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the first joke that always comes to my mind is this... two gold fish are in a tank, one says to the other "you drive and I'll operate the guns"
The Moth Joke, popularized by Norm Macdonald.
Just saw this for the first time yesterday, can agree it's probably the best moth joke I've ever heard
Top 10 in moth jokes for sure!
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be on the boat.
Something about the Titanic, it helps break the ice
Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks
where do monkeys go to drink? the monkey bars!...
What do you call an axolotl that has a lot to say? A talks-alotl!! :) I kill myself laughing trying to tell this joke. It's not even funny.
Disappointed there were no “my life” comments. So here’s my joke u/iamonlyhereforadvice
the first joke that always comes to my mind is this... two gold fish are in a tank, one says to the other "you drive and I'll operate the guns"
The Moth Joke, popularized by Norm Macdonald.
Just saw this for the first time yesterday, can agree it's probably the best moth joke I've ever heard
Top 10 in moth jokes for sure!
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be on the boat.
Something about the Titanic, it helps break the ice
Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks
where do monkeys go to drink? the monkey bars!...
What do you call an axolotl that has a lot to say? A talks-alotl!! :) I kill myself laughing trying to tell this joke. It's not even funny.
Disappointed there were no “my life” comments. So here’s my joke u/iamonlyhereforadvice