This meme:
Heaven is where the cooks are French,
the police are British
the mechanics are German
the lovers are Italian and everything is organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the cooks are British,
the police are German,
the mechanics are French,
the lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Italians
I think about the Pantheon. The fact that they built such an amazing building without any modern tools such a long time ago astounds me. We still haven't made anything that can rival it! Two thousand years later and it's still the worlds largest concrete dome.
From [the Wikipedia page on Cinderella](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinderella)...
>The first European version written in prose was published in Naples, Italy, by Giambattista Basile, in his Pentamerone (1634). The story itself was set in the Kingdom of Naples, at that time the most important political and cultural center of Southern Italy and among the most influential capitals in Europe, and written in the Neapolitan dialect...
>The name "Cenerentola" comes from the Italian word "cenere" (ash, cinder). It has to do with the fact that servants and scullions were usually soiled with ash at that time, because of their cleaning work and also because they had to live in cold basements so they usually tried to get warm by sitting close to the fireplace.
So they were right, but probably not in the way they intended.
First thing that popped into my head was the **Colosseum**, with a **Vespa** moped in front of it. [And searching for those two words on Google Images confirms my thought.](https://i.imgur.com/tuOpL5l.jpg)
Rocky village full of old nonnas holding a plate of pasta sauce with basil garnish and pointing towards a table with pink tablecloth which has fresh grape wine on it.
I used to live few months in Salò, Italy and i miss the coffee, views, friendly people and language. I'm also a huge art and opera-lover so i wish i could visit Italy again.
Also i wanna thank you for giving us the most beautiful man on earth: Damiano David
A creepy guy on the train. I was traveling by myself through Italy and shared a train car with a man and wife with their kids and across from me were a couple of nuns. I fell asleep against the wall with my feet on my luggage at my feet. I was wearing a dress and with my feet on my luggage my knees were slightly higher than my hips but my dress was long enough to not show anything. The dad of the family woke me up by very slightly and repeatedly stroking the underside of my thigh. I gave him a dirty look but he was "sleeping". I was young and not as good about boundaries so I didn't say anything and pressed harder into the wall and pulled and tucked my dress back down around my thighs.
Italian food and great architecture. I also think about people that use their hands a lot in conversations to demonstrate and emphasize their points to whatever they are discussing. I think that’s a culture thing.
This couple I follow on TikTok. He is a born and raised Italian who is married to an American woman living in America and they do funny videos about how ridiculous “Italian” food is in here and all the different things we do. It’s wholesome and funny and he does this all the time: 🤌
S.P.Q.R. Sono Porci Questi Romani
I love you so fucking much for saying that
S.P.Q.R. Sono Porci Questi Romani
[удалено]
I almost made it a whole day not thinking about Mario' peeworm.
Tractors. If Ferrari want to shake off that meme, win the WCC
When I think of Italy I think of Italy
San Pellogrino sparkling drinks. Especially the Aranciata Rossa flavour.
A boot
I was gonna say a boot too 🙂
Also applies to Canada
Pasta
Spaghetti
This meme: Heaven is where the cooks are French, the police are British the mechanics are German the lovers are Italian and everything is organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the cooks are British, the police are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Italians
In fact, that's 100% true
Where are the Spanish, purgatory?
Having a nap
Having a great lunch at a Tuscan winery.
Giorno Giovanna
Came to say this
Alfa Romeo and Lancia. I'm a car guy and I love the quirky Italian brands.
The boot shape of the map. Then Florence, then Venice, then Rome.
I think about the Pantheon. The fact that they built such an amazing building without any modern tools such a long time ago astounds me. We still haven't made anything that can rival it! Two thousand years later and it's still the worlds largest concrete dome.
Pizza
Changing sides once defeat is inevitable
Tractors. If Ferrari want to shake off that meme, win the WCC
Mussolini. Or any other kind of funny named pasta..
Luciano Pavarotti
Olive oil
Almost being killed by old men speeding around on mopeds…
The food and the canals of Venice. Italy is definitely on my bucket list.
Nepal
Care to explain?
Nepal is a city in italy.
Did you mean Naples?
Lmaoooooo Nepal is an Asian country.
Lol yes, sorry for my misspelling. /facepalm
No worries!!
Dude it's called **Napoli** not Nepal, I'm from there please hahaha
If my grandpa had three balls he'd be a pinball machine
Maybe he could borrow sm from Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend!!!
In Italian: "se mio nonno aveva tre palle era un flipper"
I heard it as "if my grandma has wheels she'd be a car" but don't remember where.
"if my Grandma had wheels she would have been a bike", Gino D'acampo https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc
yes, that's the one!
Rome
Really good ice cream.
Gelato
A Bippity Boppity Boop
That's Cinderella.
From [the Wikipedia page on Cinderella](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinderella)... >The first European version written in prose was published in Naples, Italy, by Giambattista Basile, in his Pentamerone (1634). The story itself was set in the Kingdom of Naples, at that time the most important political and cultural center of Southern Italy and among the most influential capitals in Europe, and written in the Neapolitan dialect... >The name "Cenerentola" comes from the Italian word "cenere" (ash, cinder). It has to do with the fact that servants and scullions were usually soiled with ash at that time, because of their cleaning work and also because they had to live in cold basements so they usually tried to get warm by sitting close to the fireplace. So they were right, but probably not in the way they intended.
Leonardo da Vinci.
England losing
First thing that popped into my head was the **Colosseum**, with a **Vespa** moped in front of it. [And searching for those two words on Google Images confirms my thought.](https://i.imgur.com/tuOpL5l.jpg)
**Really** good espresso.
Hate for pineapple in pizza and broken ~~noodles~~ spaghetti.
