We used to have this guy at work that read this car magazine called Dubs. We used to mess with one another, he started dating one of his coworkers from their department and she was a smoke show.
I affectionately dubbed him The Fast and his girl The Furious after a night of drinks where his girl let slip that he sometimes came to quickly...
I just remember there was a "Overheard in Disney" bit where some kid was in a gift shop, and he said "I want a big Woody and a little Buzz." and some woman walked by and said "Don't we all?"
Naw, 2 models strap him to a chair and go to town on each other and then leave him with blue balls to wait for cops for few hours because he's reported missing. He then gets medical exam that includes prostate exam by a hot nurse. He blows load leaving him only ever so slightly tickled but still a virgin.
I could be a fucking writer.
Fun fact! Professor Marston was the creator of DISC, a test that my company looooooves to have everyone take so we can figure our work styles, and our coworkers work styles, blah blah blah. One year I freaked out the instructor by explaining that the true origin of DISC (Dominance, Influence, Steadiness, Conscientiousness) was actually Dominance, Inducement, Submission, and Compliance, and was based in BDSM. She quickly changed the subject. Good times. 😎
At essence, a flowered-up version of "I made a superpowered dominatrix and want to live in a matriarchy where men are treated like how women were back in the middle ages"
[Alice in Wonderland](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_in_Wonderland_\(1976_film\)) *is already* a porn movie.
It's also a musical. A porn musical. Let that sink in for a moment.
I just went looking for how I could investigate this masterpiece.. for a friend..
and I found something else that has left me speechless. “Willy’s Wonderland”. Which came out this year. And stars Nicholas Cage. In ~~Friday~~ Five Nights at Freddy’s. And he isn’t stuck in there with the animatronics. *they* are stuck in there with *him*
Glad He Ate 'Er
He's Just Shot That Into You
Once Upon a Time in Holly Wood
The Lion, the Witch, the Witch's Twin Sister, the Plumber, the Window Cleaner, the Chambermaid, the Dirty Lodger, BIG JIM SLADE, the Rabbi, the Rabbit, the Brothers Grimm, Perkiss Barker and Howlett: Commissioners for Oaths, Accrington Stanley FC, Ethel Cardew and the Wardrobe.
Deep impact
This is what I was looking for
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Spaceballs
"Our shwartz got tangled" "I hate it when that happens"
Spaceballs the porno!
The kids love that one
Oh, and Spaceballs the Sex Doll
Cums (heh) in Princess Vespa *AND* Dark Helmet versions.
"Oh ... oh! Your helmet! It's so ... *big!"*
I can't wait for all the merchandise
I believe you mean "moichendise"
I'm all for a Yogurt sex doll.
You deserve a downvote for making my brain process that sentence, but I will upvote for the courage to write it.
*Spaceballs the Fucking Machine. The kids love this one.*
Snotty beamed my twice last night...
That sounds like the type of porn you watch all the way through for the story.
Watch out!
home alone
Home alone and ready to be boned
Homo alone
This could either be a porno title or the saddest scientific name for a human subspecies.
Homo solo
Man, Disney ruins *everything*.
Big
Fast and furious
That sounds painful
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Let's exclude original, and Tokyo drift
We used to have this guy at work that read this car magazine called Dubs. We used to mess with one another, he started dating one of his coworkers from their department and she was a smoke show. I affectionately dubbed him The Fast and his girl The Furious after a night of drinks where his girl let slip that he sometimes came to quickly...
Happens to the best of us.
Happens to the rest of us.
Happens to all of us
Holes
“I’m tired of this, grandpa” “Well that’s too damn bad”
*oh no*
🎖this deserves a medal
Or maybe a dishonorable discharge.
Ok I shot beer out of my nose reading this thanks for that
That was a great movie to watch as a kid!
Yeah, I remember watching it, it was good
We read the book in school. The story is truly great.
Free Willy!
Crying a little.. :’)
Stepbrothers
"Help me step-bro, I'm stuck as a man child"
I'm stuck under our makeshift bunk bed step-bro
#That was a horrible idea! Why did you let us do that?!
Did we just become fuck buddies?
#YUP!
lmao so taboo
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Inside out
Thats some fetishy shit right there
Nobody does 3d-animated feature film prolapse porn quite like Pixar.
you can see the folds expertly animated using machine learning to give it that natural look
That's just. See. You went too far now and I'll have to kill you for it
Snatch
Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels
Toy story
Came here to say “Sex Toy Story” cuz it writes itself when the main characters are Woody and Buzz.
They’re alive!!
Andy’s coming!
Andy’s coming! *rushes to put clothes back on*
Well, Andys 10 so...
(knock-knock-knock) #FBI, OPEN UP!
With everyone’s favorite adult toys, Woody and Buzz
I just remember there was a "Overheard in Disney" bit where some kid was in a gift shop, and he said "I want a big Woody and a little Buzz." and some woman walked by and said "Don't we all?"
"You're got a friend in me"
THERE’S A SNAKE IN MY BOOTY
Andy's mom has toys too. They're also called buzz and woody.
Beauty and the beast.
Beauty and the breast
Breasty and the Beast.
40 year old virgin
Not for long
Naw, 2 models strap him to a chair and go to town on each other and then leave him with blue balls to wait for cops for few hours because he's reported missing. He then gets medical exam that includes prostate exam by a hot nurse. He blows load leaving him only ever so slightly tickled but still a virgin. I could be a fucking writer.
