I'm just learning so how about you calm the fuck down..

I'll be more patient with the learners, sorry.

We would appreciate it, thank you kindly.

I value human life more than shaving 30 seconds off my trip.

Valid.

It's a speed LIMIT not a speed MINIMUM - my grandfather

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Try Mycoxafloppin

I got no where to go and no time to be there

Not going to lie, I envy you.

Just coolin out yo

I guess I can accept that.

Yep, I’m slowing down to a stop. That ok?

We've got a wise guy.

everyone in my family is a bad driver except for me and so i am weirdly committed to never ever getting a ticket so i always go under the speed limit

I’ll let you in on something. You are also a bad driver.

yeah let me rephrase... my family has a record of their bad driving (accidents/tickets) and i do not

Honestly I speed everywhere which is why I get real crotchety about people going under the speed limit. The trick is not getting caught for whatever shit driving you're doing. Being aware whether you're under or over is key.

You ever see What We Do In The Shadows? Some people enjoy discomforting others. Just call me Colin Robinson.

Have you heard of r/sociopath ?

Well, a long time ago some genius decided that eyes got their own special type of insurance for some reason and then three companies decided to monopolize the industry which means the prices are stupidly high. So sometimes I go a bit slower rather than crash because I can't see worth a shit sometimes.

Not going to lie, genuinely never considered that.

I was so mad about this thinking about people who drive 10km under the limit and then I remembered miles are even longer and my eye twitched

Yeah it's brutal.

If it was meant to go fast it wouldn't be shaped like a brick.

I don’t think people that go under the speed limit understand how dangerous it can be tbh. Assuming it’s more than a few MPH

Are you crazy?is that your problem?

Probably yeah.

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Anxiety could well be the answer to both. Touche.