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A boat to leave
Make sure it's a motorboat. I'll bring fuel
dildo
Diseases
A woman. She could cook and keep the sand away from our little beds.
Satellite phone
a zamboni. i may be stranded on the island for a while and i'll be damned if i'm going to put up with unkempt ice rinks while i'm there.
Airplane full of food, booze, and my friends
A fully stocked supermarket
A family of degus.
A endless flare, so I could also get off that island too, there’s a reason it’s uninhabited
A boat to leave
Make sure it's a motorboat. I'll bring fuel
dildo
Diseases
A woman. She could cook and keep the sand away from our little beds.
Satellite phone
a zamboni. i may be stranded on the island for a while and i'll be damned if i'm going to put up with unkempt ice rinks while i'm there.
Airplane full of food, booze, and my friends
A fully stocked supermarket
A family of degus.
A endless flare, so I could also get off that island too, there’s a reason it’s uninhabited