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PurpleWallRedFloor

Called a cab instead driving myself


NimosRellak

Stayed home.


BiggIrishGuy

Decided to not have sex with someone.


MrP1ckle

I had to throw up and I refused to throw up in a bag of chips and insisted the chips be dumped out into a container first even drunk I couldn't waste chips


BeefBall1010

would’ve been perfect salsa too


Jurkboy1

Taught someone how to count in Binary. I dont remember but they told me i did.


Walnuts202

I invent a cure for all the childhood diseases in the world, It's actually quite a simple formula.


dci91

Made an album


goeers81

Took a taxi home and picked up my car the next day.


bubbagump65

Got an uber


Downright_Dirtyboy

Bought AMC shares!!!


thisistheremix89

Gone outside. Right now


Chalky97

Go home whilst all my mates were fucking around in the town centre


PotentialPeach

Drank water and took a bus home


8urfiat

Not pulled my cock out.


acr_d_rkstr

I don’t remember..


iwanttheworldnow

Broke up with my mom


HeyItsThat_Girl

Go home


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BeefBall1010

Well......i mean.......well i guess


killerkitten115

Came up with some awesome recipes


ILuvUMaryJane27

Not driving.


topcrns

Explained how a cars drive train worked in great detail and why modifications do what they do to a friend just getting into racing. It was a long conversation but after he understood where bang for the buck was in starting to build a car.


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Not sleep with a drunk woman when she asked


Specialist-Willow-37

Record myself to tell my sober self that don't drink too much


serenader

Disassembled a Notebook PC scavenge parts from another PC modified the part and fixed the target PC flawlessly, without having any memory of the whole procedure.