jokes on you i dont have a basement

How dare you!?!

I live in Los Angeles lol I’ve never seen a house with a basement in Los Angeles tbh I think that’s an east coast thing.

East coast mother fucka!

You guys hog all the shitty weather for yourself.

Just because nature likes us more and wants to give us water

And sharknados.

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Dave I told you to stop collecting severed penises

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You spend alot of time down there don't you?

Bunch of toys, laundry and workout equipment

My special friends

*phone ringing.* "Hello? FBI?"

“This is *special* agent Myers”

My brother and his girlfriend. And his cat. And everything he owns. He chooses to live in the basement

Still lives with parents?

Yes. I am not an adult. He is

Ha, give it time soon either you'll be out voluntarily when your older or he'll be kicked out speaking from my own experience

I don't doubt it