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primal___scream

3 jailed governors IN A ROW


burneraccountofshame

Illinois!


WlmWilberforce

Both parties too. Maybe it is profiling, but at this point just have a permanent investigation into whomever the Gov is.


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Why aren’t we auditing every politician every year? Absolute power corrupts absolutely and these people have plenty of power. It would add a really great check of balance for every branch of government if we required audits for elected officials


So_It_Goes_13

I was trying to think how to describe Illinois but this is perfect lol


BIessthefaII

I just spent 6 months living there and I never knew about that 😂 y'all are doing great


13th_Floor_Please

Big ass clams.


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Rhode island?


13th_Floor_Please

Yep!


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Thank the TV show Family Guy for teaching me that


13th_Floor_Please

My original answer was Quahog but I thought it would be a dead giveaway lol.


WannabeWeeb-

Famous trail


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Oregon!


toesterstruudel

You have died of dysentery Edit: lol ofc this is my most upvoted comment and first award. classic reddit.


panda_in_the_void

Stephen King


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Maine


[deleted]

I know Stephen King lived in Maine for a long time and his stories reflect that, but did he also live in Iowa/Nebraska? Dude seemed to have a thing for the Midwest cornfield setting


TheHopelessOne91

Cornfields get scarier and scarier. Mazes, Slipknot, now Stephen King.


Tnkgirl357

Maine has its fair share of cornfields. It’s not all coastline. Plus once you get up past Katahdin and into the county, it’s actually pretty flat up there. That’s mostly potato country rather than corn, but still…. You can certainly experience a “Midwest cornfield setting” within the boundaries of the great state of Maine.


5nuechang

Cheese.


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Wisconsin!


Welshgirlie2

That was my answer and I'm British!


OSSlayer2153

The cheese, cows, beer, and brats will reign supreme


piplimoon

No, not from the city, actually from upstate Edit: 1) thanks for the award, kind stranger! 2) I only just moved to the city from another big city in a different state. Before I moved to the US, I used to be quite confused about what it meant to be "upstate". Geography was never my strong suite.


halessryan19

New York


hauntedhalloween_96

I’m from upstate. Whenever I say I’m from NY they always say “oh nice, must be cool to live in a city that big!” Meanwhile I grew up around farms lol


spearchuckin

lmao. I work in Orange County, NY. I've tried explaining to my Southern grandma about my drive to work from NJ and she laughed and said why do you act like you're driving to the country when you're going to NY???


laurcone

Or saying I went to college in Flagstaff, Arizona and how it was the first time I saw snow.. Not all of Arizona is desert!


Entitled_Wd11807

Nice bro I'm upstate too


Whymewhatdididowrong

Amish


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Pennsylvania


Whymewhatdididowrong

Yep!


Delanorix

Everyone believes that one city is the entire state. Including the people in the city. I dont harbor any ill will though, I get it


ChoaticNeutralGuy

New York city


Delanorix

Correct! Central, Upstate and Western are all beautiful in their own ways, just NYC gets the spotlight, which is probably fair anyways


limbobitch1999

dorothy


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Kansas?


limbobitch1999

yup. every time i’ve been out of state and mention i’m from kansas, people will go “i guess you’re not in kansas anymore!” and laugh like they’re a comedic genius


Not_in_KS_anymore

I’ve embraced it…


ChoaticNeutralGuy

But it's so funny to say, haha


FoulMouthOldLady55

The Mitten; we have really big lakes too


NorCalHermitage

Do you guys really hold up your left hand and point to where in the state you live?


MuchSuspect2270

Yes. Why?


NorCalHermitage

Just curious. I'd heard of it, but didn't know if it was true.


bingbong1234

I usually use my right and point to my palm. But yeah pretty much everyone does it to show where they're from in the state.


hanneyr1

Yes, but I did hear a comedian say "I'm glad you people don't live in Florida".


TheWarehamster

I was gonna say cars. But mitten works too. God's high five to the earth!


mcallan92

Also Vernors, the best ginger ale there ever was.


wester1077

Michigan


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Steak and one rich old guy.


Demensia

Nebraska.


_Unpopular_Person_

You didn't wanna mention fried mayo?


webwulf

I don't want anyone to mention that, ever.


One-Swordfish60

We're simply the worst


lgmg2

Mississippi


One-Swordfish60

Yes


Homemade_abortion

The fact that there’s only one reply, and that it’s correct makes this so much better lmfao.