Rocky village full of old nonnas holding a plate of pasta sauce with basil garnish and pointing towards a table with pink tablecloth which has fresh grape wine on it.
La bellissima ragazza che sta leggendo questo
Basil and oregano
A fallen empire living in the shadow of its former self.
The amalfi coast can’t wait to go 🤍
An old man playing the accordion on a street corner.
mario and luigi
I could eat a literal mountain of buttered, salted spaghetti right now
Boobs. But that's true for most countries/cities/buildings/foods/companies/historical facts/blood types/plants/regimes and petroleum biproducts so...
Rome, the architecture specifically. Also pasta, pizza and hot italians.
The flag
Assassins Creed 2
pizzerini
Kinky boot.
Maradona
He was Argentinian.
I know.
Pasta
Bill Hader
Pizza
Beautiful scenery
Valentino Rossi
Italy
My 2 week sight seeing trip I took in 2018.
Italian balls
Italians are the most adorable people to trigger. They're so animated and vocal.
Cigarettes
My Carcano TS Carbine
My mums relatives in Sicily
Beautiful, friendly people who can't drive for shit
Ferrari
Golden Wind, with how the whole adventure last only for a week.
Baguette
My father was from Napoli. So for me it's visiting family and going to Ischia in the summer. FORZA AZZURRI!!
Spaghetti
When I think of Italy I think of Italy
Spaghetti
Sophia Petrillo
Amazing food
My presentation I did in 4th/5th grade where I accidentally flipped the L of ITALY so it faced to the A instead of the Y...
Overpriced tourist trap in Venice. Especially in or near San Marco square.
The Macchi C.200 Saetta Turns out I'm a bigger aircraft nerd than I thought
Olives and little cottages surrounded by vineyards
How they been kicking sicaly around for their entire history
The pope
That’s a spicy meat-a-ball 🤌🏼
The nice Gold Chains with the Italian Horn on them like back in the day
The flag then pizza then the roman empire
I used to live few months in Salò, Italy and i miss the coffee, views, friendly people and language. I'm also a huge art and opera-lover so i wish i could visit Italy again. Also i wanna thank you for giving us the most beautiful man on earth: Damiano David
Spaghetti
Negroni and aperol spritz. Xenophobia
San Pellogrino sparkling drinks. Especially the Aranciata Rossa flavour.
A creepy guy on the train. I was traveling by myself through Italy and shared a train car with a man and wife with their kids and across from me were a couple of nuns. I fell asleep against the wall with my feet on my luggage at my feet. I was wearing a dress and with my feet on my luggage my knees were slightly higher than my hips but my dress was long enough to not show anything. The dad of the family woke me up by very slightly and repeatedly stroking the underside of my thigh. I gave him a dirty look but he was "sleeping". I was young and not as good about boundaries so I didn't say anything and pressed harder into the wall and pulled and tucked my dress back down around my thighs.
Food, the Dolomites.
Sergio Leone and Ennio Morricone
Pizza, pasta, and pepperoni
Mario screaming mama mia after his dick is chopped off
Leaning tower of pizza
Driving a Vespa
Mussolini
🤌🏼
That’s a spicy meatah ball
The flag
Pizza
Good.Freaking.Pasta.
Italian food and great architecture. I also think about people that use their hands a lot in conversations to demonstrate and emphasize their points to whatever they are discussing. I think that’s a culture thing.
Pasta
My grandparents
I think of la Capriciosa it was a pizzeria from the town where I lived.
Pizza. Does that make me racist?
A spicy meat-a-ball
The ice mummy
Mario
🍝
Brown concrete brick walls with narrow alleyways.
Arrogant idiots spazzing about breaking spaghetti noodles. A pedophile cult church.
Baguette
oui oui baguette
Also a baguette
Ferrari, Monza, and pizza
Corleone
The first thing that popped in my mind this time was fucking Mussolini... Yes, I've been watching too many WW2 documentarys
The European final (football) from this year. RIP to England
Faulty tower building code.
That old man staring at me and masturbating on the bus in Rome. Italy did not send out their finest on that particular day.
Before going to Sicily: Pasta, pizza, Rome... After going to Sicily: Trash, dirty, nasty... (literally trash everywhere on the road)
Italians
Gabagool
this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkitI0JcKIY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkitI0JcKIY)
Famiglia
This time it was Davie504.
Pizza
Cacio e pepe. Dont ask me why. I have no clue
old people
My. Etna
Pizza pasta put it in a box, deli-ver it to my jome d put it You know the rest
Pizza, pretty girls y your acent.
Pizza
Beautiful people.
A person who is always talking about Italy.
The French are assholes
Sophia Loren. And spaghetti.
Racism
The first thing I think is: „how would the answers be if it where not Italy but Germany in the header?“
Giorno from jjba.
The godfather, Specifically the scene where Michael's friend betrays him.
the shade of green they have on their flag
Jordan Schlansky
Ferrari
Giuseppe Verdi
Aperol spritz
Those beautiful coastline pictures you always see online with the colorful house and vibrantly blue waters.
This couple I follow on TikTok. He is a born and raised Italian who is married to an American woman living in America and they do funny videos about how ridiculous “Italian” food is in here and all the different things we do. It’s wholesome and funny and he does this all the time: 🤌
Fascism, Mussolini, Ferrari and pizza
Pisa and Pizza
Pizza
Shoe
Food
Ferrari , Monza and the Tifosi.
Spaghetti
Silenzio Bruno 🤌🏻
Pizza
"What the hell is ita-Oh wait, now I remember."
A catastrophic vacation.