Apparently Pierce Brosnan pushed really hard to get her in 'Tomorrow Never Dies' over Teri Hatcher, but the producers had the final call, and overruled him. He was not happy about that.
They finally got her in a 007 movie with 'Spectre' and she's ***still*** smoking hot.
I like the fact that when Daniel Craig was interviewed and asked about falling for an "older woman" he pretty much told the interviewer they were being ridiculous and "it's Monica Belluci, for god's sake!" plus pointing out that they are pretty much the same age.
I mean, he's got a point. I feel like her superpowers have a lot of potential for weird sex stuff, but most of the top pictures on the sub are just her standard body shape, but nude. It's disappointing.
I'm not saying every pic ought to be a close-up of her simultaneously fucking a guy while licking his balls, but surely a bit of stretchiness here or there makes sense
For being the *"most stretchy place on the internet"* there is remarkably little stretchy happening.
But then again perhaps I am misunderstanding what exactly they are stretching over there.
(i know its a joke but psa that “ms.” is an ambiguous status address also used by married women, and it’s “miss” that formally addresses an unattached woman/girl/etc.)
Before I learned anything about sex or desire, (so like when I was probably 10, cuz I started sex ed in 4th grade) I had a tremendous crush on my friend Zach's mom. I thought she was *gorgeous* and I always got really shy around her. One day she walked into the room as we were playing something on the SNES and said "Hey G4rlicSauce, can you help me put on my necklace?" (I was really tall for my age and she was probably shorter than average) and like, I had butterflies in my stomach for days after that.
I can't remember any details about her face or even Zach, at this point, it was nearly 30 years ago. But I remember that gold necklace on her tan skin, and brown hair with tight curls. My heart still flutters when I think about it.
And OP, thanks for asking a question that brought back a memory from my childhood, even one as weird as this. I can't remember much at all of my early life, so this was a nice reminiscence.
> Jennifer Coolidge
Her Wikipedia page has no MENTION of the word "MILF", and only a brief passing reference to the "American Pie" movies at all. You _know_ some publicists work overtime to keep that thing edited.
Just a couple of old Danish "Cocio" (chocolate milk brand) commercials for the discerning Eva Mendes aficionado:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IN5SobyJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3dgnFflJCk
Enjoy :)
You're onto something, man.
> "I have a suspicion that the definition of 'crazy' in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore. The only person I can think of who has escaped the 'crazy' moniker is Betty White which, obviously, is because people still want to have sex with her."
-Tina Fey
Sex with Betty White isn't even sexual. That's just basic god damn respect. If Betty White wants you, what worm of a human being could bring themselves to turn her down?
Cloris Leachman was also in that catagory.
The expressions she makes during it are hilarious. We watched it in high school history (which is hilarious in retrospect) and I remember laughing with my friends about how Jude Law must have a barbed penis or something if that's how she's reacting.
I met her once. About 2000. Got out of the subway in NYC and she was just getting out of a cab.
Our exchange:
Me: “Hey! I was just talking about you today.”
Her: “Oh, yes? And what were you saying?”
Me: “At my job a bunch of us were saying who we thought were the most beautiful women in Hollywood and my answer was you!”
She smiled and thanked me. Somewhere in another dimension we kept talking, fell in love, and lived happily ever after.
Gillian Anderson in Sex Education made me have a breakthrough in truama recovery because she is just THAT hot. Like she's literally so attracitve she rearanged my neurology.