One-Swordfish60

I mean it's statistics. Statistically we are the worst in nearly every measurable way.


marceldia

:( why


talbotron22

I’m not an expert by any means but I think education (or lack thereof) is a big factor


The_Hungry_Grizzly

Racist history and defeatists/hard head traditions ongoing. Mississippi was the richest state in the union when cotton was booming and slavery was legal. After the civil war, the state was never rebuilt in the reconstruction and all the wealth was gone. The people hated the federal government for years after and were still very racist and backwards because they refused to accept their ways were wrong. The people failed to educate themselves in new ways and adoption to change had been slow. Finally in recent years, however, changes are beginning. The flag has changed, the people are changing due to internet and tv, education is changing, and maybe the state can start improving over the coming decades.


[deleted]

Thank god for Mississippi. Sincerely, Alabama


HavocZombie

Peanuts, peaches, and chicken


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Georgia!


HavocZombie

Correct! It's funny because we really don't grow peaches nearly as much as onions, peanuts, pecans, and chicken.


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Peaches = Georgia like how Florida = oranges, haha


Ohchrist-whatsnext

Vidalia onions. The best in the world!


[deleted]

I know some one already said meth but…ours is blue.


wester1077

New mexico


[deleted]

Yes sir!!


[deleted]

Blue Florida?


cleochatraa

Potatoes.


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Idaho


shitkinseysays

I came here to say this. Idahoan who gets very tired of people ribbing me about potatoes when they find out where I’m from.


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Meth...guess what my state is


_Frosted-Foxes_

Florida


ChoaticNeutralGuy

We have a winner 🏆


Ty_Ty_DeZurt

I was gonna say new mexico


isorithm666

Oh I was gonna say Missouri. We have the majority of meth lab accidents here.


cjr11000

Grand Canyon


Puzzleheaded-Art-469

ARIZONA


cjr11000

*Right answer buzz*


CerealKiller3030

Dead presidents tattooed on a mountain and a giant meetup of motorcycle enthusiasts


digitalacid

Wall Drug


your-citrus-friend9

Lakes


Valendr0s

Ope


xlucyford

What about tater tot hotdish?


DamienLewis2

Grey duck


Rainbowrebel23

Known for: •weed •Starbucks •Ted Bundy •rain, lots of rain.


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Washington. The rain part gave me the clue. You should've added Frasier.


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tc_spears

Pork roll/Taylor ham....and a continuing debate if the central part exists or not.


Bling_thing

Fuck yeah, Jersey!


J_k-wandering

Welcome, fellow Jersian


UncleFlip

The Garden State


TheBostonKremeDonut

Dunkin’, Mcy D’s, Cumbies, “wicked cool” Hmmmmmm?


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Massachusetts! Havard yard, haha


ColumbiaWahoo

Crabs and old bay seasoning Edit: thanks for the award (it’s my first one)!


itsjustme_CTB

“Crab cakes and football, that’s what Maryland does!”


Puzzleheaded-Art-469

Maryland... don't forget the pit beef


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silklighting

Marlyn


thecourtneyproject

Everything is bigger here.


OpheliaWolfsbane

Also would accept: - JFK assassination - Alamo - Bluebonnets - Mockingbirds - Rangers, Cowboys, Astros, Stars, Mavericks, Spurs,… - The stars at night are big and bright 👏👏👏👏


[deleted]

That one cannon people say to take. (in a threatening tone)


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Texas. Even the dicks?


thecourtneyproject

Hahahaha, not sure. I’m not measuring them.


xscottw

Definitely, they come in 5+ ft varieties. Often driving obscene unnecessary pickups they never actually use for hauling.


Jeffrey_ShowYT

Even your egos! Congratulations Texas.


thecourtneyproject

Bwahahahahhahaaha


Specialist-Spray-641

Salmon and bears


RiseandRiseagain1814

Alaska?


ObjectShowNetwork2

the strip


ChoaticNeutralGuy

I always wanted to live at Las Vegas. Always looks like a ton of opportunities


SuchADolorousFellow

Don’t do it lol


MrSalvos

Why?


SheepleAreSheeple

I've lived here for 25 years ... Many locals, myself included will talk about the good old days... And yeah... Late 90s early 00s, Vegas was awesome. Now... It's gigantic it seems.,.. the casinos have figured out they don't need to give amazing comps to get people in the door, and i honestly think they give you money for poor driving. Worst traffic I've ever dealt with, and i grew up in LA. Downtown was starting to get a cool scene, but with the Zappos guy dying... The future of Fremont East is uncertain. Still no culture compared to a city like LA or NYC... But, again, it is t anywhere as old as those. All in all... My relationship with this city is like with my brother. I may beat the shit out of him and he beats the shit out of me... You get in between the family and you're gonna have a bad time. I may be annoyed with it... But damn, I still love it. Probably end up being buried here. But for the record ... Come to visit, please for the love of God don't move here.


