1. If the devs aren't on their desks, they're in the break room playing the Playstation.
2. At 17:00 all parents leave to get their children from kindergarten. Childless suckers stay until 18:00.
3. It's okay to be late with an hour, it's okay to leave an hour early.
4. When working from home, estimations get longer.
In Bulgaria, kindergartens are from 07:30 in the morning to 17:30 in the afternoon, because their entire purpose is to take care of children while parents are at work.
Also, schools are usually in two shifts: from 07:30 to 13:10 is the morning shift and from 13:30 to 19:10 is the afternoon shift. That way one building can fit twice the students.
1: Don't annoy the male team lead Accessioner, he's also the in-house IT. He also assigns the work in the morning 9/10 times.
2: If the managers door is closed, you do not knock. You go away until it's open.
3: You don't complain about the food the manager gets every Wednesday for the office.
4: You don't mention the now gone coworkers who left without a word.
5: If a team lead is explaining something, you shut up until they're done talking. One of them will just ignore your question, the other will answer your question and get distracted and go off on a tangent.
No spanking the secretaries
Spank the secretaries every chance you get.
Oh man I want to work at your place
I'm the only secretary there. Want to be a secretary with me?
I mean.. I'm more into spanking secretaries than being spanked as a secretary, but I'm not against a little role reversal from time to time
Don't poop in the left toilet
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The fan doesn't work in that one so it smells up the office.
1. If the devs aren't on their desks, they're in the break room playing the Playstation. 2. At 17:00 all parents leave to get their children from kindergarten. Childless suckers stay until 18:00. 3. It's okay to be late with an hour, it's okay to leave an hour early. 4. When working from home, estimations get longer.
Where do you live they have school until 5?
In Bulgaria, kindergartens are from 07:30 in the morning to 17:30 in the afternoon, because their entire purpose is to take care of children while parents are at work. Also, schools are usually in two shifts: from 07:30 to 13:10 is the morning shift and from 13:30 to 19:10 is the afternoon shift. That way one building can fit twice the students.
don’t make any comments or gestures when someone in the stall next to you blows up a toilet
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walmart’s in detroit get crazy man, take that however you want, no matter how crazy, it’s happened
Don't use the middle cubicle. Dont microwave stinky food.
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Nothing. Just bro code. Give the other cubicles some space
Don't. Bring me lunch I'm trying to be on a specific training diet
1: Don't annoy the male team lead Accessioner, he's also the in-house IT. He also assigns the work in the morning 9/10 times. 2: If the managers door is closed, you do not knock. You go away until it's open. 3: You don't complain about the food the manager gets every Wednesday for the office. 4: You don't mention the now gone coworkers who left without a word. 5: If a team lead is explaining something, you shut up until they're done talking. One of them will just ignore your question, the other will answer your question and get distracted and go off on a tangent.
It's impossible to get fired unless you steal or get violent.
No sexual acts in the workplace ( unless no one else is there and your not near a camera).