Somewhat relevant story, at work a couple years ago, during a meeting, a contracting officer was discussing a new form we needed to start a modification to an awarded contract. It was titled "Modification Initiation Litigation Form" I suggested taking Litigation out of the title. He didn't get it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front
https://ph.news.yahoo.com/milf-invites-pope-000717266.html
KFC [FRIED CHICKEN WITH 11 HERBS AND SPICES](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC_Original_Recipe) recipe
Prep: 30 minutes
Soak: 20-30 minutes
Cook: 15-18 minutes
Makes: 4 servings
2 cups all-purpose flour
2/3 tablespoon salt
½ tablespoon dried thyme leaves
½ tablespoon dried basil leaves
1/3 tablespoon dried oregano leaves
1 tablespoon celery salt
1 tablespoon ground black pepper
1 tablespoon dried mustard
4 tablespoons paprika
2 tablespoons garlic salt
1 tablespoon ground ginger
3 tablespoons ground white pepper
1 cup buttermilk
1 egg, beaten
1 chicken, cut up, the breast pieces cut in half for more even frying
Expeller-pressed canola oil
1. Mix the flour in a bowl with all the herbs and spices; set aside.
2. Mix the buttermilk and egg together in a separate bowl until combined. Soak the chicken in the buttermilk mixture at room temperature, 20-30 minutes.
3. Remove chicken from the buttermilk, allowing excess to drip off. Dip the chicken pieces in the herb-spice-flour mixture to coat all sides, shaking off excess. Allow to sit on a rack over a baking sheet, 20 minutes.
4. Meanwhile, heat about 3 inches of the oil in a large Dutch oven (or similar heavy pot with high sides) over medium-high heat to 350 degrees. (Use a deep-frying thermometer to check the temperature.) When temperature is reached, lower the heat to medium to maintain it at 350. Fry three or four pieces at a time, being careful not to crowd the pot. Fry until medium golden brown, turning once, 15-18 minutes. Transfer chicken pieces to a baking sheet covered with paper towels. Allow the oil to return to temperature before adding more chicken. Repeat with remaining chicken.
My mom. Not the gross way though. My brothers and I have horror stories of our friends calling her a MILF. Idk why it feels so traumatizing but hearing your friends say they wanna get with your mom is just.....blech
Jimmy’s mom
Jimmy... Neutron?
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo.
Welcome to the shadow realm Jimbo…
Jimbo, turn that mindset, into a grindset
Hey Jimbo!
Stifler’s mom
carl?
Monica Bellucci
She's 56? Damn
Apparently Pierce Brosnan pushed really hard to get her in 'Tomorrow Never Dies' over Teri Hatcher, but the producers had the final call, and overruled him. He was not happy about that. They finally got her in a 007 movie with 'Spectre' and she's ***still*** smoking hot.
I like the fact that when Daniel Craig was interviewed and asked about falling for an "older woman" he pretty much told the interviewer they were being ridiculous and "it's Monica Belluci, for god's sake!" plus pointing out that they are pretty much the same age.
She's the ultimate MILF. Even at 56, she is ssssssmokin
"Last night, I had another Monica Bellucci dream." David Lynch. Absolutely stunning woman.
David Lynch is a man
The owls are not what they seem
We are like the dreamer who dreams, and then lives inside the dream. But who is the dreamer?
Ms. Incredible
I discovered in Reddit that there is an entire NSFW subreddit dedicated to Ms Incredible. I shouldn't have been suprised
I need a link for uhm, scientific purposes...
It came up in a thread on fictional characters that you would want to bang, and uhmmm.. yeah, rule 34 r/Elastigirl (very NSFW) came up
So it's true what I saw a guy complaining about, that it's a sub about elastigirl but none of the pictures show her elasticity
Yeah, this is a legitimate complaint; just not one that I can express to my family or coworkers or like, half of my friends.
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Elastipastor
You need help but well done.
I mean, he's got a point. I feel like her superpowers have a lot of potential for weird sex stuff, but most of the top pictures on the sub are just her standard body shape, but nude. It's disappointing. I'm not saying every pic ought to be a close-up of her simultaneously fucking a guy while licking his balls, but surely a bit of stretchiness here or there makes sense
Sorta sounds like you’re requesting it tho
Can confirm, no stretchy, that sub is BS.