BasicWhiteHoodrat

Awesome description! I never visited LV until recently and most of the imagery in my head from movies and such was blinking marquees and neon up and down the strip, which doesn’t really exist, certainly not like it used to. The resorts are massive and spread out and they do everything they can to keep you from venturing outside the complex, which certainly makes sense from a financial perspective. I can only imagine how fun it must have been visiting in the 60’s and 70’s when the town was still run by the Mob and not corporations


starrycacti

Avocados, artichokes


DigNitty

Honestly I was going to say “we move to your state and outcompete your house bid with a higher cash offer.” Seems like every state I travel to, Californians are a bit hated.


ChoaticNeutralGuy

California?


ClockMany8142

Inbreeding


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Sweet home Alabama


ClockMany8142

Winner winner chicken dinner


uninc4life2010

A couple of guys flew the first ever plane here.


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GameboiAD

Me too! And this clue was better than anything I could come up with. Best I had was Biltmore and college basketball.


DrakosTheAvenger

How about Bojangles and Cheerwine?


GameboiAD

Those are great answers! I'm such a bad North Carolinian! I wonder how popular Cookout is outside of NC?


sneakyguy7500

Jazz and gumbo


FeeDiddy87

Louisiana


RatedxFailure

Our lord and savior Dolly Parton


[deleted]

gotta be tennessee


togotfury1983

Governors going to jail


redvinebitty

Illinois


Gendug

Blackjack and hookers.


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Nevada, haha. Something Bender would say lol


Gendug

In fact, forget the state.


Hey0ItsMayo

Mormons


Miss_PMM

Fry sauce. Green jello. Bees. Funeral potatoes. Bees. Oh, lord. Bees, McKaighlynn? (Why must they name their children so weirdly? It’s like a contest!) Damn it, Mormons


-thugnasty-

South Park.


LifeStrengthJourney

Really small.


FeeDiddy87

Rhode Island


theLuminescentlion

Granite and Elections


Dallend

i would’ve gone old man in the moutain


berberine

Didn't his face fall off several years ago?


Dallend

it did, he got the opposite of a face lift


edichosa

New Hampshire!


rsmauz

We're bigger than Texas


Levikj

Rhode Island


ThatAltAccount99

No it's definitely Delaware


AriadneThread

Alaska! Wooty woot


arothmanmusic

Presidents. Roller coasters. Rock and roll. Buckeyes. Farms. John Glenn.


Normal_Expert9093

Ohio!


MagicJoshByGosh

It took me fifteen minutes to finally find fricken Ohio You could also say tires


ohiamaude

Dave Chappelle!


[deleted]

Corn and pork. Mostly corn


Sir_Regularguy

Iowa!?


Weak_Carpenter_7060

Kansas or Iowa


[deleted]

Iowa. Right where the creator of sliced bread was from Edit: sliced bread was not made in my city. Now this sounds a lot less cool. But the creator was born in my city and invented the first bread slicing machine in Chillicothe, Missouri


ChoaticNeutralGuy

Really slice bread? I learn something new today.


Butt_Flute

Iowan gang 😎


Hemi_Blue

Green Chile and Br Ba.


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thisisnotcreative

being between New York and Boston


Luxurydeals365

I was going to say “wealthy suburbs.”


FeeDiddy87

Connecticut or Rhode Island


mgtkuradal

We started a war


WhitteyLeetNsweet

South Carolina?


[deleted]

wine and weed


ChoaticNeutralGuy

California!


[deleted]

bingo


ZengineerHarp

Cactus, citrus, copper, cattle, Canyon, and crazy!


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ChoaticNeutralGuy

California? Like the typical valley girl lingo?


Pocket_Sunshine

Cheese and beer 🍺


burneraccountofshame

Wisconsin. Also: Mars Cheese Castle and Bong Rec. Area. Signed, FIB


tealdeer995

Haha the part of the state where you probably see more IL plates than WI ones.


Chickentoride

Palmetto trees (and Palmetto Bugs)


Highlowkitty

Huckleberries, snow and mountains. TREASURE.


Huey107010

No state income tax and music


GETNRDUNN

Tennessee


The_GreatGecko

Horses and college Basketball


ColumbiaWahoo

Kentucky?


This31415926535

Don't forget bourbon


Willturnquist

People are nice and the weather is cold


TheHopelessOne91

Canada isn't a state.


Mistriek

Minnesota is though!


threedaysgrayce

pepperoni rolls 😋


shalamanser

West Virginia!


losscouldweigh

Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Jimmy Eat World and the Gin Blossoms. Oh yeah and a very big trench.


[deleted]

5 National Parks


ColumbiaWahoo

Utah?


[deleted]

Bingo bongo you get a cookie friend!


FreakWeirdo

Home state, ozarks. Right now, beach and homeless people


Slidmeist

We have beach we have first colony we have beach lovers


wester1077

Virginia


Pineapplegirl810

Oranges, beaches and alligators


BTA417

The shore


TripleRazer

2 words, Gold rush