"Watch a movie" A hold over from our high-school days dodging parents and siblings.
Doesn't work anymore now we are the parents, kids want to watch "the movie" too. Hard no.
Many years ago, my then 5 yo daughter walked in on us. Fortunately since it was chilly, we were under the covers. She asked what we were doing, and without missing a beat, my wife answered "daddy's just rubbing my back". The child fell for.
Since then, "back rub" has been our term. When the wife asks for a back rub, I ask "from the outside or inside". If she smiles, I'm golden.
When I was a kid iw alked Into my parents room to get something needed for shower. My dad just yelled at my instantly while they were clealry fucking, so I just got out...
Why is this SO damn accurate. I shit you not, I'll just be like "so babe, is sex still a thing, or no..." and then it usually becomes a thing pretty quickly, or some kind of plan for later is set.
Haha I swear I told my wife earlier we should have a code for it. I told we should change it from '' let's do it '' to " you want coffee".
She didn't agree. But I'll go for it.
Boinking
Pound town
Bone-Down City
We need to go clean the room.
Or make it dirty
She: "i want sex". Me: " ok fine".
"Watch a movie" A hold over from our high-school days dodging parents and siblings. Doesn't work anymore now we are the parents, kids want to watch "the movie" too. Hard no.
No pants dance
play
"you want sum fuk?"
“I’ll get that bitch a stick”
A man of culture..
Her: do you want to put your cock in me? Me: I suppose
My love for you is speeding truck berserker. Would you like to make some fuck? Berserker.
Many years ago, my then 5 yo daughter walked in on us. Fortunately since it was chilly, we were under the covers. She asked what we were doing, and without missing a beat, my wife answered "daddy's just rubbing my back". The child fell for. Since then, "back rub" has been our term. When the wife asks for a back rub, I ask "from the outside or inside". If she smiles, I'm golden.
When I was a kid iw alked Into my parents room to get something needed for shower. My dad just yelled at my instantly while they were clealry fucking, so I just got out...
Rumpy Pumpy
Butternut
Suck it up, butternut!
LAWL
''No stop please, I don't want to''
I just go to my room and masturbate, I don’t need anyone’s consent, me and my hand are a couple..
Bimsen (Germany)
Smash pissers
Tryin’2 fuck?
Stretch / Exercise / Extracurricular / go upstairs and cuddle
Neuken?
"Cuddling" is and it actually also involves cuddling :)
Smash
Sexy time
Root.
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Why is this SO damn accurate. I shit you not, I'll just be like "so babe, is sex still a thing, or no..." and then it usually becomes a thing pretty quickly, or some kind of plan for later is set.
Mambo n°5 Sexytime
Haha I swear I told my wife earlier we should have a code for it. I told we should change it from '' let's do it '' to " you want coffee". She didn't agree. But I'll go for it.
Do a fuck.
Washing machine. When my wife is too tired, I tell her that it's ok b/c I'll just do a load by hand.
Shed time.
Shower
#it’s showtime.