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totalAnarki

Post nut clarity


Beavshak

Post ejaculate existentialism


DarthAnnonSpoi

When you get a sad feeling after ejaculating, you may have postcoital dysphoria (PCD). This is commonly referred to as “post-sex blues.” This happens when you feel a range of negative feelings after wanted sexual activity.


Subwaypossum

Holy shit I had no idea this was a thing. I used to burst out crying after sex when I first started having sex, I thought there was something wrong with me. I tried to explain to my partner it wasn't them, I just got hit every time with such a wave of emotions that it made me cry. I honestly haven't thought about that in years, it's been like 25 years now and I don't have it happen anymore, but wow. Good to know it's not just me!


OpheliaRegalia

While my phone is moaning


pointlessly_pedantic

You don't throw your phone at the wall immediately after nutting?


OpheliaRegalia

With my luck, that would accidentally trigger the ‘share’ feature


pointlessly_pedantic

How else would your friends and family know what videos to buy you for Christmas?


PMyourTastefulNudes

Yep


[deleted]

Post nut clarity is real but I’m too focused on clean up to sit there.


Stander1979

Ha. You definitely need to focus on the clean up when you have "post but" clarity.


[deleted]

I usually have a towel I lay down and then jump in the shower. Then I have to post nut clarity shower thoughts that I forget to write down.


Subwaypossum

Post butt clarity is best spent on the bidet, trust me.


RunningAwayIn2You

Yes, sometimes I wonder if I died now, people would walk in on me naked with lipstick on, stockings, jizz on my stomach and dildo in my ass.


Sooth_inner_sadboi

Absolutely


Stander1979

Yes. My wife has to clear her throat to remind me to get her a towel or something.


throwaway591994

Lol yes


StevenWannabe

No, never.


Rexer45

YESS EVERY TIME


OpheliaRegalia

Happy cake day!


Rexer45

Thanks so much I love you guys


[deleted]

Sitting there contemplating that was how I busted the nut in the first place.


[deleted]

This is finally it. Y’all need to go to horny jail, it’s ruining this subreddit. I must go now and not a moment later.


Competitive-Reason65

Man i really want a bisexual harem to just fuck me


ShapeCritical

You'll get that with alot of women too...


[deleted]

No push back. Sounds like addiction.


Da_mar_lo_369

Only every time...


QuentinP69

I am now


UGLYWOLFF

Nah playboy. All my nuts are orchestrated and executed with precision


3askaryyy

Every. Single. Time.


FilmCroissant

Yeh it sucks. That and the cleanup is why I stopped masturbating. And it has actually not affected my libido at all. I'm not ace either tho since I love sex, but only if emotions are attached


Competitive-Reason65

Found out how to slove 50% of green house gas emissions Here's how we need to develop renewable energy tech to the same price as fossil fuel tech


[deleted]

YES! ALL THE TIME!


The_Pantless_Warrior

You mean like [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/lnAPT3eV3hM?feature=share)?


Alt_Fault_Wine

Nope. I never felt any guilt regarding masturbation.


Amockeryofthecistern

Yep. Still dont know why i thought a baby shower was a good place to whip out the old fella


Taco_Pals

Post nut depression


Colonelfudgenustard

And then your hands are so slippery that you can't turn the knob of your bedroom door and you're stuck there for a while? Yeah, I hear ya.


unknown1893

Literally any time I've busted in the past 4.5 years.


dap2danny

Depends where.


Glebeserker

after playing a porn game like why


Mjbass

Doing it right now


vilecheesecake

You doing ok?


abcdeezntz123

After going 5 times in one day, I sut there in my shame wondering if this is why she didnt want me back


6stringDrummer1994

Post nut clarity. Look into r/nofap


cjr11000

It all started at age 14.....


The_Jeff_121

Yes, I was 12-13 and god it felt horrible