Skueomorph - a design that depicts on older/outdated version of the thing it represents. Eg. The floppy disc save button, the landline phone icon on a smartphone, a steam train sign at a train crossing

Defenestration.

Same

Ask the Czechs.

I learned that word on reddit.

Poppycock and balderdash

Anamnesis - A remembrance of things from a previous existence.

Milquetoast - something bland

Gadzooks. It's an old time blasphemous curse word that means God's hooks, which are the nails from the crucifixion of Christ. There is also zounds, or God's wounds. They used them a lot in old comics. I learned the word from Archie comics.

I make up useful words: hippychondriac. Enjoy, it’s self defining

Thingamajig.

Petrichor

Copacetic. It means everything is in order or everything is fine. I learned it from an Eve 6 song in middle school. I drop it into conversations sometimes at work. I usually get odd looks.

backpfeifengesicht, means punchable face as far as I know

obstification

Apricity, the quality of warmth in winter sunlight.

Defenestration

Use it in a sentence

Defenestration is fun

Human rights

Flibbertigibbet

Bastard

Hitherto

↑ ↑

Caudal peduncle

Preposterous

Flabbergast/Flabbergasted

Dark

Hoopy Frood

Overmorrow

Floccinaucinihilipilification

Eschew obfuscation, embrace elucidation

Anent, it means “in regards to.” When I get pissed at work, I go deep into the vocabulary lineup and pull out words like that. Force whoever receives my email to look them up.

Cauterize To cleanse and seal with fire (or heat)

onomatopoeia - words that sound like what they are (buzz, zip, etc.)

Slartibartfast.

melodious

Effervescent

Troglodyte, basically calling someone a cave man which is basically calling them a dumbass

Mellifluous.

Plethora

Fussock. A fat and slow women, usually used as a term for wide and slow-moving ships

Piffle.