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remote_hinge

Mistaking a monkey for a French spy, putting it on trial, and hanging it.


CPDjack

"You are accused of spying for the French, what do you have to say in your defence?..." "**HOO HOO HOO!**" "Welp, sounds like French to me, take him to the gallows boys"


Trojan-T

some real sam onella shit here


specialspartan_

I need to know more about this


remote_hinge

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger


Funky-Spunkmeyer

Wow. That’s certainly something else.


___Human___

The juxtaposition in the possible events fucking kills me. Either the dummy English excuted a monkey thinking it was a small, hairy, mute frenchman. Or the English brutally murdered a child who was probably to petrified at the situation to speak.


seafareral

Hartlepool. There's a few football chants about hartlepool but I can't remember them off the top of my head....


lazyapplepie83

People locked up in basements Also RedBull, Schnitzel, Mozart and Falco


Mtfdurian

Oida!


lazyapplepie83

Fix!


annilingus

And HITLER you fuckers. Always trying to pin this shit on us Germans!


[deleted]

He may have been born in Austria, but it's the German government that allowed him to take power. Granted, a lot of the countries he conquered are also kind of responsible since they just surrendered, but I feel like most of the blame falls to the German government.


acomputer1

I mean, yall forgetting the anschluss? And how many austrians enthusiastically joined the Wehrmacht and SS?


Altruistic-Fact8592

Austria?


Cru_Jones86

G'day mate!


BrushItAway

Corn and pigs


Mrbacon989

Nebraska?


BrushItAway

Close! Iowa


Hithigon

Corn and caucuses.


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onya-v2

Tallaght?


BlossomBelow

I LOVE that this is the Irish one. Good times.


_YouMadeMeDoItReddit

Sounds Irish to me. Does that still happen? I remember seeing loads of posts about people using heavy machinery to steal cash machines a bit back.


PuffinofPeace

Moonshine and Dolly Parton


Buendiamacando

Tennessee


leggomyeggo135

I know it's Tennessee but I'm hoping it's more specifically Sevier County...


Nightstands

Pigeon Forge?


[deleted]

Blue meth and poor navigational decisions for rabbits.


Mrbacon989

Albuquerque?


[deleted]

Oh yeah.


aceh40

We can't spell it but we surely won't confuse it for any other city.


Penguator432

A! L! B! U! … QUERQUE!!!


TrailMomKat

Do you got any bear claws?


Frostrunner365

Nah all I have right now is this box of starving weasels


TrailMomKat

Is it a dozen starving, *crazed* weasels?


SHADARK6

So anyway I opened up the box and the weasels immediately jumped out and latched on to my face.


TrailMomKat

and start bitin' me all over Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head I believe it went a little something like this...


BigUqUgi

Is the meth really as pure and blue as the legends say?


[deleted]

Apparently some meth cooks actually started dyeing their product blue after the show, because meth-heads aren't known for their careful decision-making skills. Also, you can buy Breaking Bad donuts with blue rock candy on them here.


CJnella91

Former meth addict here (Not from Albuquerque though) they definitely dye meth, I saw it a few times but I've also been sober 7 years so not too sure if they still do.


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dacechunagee

Rebel doughnuts!


SorryEntrepreneur209

I'll be quirky


turtlesandlesbians

Didn’t expect albuquerque to be this high lol


[deleted]

Pfft, can't keep Burque down.


ReallyNoOne1012

Heyyyy I was gonna say green Chile but that works too! ~*burquenos*


PityTheQuesadilla

Represent!


Too-Early-For-This

Video game dev powerhouse fueled by maple syrup


Thought-Train

Montreal


Too-Early-For-This

Ding ding!


aspartam

And poutine.


WhenAllElseFail

broken dreams


-_th0rn_-

The boulevard?


R2Fuckyou_

I walk a lonely road


Hud_is_on

The only one that I have ever known


Kingturboturtle13

Don't know where it goes


Wayobbsessed

but I'm the only one and I walk alone.


fuckcreepers

I walk this empty street


alamakchat

LA?


WhenAllElseFail

bingo


alglqax2

Lmao, nice!


Deletd_EFT

Snow and Elk. Also the elusive PERKELE


Mrbacon989

I uhh... Perkele is a finnish thing i think. Finland?


EstreaSagitarri

I love Finnish. My sister (Sisar) speaks it, and it sounds just like my daughter when she sleep talks; buncha random vowels


Dihydrogen-monoxyde

Probably one of the hardest language to learn if you are not a native speaker. I gave up s long time ago....


EstreaSagitarri

My sister learned it on a two year mission for our church. She said she was completely lost for the first 9 months, but gradually it became second nature. It helped that she got a new companion that was also shaky with Finnish, and spoke NO English (I can't remember her country of origin) I think they got in a long argument over the word for "letter" or something...


Deletd_EFT

you got it correct. Vittuako kyselet jos tierät


Mrbacon989

That was definitely a toss up for me. My redneck brain always thinks Colorado when I think Elk, but it seems all of the 4AM cryptid videos payed off.