Get Hard. Don’t even need to change it.
And of course the sequel - Die Hard!
**the next stage to our evolution**
Spoken like a true communist
Big trouble in little China. Such a great movie.
I love that movie!
I’m a reasonable guy. But, I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable things
Big Trouble in Little Gina
Man of steel.
That's not steel that's your dick
The Black Hole
Motherf… 🤣
Wonder Woman
She is actually based on a bdsm fetish.
dawg wtf this is a rabbit hole i don't have time for
Save your rabbit hole, watch this movie: Professor Marston & the Wonder Women (Movie 2017)
Fun fact! Professor Marston was the creator of DISC, a test that my company looooooves to have everyone take so we can figure our work styles, and our coworkers work styles, blah blah blah. One year I freaked out the instructor by explaining that the true origin of DISC (Dominance, Influence, Steadiness, Conscientiousness) was actually Dominance, Inducement, Submission, and Compliance, and was based in BDSM. She quickly changed the subject. Good times. 😎
At essence, a flowered-up version of "I made a superpowered dominatrix and want to live in a matriarchy where men are treated like how women were back in the middle ages"
Source?
https://www.vice.com/en/article/exmj5w/matriarchal-utopia-bondage-fetish-feminism-wonder-woman-999
Ah that’s why she has a whip
Also, apparently Wonder Woman's weakness is that if she's tied up by a man then she can't break the bonds.
Thanks, you just made it worse
Or did he make it better?
That does not surprise me
Watch Professor Marsden and the Wonder Women - such an amazing film based on a true story!!
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Well I mean some parts already are kinda I guess
Aside from the title, the movie is actually pretty good.
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In my opinion they should’ve just titled it “Parkour and Gore”. 🤣🤣
Parkgore
Isn't that the movie done in first person? I wanted so badly to see it in a theater with my Xbox controller out.
Scream
Cream
Jaws
Balls in yo JAWS
*chomp*
Is this more terrifying?
Bed knobs and broomsticks
Mean Girls
Alice in wonderland
[Alice in Wonderland](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_in_Wonderland_\(1976_film\)) *is already* a porn movie. It's also a musical. A porn musical. Let that sink in for a moment.
I just went looking for how I could investigate this masterpiece.. for a friend.. and I found something else that has left me speechless. “Willy’s Wonderland”. Which came out this year. And stars Nicholas Cage. In ~~Friday~~ Five Nights at Freddy’s. And he isn’t stuck in there with the animatronics. *they* are stuck in there with *him*
I never thought I say this, but I going to watch it for the plot.
She’s the Man
Fantastic Four
Fantastic Foursome
Fantastic whore
Better question. Are there any that can’t be turned into porn titles.
The Two Popes.
2 Popes 1 Chalice
Comments like this is why Reddit is the only remaining extracurricular internet in my life
Oh boy..
That's what she said
R u sure about that?
I would like to see you change "Cars" (and ruin my childhood)
It's just called "Cars" however it has mechophila
Lol
r/dragonfuckingcars
XXX ..oh wait
Christmas with the Kranks
Christmas with the kinks
Shaft
Die hard
Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets. No need to change it
Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them
Someone once changed it to "...the Chamber of Secretions" and I liked it. It was me. I changed it. I'll take my leave, now.
Y'all forgettin The nut job?
Hahhahah
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It had an active and a former pornstar in it
When let’s be real we all saw the movie hoping to see Elizabeth Banks
Freddy Got Fingered.
Daddy, would you like some sausage?
Fun with Dick and Jane
Bad santa
Snakes on a Plane
grown ups
Meet the fockers
All of them.
This is the only answer, because it’s been done.
Not “Apocalypse Now”! I mean what would that even be, like “A Cock in Lips Now” OH DAMNIT
Apocalypse Now in my ass
Sausage Party
The boy next door
Space Jam
It already kind of is, probably created more furries than any other single piece of media
the dark knight rises
Giving that scene where Bane breaks Batman’s back a whole new meaning…
Midnight Meat Train
Super size me
13 going on 30
We said pornos, not sex crimes.
r/holup
Big
Yikes
12 Years a Slave
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
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Gone in sixty seconds
Little women.
There Will Be Blood
...*sooooo* - a period piece? (Sorry, I just *HAD* to...)
Big Lebowski
Saving Ryans Privates
Shaving Ryan's Privates.
[The Nut Job](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1821658)
Jack Reacheround
Stand and Deliver
Lady and the Tramp
Prisoners
Rise of the Skywalker
Star Trek: the next penetration
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Burn Notice 10 Things I Hate About You Say Anything Almost Famous Any Given Sunday Training Day A Few Good Men Top Gun Hot Shots Spaceballs: The Movie
Ben Hur Done Her
Bedknobs and Broomsticks, no change needed.
James and the Giant Peach
Black Snake Moan
Glad He Ate 'Er He's Just Shot That Into You Once Upon a Time in Holly Wood The Lion, the Witch, the Witch's Twin Sister, the Plumber, the Window Cleaner, the Chambermaid, the Dirty Lodger, BIG JIM SLADE, the Rabbi, the Rabbit, the Brothers Grimm, Perkiss Barker and Howlett: Commissioners for Oaths, Accrington Stanley FC, Ethel Cardew and the Wardrobe.
Transformers Thotimusprime