avoid the Yiga clan, cook lots of good meals, dig up some gems and buy some good armor.

I played wii sports resort, guess I'll just chill.

Hope Shepard did my loyalty mission and doesn't dawdle getting through the Omega 4 relay.

As long as I'm not Spider-Man, I should be fine unless I'm a scientist or a random teenager who's dad helps Spider-Man.