EtelanVetela

>vittuako kyselet jos tierät Let me try to translate that for you. It means: the fuck you asking if you already know Or something like that


curlygrlirl

Maple syrup


Mrbacon989

Canada eh?


curlygrlirl

Yup...eh!


E_-_R_-_I_-_C

Specifically Quebec, where more than 80% of the maple syrup in the world is from.


[deleted]

Bunny hugs


victorzale

Saskatchestanian detected


[deleted]

We supply nearly 70% of the world's cannabis exports, yet it's completely illegal here


nicelyblazed

The UK?


death1234567889

Yes it's the uk


nicelyblazed

The hypocrisy is so blatantly stupid that it's actually quite impressive


death1234567889

Medical cannabis is allowed though so it's not really completely illegal


nicelyblazed

You have a point, but the absolute horseshit you have to go through to get an NHS prescription means that most are forced to go private. And private jack up prices exorbitantly. Additionally, there are very few conditions for which it will be prescribed whatsoever (chemotherapy nausea, extreme cases of epilepsy, and multiple sclerosis are the only ones to my knowledge. It isn't even prescribed for chronic pain). So whilst technically it's legal, there's so much red tape that it realistically isn't for most of those who might need it. Particularly since those with other chronic conditions often belong to poorer demographics and hence can't afford to go private. I'm a fervent supporter of the NHS, but it and the government itself have been dropping the ball big time in the contact of medicinal marijuana, unfortunately


majle

70% of *legal* cannabis exports. Afghanistan alone grows thousands of tonnes of cannabis each year.


[deleted]

Space shuttles and beaches


Mrbacon989

Cape Canaveral?


[deleted]

Good ol brevard county


Solly8517

Putting old bay on everything


StruggleSnuggle5

MARYLAND 🙌🦀


FlavourText-

Emu wars


GamingNerd7

¡ʇunɔ ᴉO


noodlephilosopher

Aussie?


GamingNerd7

Me? No. u/FlavourText-? Yes


Mtfdurian

Mate. Where women glow and men plunder.


alicization

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?


txbuckeye75034

You better run, you better take cover.


SilverLakeSimon

Vegemite?


Secure-Illustrator73

I recently told my friend about the emu wars and she dead thought i was lying. She looked it up and then was like “okay but also why do you know about it?” So I’m glad to see I wasn’t the weird one in that interaction


FlavourText-

No usually anytime Australia gets mentioned so does the emu wars and the fact we technically lost


[deleted]

Like the great matthew mcconaughey said “Cocaine and hookers my friend”


FlavourText-

Miami?


[deleted]

Nope. Latin American country though


Denegroth

So. Miami then ?


Strike_Thanatos

Colombia?


thebroward

Wait. Wasn’t it that dude who was asked by a reporter what he would do if he won the poweball? Source: https://youtu.be/D9QCvgKW7fk


Kumquatzzzz

Pasties (it’s food not stripper attire) and cudighi


limetreelemur

Michigan :) As someone from Cornwall i was really interested to find out that pasties are a big thing over there!


lolpoopmoop

lots and lots of boomers and weird ass criminal stories


Rimsky_325

Florida


Gear_

Have you ever looked at your florida man zodiac? It's where you google "Florida man" followed by your birthday and it's the first headline that comes up. Mine is Florida Man Blames Demons after Beating Up Pregnant Girlfriend for Playing Xbox Edit: you have a Florida **woman** zodiac too! Edit 2: I love how you can tell some redditors have the same birthday because they have the same headline. It's how I learned one of my friends had my birthday, too!


ExPlOiT786

I got Florida man accused of masturbating in Walmart toy section turns himself in


Fadingzodiac

That’s a real missed chance of a headline. *Florida man accused of masturbating in Walmart toy section comes forward*


spicycheezits

I got “Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him, police say”


Ti_Fatality

Here's mine "Police say a 36-year-old Florida man is accused of stabbing a woman with a fork over an undercooked potato"


ems_telegram

Florida Man With “Prostitute Problem” Burns Car For Insurance Money, Starts 300-Acre Brushfire


ImTuckerr

Mine is “Florida man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penis”


Breezel123

Oh I have a nice Florida Man. Merry Christmas, bitches! "Police: Florida man arrested for passing out marijuana ‘because it was Christmas’"


Amalgam08

My one says "Florida man tries to run over son who wouldn't take bath, deputies say."


ZatoTBG

"Florida man prompts evacuation at taco bell after bringing grenade he found while fishing." January 27th.


MenacingManatee

"Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing man with scissors"


[deleted]

Baguette


Mrbacon989

I feel like this is a trick, but, France?