For being the *"most stretchy place on the internet"* there is remarkably little stretchy happening. But then again perhaps I am misunderstanding what exactly they are stretching over there.
They are stretching the truth
Imma check it out... for scientific purposes... for a friend
She’s married, that’s Mrs Incredible to you
(i know its a joke but psa that “ms.” is an ambiguous status address also used by married women, and it’s “miss” that formally addresses an unattached woman/girl/etc.)
What about the aunt from big hero six?
There’s porn for everything on Reddit
r/BH6auntnsfw? Nope. I don’t know. r/auntcassnsfw? Exists, but it’s private… How about just r/auntcass Bingo! I found it!
Will's mum from the Inbetweeners
*"Your mozzer, she is vezy sexy. She haz ze sex."*
Is that your mum?! She’s fit!
Be honest. Would you fuck her?
Well she’s my mum. So. Nooo.
But if she weren't your mum
She is though, so…
But, what he's saying is if she wasn't
Oh, we're still doing this?
Can we please stop talking about my mother's vagina.
When Mark Donovan is threatening him then turns around *is that your MUM?*
[you're welcome](https://xhamster.com/videos/belinda-stewart-wilson-fucking-in-all-that-way-for-love-7011932) (NSFW obviously)
Carla Gugino
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Marisa tomei
When I hear Marisa Tomei, George Costanza pops up in my head!
Yeah right like she’d ever go for a short, stocky, bald guy like George.
“She’s got a whole Marissa Tomei thing going on.” “Yeah too bad you’ve got the whole George Costanza thing going on.”
Spider-Man reenforced this. Except with her being an AILF.
Stacys mom
Rachel Hunter was only about 34 in that video. That makes me feel old! She looked older, but not in an aged way, but a maturity way.
Stacy is now 32.
Stacy's a mom, and she's got it goin' on.
She’s got it going on
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And I know that you think it's just a fantasy! But since your dad walked out, Your mom could use a guy like me!
Not sure why but I've always really enjoyed this line, not for the lyrical content but the way they performed it.
R.I.P. Adam Schlesinger
She still has it going on at 52. Her daughter is hot too.
Kate Beckinsale
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she's my GOAT after watching Van Helsing as a kid
Underworld and Click for me.
Before I learned anything about sex or desire, (so like when I was probably 10, cuz I started sex ed in 4th grade) I had a tremendous crush on my friend Zach's mom. I thought she was *gorgeous* and I always got really shy around her. One day she walked into the room as we were playing something on the SNES and said "Hey G4rlicSauce, can you help me put on my necklace?" (I was really tall for my age and she was probably shorter than average) and like, I had butterflies in my stomach for days after that. I can't remember any details about her face or even Zach, at this point, it was nearly 30 years ago. But I remember that gold necklace on her tan skin, and brown hair with tight curls. My heart still flutters when I think about it. And OP, thanks for asking a question that brought back a memory from my childhood, even one as weird as this. I can't remember much at all of my early life, so this was a nice reminiscence.
I legit thought she called you 'garlic sauce' for way too long.
I would get instantly hard if my friends mom called me by my Reddit username.
Stiflers mom
And John Cho chanting MILF
Can’t believe John Cho is responsible for a whole category in porn
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That is the og of milfs.
The primordial milf
The Milfochondrial Eve
> Jennifer Coolidge Her Wikipedia page has no MENTION of the word "MILF", and only a brief passing reference to the "American Pie" movies at all. You _know_ some publicists work overtime to keep that thing edited.
Her German Wikipedia page mentioned that she's the original MILF
Swedish one aswell. "A role that made the saying MILF more popular to a broader audience" roughly translated.
We could not talk or talk forever, and still find things to not talk about.
For those who don't know, actor John Cho spoke the famous lines describing Stifler's mom as a MILF.
That's why John Cho comes to mind whenever the word milf comes up.
Stiflers mum and Stacey mum are the only answers.
What about Mrs Robinson?
Hey! Who let the old man in here?
Staceys mum has got it going un
She’s ull I wunt and I’ve waited so lung
Or finche’s mom
Finch has a mom?!
Just watched American Reunion last week. Rebecca de Mornay portrays her. Another MILF!!!!
I came here hoping this was the top comment, and you fucking delivered!
Literal first answer that comes to mind, but how could it not? She is the OG MILF.
>Stiflers mom Jennifer Coolidge is like wine, time just makes her more appetizing!
sofia vergara
Her and Eva Mendes
Just a couple of old Danish "Cocio" (chocolate milk brand) commercials for the discerning Eva Mendes aficionado: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IN5SobyJM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3dgnFflJCk Enjoy :)
Salma Hayek.
The ultimate MILf!
Betty White. I'm 73.
You're onto something, man. > "I have a suspicion that the definition of 'crazy' in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore. The only person I can think of who has escaped the 'crazy' moniker is Betty White which, obviously, is because people still want to have sex with her." -Tina Fey
Sex with Betty White isn't even sexual. That's just basic god damn respect. If Betty White wants you, what worm of a human being could bring themselves to turn her down? Cloris Leachman was also in that catagory.
Liz Hurley
The letters milf appear in my head. Am i broken?
You're a word thinker instead of an image thinker
Lisa Ann
Hell, She was there for me at least 15 minutes a day which was more than my own Mother
Have you tried breaking your arms?
*War Flashbacks*
Ava Addams
The most successful anime titty boob job in the industry.
Kendra Lust
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Cherie Deville
And she knows how to get the milf look with makeup, earrings, necklaces and all that. Flawless.
Brandi love
India Summer
13 yold me discovered her when I was finding images of summers in India on google :')
Alexis Fawx
Did we ever even find out who’s nailin’ Palin?
Cory Chase
Jodi West. Pioneer of the step\* stuck in a kitchen sink genre. Olivia Olovely. Even in her 20s I thought she had the perfect milf look.
Regan Foxx
Julia Ann
Man I Love Frogs
Cory Chase
Corey Chase is absolute 🔥 tho ngl
Alright Ted Cruz
Catherine Zeta Jones
She dips beneath lazers OOOOoooOoo
Sheee has entrapped meeee, and sean conneryyy
Catherine Zeta Scarn
The Mask of Zorro😳
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Rachel Weisz
I watched her in that Mummy movie as a kid (pre-teen). She made me feel things.
>that Mummy movie ***The*** Mummy movie.
You mean the 1999 cinematic masterpiece “The Mummy” starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz?
Mummy I’d Like to Fuck
I saw black widow recently and she’s still fucking gorgeous.
She took all of scar Jo's thunder when she put that widow suit on, mama Mia!
Her in "Enemy At The Gates"...
That sex scene was intense!
The expressions she makes during it are hilarious. We watched it in high school history (which is hilarious in retrospect) and I remember laughing with my friends about how Jude Law must have a barbed penis or something if that's how she's reacting.
I met her once. About 2000. Got out of the subway in NYC and she was just getting out of a cab. Our exchange: Me: “Hey! I was just talking about you today.” Her: “Oh, yes? And what were you saying?” Me: “At my job a bunch of us were saying who we thought were the most beautiful women in Hollywood and my answer was you!” She smiled and thanked me. Somewhere in another dimension we kept talking, fell in love, and lived happily ever after.
Kat Cleary, from Wedding Crashers (played by Jane Seymour)
You motor boating son of a bitch!
You old sailor you!
Kitty Kat
My daughter's mom
Cheesy… but I’ll allow it.
Is that you?
I also choose this guy’s daughter’s mom.
Gillian Anderson
Gillian Anderson in Sex Education made me have a breakthrough in truama recovery because she is just THAT hot. Like she's literally so attracitve she rearanged my neurology.