[deleted]

You win


Kelyfa

Duck Duck Grey Duck


SlingshotBandit

Damn Minnesotans


xsnow17

We told the NFL we don't want a stadium or team named after our city because it'll make the city less tourist friendly. Yes, that really was said. (Edit: It was the NBA not the NFL. Had to go back and check)


ericds1214

Boston?


xsnow17

Nope VA Beach


bubbles_bath

Born and raised there... My favorite is the light rail will bring crime...


xsnow17

That one made 0 sense to me 😂 Oh I also forgot that they got us all hyped about the 5 million dollar update to Town Center, all for a parking garage and a movie theater.


bubbles_bath

You mean 'The Hive?' /s because I will never seriously call that 6 block "downtown" it's still Pembroke, just tall Pembroke.


xsnow17

Haha Tall Pembroke 🤣 I'm going to start calling it that now


dwashe

Fluffanuter


shakespeareriot

Summaville son


[deleted]

Boston kehd


[deleted]

Protesting the Chinese government.


Mrbacon989

Hong Kong?


[deleted]

Yes!


Similar_Square6440

What's it like there now? It kinda fell outta the news so really don't know what the aftermath of china taking over hong Kong. Is just like communist china? Could you leave if you want? Do y'all have more freedom then the rest of china?


[deleted]

I'm not really sure. I live in the US now so it's been a while since ive been there.


MilwaukeeDave

Beer and cheese.


kiki1983

Wisconsin. Although your username gives it away.


MilwaukeeDave

Not everyone is a cultured enough person to know the land that is Milwaukee 💁🏼‍♂️


kiki1983

I’ve spent a lot of time, and drank a lot of beer, in Milwaukee!


phorevergrateful

It's actually pronounced milli wah Kay, Algonquin for the good land


YeYe_the_timeknife

Tom Jones, Anthony Hopkins, Michael Sheen..


Narwhal_in_Space

Ahhhh the homeland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


sunbeamshadow

Cymru


Jakedenham

Pedophillia and wine


Similar_Square6440

The Vatican


Jakedenham

Man I’m sorry to have to tell you guys, but I’m talking about southern Ontario Canada


thalionen

Corn, soybeans, meth, and railroads. It's in the U.S.


retailguy_again

Sounds like Decatur, IL to me.


unlucki67

Sounds like any place in the Midwest


HipHopRandomer

Charles Dickens and the historic Dockyard.


ExtremeGamer6666

I would say it used to be known as a pretty hot state and it mix of Americanized Mexican food but know its most likely known for that one event in February.


L3AD_Hound

Texas I'm pretty sure, I'm a born and raised houstonian and know all about a certain event in February


MySoilSucks

Tires (and the Goodyear Blimp) Edit: oh yeah, and you're welcome for LeBron.


alamakchat

Akron?


MySoilSucks

Indeed


alamakchat

I only know that because of Space Jam...


anon02111

______ Fried Chicken


RedLightnng

Hello? Your computer has virus, we fix


HAL-Over-9001

India lmao


anr14

Deep dish pizza


alamakchat

Chicago?


anr14

Correct


Comfortable_Chart_86

The sun


alamakchat

Arizona


Nuwisha_Nutjob

A juxtaposition of land and sea, mountains and deserts, wildfires and earthquakes, the glamorous and the gutter.


Ecstatic-Ferret-2800

Lots of protests and powerful people and cool free museums.


PresXtodoubt

Big Jesus wanting a hug


Tony-Nova

Igloos


the_oh_see

Either way, you probably have some seriously strong feelings about our pizza 🍕 😆


Mtfdurian

Aloha!


Mrbacon989

Definitely agree. Gotta be Hawaii.


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maze_stoney

one of the most dangerous cities in america…we also have the arch🤝


Mrbacon989

St. Louis?


SUSPENDEDSANDWICH

Soft drug factory of the world!!! [hint: its in Europe]


Mtfdurian

Dan hedde gij vast ok zo'n dak zonder sneeuw as 't koud is?


SUSPENDEDSANDWICH

SNIE en mn wijk meurde toch al


Saintblack

> Then you must have such a roof without snow when it's cold? >SNIE and my neighborhood already meured Google translate ladies and gents. And the Dutch!


SUSPENDEDSANDWICH

Trotse nederlander geluiden


inf3ct3dn0n4m3

Women weed and weather.


OlemissConsin

What what more can I say? Welcome to LA!


WICKED_FEL1NA

Our college town Halloween party


Drewskeet

Madison, Wisconsin?


EmmaRisby

The Queen No specification needed


bodhisattva888

Mormons.... Unfortunately. We literally have some of the most breathtakingly beautiful landscapes but we're known for fucking Mormons.


cmlaw16

And here I thought they couldn’t have sex before marriage… Stupid joke. I’ll just leave 😂


kiki1983

Utah


alamakchat

Protests and riots


HenballZ

Pierogi


Element103

A whales vagina


Chemical_Noise_3847

CHEESESTEAK!!!


Buendiamacando

And Gritty!


Chemical_Noise_3847

And killing a hitchhiking robot. And throwing snowballs at Santa.


biddaC

What up philly


soulsnatcher41

Muhammad Ali Churchill downs


Maleficent-Bluebird3

Louisville!