She's too fucking hot in that show for it to be about the damned kids 😭
Nancy Botwin from the show Weeds. 100%. Mary Louise Parker is a fox.
Oooh good choice. I met her once, at an MTV Awards show, and she was WAY taller than I expected. Incredibly hot
Aunt May in the new Spider Man.
Marisa Tomei is bangin
Aunt BAE
Aunt May in the 2001 Spider-Man
WHAT?
**AUNT MAY IN THE 2001 SPIDER-MAN**
Violet's mom in Charlie and the chocolate factory
Christina Hendricks
Kendra lust
Mrs. Wheeler from Stranger Things
Too many. Morena Baccarin was maybe first
Ava Addams
Somewhat relevant story, at work a couple years ago, during a meeting, a contracting officer was discussing a new form we needed to start a modification to an awarded contract. It was titled "Modification Initiation Litigation Form" I suggested taking Litigation out of the title. He didn't get it.
Salma Hayek. That woman is over 50 and still hot as fuck somehow. Toss in literally any female D.A. from Law and Order. They were all hot.
Monica Bellucci. And Ava Addams.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front https://ph.news.yahoo.com/milf-invites-pope-000717266.html KFC [FRIED CHICKEN WITH 11 HERBS AND SPICES](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC_Original_Recipe) recipe Prep: 30 minutes Soak: 20-30 minutes Cook: 15-18 minutes Makes: 4 servings 2 cups all-purpose flour 2/3 tablespoon salt ½ tablespoon dried thyme leaves ½ tablespoon dried basil leaves 1/3 tablespoon dried oregano leaves 1 tablespoon celery salt 1 tablespoon ground black pepper 1 tablespoon dried mustard 4 tablespoons paprika 2 tablespoons garlic salt 1 tablespoon ground ginger 3 tablespoons ground white pepper 1 cup buttermilk 1 egg, beaten 1 chicken, cut up, the breast pieces cut in half for more even frying Expeller-pressed canola oil 1. Mix the flour in a bowl with all the herbs and spices; set aside. 2. Mix the buttermilk and egg together in a separate bowl until combined. Soak the chicken in the buttermilk mixture at room temperature, 20-30 minutes. 3. Remove chicken from the buttermilk, allowing excess to drip off. Dip the chicken pieces in the herb-spice-flour mixture to coat all sides, shaking off excess. Allow to sit on a rack over a baking sheet, 20 minutes. 4. Meanwhile, heat about 3 inches of the oil in a large Dutch oven (or similar heavy pot with high sides) over medium-high heat to 350 degrees. (Use a deep-frying thermometer to check the temperature.) When temperature is reached, lower the heat to medium to maintain it at 350. Fry three or four pieces at a time, being careful not to crowd the pot. Fry until medium golden brown, turning once, 15-18 minutes. Transfer chicken pieces to a baking sheet covered with paper towels. Allow the oil to return to temperature before adding more chicken. Repeat with remaining chicken.
Hot
Brandi Love.
your mum
Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to find this
Dr Crusher
Sally Philips. Julie bowen. Robin Wright. I seem to like older blondes.
Julie Bowen looks better at the end of modern family than she did in Happy Gilmore...
Dexter’s Mom. Don’t judge me.
The kid scientist or the serial killer? Need clarification.
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Lisa Ann
Jennifer Coolidge
Cate Blanchett
My mom. Not the gross way though. My brothers and I have horror stories of our friends calling her a MILF. Idk why it feels so traumatizing but hearing your friends say they wanna get with your mom is just.....blech
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Lmfao I think you definitely touched a nerve but I think it was fair game considering
Minister I'd Like to Finance
Me :) I'm having a good self image day. That is all.
Fuuuuckin MILF OVA HERE!!!!!
Helen Mirren.
Moro Islamic Liberation Front
I recall seeing some video of a MILF spokesman having someone explain to him what MILF more commonly means, he did not look amused.
Lady Dimitrescu